The Adventures of: The Agents

The Random Adventures of: The Agents! Vol.2

Wrath: walks in the houseyawns That was some party!
Agent 111: Yeah! And it lasted the whole day! That was awesome!
Wrath: Yeah, and Dr. Humming Burd let us take two weeks off!
Grim Reaper: I don't like him! pouts
Wrath: Why? He's your boss to!
Grim Reaper: Yeah, but he calls me by my WHOLE name, why is it Rupert, why couldn't it be Richard . . .
Agent 111: You do know that short form for Richard is Dick?
Wrath: giggles
Grim Reaper: ... On second thought, I'll take Grim Rupert Reaper any day
Wrath & Agent 111: laughs
Wrath: Well I'm tired, so good night! Tell me the "Vacation Plans" in the morning. Or afternoon
Agent 111: giggles Sure. Night!
Grim Reaper: Don't let the bed bugs bite!
Wrath: Hee, Hee..closes bedroom door
Grim Reaper: I warned her..
Agent 111: The so called "Bed bugs" aren't our problem.
Grim Reaper: Yeah. It's Wrath's.
Agent 111: Will you stop!! There's no such thing as--
Wrath: comes out of room screaming
Agent 111: Bed...Bugs...
Grim Reaper: Told you!!
Wrath: Huh? I'm not screaming because of bed bugs...
Grim Reaper: pouts
Wrath: Come and see for yourself.
Agent 111 and Grim Reaper: look at each other follows Wrath
Wrath: It's THAT! points into room
Agent 111: The dark?
Wrath: NO! I was pointing at this. turns on lights
Grim Reaper: What in the world?
Agent 111 and Grim Reaper: Zog King!
Zog King: ...Mmmff... open's eye's yawns Hey everyone, morning already?
Wrath: DON'T ACT LIKE YOUR INNOCENT!! WHAT IN BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!
Zog King: Huh? blinks looks around Oh, heehee, I thought this was my room..
Agent 111: You don't even have a room..
Wrath: Yeah. So why are you in MINE?!
Zog King: Well, umm.. you see.. umm..
Wrath: WELL?
Zog King: OK! OK!! I wandered into the house after the party, before you guys came home, and I came into the first room I saw with its door opened, and, the bed, it looked so, COZY!
Grim Reaper: I'd believe that. When you guys were, umm, looking for me, I slept in your room, Wrath... grins
Wrath: glares at Grimmy
Zog King: Any ways, I just fell asleep.
Wrath: You think I'm gonna say, "Gee, I'm sorry that I yelled at you just go ahead and sleep in my room while I take the uncomfortable couch"?
Zog King: Uh... Yeah.

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Zog King: Walks to couch Don't blame me if something HORRIBLE happens to me...
Wrath: Well... if it helps... BETTER YOU THAN ME!!
Agent 111 & Grimmy: laughs
Zorg Lord: I get the couch!! Gimme! Gimme!
Zog King: NO!! I get the couch!
--mean while by the couches--
Fate: yawns Gee this couch looks cozy! lies down and goes to sleep
--back in Wrath's bedroom--
Wrath: GO SLEEP ON THE COUCH!!
Agent 111: Yeah... there is NO SUCH THING AS BED BUGS!!
Zorg Lord & Zog King: Fine we'll go and sleep on the couches... walks over to couch
Zog King: Agent 111!! A BED BUG!!
Zorg Lord: screams
Agent 111: That isn't a BED! It can't be a BED BUG!!
Zog King & Zorg Lord: Well... it's kinda hairy...
Fate: blinks I'm not a bed bug... OR a COUCH BUG!! AND DON'T PULL MY HAIR!!
Wrath: giggles looks like your sleeping...
Wrath & Agent 111: ON THE FLOOR!!
Grimmy: yawns Good night boys...
Fate: Looks like your sleeping in the garage tonight... or in the kitchen.
Zog King & Zorg Lord: tear we'll sleep in the garage... since no one cares about us...
Fate: I don't know... it's kinda creepy...
Wrath, Agent 111, & Fate: giggles
Wrath & Agent 111: go to their bed rooms
--in the garage--
Zorg Lord: MOM!!
Zog King: Mom?! What kind of an agent are YOU?!
Zorg Lord: Sleep in the garage yourself... I'm going to go sleep on in the bat mobile... yawn
Zog King: pulls out sleeping bag I was all cozy until Wrath woke me up...
Zorg Lord: snores
Zog King: I hope Agent 111 is right... what if there are bed bugs... OR WHAT ABOUT THE BOOGGY MAN?? lies in bed awake for hours, finally falls asleep

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Agent 111: Fate? Are you awake or asleep?pokes Fates head
Fate: stirs I was asleep until you woke me up.
Agent 111: Sorry, it's just, I heard something upstairs, and could you come upstairs with me?
Fate: rubs eyes while getting up Why couldn't you ask Wrath or Grimmy?
Agent 111: Wrath is a VERY deep sleeper, so even if I tried to wake her, it won't work, and Grimmy's room is locked. Why didn't you say Zog King or Zorg Lord?
Fate: You honestly think I'd say them? I mean there afraid of Bed Bugs for crying out loud.
Agent 111: laughs Shall we head?
Fate: The shorter this takes, the longer I can sleep.
Agent 111: laughs
--Garage--
Zog King: dreaming Fate? Is that you?
Fate: Yes! I am!
Zog King: JOY! JOY! I love you!
Fate: I do to!!
Zog King: SOUL MATES!!run to hug Fate
Fate: slowly fades
Zog King: NO!! jumps in air misses falls
Zog King: wakes up FATE!!
Zorg Lord: WHAT?! WHO?! WHERE?! Where's the fire?!
Zog King: It's was just a dream...
Zorg Lord: About Fate You still love her?
Zog King: hides face
Zorg Lord: HA YOU DO!! Wait till I tell everyone this
Zog King: grabs Zorg Lord by the throat and throws him against the wall If you tell ANYONE your as good as dead. You got it? greenish glow comes out of hands
Zorg Lord: gulps Yeah, W-we're cool, now can you let me down?
Zog King: drops Zorg Lord stops Did you here that?
Zorg Lord: Here what?
twig snaps outside
Zog King: That!
Zorg Lord: You don't think it's...
Zog King & Zorg Lord: THE BOGGY MAN!!
--In Stair Well--
Fate: hit's knee off something OW! Would it kill you to put lights up here?
Agent 111: Sorry, we never go up here, not after what Dr. Humming Burd told us.
Fate: blinks What DID he tell -
Zog King & Zorg Lord: faintly screams

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Agent 111: OH NO!!
Fate: The Zorg Lord & The Zog King!!
Both: runs down stairs
Agent 111: Wait! It's probably just a-
Fate: puts finger to lips Did you hear that?
Zorg Lord & Zog King: run in
Zorg Lord: hugs Fate
Zog King: hugs Agent 111
Zorg Lord: whispers Ha ha! I hugged Fate!
Fate: kicks Zog King & Zorg Lord
Agent 111: We were worried about you guys!
Zorg lord: Yeah and someone's out there... we're waking Wrath and Grimmy... starts to go over to Wrath's bedroom
Agent 111: She's a heavy sleeper... your not going to be able to wake her up.
Zorg Lord: I can wake her up... evil grin
Agent 111: She'll be grumpy... I'm warning you...
Fate: Oh... So you DO still like me... slaps Zog King
Zog King: but...but...I...I...
Fate: Uh-huh... glares at Zog King What about Syvillia?
sound of breaking glass from Wrath's room
Zorg Lord: runs screaming from Wrath's room

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Wrath: CAN I EVER GET SOME SLEEP!!throws chair at Zorg Lord
Zorg Lord: EEKK!! HELP ME!!
Zog King: How about NO!
Agent 111: Wow, I thought it would have been worse, you got lucky this time, I think...
Wrath: Oh, I'm just getting started glares evilly at Zorg Lord
Zorg Lord: EEP!
Grim Reaper: yawns Can I get some sleep here looks at the scene Well, well. Why am I not surprised, Wrath's trying to kill someone and everyone else is just standing around like nothing's going on.
Fate: Yup. Oh and nice bunny slippers winks
Agent 111: giggles
Grim Reaper: Shut it. There my only slippers and my feet are cold, so what? Anyways, other then Zorg Lord being killed, what's going on?
Zorg Lord: HEY! It's not my fault that's she's a deep sleeper
Zog King: Yeah, but it IS your fault that she's angry
Fate: Is that why her name is Wrath?
Agent 111: I guess so. She does have a short-
Wrath: Temper? pulls the ropes tight around Zorg Lord That's Only ONE part of it.
Grim Reaper: Ok. Off topic, I wanted to know what the hell is going on!?
Agent 111: I heard something upstairs so I asked Fate to go with me up there, and we then heard these two idiots run in here screaming like little girls.
Zog King: WE DIDN'T SCREAM LIKE LITTLE GIRLS!!
Fate: Oh poor Zog King puts hand on shoulder You have know clue what you act like
Agent 111: giggles
Zorg Lord: But We heard something outside! A twig snapping! And we think it's-
Fate, Wrath, Agent 111 & Grim Reaper: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BED BUGS!!
Zog King: That's not what he was going to say, he was going to say-
Zorg Lord & Zog King: THE BOOGYMAN!!
Grim Reaper & Wrath: smacks forehead
Fate: Hence the reason there known as idiots... And why I didn't mention them when you asked me to go with you upstairs.
Agent 111: I get it...
Zog King: You don't believe us?!
Grim Reaper: The Boogyman is just a make believe character of your childish imagination! Why WOULD we believe you?
Zorg Lord: breaks out of ropes THAT!!points out a window
Creepy Guy with a hook outside the window
Everyone: IT'S THE BOOGYMAN!!
Zorg Lord: faints
Fate: Everyone upstairs!
Agent 111: Why? We don't know what's up there!
Fate: grabs Zorg Lord and throws him on her shoulder Got any better ideas?!
Agent 111: No.
Grim Reaper: grabs Agent 111's arm THEN RUN!!

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Fate: What did Dr. Humming Burd tell you?
Agent 111: I don't really remember...
Zog King: So... you would rather face the unknown than the known?
Wrath: Do you WANT to face the Boogyman?
Zog King: on second thought the dark creepy stairs look very wel- stops what's that smell?
Wrath: What smell? sniffs
Grim Reaper: I don't smell anything...
Wrath, Agent 111, Fate: What ever it is it smells-
Zorg Lord: GACK!! chokes like Phys. Ed.!! Gross!!
Agent 111: like sweat? I don't think so...
Fate: Did you hear the front door? Was it just puts finger to lips Shhhh!
Zorg Lord: EEEEEK!
Zog King: The Boogyman just broke down the door! RUN!!
Everyone: runs upstairs
Wrath: Ouch! Hey it's a door.
Zog King:whispers And the smell is so strong I wanna barf.
Zorg Lord: whispers Me, too.
Fate:whispers I know it's gross, but we might be followed try to get the door opened.
Wrath: whispers It's got a huge pad lock on it-
Agent 111: whispers I don't know what's through the door... but the Boogyman is coming up to the stairs... so could you hurry?

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Fate: whispers Hmmm, wonder what is the problem with this door? Why does this seem so familiar?
Wrath: GOT IT!
Everyone except Fate: runs in the room
Zog King: FATE! Mind hurrying up?!
Fate: I'm coming! I'm coming!! walk to the door
door closes by it's self
Fate: HEY!! LET ME IN!! pulls on door knob DAMMIT!!
foot steps getting louder
Fate: Uh-Oh! Guys?! LET ME IN DAMMIT!!
--in room--
Wrath: FATE!! talks to the door knob
Agent 111: What are we gonna do? If we break down the door, we get Fate, but then the Boogyman gets all of us, but if we don't, we'll be safe, but the Boogyman will get Fate!!
Zorg Lord: cries
Zog King: Try that kungfu thing again, that might help chuckles
Agent 111: I'm gonna kill you!!
Grim Reaper: Wait, Why am I here? I have a plan!
Wrath: What do you mean? AND WHAT IS IT!!
Fate: through door Guys, there's a closet out here I'm gonna hide in there until he's gone!
Grim Reaper: Look at me, and take a GOOD look and tell me what you see?
Zog King: You
Wrath: A true friend?
Agent 111: A Skeleton in a Robe?
Zorg Lord: AN IDIOT!!
Grim Reaper: smacks Zorg Lord YOU'RE THE BLOODY IDIOT!! And you guys aren't even close!!
Everyone: looks at each other WE GIVE UP!!
Grim Reaper: smacks forehead Ok, easier question, what am I known for and as?
Agent 111: GRIMMY!
Zog King: Lost?
Zorg Lord: BUNNY SLIPPERS MAN!!
Wrath: DEATH!!
Grim Reaper: 20 POINTS TO WRATH! Correct, and I know something about up here too,
--Out side of room--
Fate: thinking Dark in here... and smells awful BLAH!! uses night vision goggles Why didn't I use these before? EEEWWW!! GROSS!! Gym clothes soaked in sweat!!
Deep breathing heard from other side of the door
Fate: thinking OH NO!! I hope that this closet is lockedwalks backward
some one grabs Fate by the arm
Fate: starts to scream a hand came to her mouth to shut her up mubbles Grimmy?!
Grim Reaper: No it's Jesus. OF CORSE IT'S ME!!
Fate: The Boogyman is right out there!!
Grim Reaper: Yeah, I know. That's why I'm here! Think you know my plan?
Fate: Umm... YOU'RE DEATH! You touch someone with you hand when it's ungloved, and there dead! It's so simple
Grim Reaper: Yeah, but I have to draw a diagram for the others!
Both: laughs
door knobs twisting
Grim Reaper: Go through that passage, it will lead you to the room. I got a plan with Boogyman.
Fate: Ok, I'll go. Be careful, you don't know what he can do, I don't think anyone does!runs threw passage
Grim Reaper: Good kid, now turns to door To get things started, cracks knuckles
--In Room--
Zorg Lord: WE'RE DOOMED!!
Zog King: holds Zorg LordGET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!runs around screaming
Zorg Lord: joins Zog King
Wrath: What a pair of idiots
Agent 111: Yeah, but there are idiots giggles Hey Zog King! Who is Syvillia?

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Zog King: blushes Uhhh... no one...
Zorg Lord: His girlfriend, his super h-
Zog King: punches Zorg Lord SHUT UP!!
Agent 111 & Wrath: He's turning red... giggles
Agent 111: Your super hot girlfriend?
Zog King: She wasn't my girlfriend!!
Fate: Yeah she was. She was a horrible b...
Zog King: She wasn't really my girlfriend... you know that! Any way, what did she ever do to you?
Fate: Don't tell me you don't remember all the rumors she spread about me!! An-
Agent 111: SHHHHHHH!!
Wrath: whispers Yeah... that got a little loud...
--on stairs--
Grim Reaper: thinking I go out here, and they start discussing Zog King's Love Life. I wonder where the Boogyman is... I really hope they remember me if I die... wait I'm death. HOW CAN I DIE?!
Boogyman: draws rattling breath
Grim Reaper: thinking EEEEEP!!
--in room--
Fate: whispers what was it Dr. Humming Burd told you about this room, since we're trapped up here?
Agent 111: Well, he to-
Wrath: I'm telling!
Agent 111: No! I AM!!
Zog King: whispers I have a bad feeling... could you keep your voices down?
Fate: whispers JUST TELL US DAMMIT!!

