A/N: KK pplz sooo my editur (AKA my BFFFAOOL (Bst frnd 4Evah 4 all oru lves!)) namd Brittni iz totes ot uv the cntry (in MILAN! #Iamsototesjelly) so plz ignor n/e smll grmmr prblms u mite see! #oops #enjoythestory

Disclaimer: I soooo totes do NT wn Twilight, HairyPottur or NE of itz yummi karacterz!

Evn tho I ddnt need 2 brthe mah humn nstinkts totes sed i did in nd I swum 4 duh top of da wtr, chking on h20 (haha c wht i dd dere?) tht I had drnk. #Disgusting. It like totes tstd wrse cming up den it had gong dwn. #gross

Whn I got 2 da top I herd Edwurrd ylling mah nme frum da laft nd I trned 2 c wht he wuz shting abt. "Bella! R u k?" Y r u swmmng whn u shld be hnting?" He ylled dwn 2 me 4m da edg uv da kliff, lking dwn n angr nd lkng at wht I wuz wring (or rther wht I wuznt wering ROFLMAO #Naked #Haha). "Whre r ur clthes?" #RUDE!

I totes ignred tht, I obvi haz moar 2 dal wiz thn clthing (#SadDayCuzITotesLuvClothes) or NEthng… "Wlll u cme dwn her plz? I hve smething 2 shw u…"

"Her? Bellz, thts sooo inapropez." #Prudeeee

"Jst gt dwn hre plz!" I shted up 2 im, totes strting 2 loze patente w/ da stoopid sprkling vampy abve m3. LOL

NEwayz- Ed totes c me up nd strted 2 sez

"Bellz wht iz goin on hre.. We totes dnt hve tme 4 g mes & stuffz... Bt-"

I totes cut hm of there #hetalks2much #Annoying #StillNaked

"OMG Ed like loooookkkkkk! I hve a lke totes fabo tail nd it mkes m3 evn seksier thn i lredy am" #andthatshardtodo

Ed lik totes agreeed nd gt a bner nd w3 hd like amazee sexytimes! #EddieIsHawtForAVirgin #MOARNOW #SoMuchFun

So thn we defo ran in2 like a lrg prblm: I cld not tlk! I totes sang EVRYTHaNG! Wit a yumilicious singing vice if i do sez sew mahs3lf #teehee

Anywhoozles Eddy boy totes clled hiz d-liciously sexxxxiii dddy nd he totes cme 2 c wht we wer tlking abt.

Carli (my nickyname 4 him ;) ) wlkd up 2 chk n meh

"Carli! W3 needz ur hlp!" I sung

"Bell snging?" h3 azkd sexaly

"I defo cnt stop sngng & i hve a tael Carli!" I sng buttifally

Aftr I sungd hiz nme hiz i'z gt big nd thn... He clmed n tup of mi nd wii strted 2 hav seksitimes 2! #hottie #SexxiDaddiRox

Till Ed totes interrupted us nd rooned our mgic mment... #cockblockedbymybf

ikno u guiz totz luv dah stori so revew! Nd plz no moar mean rveawz, sum of u wer totz jeally of me nd pstd sum #MEAN revewz! #Haters #YouGuysAreMean