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--in closet--
Grim Reaper: thinking Ok, I'm going in! Or is that out? leen's on door
door crashes open
Grim Reaper: OH CRAP!! jumps up in a karate move
Boogyman: Muhahahha!!cuts Grim Reaper's head off
Grim Reaper (head): Ahh!! I lost my head!! Body get over here!!
Grim Reaper (body): walks around in circles
Boogyman: grabs Grim Reaper's head Got you!
Grim Reaper (body): runs back into closet and follows passage
--in room--
Wrath: I'M TELLING!!
Agent 111: SSHHH!! Did anyone else here that?
Zorg Lord: Wha-Zog King put's hand on mouth
Zog King: Don't you remember what happened before? After you said w-h-a-t, a twig snapped! And this time, we might here a door open or some one disappears!!
Wrath: How? No one has disappeared yet, and I doubt anyone will.
Zorg Lord: Oh really? Look around and tell who you don't see?
Fate: You idiot! Grimmy is saving our lives! And He can not die!!
Grim Reaper (body): stumbles in room
Zog King: screams faints
Zorg Lord: Told you!! runs around screaming
Wrath: What happened Grim?
Agent 111: OMG! YOU SAID GRIM AND NOT GRIMMY!! THE WORLD IS ENDING joins Zorg Lord
Wrath: I said Grim because it's not full Grimmy, I can't call him Grimmy with out his head!
Grim Reaper (body): Sad Pose
Fate: How can we talk to him? He doesn't have a mouth! He can't reply!
Wrath: WAIT! grabs a note book out of pocket Never know when you need one!
Grim Reaper (body): takes note book and writes gives back to Wrath
Wrath: Umm... plan didn't work! It's chicken scratch!
Agent 111: Does anyone know sign language?!
Fate: I do... Grim, tell us, in sign language, I tell everyone
Grim Reaper (body): pouts
Fate: Oh uh, does he even know sign language?
Wrath: I don't think so...
Agent 111: WE ARE DOOMED!
--Stairs--
Grim Reaper (head): What are you going to do to me?
Boogyman: rolls eyes Why does everyone I scare or cut there body up asks me that?!
Grim Reaper (head): Um, probability because YOU SCARY!! AND LOOK EVIL!!
Boogyman: Evil backward is Live,
Grim Reaper (head): NOT THE POINT!
Boogyman: Is to me think about that, with your severed head...
--in room--
Zorg Lord: Well, while we're up here, how about some BONDING!!
Everyone else: WHAT?!
Grim Reaper (body): runs in circles
Fate: Ok, Wrath, what DID Dr. Humming Burd say?
Wrath: Huh? OH YAY! Where Is It?! checks pockets FOUND IT!
Agent 111: A tape recorder?
Wrath: YES! He recorded it on here so we can remember!turns on the recorder
Everyone: THE BATTERIES ARE DEAD!

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Fate: sarcastic GREAT!!
Zog King: OK... see that window?
Every one: looks at boarded up window Yeah?
Zog King: The bat mobile is just down there... right?
Zorg Lord: I don't know!
Wrath & Agent 111: HEY!! Zog King grew part of a brain!
Zog King: blushes Uhh... HEY!! I've always had a brain!! BEFORE THE BOOGYMAN EATS US LETS GO!!
Boogyman: laughs Catch! throws Grimmy's had at Fate
Fate: falls to ground
Zog King: grabs Fate
Wrath: grabs Grimmy's head & Grimmy's arm
Zorg Lord: Now a bit of that Kung Fu might really help!
Agent 111: Hiya!! pulls grenade out of pocket, blows boarding off window
Wrath: JUMP!! I HAVE THE KEYS!!
Zog King: I can't lift Fate!!
Boogyman: I can!!
Wrath: pushes Zog King & Fate out window YOU CAN FLY!! IDIOT!!
Everyone Else: jumps gets into Bat Mobile
Wrath: WE'RE OFF!!
Agent 111: THE BOOGYMAN'S AFTER US!! RUN!!
Wrath:steps on the gas

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Grim Reaper: How is it that Wrath has everything in her Jammies?
Wrath: Some questions are better left unanswered...
Fate: Unlike this one, why am I still on Zog King's lap? crosses arms and stare's at Zog King
Zog King: Hee, hee puts Fate on seat
Zorg Lord: whispers to Zog King Real heroic buddy!
Zog King: steps on Zorg Lord's foot
Wrath: SHUT UP! Or I'll throw you guys out the window!!
Agent 111: IT'S THE BOOGYMAN!! AND HE'S IN-
Fate: The boogy mobile? GROSS!!
Agent 111: No the- SPACE SHIP!!
Wrath: Why in bloody hell would he need that?!
--In Space Ship--
Boogyman: What is the deal here? I try and have some fun and then you get called for a delivery and now a car chase?! Honestly, the things I do For Money...
--In Bat Mobile--
Wrath: A CLIFF!!
Grim Reaper: I need my body!
Agent 111: DEJA VU!!
Grim Reaper: Unless the fly button isn't working, I don't think you have to worry!
Zog King: MOTHER!!

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Fate: Mother?! She disowned you!
Agent 111: YOUR OWN MOTHER DIDN'T WANT YOU??
Grimmy: I need my body! Make a stop at some place I can be put together!
Wrath: lets go of steering wheel
Agent 111: grabs steering wheel
Zorg Lord: We're all gonna die!!
Fate: Agent 111 can drive you know.
Wrath: put's Grimmy's head back on body Better?
Grimmy: It's on BACKWARDS!!
Wrath: well... it'll have to work for right now!! grabs steering wheel
Bat Mobile goes over cliff
Agent 111: punches flying button
Zorg Lord: We should've checked to see if that before we went over the edge!!
--in space ship--
Boogyman: they just went over the edge... maybe my job will be easy!

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Wrath: I think Zorg Lord is right!
Fate: Never thought I'd hear Zorg Lord and right in the same sentence, unless it's 'Zorg Lord Is never right'giggles
Agent 111: That's great and all Fate but if you haven't noticed- WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Zog King: What are we gonna do?!
Everyone: looks at Wrath
Wrath: What?!
Zorg Lord: You do have the answer, don't you!?panics
Wrath: What am I the smart one here?
Agent 111: Ummm... wouldn't say smart...giggles
--in space ship--
Boogyman: Dammit! It's like it's been in one spot for 15 mins! Wait, It HAS been there for 15 mins!!
-- In bat mobile--
Grim Reaper: puts head on right way Has anyone noticed that WE'VE BEEN IN THE SAME SPOT FOR 15 MINS?!
Everyone: looks out windows
Fate: How is this possible?!
Wrath: But, shrimps can't fly!! I know from experience!
Zog King: No but they can fry!elbow's Zorg Lord and both start to laugh
Agent 111: This IS impossible!
Zorg Lord: Not to me, Zog King, and Fate!
Wrath: SHUT UP!! looks at dash board Umm... Agent 111...
Agent 111: Yeah?
Wrath: Which button DID you press?!
Agent 111: Umm... points to an orange button That one!
Wrath: That WASN'T the fly button,
Agent 111: Then what button was it??
Wrath: IT WAS THE HOVER BUTTON!! Did you even READ the manual?!
Agent 111: Manual, shamanual, like I care!
Wrath: Well if you read it, then you would know that BLUE IS THE FLY BUTTON!!
Fate: You mean this button-pushes a blue button
Wrath & Grim Reaper: NO!!
Fate: Ooops...
Zog King: What button what that!?
Bat Mobile starts to fall
Wrath & Grim Reaper: THE BAT BOAT BUTTON!!
Everyone: screams
Zog King & Zorg Lord: exchange wills
--In Space Ship--
Boogyman: Ah, there it goes MUHAHAHAHAHA!
--In Bat Mobile--
Fate: What Dumb name!!
Agent 111: Wait We're Saved!
Fate: HOW?!
Agent 111: LOOK!! IT'S A LAKE!!
Grim Reaper: Ever thought of guessing how deep it is?!

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Agent 111: What's every one worried about? We aren't gonna drown... this is the BAT BOAT
Zorg Lord: SO??
Agent 111: It'll be the landing that kills us, the bouncing...
Wrath: Isn't there a Bat Sub button any where?
Fate: Since we're gonna die any way... presses green button
Bat Boat falls faster
Zorg Lord: WHAT BUTTON WAS THAT?? THE KILL US ASAP BUTTON??
Grim Reaper: No... That was the sub button... anyone know how deep the lake is?
Zog King: What idiots we are!!
Wrath, Agent 111, and Fate: Him calling US idiots? Something is definitely wrong!
Zog King: That isn't just a lake... that is-
Zorg Lord: doo doo do doot doo dooooo (theme music) SUPER LAKE!!
Bat Sub hits lake sinks
Zog King: No... A very... very... very... very, very deep lake.
Agent 111: Isn't that a good thing? Even if it does me the world is ending since the Zog King did something smart...
Fate & Wrath: giggles
Zog King: Not really...
Grim Reaper: OH MY GOD!! ZOG KING IS ACTAULLY RIGHT!! We don't have very much air in here!
Wrath: Wow... Zorg Lord and Zog King both right in one day!
Wrath, Fate, Grimmy & Agent 111: laughs
Fate: suddenly stops laughing How deep are we?
Zorg Lord: At the speed we were falling for about 15 minutes... I'd say near the bottom of the lake.
Zog King: I would totally agree!
Everyone: panics

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Zorg Lord: WHERE ARE THE LIFE BOATS?!
Wrath: You idiot! There are no Life boats on a submarine!!
Agent 111: writes in mini journal dear journal, these are my final words for I am in a submarine with barely any air, If anyone finds this journal after this, let my mom know, I miss her!
Fate: rolls Eyes
Zog King: thinking If we're gonna die, I might as well do this!Kisses Fate
Fate: WHAT THE HELL!!
Zog King: It's true!! I still love you Fate!! And this is our final moments of life, I couldn't control it!
Grim Reaper: Looks at pager chuckles
Wrath: Why are you so smiley? WE'RE GONNA DIE!!
Grim Reaper: No, you guys aren't!
Everyone: stops WHAT?
Grim Reaper: Death, is what I give, and according to my pager, no one in this submarine is gonna die,
from drowning, more or less from old age
Fate: glares at Zog King
Zog King: Uh...awkward smile my bad? prepares to be killed
Fate: ready to punch Zog King puts fist slowly down thinking Why can't I hit him?
Everyone: Gasp
Zorg Lord: What is wrong here? Me and Zog King are smart, then Fate doesn't punch someone! The World MUST be ending!
Wrath: Not yet, LOOK!!
Everyone: Looks
Agent 111: Atlantis?!
Grim Reaper: Under Water City, yes. Atlantis, no.
Wrath: We AREN'T in a lake, guys; we're in a small part of an ocean!
Zorg Lord: in a suit and wearing glasses Yes while I'm being smart might as well look the part, shouldn't we get going there before the air is gone?
Agent 111: How'd you get in though's so fast, WHERE did you get though's so fast?!
Wrath: looks at air monitor Hey! It's upside down! flips it over We have An hour of air left in here!
Zog King: sighs Good, I thought we all were gonna die!
Fate: They maybe safe from harm, but you. You're FAR from it!
Zog King: gulps
Wrath: while we're here, take wheel Let's take a tour?

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Agent 111: YAYY!! Tour!
Fate: No... I want to get to solid ground so I can beat Zog King to dust.
Zog King: For some reason, right now, I really wish we WERE going to die!
Fate: giggles Oh, don't worry... you are.
Agent 111 & Wrath: giggles
Zorg Lord: TO SOLID GROUND!! Before I puke!!
Grim Reaper: YEAH!! I've already been having a bad day I don't need Zorg Lord puking all over me!
Zog King: NO!!
Fate: evil grin
--later, on dry land--
Zog King: screaming tries to run away
Fate: MUAHAHAAHAAAAAA!!
--the violence and swearing are not shown on screen--
Zog King: owwwwww...
Fate: Evil as ever!
Wrath & Agent 111: Hey... now that that's all cleared up and the Boogyman is after us...
Agent 111: TOUR OF ATLANTIS!!
Wrath: BOOOOOOOOOYEAH!!
Grim Reaper: Back into the Bat Sub!!
Zorg Lord: Boogyman!? jumps into bat sub I PROMISE NOT TO PUKE!!

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Wrath: Wait, I thought It WASN'T Atlantis...
Zog King: Better than facing the Boogyman!
Agent 111: True.
Grim Reaper: Ok, whatever, pager goes off Oh, gotta go! Someone's dying, or committing suicide
Fate: How--
Grim Reaper all the sudden disappears
Zorg Lord: I think that's how.starts smoking a pipe
Wrath: Why are you still in that suit?!
Agent 111: And why are you smoking a bubble pipe?
Zorg Lord: Why are you still in your jammies? And I'm being genius today
Zog King: Yeah, ok, in our world we call that being an idiot!
Fate: So you're an idiot to?
Zog King: Yes... blinks NO!!
Agent 111: THAT'S what we call an idiot in our world Zoggy!
Wrath, Agent 111, & Fate: giggles
Wrath: We're here!
Everyone: YAY!!
Fate: Hey it's inside a bubble!
Zog King: Does that mean, there AREN'T mermaids?
Zorg Lord: THERE'S GOT TO BE!! I WANT PRETTY SEA LADIES!!
Wrath: rolls eyes Boys...kicks Zorg Lord out of the entranceOUTTA MY WAY!
Agent 111: Same old Wrath...giggles
Mermaid: Hello Welcome to,
Zog King: Atlantis?
Mermaid: giggles NO human, we are far away from Atlantis, this is- ZALATIN! The wonderful place for all creatures to relax!
That's why it's in a giant bubble! giggles I'm Mandy, the tour guide smiles softly
Zorg Lord: Heart eyes And I'm Zorg Lord, winks
Agent 111: smacks forehead Not again, I'm sorry Mandy, he's acts like an idiot a lot
Mandy: giggles No problem, I'm use to Girl crazed guys stalking, flirting, and try anything to get with me. That's a part of being a Siren.
Fate: True. So how much is that tour?
Wrath: I BROUGHT--
Everyone but Mandy: A WALLET! WE KNOW!!
Fate: What DON'T you have in your jammies?!
Wrath: Well--
Everyone: NO!!
Mandy: giggles Human's are so strange, oh and the tour is free, you just have to pay for a vacation here.
Agent 111: Wrath you here that!? We can have our Vacation here!
Wrath: Yeah, but--looks up to surface Grimmy...
Agent 111: He knows where we are, put's arm around Wrath's shoulderand nothing's going to happen, we'll be fine, he'll be fine. Ok?
Wrath: Yeah but--
Fate: But what?
Wrath: He has more money! I can't pay for everyone! I shouldn't have to! My Birthday just past!
Everyone: laughs
Mandy: giggles Well happy birthday! And how about I book you all in tonight for free, ONLY tonight, and then you can stay
here for as long as you want when That Grimmy character comes. Well how about it?
Wrath: YEAH!! hugs Mandy Thanks Mandy! I had NO clue how I could pay for all of these guys!
Both: laughs
Mandy: Sounds like we're gonna get along just fine.
Zorg Lord: I could get along with you to.
Agent 111: grabs Zorg Lord We just got in free, don't undo that!
Zorg Lord: What's with people and grabbing me by the throat? OK, OK I'LL STOP! So I like a girl, sew me!
Mandy: Ok, well would you like a tour now?

--

Agent 111: SEW YOU?! For what a half a penny or less?
Zorg Lord: I HAVE WAY MORE THAN THAT!!
Agent 111: Prove it!
Zorg Lord: I have an entire home planet! WHY DO YOU THINK I AM THE ZORG LORD!!
Zog King: Because Lordy, lordy, what an idiot!
Fate: Be nice to Zorg Lord!!
Zog King: jealous
Mandy, Wrath, Agent 111, & Fate: giggles

--

Mandy: Ok, now the tour
Zog King & Zorg Lord: YAY!
Fate: What a pair
Wrath: Yup... If only Thorns and Sketcher would be like that...
Fate: Thorns and who?
Agent 111: Thorns, the one who tried to marry Wrath, is Sketcher's evil older brother
Fate: Oh, Then where's Sketcher?
Wrath: looks down
Agent 111: Two years ago he went missing in a mission; we tried to save him, but...
Wrath: We failed to save him...
Fate: Is he... has he got a visit from Grimmy?
Wrath: From what I know of, no.

--

Fate: THAN WE ARE ON A MISSION!!
Mandy: You mean tour, right?
Agent 111: smacks forehead
Wrath: Yes... she means tour
Zog King: Are you crazy?! The Boogyman is still out there!
Zorg Lord: Maybe she'll try more of her Kung Fu on it
Fate: HIYA!! Hits Zorg Lord
Zorg Lord: falls to ground groan
Zog King: WOAH! Please it wasn't my fault don't hit me!
Fate: Any way... TOUR TIME! ... quietly to Agent 111 & Wrath and than we can find The Sketcher!

--

Wrath: I doubt we will...
Fate: Awww, cheer up Wrath, you never know winks
Grim Reaper all the sudden appears and scares everyone
Mandy: Who is this?! trembles in fear
Grim Reaper: Sorry didn't mean to scare everyone
Wrath: whisper's to Mandy That's the guy who's gonna pay
Mandy: Oh, I see. Does he know?
Wrath: No, but I'll tell him before the end of the night. Are we still in for free tonight?
Mandy: Sure smiles
Agent 111: I have a question, if you're a mermaid/siren, how come you can wander in here without water?
Mandy: Well, that just the thing! We aren't technically out of water.
Everyone: WHAT?! starts holding breathe
Other Mermaid: Hey Mandy! looks at the group What strange creatures you have here...
Mandy: Hey Gem and I've been noticing that too, these humans are different
Wrath: You said we aren't out of water!
Gem: Not only are they strange, but they're stupid too...
Zog King: WHO YOU CALLING STUPID!?
Mandy: You guys, you all jump to conclusions, What I meant by aren't out of water is that every so often a spray of water
comes in to the dome and that's how we're able to be in here! It's just like rain!
Zorg Lord: Well that could have been helpful! Now, runs up to Gem I like blondes. Do you like brunettes?
Gem: punches Zorg Lord GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
Zog King: Do I have to put a sign up saying that it's my job to beat him to a pulp?!
Fate: giggles Poor Zoggy, messes up hair more You're such a fool
Zog King: STOP! Why do you continuously call me Zoggy? And mess up my hair!
Wrath: Not that it isn't messed up already!
Agent 111: And you have a nickname!hugs Zog King I'm so proud of you!
Grim Reaper: Before you say anything, yes we ARE strange and random, that's just only 6 out of over 8 billion people!
Mandy: Well ok then, now me and Gem will give you the tour!
Everyone: YAY!
Fate: whisper's to Grim Reaper Do you know Sketcher?
Grim Reaper: whispers Yeah, one of Wrath oldest and dearest friends. Why?
Fate: whispers Well I was wondering if you, umm, visited him? For your job?
Grim Reaper: checks pager Umm... Ah missing people here we go,
Fate: Missing people you killed or-
Grim Reaper: gives pager to Fate Blue is alive and Grey is, well yeah.
Fate: Thanks! Now looks through the list What?! Zoggy come here for a second
Zog King: Yeah Fate?
Fate: Look, this is a list of people that are missing, blue is alive, grey is dead. And...
Zog King: Syvillia is missing?!
--Space ship--
Boogyman: I doubt they're coming out, but they will, won't they pretty little Syvillia?
Syvillia: Let me go! My precious Zog King Will save me!
Boogyman: Sure, I'll believe that, ALONG WITH FLYING PIGS AND THE TOOTH FAIRY! MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
--In Zalatin--
Zog King: Dammit! Why Syvillia? Why now? Why ME?!
Fate: Oh pull yourself together, now if you don't mind helping me with something?
Zog King: What?
Fate: Help me find the name, Sketcher in here, it's very important to Wrath.
Zog King: Right. ZORG!!
Zorg Lord: Yeah My little brother?
Zog King: Shut it! Tell the group that we're going to be somewhere else, and whispers to Fate should we bring Grimmy?
Fate: nods
Zog King: And tell Grimmy to come here to!
Zorg Lord: Ok, whatever. Why do I have to take orders from KING? I'm Zorg LORD!
Fate: Well, look who's smart giggles
Zog King: Shut up! And at least I'm not wearing a suit!
Both: roar in laughter
Grim Reaper: I'm here what do you want?
Fate: We're better off with you here, so if something goes wrong you can go back to the group and let them know.
Grim Reaper: Okay, I'll bite, but what are we doing?
Zog King: looks at Fate
Fate: looks at Zog King
Both: A Rescue Mission!
--Tour--
Wrath: WOAH! This place is HUGE!!
Gem: Yup, I thought there was 6 of you
Zorg Lord: The other three our going to do something else, busy, in other words
Mandy: Oh, that's too bad... Those guys seemed to be the smart ones giggles
Everyone: HEY!
--At Entrance--
Fate: Have you found him in there?
Zog King: No.
Fate: YOU'RE SO SLOW LET ME DO THIS!!
Grim Reaper: SHUT UP! grabs pager pushes button big screen comes upThere, Now EVERYONE can look!
Fate: Told you that it was good to have him here!
Zog King: SHUT UP!
Everyone: looks through list
Grim Reaper: Hold on, pushes another button There, only 'S'
Zog King: That's easier, see we would NEVER have found that out!
Fate: Point for me, point for you looks at screen But 50 Points to me! I found Sketcher's name! And he's alive!
Grim Reaper: Yup now I'll just push this handy dandy button to find out where he is! I believe that another point to-
Fate: ME! YES I'M IN THE LEAD!
Zog King: Since when did this become a game?
Fate: Since we're bored and needed this to be fun!
Grim Reaper: And he's in--
Everyone: ZALATIN?!
--Space Ship--
Syvillia: thinking Oh, why did I have to do this! All I wanted was something to eat and here I am, 30 minutes later
kidnapped!
Boogyman: Aww, poor you, you miss home? Or Your Zog King!? MUHAHAHAHAHH
Syvillia: Oh Shut Up! God you're SO annoying! Wait, how can you do that? I was thinking!
Boogyman: There's a lot of things I can do!
--At Entrance--
Fate: Well, this is lucky!
Zog King: Yeah, now all we have to do is find him! Just Great!!
Grim Reaper: Yeah, it is...
Zog King: Zalatin is HUGE where are we gonna find him?!
Grim Reaper: Easy, TELEPORTATION!

--

--in space ship--
Syvillia: I jus want Zorg Lord!!
Boogyman: What?! I thought you loved Zog King!
Syvillia: No... He would just rescue me because he's smart and hopelessly in love with me... Zorg Lord is my hero! But Zog King is SO dumb in the way he hangs out with Fate. Fate is an idiot... not to mention... WHY THE HELL WOULD I LIKE A ZOG?!
Boogyman: The only thing I don't understand very well is woman... that is one of the world's biggest questions...
Syvillia: blushes & giggles so that is what you can't do?
Boogyman: SHUT UP!! Wait did you see someone?
--in entrance--
Zog King: Do you hear something?
Grim Reaper: Yeah... -
Zog King: AGENT 111!! OH MY GOD!! SHE JUST SCREAMED!!
Fate: Are you sure that was her?
Grim Reaper: Well, when was the last time any one saw her?
Zog King: When she hugged me...
Fate: And then?
Zog King: You called me over here!!
Grim Reaper: then that means-
Zog King & Fate: THE BOOGYMAN HAS HER!!
Grim Reaper: She went on the tour...
Zog King: Oh... yeah...
--At the Heart of Zalatin--
Sketcher: why do I feel like I'm being watched?
--On the Tour of Zalatin--
Zorg Lord: Wait a sec... where did Agent 111 go?
Mandy: I thought she was here...
Wrath: She probably went to see what the others were doing
Gem: I hope she isn't lost
--in space ship--
Boogyman: And you're sure you have no idea what happened to the others?
Agent 111: Yes!! thinking: OMG!! I'm gonna die!! Why the hell did I stop to tie my shoe?!
Boogyman: Oh... just so you know... I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS... MUAHAHAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Syvillia: So... if you have any thing to say just say it. Like, you know what... That shirt is the MOST UGLY shirt I have ever seen!!
Agent 111: WHAT AN IDIOT YOU ARE!! I CAN'T READ YOUR THOUGHTS!!
Boogyman: Syvillia, Agent 111... Please get along! I need to keep you alive so you're easier to trap the other with!!
Agent 111: Death is one of my friends... OH CRAP!!
Boogyman: MUAHHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!
--Mission--
Zog King: So... START THE TELLEPORTING POWER!!
Grim Reaper: you can walk! Hmmf!
Fate: C'mon! Get along you guys!! We have a Sketcher to save!!

--

--At the Heart of Zalatin--
Sketcher: Hmmm... What time is it?looks at clock Ho-hum... Only 1:25am... Man what a long night
--On the Tour of Zalatin--
Wrath: My feet hurt...
Zorg Lord: Yeah well my heart aches... Two girls in on hour...
Gem: Oh poor muffin...giggles
--In Space Ship--
Syvillia: Seriously girl, do you have any taste in clothes?
Agent 111: Fate is right you are a --
Boogyman: I SAID GET ALONG DAMMIT!
Syvillia: He's right...
Boogyman: Anyways, I still don't get why you're hopelessly in love with Zorg Lord. What a bloody idiot!
Agent 111: WHAT?! ZORG LORD?! OVER ZOG KING?!
Syvillia: You CAN fall out of love just as easy as falling into it. I fell in love with Zog King because, well,
he was the richest guy there at first... Then I found out about Zorg Lord...
Agent 111 & Boogyman: Shallow...
Syvillia: So what? I fell in love with a rich guy, then fall in love with a RICHER guy the LORD part is what got mewinks
Agent 111: whispers to Boogyman What a blonde!
Boogyman: whispers to Agent 111 Yeah...
--At Entrance--
Fate: YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS! HERE WE ARE AT THE ENTERANCE AND SKETCHER COULD BE ANYWHERE HERE DAMMIT!
Grim Reaper: He started it!
Zog King: WHAT?! I did not!
Fate: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP! Zog King you're a bloody idiot! We can fly! We just have to keep in
touch with Grimmy!
Grim Reaper: Got it! gives Fate a gismo
Fate: Ok, what is it?
Grim Reaper: A little thing called, a walkie talkie! laughs
Zog King: Why can I have one?!
Grim Reaper: There's only two... So Fate will get one, I get the other, just stay TOGETHER!
Fate: Got it. Let us know if you find him.
Grim Reaper: Same goes for you.
Zog King: Up, up, and away!!starts to fly
Fate: Idiot, Starts to fly Good Luck!
Grim Reaper: Be careful!
Fate: Me, no problem, Zog King...
Zog King: crashes into building
Fate: Well, you get the point.pulls Zog King from wall Come on Zoggy!
--In Space Ship--
Agent 111: Have you SEEN what he's wearing?!
Syvillia: No. but I can imagine it!
Agent 111: Try imagining him in a plaid suit! With a bubble pipe! He thinks he looks smart,
and maybe that's why Mandy and Gem said no! He looks like an idiot!
Syvillia: looks down Him? In a suit?roars in laughter YEAH! RIGHT!!HAHAHAHA!

--

--In the Space Ship--
Agent 111: Hey, you said that Zoggy was rich...
Syvillia: Well... he IS a King so I, uh, kinda figured he was rich! ... He IS rich, right?
Agent 111 & The Boogyman: roars with laughter
The Boogyman: HA! Him, RICH?! The first time I saw him he was wondering the streets...
Syvillia: What does that have to do with anything? He went to Voralake Prep School, AND WAS IN MY CLASS!! You HAVE to be RICH to get into the school!
Agent 111: When he said "wandering the streets" he meant homeless... and he was in that school because its part of a reform school... after his dad died... well you might get the point.
The Boogyman: Oh, and "King" is part of the Zog War... The Zog King vs. The Zorg Lord... YOU WERE ON THE ZORG LORD'S SIDE!!
Syvillia: I KNOW!! THAT'S WHY I THOUGHT THAT THE SO CALLED "KING" sob WAS REALLY A KING!! sob
Agent 111: whispers to Boogyman pathetic!
Boogyman: If it helps the Zorg Lord IS a lord-
Syvillia: AND HE'S RICH!! YAYY!! GOODY!! claps hands
Agent 111: Can I throw up?
Boogyman: Sure!
Both: pukes
Syvillia: My weird dressed hero!! HELP!! Sissy scream HELP!! Ohhh! HELP!! ZORGY!! Help!!
Agent 111: Can we murder her?
Boogyman: Hey! Why are you starting to be on MY side?
--flying through Zalatin--
Zog King: A PENNY!! AND IT'S HEAD-SIDE UP!! That's good luck!
Fate: You're an idiot! grabs Zog King's shirt
Both: falls
Fate: ZOGGY!! WHY ARE WE FALLING??
--At Entrance--
Grim Reaper: I just got paged! I guess this mission has to wait... teleports away
--On Tour--
Gem: This is a relaxation Spa...
Wrath: Is there any food, because I haven't eaten since we had cake?
Zorg Lord: Hey... raises eyebrows Gem, wanna take a dip in the raises eyebrows hot tub?

--

Gem: How many times do I have to say it...punches Zorg Lord STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
Wrath: thinking If He continues this We're gonna get kicked out!grabs Zorg Lord If it helps,
change into NORMAL clothes! That may help!
Zorg Lord: Ah, I see... being smart t'is one thing, but looking like it t'is another...
looks into a shop window I LOOK LIKE A GEEK!
--In Space Ship--
Boogyman: DAMMIT!
Agent 111: What? I puked on your shoes?
Boogyman: No! I'm the only crew member on this ship! I'm the one that has to clean it up... looks at Syvillia evilly
unless I make a kidnapped person clean itgrins evilly
Agent 111: grins evilly I see, let Miss Preppy clean it tenses fingers Excellent...
Syvillia: stops putting on make-up What? My lipstick is one my cheek?!
--Flying above Zalatin--
Zog King: HOLD ME!!
Fate: YEAH RIGHT!!
Zog King: FINE LET US FALL TO OUR DEATH!
Fate: NOT IF GRIMMY SHOWS UP!!
--In Hospital--
Grim Reaper appears
Little Girl: cryingDaddy!
Mother: Its ok Sue, I'm sure he's going to be fine. Just go back into your room and get some sleep. I'll be there in a minute.
Sue: sniff Ok Mommy sniff Goodnight.goes to room
Grim Reaper: thinking I hate being the one to do this, but someone has to...
Mother: Is someone there?
Grim Reaper: clears throat Yes, walks out of shadows Do you know where I can find a looks at pagerPeter Harrison?
Mother: sniff I was afraid of this bawls eyes out He's my husband! I'm Claire, and- Andcontinues to cryOh!
Grim Reaper: I'm sorry that I'm not the Bringer of Life, which would be a happier job. But, this is what my job is, and I'm not any happier with it then you are, but if no one dies, then the world would over populate. T'is better this way...
Claire: sniff You're right, looks at Peter I-I--
Grim Reaper: better off, going to bed, and get some sleep, you'll... Be fine, maybe you'll meet someone new...
Claire: walks into other room
Grim Reaper: sighs I hate this...
Peter: ...stirs W--What's g--going on?
Grim Reaper: Is there any family members that you have, that has, um... visited me? That you care for dearly
Peter: ...My father... groans
Grim Reaper: Well, you'll see him soon...takes off glove This wont hurt...
--At the Tour--
Mandy: Where's that Flirting guy?
Gem: Yeah, I feel like taking out some anger...
Wrath: He went to change... uuhh into some comfy clothes...
Gem: sigh And Then there were three...
Mandy and Wrath: giggles

--

--Flying above Zalatin--
Zog King: Grimmy was probably paged!! FATE!! DO SOMETHING!!
Fate: He's about to be a paged again in a minute if he doesn't show up now!
Zog King: THE WALKIE TALKIE!!
Fate: I LOVE YOU ZOGGY!! YOU'RE BRILLIANT!! presses talk button, no signal
Zog King: did it work?
Fate: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!
Both: crashes into buildings
--On Tour--
Mandy: Did some one hear something?
Wrath: Like breaking glass?
Gem: Like Zorg Head smashing through a glass window?
Wrath: How can we be sure it was him?
Zorg Lord: walks over to them, singing Banaza by Akon
Gem: AND WATCH WHAT?!
Zorg Lord: Those beautiful things shake their ... trails off OH NOES!!
Gem: punches Zorg Lord
Zorg Lord: I DON'T EVEN LIKE THAT SONG!! IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD!! runs away
Wrath: He'll be back; you don't have to pretend to worry
--In Space Ship--
Agent 111: That's right! You're cleaning it with your blush brush!
Boogyman I had no idea you were so evil!!
Syvillia: pouts I'll tell ZORGY on you!!
Agent 111: When do we get to brutally murder her?
Boogyman: uhhh...
--Landing on Zalatin--
Zog King: ...groans... Fate? Fate??
Zorg Lord: ZOG KING?! What happened?! WHERE ARE GRIMMY AND FATE?!
Zog King: I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE IS!! starts to stand up
Zorg Lord: I'll get Wrath!!
--In Hospital--
Grim Reaper: Paged again! checks pager OMFG!! In ZALATIN!! Haze... wait a sec... That's Fate's REAL NAME!! I can't... turns a pailer shade of white

--

Sketcher: Hello, what be this? Looks at Fate It's a girl, check's Fate's pulse A dying girl! Luckily we're right near a hospital! picks up Fate and runs into hospital
--On Space Ship--
Boogyman: Brutally Murder her? looks at a piece of paper Uhhh... Ah here we are! Umm... Unfortunately, we can't kill her
Agent 111: Dammit!!
Syvillia: smiles cheekily
--Tour--
Mandy: OMFG! What has happened to you!runs over to Zog King
Gem: does samepushes Zorg Lord out of her way That's gonna sting! A lot! Are you ok?
Zog King: blushes I-I-I, crashed into a wall. smiles embarrassed
Gem & Mandy: Awww!hugs Zog King
Zorg Lord: jealous How come I try to get the girls and all I get is a punch in the face, and then he just crashes through a window and he's suddenly a chick magnet!pouts
Wrath: Maybe it's because you're not smart!giggles
--In Hospital--
Grim Reaper: appears in Fate's room
Sketcher: holding hands above Fate chanting an ancient language
Grim Reaper: What are you doing to her?!runs over and grabs Sketchers' shoulder Oh crap!
Sketcher: falls to the ground
Grim Reaper: God Dammit! It's Sketcher too! I killed the wrong person! Dammit!
Fate: . . . stirs W-w-what happened . . . looks at Sketcher Is that-
Grim Reaper: Sketcher, yes, and, I, sorta . . . Killed him. . I forgot to put on my glove.
Fate: Well that's JUST great! rolls eyes What are we gonna do now?!
Grim Reaper: Wait a minute! look of horror YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
Fate: WHAT?!
Grim Reaper: I got paged and your name was on it!
Fate: Then HOW did I return?!
Grim Reaper: looks down at Sketcher He was doing some messed up chant,
and held his hands out above you. That could be a possibility.
Fate: Strange . . . slaps Grimmy in the back of the head YOU IDIOT!
Grim Reaper: Oww! What Was That For?!
Fate: What do you think! You killed him!
Grim Reaper: Well SORRY! pulls on gloves
Sketcher: Arises looks at them dumbfounded What be you two doing?
Ah, Mistress, umm, Haze is it? I'm glad to see I could help!
Grim Reaper: leaps into Fate's arms AAHH!! Two People Returning to Life!! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!!
Sketcher: crosses arms It ain't buddy. I thought, Death, would be more, well, Scary. I was surely wrong! It's backwards!

--

--In Hospital--
Fate: SKETCHER!! WE WERE TRYING TO FIND YOU...!! Oh... my... god... WHERE IS ZOGGY?!
Grim Reaper: He's ok; I haven't been paged for him...
Fate: Good, I was hoping pushing him through that window would help!
Sketcher: You were trying to find me? Why? Is this about Wrath?
Fate: Starts to jump up, Faints
Wrath, Mandy, Gem, Zog King, & Zorg Lord: runs in
Zog King: OH NO!! AM I TOO LATE?! I LOVE YOU FATE!!
Grim Reaper: This freak of nature saved her! AND THEN CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD!!
Wrath: SKETCHER!! slow-motion run and hug
Gem & Mandy: giggles
Zorg Lord: Hey! Wait! WHERE'S AGENT 111??
Wrath: Yeah... I thought she was with you guys...
Zog King: I TOLD YOU I HEARD HER SCREAM!!
Every one except Gem, Mandy, Fate, & Sketcher: THE BOOGYMAN!!
Sketcher, Gem & Mandy: WHAT?!
Fate: W-ww-what's g-g-going on?
Zog King: hugs Fate
Fate: Thanks for saving me... right, Sketcher?
Sketcher: Uhh... yeah, you're welcome...
Zog King: hugs Sketcher
Wrath: Agent 111 is missing!
Gem: Hey Zorg Lord did something smart!
Fate, Wrath, & Mandy: giggles
--In Space Ship--
Agent 111: WHY CAN'T WE KILL HER?!
Boogyman: I'm supposed to be the evil... not you!
Syvillia: Because I have the cutest little pout pouts
Boogyman: NO!! Because the paper says we can't!
Agent 111: Screw the paper!
Boogyman: Geez... evil is you middle name!

--

--In Space Ship--
Agent 111: Yeah, and I'm the GOOD guy! grins So what does that shiny paper say to do with me?
Boogyman: Hmm... Let's see... Ah here we are... looks at paper Well it's good news bad news with you...
Good news, you're gonna live... Bad news... Uh... A friend shall not...
Agent 111: WHAT?!
--In Hospital--
Grim Reaper: Ah, this be a tale to tell... It all started when we got home from Wrath's birthday party...The first thing to happen was Wrath, going to bed...
Gem: Yeah Thanks for putting us to sleep buddy, anyone have a better story telling talent?
Wrath: starts singing it like a shanty I'll tell ya a tale of Agents! A Tale as old as true!
Gem: puts hand over Wrath's mouth NEVER SING AGAIN!!
Fate: How about I just put it in short form... Agent 111, Grimmy and Wrath come home from party. Wrath tired and went to room, then came running back out...continues story
--In Space Ship--
Agent 111: WHY?! WHO?! WHEN?!
Boogyman: Well... Uh... there's a hilarious twisted that's... not so hilarious...
Syvillia: laughs Poor You! HaHaHAHAHaHa!!
Agent 111: Watch it sister, it might be Zorg Lord...
Syvillia: WHAT?! NOT MY ZORG!!bawls eyes out
Boogyman: What a prep! Anyways, YOU have to choice who lives or dies!
Agent 111: NO!!
--In Hospital--
Fate: And that's it...
Gem: Still a bit boring, but explains a lot
Fate: BORING!! I'm not a fricken librarian!
Sketcher: Ok, no need for a cat fight...
Zorg Lord: YEAH CAT FIGHT!!meows
Mandy: slaps Zorg Lord in the back of the head JERK!
Zorg Lord: OWWIE! I thought you were the nice one! That DOESN'T slap people!!
Mandy: So what? JUST because I'm the pretty, shy one DOSEN'T mean I DON'T know how to fight!
Wrath: Ok, Anyways... SKETCHER! Where? HOW?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!
Sketcher: Why does everyone think that? Oh and Grim Reaper... F.Y.I I'M NOT A FREAK OF NATURE!! And...
Windows breaking and screaming heard down the hall

--

--in space ship--
Agent 111: could I choose... um...
Boogyman: Yeah, you can choose-
Agent 111: Syvillia?
Boogyman: NO!! She lives.
Syvillia: giggles like a prep
Agent 111: what about death... he can DIE, but he's already dead!!
Boogyman: THAT'S CHEATTING!!
Agent 111: Hang on...
--In Hospital--
Fate: Let's check it out.
Zog King: Maybe it's Agent 111... And Sketcher IS staying, right?
Wrath: YES!!
Grim Reaper: HE CALLED ME AN IDOIT!!
Wrath: GET OVER IT!!
Fate: C'mon!
Gem: Dying one minute ready to fight the next.
Zorg Lord: That's why "Zoggy" likes her! I mean, what is with that? If you gave her a necklace she'd probably kill you with it!
Fate: WATCH IT!! I HAVE A NECKLACE HOLE!!
Mandy: AND HE ISN'T SHALLOW!! Wow, your lucky, Fate.
Zorg Lord: What kind? One with the one ring on it?
Fate: NO!! YOU TURD!! It has a pearl on it!
Zog King: You where it? I gave it to you back when I lived in that hospital... uh... blushes
Gem: Does some one feel special, Zoggy?
Fate: evil grin
Zorg Lord: And look she doesn't fall madly in love with you... she stands just out of your reach... WHAT IS THE POINT IN LIKING HER?!
Wrath: C'mon, let's go!
Everyone: walks down hall way
Sketcher: WHAT THE HELL?!
Every one: le gasp
--In Space Ship--
Agent 111: Let me see that! snatches paper
Boogyman: YOU CAN'T READ IT UNTIL YOU SAY WHO DIES!!
Syvillia: NOT MY ZORG!!
Agent 111: You're a Zog, Why do you care so much about him being a Zorg?
Syvillia: Zorgs are better than Zogs and I'm a princess... AND I ALWAYS GET THE BEST!!
Agent 111: HEYY!! OH-HO!! A LOOP HOLE!!
Boogyman: Your smart... why'd I have to kidnap YOU?! I was supposed to kidnap a dumb guy in a plaid suit-
Syvillia: MY ZORG HONEY ISN'T DUMB!! DIE!! stabs Boogyman with lip gloss tube
Boogyman: OUCH!!
Agent 111: WELL I'M MAD AT YOU TOO!!
Boogyman: Look, I don't get paid as much if some one doesn't die... and than it's hard to get another job.
Agent 111: Well, we have Zorg Lord Start to die, and Zog King Violin for his life-
Syvillia: but-but-but... HE'S A ZOG!! HE'LL LOOSE MY ZORGY!! I feel faint starts reciting Romeo & Juliet
Agent 111: Grimmy? Win against Zoggy? PLEASE! Grimmy is AMAZING! But Zog KingViolin/piano king... remember? That was written in the girl's room...
Syvillia: ignores Agent 111, gets louder OH I WOULD KILL THEE WITH MUCH CHARISHING!!
Boogyman: Hey, that keeps my rep... And your friends' lives... but that doesn't mean that's the only thing on my list!! MUAHAAHHAAAA More mental/evil laughter
Syvillia: More Romeo & Juliet

--

--In Hospital--
Wrath: OH MY GOD!!
Sketcher: NO!
Fate: It's--
Everyone except Mandy & Gem: THORNS!!
Thorns: Evil Laugh Yes. I escaped from Jail, smirks Surprise!
Wrath: I THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE AND OVER WITH! Starts to run to beat up Thorns
Mandy & Fate: grab Wrath by the arms
Thorns: Bwhahahah!
Zorg Lord: I thought that was "Mwhahahha" not "Bwhahahha"
Thorns: Well TO BAD! IT'S BWHAHAHHA!
Wrath: growls
Zog King: So did you come to marry Wrath again?
--In Space Ship--
Bogyman: Stupid little... mutters rest
Agent 111: Oh suck it up and Syvillia, quit being a little Prep!
Syvillia: I'm not a--screams Preppy OMG! I LIKE TOTALLY BROKE A NAIL! WHERE'S THE NEAREST SALON!!
Boogyman: Paris France rolls eyes
Syvillia: Ok good, Now, TO PARIS FRANCE! grabs wheel
Agent 111: NO!!
Boogyman: MORON!
Space Ship falls
--In Hospital--
Thorns: Why, Hello, Gem.
Everyone except Thorns & Gem: GEM??
Mandy: You know this freak?!
Gem: Yes, SURPRISE! SURPRISE!rolls eyes Geez, you know one evil genius and all the sudden everyone's surprise.
Sketcher: Thorns...eyes glow red, turns into part wolf, voice sounds doubled You Shall Die... Here and NOW!
Wrath: No Fair! He gets to attack him and I don'tStarts kicking and screaming

--

Fate: Calm down Wrath!
Wrath: But I WANT to DESTORY him!!
Grimmy: I'm Confused
space ship crashes down in front of them
Thorns: WHAT THE HELL!!
Agent 111: MUAHAHAHAAAA
Boogyman: On the count of three...
Agent 111 & Boogyman: one...
Everyone else, except Syvillia: Agent 111!!
Agent 111 & Boogyman: two...
Zog King: SHE'S GONE EVIL!!
Agent 111 & Boogyman: THREE!!
Zorg Lord: SHE'S GONNA KILL US!!
Agent 111 & Boogyman: MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Syvillia: I BROKE MY NAIL SOME ONE WILL PAY!!
Agent 111: SHUT UP STUPID PREP!
Boogyman: There is work to be done, Agent 111!
Grimmy: Now, I am really, really, REALLY confused... how does Gem know Thorns, and why is Agent 111 with the Boogyman?

--

Agent 111 & Boogyman: starts dancing and sing to the Mexican hat song
I DANCE I DANCE I DANCE! AROUND THE MEXICAN HAT!--
Everyone except Syvillia: dumbfounded look on face
Wrath & Mandy: What--
Fate & Zog King: The--
Grim Reaper: Hell?!
Zorg Lord: claps Yeah hat! joins Boogyman and Agent 111
Syvillia: Oh yeah, during the crash, these two hobos got hit on the head files nail THERE! YOU'RE EVEN AGAIN! pets hand
Thorns: They are Squirrelly...
Syvillia: Oh fully nuts!!
Grim Reaper: ok, now that that's settled, how does Gem know Thorns?

--

Agent 111: NOW ONE OF YOU MUST DIE!!
Grim Reaper: BUT HOW DOES GEM KNOW THORNS?!
Agent 111: Don't know... don't care.
Fate: Well, I do-
Agent 111: DIE!!
Wrath: Agent 111, are you-?
Agent 111: DIE STUPID GIRLY! DIE! grabs Syvillia's nail file, snaps it in half
Zorg Lord: TELL ME RIGHT NOW!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! HOW DOES GEM KNOW THORNS AND WHY DOES AGENT 111 WANT TO KILL US?!
Boogyman: I think she hit her head harder than I did
Syvillia: MY NAIL FILE IS RUINED!!
Zog King: I can fix it
The Sketcher: Too many things are happening at once!
Fate: THAT'S WHAT I SAID! YOU STUPID IDIOT-!!
Sketcher: Who are you calling stupid?
Fate: Not, you... Zog King... he's all over me, and then says he doesn't like Syvillia, she shows up and presto snaps fingers... HE'S IN LOVE!!
Grim Reaper: Ok, Tell me what the hell is going on?! JUST TWO QUESTIONS! OR I KILL!!
Gem: EVERY ONE! SHUT UP!
Mandy: whispers to Gem these people are crazier than I thought

--

Thorns: Holds a Tranquillizer gun at Agent 111 I thought this would come in handy! grins
Agent 111: OMFG! ducks Him's gotta gun! runs back into the Space Ship I FLEE!!
Wrath: This, Is REALLY Messed up!
Gem: Well, Glad you joined the party! rolls eyes
Fate: Great, Now that we're getting somewhere,looks and points at Thorns How do you know Gem?!
Thorns: Ah, Easy, Question--
Zorg Lord: Then why'd you wait so long too answer?!
Thorns: Then SHUT UP if you want too know! Anyways, it was--
Zog King: AAAAACCCCCHHHHHHOOOOO!! I think I have a cold!
Syvillia: Zorgy!! does a running hug too Zorg Lord
Zorg Lord: grins I knew this day would come! looks at Zog King, Gem and Mandy I TOLD YOU ZOGGY! Mandy, Gem, Betcha Jealous now!
Mandy: Oh yeah, sarcastically
Gem: Totally! rolls eyes
Zog King: Syvillia? Zorg Lord? NEVER! I KILL YOU! Runs toward them Grimmy and Sketcher grab him by the arms
Thorns: Gee, I guess you DON'T want to know!
Wrath: Awww, Come on!! TELL! TELL! TELL! TELL!Continues chant
Everyone except Gem, Thorns, Agent 111: joins chant
Gem: SHUT UP!! He was my College Sweetie!
Everyone except Gem, Thorns, Agent 111: stops chantingWHAT?!
Thorns: Well, That's ONE way too put it...
Gem: Oh, RIGHT! You didn't LIKE it when I held you're hand in front of everyone!
Thorns: OH yay! And you we're just crazy about me when I gave you a LIGHT kiss on the cheek in front of that JOSH!
Gem: Oh you--continues fighting with Thorns
Wrath: Does anyone else have a tranquillizer gun? These people are giving me a headache!
Boogyman: I lent mine too someone already!
Grim Reaper: Well that explains 1 outa 2, Now, What is with Agent 111?!
Sketcher: Maybe, She had a "Puff" Of A little Green Stuff, I you know what I mean...

--

Fate: Sounds like her... but no
Boogyman: Well, I just abducted her and suddenly snaps fingers BAM! She goes crazy and likes the evil business, wants to kill the prep girl and... Then she hit her head and HOLY !!
Grim Reaper: SHE'S STEELING THE BOOGY MACHINE!!
Boogyman: WTF?!
Syvillia: Zogs aren't good enough for me Zog King! Shmog King!
Fate, Wrath, Gem, and Mandy: Get over her Zoggy, your better than that!
Boogyman: AND NOW TO CATCH THAT EVIL AGENT 111 AND MY SPACE SHIP!!
Sketcher: Wrath...?
Wrath: Yes?
Sketcher: WHERE THE HELL IS THE BAT MOBILE? SHE'S GOING TO KILL US!!
Everyone: screams, runs to bat machine
Wrath & Gem: Sorry, Thorns, you can't come!
Sketcher: grins
In Bat Mobile
Grim Reaper: So, what really happened with Agent 111?
Boogyman: Well, Syvillia was getting on her nerves and she wanted to kill her. Then, I guess I told her we could be mean to her... and I unleashed a MONSTER!!
Wrath: I told you giving Agent 111 too much sugar was a bad idea.
Zorg Lord: Wasn't it her who said that the Boogyman didn't exist?
Boogyman: HEY! I EXIST!!
Syvillia: I JUST BROKE ANOTHER NAIL!!
--Below--
Thorns: All my evil plans... ruined! ...for the moment! evil laugh

--

--In Space Ship--
Agent 111: sits in a ball T-t-this old man, He played t-t-two; He played Nick Knack on my S-s-s-shoe!
--In Bat Mobile--
Wrath: Did We HAVE too Bring Mistress Prep The Queen of a Preppiness!?
Syvillia: Well If you let me go to a Salon--
Fate: glares at Syvillia If You DARE Touch that stirring wheel, There will be more than just two broken nails in here!
Zorg Lord: Don't talk too her like that!
Syvillia: Thank you my Zorgy!
Zog King: pouts
Mandy: Its ok Zoggy, We still care! hugs Zog King
Gem: Yeah, And, ZOGGY is a WAY better nickname than ZORGGY!!
Syvillia: You wanna fight about it B!?
Gem: Don't Get Me started! You --
Wrath: ENOUGH! NOT IN THE BAT MOBILE!!
Boogyman: Yeah, Well, START MOVING!! SPACE SIP 12'00 CLOCK!!
Zorg Lord: Checks Watch
Boogyman: YOU IDIOT! NOT LITTERALLY!!

--

Fate: See what an idiot he can be?
Wrath: They match! You don't need to be mad Zoggy!
Boogyman: SHE'S FLYING RIGHT AT US!!
--In Space Ship--
Agent 111: Heeeheeeheee... must k-kill... heheehe... if one o-o-of us d-d-d-dies... WE ALL DIE!! DIE SYVILLIA!!
--In Bat mobile--
Wrath: IS SHE CRAZY!?
Mandy: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?!
Everyone except Boogyman: looks at Boogyman
Zog King: Don't tell me you let her see your evil plans...
Wrath: You did, didn't you?
Boogyman: Uhh, well, err, yes...
Zorg Lord: HOLD ME SYVILIA!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!
Syvillia: Hang on! puts on lip gloss, sissy scream and pout Somebody do something... NOW!!
Gem: You have two choices... 1. Be quiet and stay in the ship and not die...
Sketcher: And two be thrown out the window...
Zorg Lord: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!
Fate: Yeah... we can.
Wrath: She's still flying straight at us!
Boogyman: PULL UP!!
Wrath: I-I HAVE!! SHE'S TRYING TO KILL EVERY ONE!!
--Below--
Thorns: I'm losing patients... do you think they can go a little faster? Ugh. Look, I'm talking to myself!!

--

Wrath: Ok, Boogyman, Tell us, what were your evil plans?!
Zog King: Wait A Minute! Anyone else have a sight of Deja Vu?
Fate: Hey, Zoggy's getting smarter!
Zog King: pouts, Glares Evilly at Fate and growls
Fate: ignores Zog King Last time we thought there was an evil plan, it ended up being a surprise party
Boogyman: Well, Got the surprise part right...
Grim Reaper: Who do you work for?
--In Space Ship--
Agent 111: HeeeHeee, It's a Space ship! I'm going to abduct a cow!! NOW! Where's a little cow?!
--Below--
Thorns: Dammit! Why Am I the bad Guy?! I mean this is really unfair! Sure I love it When people Die, but, I'm a nice guy! blinks Aren't I?
Random Old Man: Well, I don't know that much, Me Boy. I've only just met yer.
Thorns: Growls Note to Self: Don't talk to self Out loud!
Random Old Man: What did ye say?!
Thorns: runs away screaming Gah! Damn Old People! Jeez They Scare Me!!
--In Bat Mobile--
Boogyman: Uhh, well, urr, umm, did you know Thorns is afraid of old people!
Fate: Don't Change the subject!
Wrath: Yay, and-- Wait. Really?! Dammit! Why didn't I see that?!
Sketcher: Now that you mention it, He was always afraid of our grandma...

--

Grim Reaper: What's wrong with old people... young people die, too...
Fate: I was afraid of MY grandmother!
Zog King: Who WASN'T?!
Fate: My grandfather-creeper- TELL US BOOGYMAN! -WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?!
Boogyman: Uh, err...
Wrath: Aww... is the Boogyman afraid of telling us who he works for?
Boogyman: No!
Gem: Looks like you are to me!
Mandy: Yeah...
Zog King: and I was afraid of the boogym-
Boogyman: I WORK FOR ROSE OF THE PURPLE FLOWERS!!
Grimmy & Sketcher: What?
Gem & Mandy: You're joking, right?
Zorg Lord: Oh god, tell me he IS
Wrath & Fate: And you're worrying about your rep?
Syvillia: That name was so last year!
Zog King: Hey...
Wrath: Oh no, don't tell me you agree with her...
Zog King: No... I just think Rose of the Purple Flowers sounds familiar
--Below--
Thorns: Finally, away from all those freakin' old people!
Old Lady: OLD?! LEARN RESPECT YOUNG MAN!! GET 'IM!!
This scene was removed due to the violent and brutal beating of Thorns by several of the elderly using canes and walkers
--In Space Ship--
Agent 111: Die Dumb Prep... Die Dumb Prep... Die Dumb Prep... Die Dumb Prep... hehhehheee... she will die
--In Bat Mobile--
Sketcher: What are your evil plans, any way?
Grim Reaper: Worker of Rose of the Purple Flowers...
Boogyman: uh, well my plans aren't as nice...
Syvillia: Like, oh my god, your not going to make us, like, wear, like orange thongs on the outside of our clothes are you?? YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE "DON'T" THAT IS!!

--

Everyone: looks at Syvillia
Syvillia: What?? It was a dare . . . Once . . . Sorta . . . Not Really . . .
Fate: Oh! That thing! OMFG THAT WAS HILARIOUS!! I saw you five all the way
across the campus!!
Syvillia: SHUT UP!!
Wrath: Ok, I got to know what happen!!
Fate: laughs Well, laughs She and some of the other girls, laughs Had to walk all the
way across campus laughs Wearing- Roars into Laughter
Zog King: BRIGHT ORANGE THONGS!! Joins Fate
Syvillia: I'M GONNA CRY!! ZORGY DO SOMETHING!!
Zorg Lord: Ok, punches Zog King in the face
Syvillia: NOW HIT THE WITCH!
Zorg Lord: I can't.
Syvillia: Why Not! pouts
Zorg Lord: Because, She's a girl!
Syvillia: SO WHAT?! Allison Was a girl and you hit her!!
Zorg Lord: NO SHE WASN'T! THAT WAS DAVE!!
Fate: WOAH! What?
--Below--
Thorns: Ouch . . .
Old Lady: Throw's Thorns out of building AND STAY OUT!
Thorns: That could of been less painful . . . Dust's Self Off NOW!!
Stomach Growls TIME FOR A BURGER!! Runs to nearest Restaurant
--In Space Ship--
Agent 111: OH LOOKIE!! A COW!!
Abduct what supposed to be a cow
Thorns: upside downWHAT THE HELL?! LET ME GO!! DAMMIT!!
Agent 111: Parks Space Ship HEY! You're not a cow!! You're part of a Rose!
Thorns: Shut it! Rose Was My mother! NOW! PUT ME BACK SO I CAN GET A BURGER!!
--In Bat Mobile--
Zorg Lord: Oh Crap!
Zog King: Zorg! You're as good as dead now!!
Fate: You knew to?!
Zog King: Long Story, looks at Zorg Lord Roars into laughter BUT A FUNNY ONE!!
Gem: TELL!
Zorg Lord: Well, in the locker room, Frank dared one of the guys to dress up like a girl for a week,
and if they last that whole week, All the guys would pay him 20 bucks each.Roars into laughter to
Everyone except Syvillia: Roar into laughter
Syvillia: Runs to wheel AHA!! NOW!! TO THE PARIS SALON!!
Mandy: What are you talking about? There's a Mall with a Salon in Zalatin.
Wrath: And if your Life IS Valuable, I suggest you move before you need a whole new wardorbe, make-up, AND HAIR!
Syvillia: Jumps out of seat I don't wanna get a make-over yet!! I DON'T WANNA MAKE-OVER FROM YOU!!
Wrath: I need Anti-Prep Spray!!
Boogyman: I think I got some!!
Grim Reaper: Hey, I just noticed something . . . Gem, Mandy. How Do YOU know Rose of The Purple Flowers??
Mandy: Actually, his REAL name ISN'T That, It's Noah.
Gem: nods Yeah, his mom calls him that.
Mandy: And we know him from High school.
Gem: Smart, Cool, Out Going-
Mandy: Sweet, Charming, Hot--
Wrath: WOAH! Hot?!
Mandy: Yup, until his mom made him work at her flower store
Gem: And that's how he got that Nickname, someone from school heard his mom calling him that--
Syvillia: Ouch, Total Reputation Ruined . . .
Mandy: Yup . . .
--In Space Ship--
Thorns: I'll buy you some Fries too!!
Agent 111: NOPE!!
Thorns: A Kiddie Meal!!
Agent 111: Nu-uh.
Thorns: Taco Salad!
Agent 111: Nah.
Thorns: ICE CREAM!!
Agent 111: No.
Thorns: CANDY!?
Agent 111: shakes head Makes Buzzer Noise
Thorns: A GUN!!
Agent 111: Got one.
Thorns: Grenade??
Agent 111: Got Some.
Thorns: Cookies??
Agent 111: Hmmm . . . Tempting . . . But . . . NAH!
Thorns: GRRRR!! I GIVE UP!! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A TWO YEAR OLD AND THE BLOOD IS RUSHING TO MY HEAD!!
GOD! WHY CAN'T YOU AGREE WITH ME!?
Agent 111: Yeah!! I found a wallet!!
Thorns: Checks pockets HEY! THAT'S MINE!!

--

Boogyman: Hang on... HEY! Thorns & Agent 111 are in my space ship!
Fate: That's either REALLY bad or really good...
Wrath: BUT I WANNA FINNISH HIM OFF!
Sketcher: OMFG!! AGENT 111 IS FLYING RIGHT AT US!!
Syvillia: Now I'm gonna need more than just a make-over... I'LL NEED PLASTIC SURGURY!!
Boogyman: I think we need to get her out of there before she goes completely crazy!
--In Space Ship--
Agent 111: I have a gu-un! I have a gu-un! I'm gonna ki-ill! I'm gonna ki-ill!
Thorns: Not me!
Agent 111: Shut up and say 'Moo' because you're going to have to do since I can't find a real cow!
Thorns: I'M NOT SAYING MOO!!
Agent 111: points gun at Thorns head SAY IT!!
Thorns: Moo!

--

Agent 111: GOOD!! Claps Hands NOW!! SING I AM COW!!
Thorns: WHAT!? I JUST SAID MOO!! Why Can't I get a break!! All I want is a burger and fries!! And TO GET DOWN FROM THIS FRICKEN ROPE!!
Agent 111: NOPE!! I WANT YOU TO SING I AM COW!! Points gun at Thorns Or I shoot!
Thorns: I AM COW! HERE ME MOO! I WEIGH TWICE AS MUCH YOU! AND I LOOK GOOD ON THE BARBEQUE!!Continues to sing
--In Bat Mobile--
Wrath: What is he doing??
Fate: looks through a telescope I think he's . . . Singing??
Wrath: Thorns . . .
Sketcher: Singing . . .
Wrath, Sketcher: look at each other Roars into laughter
Grim Reaper: Maybe I Should Go and talk some sense into Agent 111 . . . But then again . . . He disserves this!!
-- Somewhere in Zalatin--
Noah: Dammit! I shouldn't have let Boogyman take that damn space ship . . . Good Thing I know how it Works!! Now! Where did I put that Remote??
--In Space Ship--
Agent 111: Yeah!! Now . . . runs to dash board Sing to this song! And I'll let you down!!
Thorns: Then I can get a burger??
Agent 111: Even Better!! I'll pay!!
Thorns: OK!!
Agent 111: pushes button on radio Fat and Alone plays
Thorns: This Song?? EASY!! I was forced to sing it before! Starts Singing FAT AND ALONE! YOU'RE OUT ON YOUR OWN! KING OF BLUBBER! SITTING ON YOUR THRONE!
Agent 111: Laughs in Amusement
--In Bat Mobile--
Zog King: Hey Look!!
Everyone: looks
Fate: IT'S Going Away!! SHE MUST BE NORMAL!!
Boogyman: Normal??
Fate: The way she was before she went insane . . .
--In Zalatin--
Noah: Ah, Yesh! I must land it over . . . . THERE! And give Boogyman a piece of my mind!!

--

Boogyman: If she's "normal" why is Thorns still singing?
Syvillia: Because that freak is like, a like, freak of nature!
Zorg Lord: I couldn't have said it better my self
Zog King: Oh brother...
Gem: I know you don't really look a thing a like, but are you brothers?
Zog King & Zorg Lord: HELL NO!!
Zorg Lord: But his mother was pretty...
Syvillia: YOU DON'T LOVE ME!! WAHHHHHHHH!!
Zorg Lord: Yes, of coarse I love you... THAT WAS ZOG KING'S MOTHER
Zog King: Creeper...
--In Space Ship--
Agent 111: Uh, Thorns?
Thorns: Yeah?
Agent 111: I can't steer
Thorns: You're steering right now, aren't you?
Agent 111: Nu-uh... that's not me
Thorns: screams The space ship is possessed!! NOW HOW AM I GONNA GET A BURGER AND FRIES?!
--In Bat Mobile--
Boogyman: Why are they flying over to the museum?
Wrath: Isn't that your spaceship?
Boogyman: Well, actually... it's Noah's... He le- DAMN!!
Sketcher: He's got control over it doesn't he?
Boogyman: Yes... he told me "no funny business... do the job or I'll use the remote!"
Gem: Well, who'd let the guy carrying out their evil plans have full control of the space ship?
Wrath: Good point...
Grim Reaper: He actually told you there was a remote?
Boogyman: Smart... but not brilliant
Fate: AFTER THE SPACE SHIP!!
weird trumpet music
Everyone: What the hell?
Zorg Lord: I think we're supposed to say "charge"
Everyone: CHARGE!!
Sketcher: I just felt like a complete idiot!

--

Wrath: As My Favorite Sayings says 'Sure We Acted like Immature Idiots, But At
Least We Are Having Fun!'
Fate: Point Taken . . . NOW!! LET'S GO!!
Everyone: Runs out of Bat Mobile
--Behind The Museum--
Noah: Opens Door to Space Ship
Agent 111: Throws Thorns Out of Door JERKIE JERK OF A JERKS!!
Thorns: At Least you took me down from that rope!
Agent 111: OMG! ROSE OF THE PURPLE FLOWERS!!
Noah: That's NOAH to you, now! Where is my not-so-helpful Worker??
Agent 111: You mean The Boogyman?? I went insane and took over his ship . . .
Noah: Coughs MY Ship Thank You!
--In front of Museum--
Zorg Lord: Holds and into gun Ok, I'm Going in!
Fate: NO! You Idiot! That Won't Work!!
Syvillia: Don't Call MY Zorgy An Idiot!!
Wrath: Fine . . . YOU Are An Idiot!!
Syvillia: DIE! Attempts to Stabs Wrath with Lipstick tube
Wrath: Grabs Syvillia's hand Glares Evilly into Syvillia's eyes
Grim Reaper: Oh! Da Glare of Doom!

--

Syvillia: Yeah, right! Gimme back my lipstick!
Wrath: No, now admit your both idiots!
Fate: Do it NOW!!
Syvillia: admit that to some one who goes by a name that if you remove that pointy letter thing on the end spells "fat"? NEVER!!
Sketcher: What about to some one who's name suggests that they will shred you to pieces?
--In Museum--
Noah: Do you know where the Boogyman is?
Agent 111: I don't even know where the hell I am!!
Noah: You're in a museum, idiot!
Agent 111: YOU WILL DIE FOR THAT ONE!!
Noah: What are you planning to do... kung fu me to death? I know all about your-
Agent 111: points superagentraygun at Noah
Noah: WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM??
--At Museum Entrance--
Thorns: sneaks out of museum ha! Finally out! Now for that burger and fries!

--

Agent 111: In the words of Wrath, Some Questions Are Better Left Unanswered!
Noah: Ok Then. What about this question; why is it in your pajamas??
Agent 111: blinks Ok once again in the words of Wrath, Never Know When You Need One.
--In front of Museum--
Wrath: God Damnit!
Zog King: What? Can't Remember How To Tie Your Shoe??
Wrath: HaHaHa VERY Funny! Rolls Eyes
Sketcher: Growls No, Look! Turns into Wolf-Like Creature Again
Thorns: Uh-Oh! Runs
Wrath & Sketcher: Run after Thorns
Thorns: Trips over rock
Violence & Swearing Not Shown
Thorns: Groans Faints
Sketcher: Now, I'll Feast!
Wrath: You're not A Vampire! And I Have A Better Idea. .
Fate: What??
Syvillia: I know you Hate Me, but if you guys are trying to embarrass him, I have MANY Ideas.
Fate: Hate To Agree, But, I Agree, She has A Talent in that area . . .
Wrath: Sighs Can't Believe I'm Gonna Say This . . . Ok Syvillia! What's The Plan??

--

Syvillia: First, we... continues plans
Wrath, Fate, Gem, & Mandy: wicked laugh
Zog King & Grimmy: It's gonna be good
Sketcher: evil grin, rubs hands together
--In Museum--
Noah: Where is that damn Boogyman?!
Agent 111: I dunno
Noah: Hey... did you just see some one walk by the front doors?
Agent 111: sheesh... What does it take for any one to be smart these days?
Noah: What's your point?
Agent 111: 1st, my back is turned to the door, 2nd you just proved my point!
Agent 111 & Noah: turns around
Thorns: wearing a fake hamburger-chicken wing pizza with bright blue eye shadow, pink lipstick, and a dress over top the pizza costume
Agent 111: burst into laughter
Noah: What is it?!
Agent 111: TURN AROUND IDIOT!! IT'S THORNS!!
Noah: turns around to face door

--

Noah: Roars in Laughter
Thorns: W-what?? looks In Window Turns Red screams
--Outside of Museum--
Syvillia: Snickers Yup, I Still got it giggles
Wrath: OMFG!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!
Fate: YUP!! And that's Why She Was known as Sly Syvillia . . . Sorta.
Zorg Lord: Really Annoying Voice I Wuv You Snookumbs!!
Syvillia: I WUV YOU HONEY-BEAR!!
Zog King: Oh Brother.
Gem: Please, DON'T kiss.
Mandy: I don't mind some romance, But you guys ain't gonna make me say 'Awww'.
Grim Reaper: Does Anyone Else Still Here Thorns??
Sketcher: Listens I believe you don't need a Hearing Aid Grins
Syvillia: Mmm Mint Flavored!
Boogyman: WTF??
--In the Museum--
Agent 111&Noah: Plugs Ears
Thorns: Still Screaming
Glass Shatters
Agent 111: Do you think he'll be forced to pay for that??
Noah: WHAT??
Agent 111: Yells I SAID DO YOU THINK HE'LL HAVE TO PAY FORScreaming Stops THAT!!
Noah: Blinks I Think I Need a Hearing Aid blinks cleans out Ears
Ralf: HEY YOU!! STOP!!
Thorns: Uh-Oh!!
John: Runs In looks at Thorns Bursts into Laughter
Ralf: John!! Pull yourself together Chuckles I Know He's Entertaining to look at- Chuckles But You Still-- Burst into Laughter
Thorns: Waddles away
Agent 111: Whispers to Noah And They Are Cops Why??
Noah: Who Knows. .
Thorns: Waddles back in NO DON'T LET HER GET ME!!
Wrath: Runs In I'll Kill You!!
Fate: I WANT IN ON THIS!!
Zog King: SAME!!
Zorg Lord: YEAH!!
--The Part Where Thorns Is Once Again Beaten to a Pulp Unfortunately can't be shown. Please Be Entertained By The Happy Song and Flashy Lights Until Fight Scene Is Over--
FLASH FLASH FLASH FLASH

Thorns: Ouch . . .
Wrath: GOOD DAY!!
Grim Reaper: Too Bad I Can't Kill Him Yet. .
Wrath: WHY NOT?? pouts
Fate: Oh, Poor Muffin! winks
Horn Honks Outside
Crashing
Everyone: What Was That??Runs Outside
Wrath, Fate & Agent 111: XANDER!!
Zog King & Zorg Lord: And Sasha!!
Xander: HI EVERYBODY!!
Sasha: GOOD TO SEE YOU!!
Both: jumps out of car
Xander: I Never Was a Good Driver . . . But I'm Better than SOMEONE Traces Glare to Zorg Lord
Zorg Lord: Looks around ME??
Grim Reaper: YES you!! You made Me Loose an Arm and Leg!!

--

Zorg Lord: What's an arm and leg here or there? waves arms around in gestures & taps nose
Gem: I'd hope they'd be where there supposed to be... not here or there makes the gestures of Zorg Lord
Grim Reaper: Some times I wish there weren't so many rules in being the Grim Reaper!
Zorg Lord: EEEP!!
Syvillia: DON'T THREATEN HIM!
Grim Reaper: Well, it goes for both of you... but still... congrats for what you did to Thorns!
Syvillia: Of coarse it was good... preps are best! EAT THAT FATE!!
Fate: More grudges on Syvillia!
Zog King: DON'T KILL EACH OTHER!!
Fate: No... I'm killing her not she killing me!
Syvillia: preppy scream Oh, my, like god!
Mandy: imitates Syvillia stabbing with a lipstick tube behind Syvillia's back
Syvillia: files nails Can you believe it? I broke another nail?
Every one except Syvillia & Zorg Lord: laughs
Agent 111: walks over, blinks What was with Thorns?
Syvillia: I gave him a make over!
Agent 111: Remind me never to let Prep-Head here give me a make over... but it was funny while it lasted!
Boogyman: Did you just let Rose of Purpleness get away?
Agent 111: No... I left him before the cops get mad...
Wrath: Cops? Mad? Who'd you kill?
Agent 111: IT WASN'T ME I SWARE!!
Boogyman: not Noah... 'cause I need a word with him!
Noah: What words do you have? snickers

--

Boogyman: Well Uh . . . .
Noah: Yes?? Please, dear Assistant, Do Intrigue Me . .
Boogyman: Well, Boss, Um . . . I-I . . . . DON'T HURT ME!! Runs away into corner
Wrath: Troubles much.
Noah: Don't know why I hired him . . .
Grim Reaper: You have such a big vocabulary, for such a Short Man Chuckles
Noah: At Least I'm Not The Shortest . . .
Wrath: That Some Wise Crack About me now, Eh? Snickers Well At Least I'm Not the Dumbest Looks at Zorg Lord
Zorg Lord: Yay! Tail! Chases invisible Tail Stops, Blinks I'm Not the Dumbest!!
Everyone except Zorg Lord & Syvillia: Laughs
Zorg Lord: At Least I'm Not The Most Foolish!!Looks at Zog King
Zog King: I'M NOT FOOLISH!!
Fate: Yes You Are!!
Zog King: At Least I'm Not Selfish!
Fate: I AM NOT SELFISH!! And At Least I'm Not Prep!!
Syvillia: Oh So Now I'm Involved!? Well, Well, At Least I'm not the Oldest!!
Or The Smelliest!! Or The Ugliest!!
Grim Reaper: I Ain't Old . . . I am Just IMMORATL!
Gem & Mandy: And WE Don't Sink!
Agent 111: And the Boogyman Ain't THAT ugly!
Syvillia: Who says I Was talking about him? Looks Directly at Agent 111
Agent 111: OH YOU B!!
Sketcher: AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S GONNA KILL YA ALL IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Noah: I Agree With Wolf-Man There, I have Very Dangerous and Powerful Weapons, EVERYWHERE.

Xander: Yeah, C'mon Guys, Stop Fighting.
Syvillia: Oh! I Found you was the most Gay!!
Sasha: Excuse Me?? That's MY Boyfriend you're talking about!
Xander: Sasha, Calm down, we don't need anymore fighting!
Wrath: Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Coco Puff!!
Everyone: Looks At Each other Voted Most Random!
Wrath: Blinks ME?? Smiles with glee YAY!!
Everyone: Laughs
--Later--
Agent 111: Wrath, Should We Tell Grimmy Now?
Wrath: What? Him Paying?
Agent 111: Yeah.
Wrath: Ok, But Just too warn you, You Might Wanna Get A head start . . .
Agent 111: Head Start On What?
Wrath: Gets Up Running. Runs Over To Grimmy
Grim Reaper: Yells I AM WHAT?!
Wrath: Runs Past Agent 111 Stops Turns Around and Grabs Agent 111 Arm NOW WOULD BE THE TIME!!
Grim Reaper: Chases Both Of Them
-- The Part Were For The VERY First Time That Wrath And Agent 111 Surprisingly Get Beaten To A Pulp Is Not Shown, It's By Far Too Embarrassing For Both Agents--
Xander: WOAH! They got pummeled instead??
Zog King & Zorg Lord: Okay, NOW It's The End Of The World!!

--

Agent 111: You isn't my friend any more... randomly starts singing This is Shangrila by MLB
Zog King: You want a crystal shine guitar?! WHAT?!
Zorg Lord: You're not an Ego Star!!
Syvillia: I AM!!
Zorg Lord: Yes... and a smart one, too!
Agent 111: bursts into tears IT'S A SONG!! I JUST GOT BEATEN UP AND I'M TIRED!!
Wrath: How old are you??
Agent 111: Shut up!
Syvillia: Maybe your not just ugly... you're immature!
Agent 111: gnashes teeth
Wrath: Some one's got issues!
Boogyman: AND IT'S NOT ME!!
Noah: Yes. It's both of you!
Sketcher: Are we going to do some thing other than call each other names? I'm hungry... AND TIRED!! sits down on Ground, crosses arms
Grim Reaper: I can't believe you would say I'm paying!
Wrath: It's your birthday present to me!
Syvillia: IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?!
Wrath: blinks yeah... it was
Syvillia: QUIICK! Get me my cell phone so I can call for low-fat cake... As you get old, Wrath, you get fat, too... The cake can't have any sugar!
Everyone except Syvillia, Zorg Lord: EWww... sugar free cake?!
Fate: Now I've heard EVERYTHING!
Wrath: I'M NOT FAT!! I WANT SUGAR!!

--

Sketcher: You're forgetting that you aren't old either!!
Wrath: Thank you Sketcher for pointing out yet another fact for me.
Sketcher: No problem. NOW!! I would KILL for some food!
Two waitresses come over

Waitress 1: May I get you a drink? winks at Sketcher

Waitress 2: NO!! River! It's my turn to get a customer a drink!
River: Shut up! You only wanna get to know him! You're so readable, Lashay!

Lashay: You are SO wrong girl!
Sketcher: Whoa! Ladies, you are both gonna get on my nerves in a minute, If you please, I have a love already and I shall not disappoint her.

River & Lashay: pouts You're just like everyone who comes here. walks off
Wrath: Anyways . . . SYVILLIA! It wasn't my real birthday; it marks how long I've been a part of the Agents.

Syvillia: Oh so touching . . . I STILL NEED A CELL PHONE!!

Fate: For what??

Syvillia: I need to call Brittany and Gwen! I need to tell them my plan!

Zorg Lord: What plan??

Grim Reaper: Sketcher, who is this lady friend you were telling those waitresses about??

Sketcher: Y-you wouldn't know her . . . .
Wrath: Oh really? I bet it's that Jaleesa!
Sketcher: No.
Agent 111: Dally??
Sketcher: Nope.
Zog King: Fate??
Fate: slaps Zog King Thanks for the complement, but I'm not in any relationship at the moment.
Syvillia: Charlie?

Sketcher: Charlie??
Syvillia: It's a girls name too!
Sketcher: Well it's still no and I'm NOT gonna say her name!
Gem: C'mon Sketcher, you know you want to!! smiles
Mandy: Yeah! We won't tell!!

Sketcher: Sorry, my lips are sealed.
Grim Reaper: Is she dead?
Sketcher: Oh ya, I'm dating a dead chick!
Zorg Lord: You could actually.

Wrath: If we didn't get it right, no one will . . . SO JUST TELL US DAMMIT!!
Sketcher: Or what?
Boogyman: Or I'll make you say it! holds up a sword
Sketcher: How does that work? I can return from the dead!

Agent 111: AHA!! HE ADMITES IT!! YOU LIKE A DEAD GIRL!
Sketcher: I DO NOT!!
Wrath, Fate, Syvillia, Agent 111, Mandy & Gem: DO SO!!
Noah: even if he can return from the dead, and he can bring people back from the dead doesn't mean he is dating the dead.
Sketcher: THANK YOU! Finally, someone with a brain!
Wrath: I give up, please! Tell us!!
Sketcher: Fine. Its you!!
Everyone except Sketcher: WHAT??
Zog King: DÉJÀ VU!!
Sketcher: roars into laughter I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT!!
Agent 111: VERY FUNNY!! Now tell us!!
Sketcher: It's none of your business!
Wrath: Fine! You wanna throw the none of your Business card! Go ahead!!
Sketcher: Yes I am! When I want to tell you, I will!
Xander: Now that that's taking care of, Tea Party!!
Wrath: YEAH!! This is the reason you're my friend!!
Sasha: Oh boy, here we go again!
--Later--

loud music playing

Grim Reaper: This is awesome!!
Gem: You said it!!
Mandy: grabs Zog King's arm C'mon! Let's dance!!
Zog King: blushes S-sure!
Gem: He seems happier, eh Fate?
Fate: And I should care why?
Gem: Oh lighten up. It's just a question.
Sasha: Its Wrath's party all over again! looks over in middle of dance floor
Wrath & Xander: Dancing T-E-A –P-A-R-T-Y!! T-E-A P-A-R-T-Y!! GO!! GO!! WOOT!! WOOT!!
Gem: Does it bug you that he likes dancing with another girl??
Sasha: Its okay, he and Wrath are just friends.
Fate: If you say so.
Sasha: I'm sure.
Grim Reaper: At least he has a girlfriend crosses arms
Gem: C'mon Grimmy, you'll find someone; it just will take some time.
Grim Reaper: All the guys here have or had a girlfriend!! Xander, Sketcher, Zog King and even Zorg Lord!!
Fate: Well, you still don't need to be so negative about it. Sure they have or had girlfriends, but you can be likable!
Grim Reaper: Yeah, tell that to the girls!
Gem, Fate, & Sasha: talk to each other silently
Sasha: Poor guy.
Fate: We should find him a date!
Gem: Yeah, but who? I honestly don't think there can be a girl for him.
I don't want to miss a thing by Aerosmith plays

Xander: runs to table Shall we my sweet?
Sasha: Defiantly.
Both: Goes and dances
Wrath: takes Sasha's seat So, what were you girls talking about?

Fate: We're trying to get someone to dance with Grimmy.
Wrath: Well if anything, you need someone smart, beautiful, and knows him well. And don't look at me!
Fate: looks at Gem
Gem: ME??
Wrath: Yes! You're prefect for that! And maybe you'll like the dance!
Gem: sighs Fine, I'll do it. Get's up

Grim Reaper: Sighs Soon Grim, very soon.
Gem: Hey, you wanna dance?
Grim Reaper: looks around You talking to me?
Gem: laughs No the Easter Bunny, of course you! C'mon. You look like you need it.
Grim Reaper: Well okay, but I'm warning you, I'm a terrible dancer!
Wrath: That's just too cute!
Agent 111: What's too cute?

Fate: Gem asking Grimmy to dance.
Agent 111: Slow dance??
Wrath: Yup.

Agent 111: Aww, the look cute together!

Wrath: And what do you know, Zog King and Mandy are dancing too!
Fate: Oh so cute. rolls eyes crosses arms
Agent 111: Oh lighten up, at least he didn't ask you . . . Yet.
Fate: Yet??

--

Fate: I'd run away screaming if he asked me!
Wrath: You're a nice friend-
Fate: Well, he danced with me once...
Wrath: TELL!
Fate: He broke my toe, and when he dipped me giggles... HE DROPPED ME INTO A PUNCH BOWL!
Syvillia: That incident wasn't that funny!
Wrath: WHAT HAPPENED?!
Fate: I was dropped onto the table and it flipped and sent a cake flying... AND IT HIT SYVILLIA RIGH SMACK IN THE FACE!!roars with laughter
Wrath & Agent 111: laughs
Syvillia: ZORGY!! I WANNA DANCE THEY'RE BEING MEAN!!

Zorg lord & Syvillia: slow dance

Mandy: Oww... my toes!
Zog King: eek sorry! dips Mandy, drops her
Mandy: falls onto floor
Zog King: OH NOES!! SORRY!! I DIDN'T DO IT!! I SWEAR!!
Mandy: What was that about? You need to loosen up!
Zog King: trips, lands on table
Table: breaks
Mandy: laughs
Zog king: Ok... can I try that again?
Mandy: Ok... gets up
Zog King & Mandy: slow dancing
Zog King: trips over Mandy, lands on Wrath, Agent 111, & Fate, tips table... the agent's & Fate's drinks fly through air, land on Syvillia & Zorg Lord
Fate, Agent 111, & Wrath: groans
Agent 111: Nice of you to drop in! Now GET OFF OF US BEFORE I KILL YOU!!
Zog King: Get's up blushes Sorry Mandy!
Mandy: Well, no one ever said you were a professional dancer...
Wrath: A PROFFESSIONAL DANCER?!
Every one table, except Zog King: bursts into laughter
Zog king: I think I'll sit- goes to sit down, flips chair over, lands head first in garbage can
Zorg Lord: drops tea + teacup into garbage can with Zog King WHY DO YOU ALWAYS MAKE MY DATES CRY?!
Mandy: How do you know it's Zog King?
Every one table except Zorg Lord, Zog King: laughs

--

Zog King: groans don't worry . . . It is me . . . pulls head out of garbage can
Mandy: Zoggy, don't feel bad, I still like you. winks
Wrath: Hey look! It looks like Gem is enjoying the dance with Grimmy!

Agent 111: And what do you know, HE HASN'T STEPED ON HER TOES YET!
Fate: laughs
Agent 111, Fate, Wrath & Noah: Sit at another table

Mandy: pulls Zog King back up Maybe I should loose the tail.
Zog King: How?
Mandy: giggles Like this!
Giant Flash of White Light
Mandy: Transforms into human form Well? This should be easier!
pulls Zog King back into center of room
Noah: Well this seems fun! crosses arms I would prefer to be playing a game of some sort!
Wrath: A game would be fun! Where's Boogyman?

Noah: Probable hiding some where around here. And what does that have to do with a game?
Wrath: Don't know, but I was just wondering.

Sketcher: Sitting on rafters looks to the full moon sighs If only I could look into your eyes again. looks at picture of a pretty lady with strawberry blonde hair in pocket watch Ella-lee.
Wrath: SKETCHER! COME ON DOWN FROM THERE! IT'S MORE FUN DOWN HERE!
Sketcher: Okay! HERE I COME! Jumps down Lands with grace Perfect 10!
Agent 111: Oh boy, Here we go . . .
Sketcher: The champion of the high beam! SKETCHER THE GREAT! AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!
Wrath: Pulls on Sketchers Collar Sit! Calm down! Have a drink!
Sketcher: I'm not a dog!
Agent 111: Point taken, but you still listen to her giggles
Sketcher: Shut it.

Mandy: I think its better when I have no tail. giggles
Zog King: I would totally agree! trips over shoe lace, flings Mandy into air

Mandy: Falls onto table
Table breaks Pies on table go everywhere

pies hit Zorg Lord, Syvillia, Grim Reaper & Gem
Zog King: groans
Mandy: Oww . . . .
Zog King: Mandy! OMFG I AM SO SORRY!
Mandy: It's okay, I just need to sit down for a bit . . .
Zog King: carry's Mandy over to table & put Mandy on chair
Zorg Lord & Grim Reaper: Hey Zoggy!
Zog King: Huh?
Gem, Syvillia, Zorg Lord & Grim Reaper: Covered in Pie You're Dead!
Zog King: AAHH!! Runs away
Gem: GET HIM!!
Gem, Syvillia, Zorg Lord & Grim Reaper: Chases after Zog King
Xander: good thing we didn't get pied!
Sasha: Xander!

--

Wrath: We need a game!
Agent 111: How about pin the dog tail on Sketcher?
Sketcher: Growls
Agent 111: Ok...
Sketcher: How about pin the brain on agent 111?
Agent 111: HEY!! That hurt I isn't talking to you the rest on the night!
Noah: THIS ISN'T helping!
Wrath: Hey look! Zog King is being beaten up!
Noah, Sketcher, Fate Agent 111, & Wrath: watch
Fate: Oww... that must've hurt!
Wrath: He's running to the bar!
Zog King: grabs soda, drinking Soda HEY LOOK I CAN SNORT IT OUT MY NOSE!!
Syvillia: EWWWW! GROSS!!

--

Wrath: For once I agree with Preppy. THAT'S GROSS!
Sketcher: And I'm no dog!
Agent 111: Ok, then what are you?
Fate: The Cookie Monster?? elbows Agent 111
Both: burst into laughter
Sketcher: Ha, ha, HA! VERY FUNNY! rolls eyes
Wrath: Yeah, he's actually part Wolf. That's why he has a Grey timber wolf tail and ears and fur and . . . continues ranting
Zorg Lord: MUSTARD COLOURED OVERALLS!!
Noah: What the hell?!
Gem: You should know by NOW that he's an Idiot!
Noah: Well of coarse, I just don't get the mustard color part . . .
Fate: What I don't Get is that Sketcher dresses so classy! I mean he's always wearing a nice white fancy dress shirt with matching black dress pants.
Sketcher: And you're talking about my pants why??
Wrath: Yeah! What's wrong with the way he looks?
Fate: Nothing, it just seems weird to me.
Sketcher: Well talk about someone else's clothes for once, PLEASE!
Syvillia: Why? Your clothes are SO Interesting! Like how can you pull that look off without looking geeky?
Sketcher: Because I'm NOT a Geek and talk to Zorg Lord if you wanna hear Geeky!
Yeah that's right! I heard about you acting Genius-like!
Noah: You can never acted, you only can be.
Zorg Lord: . . . Soooo I'm smart? grins
Everyone except Syvillia: NO!
Noah: You were acting smart, not being smart.
Zog King: Can He even Spell Smart?!
Zorg Lord: YES I CAN!! S-M-R-T!!
Everyone except Syvillia: bursts into laughter

--

Agent 111: stops laughing, blinks
Zog King: OK... what do I have cake on my face?
Agent 111: DID I JUST SEE A BANANA WHERING...-?
Noah: What hallucinent drug is she on?
Sketcher: sarcastically is it wearing dress clothes?
Agent 111: No... rolls eyes... how impractical is that?
Wrath: How practical is a banana wearing clothes?
Agent 111: It's wearing a cactus...
Every one else: looks at Agent 111 funny murmur druggy... stoner much?
Agent 111: pulls out random agent laser I'll KILL THAT STUPID CACTI WEARING BANANA!!
Boogyman: Does she get any weirder?
Wrath: HEY!! IT'S THE NACHO SONG!!
Sketcher: We WANT NACHOS! GIVES US NACHOS!!
Zorg Lord: What's a nachos?
Syvillia: Yeah... what is a nachos?
Xander: I didn't honestly think they could be any dumber!
Noah: He can't spell smart, and he doesn't know what nachos are... I hope no one sees me... my reputation will be ruined forever!
Grim Reaper: Do you know what a nacho is?
Syvillia: Is it low carb? Or a cell phone, or make up or... well if it's none of those I don't CARE!!
Wrath: nachos are more than one nacho!
Syvillia: EWWWW!! NACHO HAS CHEESE, doesn't it?? CHEESE WOULD MAKE ME FAT!!
Fate: Any fatter than you already are?
Zorg Lord: hits Fate BE NICE! SHE ISN'T FAT!!
Syvillia: In tears she called me fat!
Agent 111: accidentally shoots self in foot with laser
Noah: Evidentially some else here as the IQ of an egg plant, other than Zorg Lord!
Agent 111: YOU'RE MEAN!!
Sketcher: It proves what I said about pinning the brain on Agent 111! ... or are you the banana?
Agent 111: YOU BOTH MEAN!! A WOLF IS A PART OF THE DOG FAMILLY!! accidentally shoots other foot
Sketcher: Well, yes, but a wolf is more...
Wrath: If you're still standing after you shot yourself in both feet... WHAT ARE THOSE GUNS FOR?
Zorg Lord: ME SLEEPY!! sucks on thumb, holds random teddy bear

--

Sketcher: To answer a question whom I do not recall saying, I believe that me and Noah are the smartest people here!
Wrath: cough How many people is that again? pulls out random agent gun And this one is full of REAL bullets,shoots at Sketcher's feet And I don't miss twice!
Sketcher: I-I mean, three??
Fate: Wrong! Crack's knuckles
Sketcher: F-four??
Agent 111: Wrong again! Attempts to shoot Sketcher Slips on banana peel shoots pellet
pellet hits rafters, garbage can, Syvillia's side, Table, wall, and then Agent 111 right in middle of forehead
Sketcher: Aside from Mandy and Gem and Grimmy, Yeah, there's DEFIANTLY Four smart people here.
Zorg Lord: Sleeping with Teddy Bear
Everyone: laughs
Agent 111: Oww . . . faints
Fate: Wow, just from one little pellet?
Zog King: Well, it is Agent 111 . . .
Everyone: laughs

--

Agent 111: MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!! A DECOY!! smoke grenade goes off
Zog King: You actually planned that?
Agent 111: Nope... but it happened
Fate: Only Agent 111... Only at parties! laughs
Agent 111: That wasn't supposed to make you laugh... it was supposed to make you surrender!
Every one, except Agent 111: laughs
Zog King: laughing, I--I- can--'t brea--th falls to ground
Agent 111: Ha! I winz!
Wrath: HEY OUR SONG IS PLAYING!!
Thunder struck playing
Agent 111: Yeah... the song that came on when we first went looking for Grimmy!
Syvillia: EWWW! It's like, like ewww!
Wrath: ewww it's like ewww? C'mon you can do better than that!
Syvillia: But it's GROSS!! Dancing to this could make me break a nail!
Sketcher: P-R-E-P... what does that spell?
Fate: Pr-
Zorg Lord: Thunder struck?
Syvillia: ACDC?
Every one else: blinks
Wrath: Well... we definitely know who the dumbest people are!
Syvillia: Well, I was, like, right wasn't I?
Noah: Obviously not!
Zorg Lord: Wait- what does "obviously" mean?
Zog King: It means clearly-
Syvillia: I still don't get it! But lip-gloss can be clear...
Mandy: Wow...
Gem: I had no idea any one could be that dumb
Wrath: Oh, they can be!
Sketcher & Grim Reaper: Does any one want to explain that to that?
Fate: How?
Zog King: Watch this! prep voice imitation Like, duh! does preppy hand gesture
Every one except Syvillia, Zorg Lord, Zog King: laughs
Noah: So, as I was saying, Syvillia and the Zorg Lord Are the most idiotic people here!

--

Wrath: stops laughing Hey Zoggy, you missed parts! talks in preppy voice Omg! TALLY!! YOU JUST LIKE TOTALLY BROKE A NAIL!! WE NEED A NAIL FILE!! CALL THE SALON!! WE NEED A CELL PHONE ASAP!! TO THE MALL!! runs around with a small pink purse acting as if she broke a nail
Everyone except Zorg Lord and Syvillia: bursts into laughter
Noah: Bravo! Bravo! Dinner and a show!
Fate: Hey we are playing a game!
Noah: How?
Fate: 'Mirror', I don't know the name of it, but it's where you acted like someone in the game. EVERYONE ONE AT A TIME!! ACTED LIKE SYVILLIA!! Except Wrath and Zoggy, you two already have done it.
Everyone except Zorg Lord: Mocks Syvillia
--15 minutes later--
Wrath: In 15 minutes we've done; Syvillia, Zorg, Zog, Fate, Agent 111, Mandy, Gem, Grimmy, Noah, Boogyman, Xander, Sasha and Those Waitresses!
Agent 111: Yup, and now it's yourturn. grins
Wrath: W-what??
Syvillia: I'm Wrath! I HAS A LASER GUN! I SHALL KILL THORNS!! I WANT A COOKIE!! Preppy laugh That was easy.
Sketcher: I'm gonna kick your ass Zorg Lord! Waking me up in the middle of the night! I love parties! Tea parties the MOST! AND I HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON--
Wrath: slaps Sketcher I DO NOT!
Fate: Who??
Wrath: No one!
Agent 111: Someone's stubborn . . .
Wrath: You think I don't know that?
Xander: No, we know you are and do. . . . coughs I'm Wrath! I like to attack people and go insane!
Everyone except Wrath: laughs
Wrath: SHUT UP!
Agent 111: SHUT UP!! I DON'T CARE!! TURN UP DA MUSIC!! FEAR ME!! I ARE A LEPRECHAUN!! RAWWRR!!
--5 Minutes after everyone finishes mocking Wrath--
Sketcher: That was fun . . .
Wrath: Don't be cocky, Pulls collar of shirt up I'm Sketcher! I has a cool Dress shirt and act like a dog! I dance to Michael Jackson and Justin Timberlake songs! AND I AM IN LOVE IF SOMEONE TOO IMPORTANT FOR ANYONE TO KNOW ABOUT!
Sketcher: . . . I don't listen to Michael Jackson . . . OR Justin Timberlake! Sticks out tongue in disgust
Agent 111: I'm Sketcher! I has wolf fur! I'm fluffy and cute! I like dollies! I eat pie!!
Sketcher: Hey!
Fate: I'm Sketcher! I like to annoy everyone! I can return from the dead! I has a cool hat that makes me look cool!!
Sketcher: I said --
Zog King: I'm Sketcher! I saved Fate from death! I like Cheesy Preppy Movies! I read romance novels!
Sketcher: I do no--
Zorg Lord: I'm Sketcher! I want to kill my Brother! I am not human! I killed My Parents!
Everyone except Syvillia, Sketcher & Zorg Lord: Gasps
Zorg Lord: What??
Wrath: You idiot!
Sketcher: You--
Agent 111: UH-OH!
Sketcher: Are--
Grim Reaper: Not again!
Sketcher: DEAD!! Turns into wolf form Attacks Zorg Lord and brutally scratches him
Zorg Lord: pushes Sketcher off runs
Sketcher: Get back here! I'm not FINISHED!! chases Zorg Lord on four legs
Zorg Lord: AHHHHH!!
Syvillia: ZORGGY!! Cries
Wrath: Oh Boo-Hoo! Zorg disserves it!
Syvillia: Why?? That hairy little creep is just a, 'Hairy Little Creep'!
Fate: Oh, good come back. rolls eyes
Wrath: Zorg brought up something that is NEVER, EVER supposed to be spoken of!
Agent 111: YEAH! He is Emotional about that!
Syvillia: About what? That he's not human??
Wrath: smacks forehead Idiot! The last one!
Syvillia: . . . . Killing, his parents?
Wrath: Yes!
Syvillia: Now why would he do something like that?!
Everyone at table except Syvillia: smacks forehead
Wrath: He didn't mean to.
Syvillia: blinks blinks What??
Wrath: Well-- You see-- Oh, NEVERMIND! You just won't understand anyways!
Syvillia: YES I WOULD!
Wrath: Well, his Wolf side got too evil from the anger built in him by the village people. He destroyed the village, and his parents, and everyone else in the village. And by the most part, Grimmy will have a visitor in a few minutes. points back at Sketcher chasing Zorg Lord
Syvillia: NOT ZORGGY!!

--

Zorg Lord: starts flying
Sketcher: well... if it isn't the fairy boy...
Zog King: Hey! I have wings too!
Every one except Fate, Zorg Lord, & Syvillia: looks at Zog King
Grim Reaper: Ohhh... yeah...
Fate: Sometimes it's fun being an alien...
Agent 111: FROM MARS??
Syvillia: NO!! MARS HAS MARS BARS THEY'D MAKE ME FAT!! bursts into tears
Fate: Wowwy! Talk about fat phobia!
Agent 111: I want chocolate!
Wrath: Me too!
Fate: Wasn't there something more important going on?
Agent 111: Who cares?
Wrath: Some one better get us chocolate now!!
Agent 111: OR ELSE!
Fate, Wrath, Agent 111: pulls out Agent Lasers
Gem: Fate isn't an agent... so, how did she get a laser?
Sketcher: Who are you going to point those at any way?
silence
Sketcher: I shouldn't have asked that!
Wrath: Grimmy's paying for the tour, so... who should it be?
Fate: ZORG LORD!! MUAHHHAAAAHAHAHAAA!!
Agent 111: points gun at Zorg Lord Chocolate or I shoot!
Zorg Lord: preppy scream
Every one except Syvillia, Zorg Lord: WTF?!
Zorg Lord: even preppier scream I SURRENDER!!
Fate: He screams more like a prep than Syvillia!!
Noah: A cowardly moron... how did he manage to get a preppy girl friend?
Syvillia: HE'S BRAVE!!

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Wrath: Just to change the subject -for one second- I Live on mars!
Everyone: blinks
Wrath: sighs Joey the Evil Mutant Leprechaun from Mars!!
Agent 111: Ohhh . . .
Fate: Now! points gun at Zorg Lord AND I AM AN AGENT!!
Zog King: Since when??
Agent 111: Are you honestly that stupid?
Zog King: blinks
Wrath: You guys signed up for it two years ago . . .
Zorg Lord & Zog King: blinks
Sketcher: How many easy questions does it take to confuse a Alien?
Syvillia: OH WAIT!! DON'T TELL ME!!
Zog King: Hey!
Zorg Lord: Not funny!
Syvillia: 2!
Agent 111: No, just one. And you do know that you just made fun of Zorg Lord.
Syvillia: NOT ZORGY!! runs and hugs Zorg Lord
Wrath: CURIOUS GEORGE!!
Everyone except Wrath: blinks WTF?
Fate: I like that movie!
Sketcher: Yeah, It's amusing!
Wrath: YEAH!! hugs Fate and Sketcher
Sketcher: Any reason you like to hug people??
Wrath: Nope. I just do!!
Sketcher: Interesting.
Fate: Can you two talk after I get out of this chokehold?
Wrath: lets go of Fate and Sketcher My bad.

--

Zog King: You know about the whole how many questions does it take to confuse an alien?
Sketcher: yeah? We already know the answer: 1.
Zog King: Well-
Fate: I IS THE 20 Q's CHAMP!! I BEAT EVERY ONE IN CAMPUS!! waves arms, causes Agent Gun to shoot Zorg Lord in leg
Zorg Lord: whimpers I SAID I'D GIVE YOU CHOCOLATE!!
Fate: oopsydoopsy! GIMME THE COCOLATE!!
Zorg Lord: You've already shot me!
Agent 111: AND WE'LL DO IT AGAIN!!
Xander: calls ambulance What are the alien weapon control laws? Shoot any one who doesn't give you chocolate?
Zog King: QUIT BEING RACIST!! There are other not totally humans here!
Gem: But we don't have wings!
Mandy: You and Fate are pretty close to humans... and Syvillia I guess... but Fairy boy?
Zog King: I see your point...
Zorg Lord: Quickly orders chocolate on way to emergency room whimpering don't shoot!
Sketcher: Being shot on the "super light" setting of those guns doesn't hurt that much!
Agent 111: YAYY!! We'z getz chocolate!
Syvillia: You SHOT ZORGY!! DIE!! makes stab with lip gloss, tube breaks, cries
Wrath: Get over it... He'll be back in a few minutes!
Zorg Lord: arrives with bandaged leg I HATE YOU FATE!!
Syvillia: I LOVE YOU ZORGY MUFFIN!! hugs Zorg Lord
Agent 111: Don't ever call him that again! That made me wanna puke!
Sketcher: My, aren't there a lot of emotions flying around to day?
Wrath: IT'S A CORNACOPIA OF LOVE!! hugs every one
Sketcher: I CAN'T BREATH!!
Mandy: Syvillia is stelletoing a hole through my foot!!
Grim Reaper: MY GLOVES ARE SLIPPING OFF!!
Every one else: pushes Grimmy away
Grim Reaper: Finally! I can breathe again!

--

Zog King: Uhh... Wrath...
Wrath: yeah?
Zog King: You dropped the pack of chocolate.
Wrath: WHAT?? NO!! runs all over the place looking for chocolate
Fate: At least I still have mine... bites chocolate
Wrath: glares at Fate YOU STOLE MY CHOCOLATE!! Starts attempting to steal Fates Chocolate
Fate: HEY! CUT IT OUT!! THIS CHOCOLATE IS MINE!! Keeps Chocolate away from Wrath
--Meanwhile--
Zorg Lord: hidden in corner This is what you get for shooting me Fate! Eats Wraths Chocolate
Syvillia: Zorgy?? What are you eating??
--From Other Room--
Syvillia: slaps Zorgy YOU CANT EAT THAT!! IT'S TOO FATTENING!! GIMME THAT CHOCOLATE SO I CAN DISPOSE OF IT!!
Wrath: stops attacking Fate
Fate & Wrath: ZZZOOORRRGGG!!
Zorg Lord: Uh-Oh runs around hospital
Fate: GET BACK HERE!! YOUR DEAD MEAT!!
Wrath: NOT UNTIL I'M DONE WITH HIM!! THERE WILL BE NO REMAINS!!
Zorg Lord: huff huff Man, Why do they always run faster than me?! crashes into a 'Pull' Door Owww...
Sketcher: laughs Did anyone get that on tape?
Zog King: DAMMIT! WE COULD HAVE SENT IT TO AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS!!
Mandy: Oh well...
Xander: Where's Sasha??
Sasha: Right here... I needed some Fresh air... To much Craziness...
Agent 111: If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Syvillia: TOTALLY PINK!!
Sketcher: Timber Wolf Grey, or black.
Mandy: Purple.
Gem: Green.
Xander: Sliver.
Sasha: Red.
Noah: An Evil color.
Zog King: Orange.
Zorg Lord: Blluuee... collapses
Wrath: Yellow.
Fate: Sky Blue or a Dark Purple.
Grim Reaper: Wait... Wtf was that all about??
Agent 111: shrugs Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm an agent, so I'm good. grins

--

Wrath: Kicks Zorg Lord Wakey, Wakey!!
Zorg Lord: OwwwY!!
Syvillia: Awww... isn't he adorable? STOP KICKING HIM!
Zog King: He deserves it... yes... its true!
Fate: And it's all because of you...
Agent 111: WTF?!
Fate: I'm singing... he started it points at Zog King
Wrath: breaks Syvillia's high heel's heal
Syvillia: THESE SHOES WERE 10000million dollars!
Fate: Shoes... shoes... shoes
Noah: And I thought Agent 111 was creepy...
Wrath: It's a rubber bouncy ball!
Fate: YAYY!! Bouncy!!
Agent 111: All hale the supper Bounce... King of Bounciness! bows to bouncy ball
Gem: Is it really bouncy? throws it at wall
Ball: bounces off wall, hits Syvillia in back of head
Syvillia: MY HAIR!! MY PERFECT BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!
Zog King: Your hair is ugly!
Syvillia: bursts into tears
Mandy: That was mean Zoggy!
Zog King: Not compared to what she did to me! She tripped me into a table!
Fate: You tripped yourself into that table! And it was funny!!
Agent 111: Zoggy is right... her hair is ugly.
Syvillia: Prettier than yours! throws bouncy ball at Agent 111, bouncy ball bounces of Agent 111's forehead& hits Syvillia in the eye

--

Syvillia: OWW!! I NEED EYE LINER!!
Agent 111: What's with things and my Forehead--?? Rubs forehead

Wrath: Gasp A SHINY NICKEL!!

Zog King: NO! I WANT THE SHINYNESS!
Wrath & Zog King: have battle for Nickel
Fate: PHILLIP!! picks up nickel I'LL NEVER LET YOU OUTA MY SITE AGAIN!!
Sketcher: Oh brother…
Mandy: He's not here is he?! looks around

Sketcher: dumbfounded look Ummm no….
Gem: She's paranoid…

Sketcher: No really, I didn't notice-- rolls eyes

Zorg Lord: Ohhh-- Fire!!
Everyone: Stops Fire?? panics

Zorg Lord: YA-HA!! GOTCHA!!
Wrath: Dude—NOT FUNNY!!

Zorg Lord: Yes it is!!
Noah: You're the only one laughing!

Fate: I totally forgot you were here!!

Gem: That's not nice!

Sketcher: Too -- Many -- Things -- Happening -- At -- ONCE!!

Wrath: BRAIN EXPOLSION!!
Zorg Lord: randomly falls over

Noah: Teehee, I control you!!

Zog King: OMFG! There's something in the window!!
Everyone: looks
Zorg Lord: No!

Fate: It can't be!
Zog King: How?!

Fate, Zog King, Zorg Lord: IT'S--

(to be continued)

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