Chapter 2: Luigi

Cast:

Lucina, Owain, Cynthia, Robin, Lissa, Cordelia, Sumia, and Tharja from Fire Emblem: Awakening, Applejack and Zecora from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and America from Me in Project X Zone 2: BRAVE NEW WORLD.

Luigi's Smash Support

Lucina: Ah, if it isn't timid Luigi.

America: The very same.

Owain: Too timid for the rigorous glory of Smash!

Lucina & America: Owain!

Owain: What? It's true. Everyone loves his brother much, much better anyway! Mario's the star of Nintendo! Luigi's nothing more than an obscure shadow. His name won't be in the history books any time soon!

Cynthia: Not true! Luigi may be timid, but inside of the younger hero lies a raging green fire waiting to be released! Lo and behold, world! Princess Lucina shall be battling Luigi, the Green Crusader!

America: Don't you mean, "The Green Wonder"?

Cynthia: Potato, tomato! Who cares?

Robin: You know, even having his own year dedicated to him, he is still viewed as nothing more than Mario's shadow.

Lissa: I particularly enjoyed The Year of Luigi!

Applejack: Personally, I enjoy every single one of them family reunions in the middle of the year, 'specially that one time during the festival that Twilight moved to Ponyville.

Cordelia: I'm waiting for The Year of Chrom.

Lissa: What was that, Cordelia?

Cordelia: O-oh nothing, Lady Lissa!

Sumia: Luigi's an adorable fellow, isn't he? I hope to someday tell his flower fortune!

Rubin: He is quite cute.

Tharja: That little unknown specimen is someone you consider cute? That is a… problem.

Lucina: Could any of you guys try to at least be a little more helpful?

Owain: Well… I heard he jumps higher than his brother, so that has some advantages, I guess. And his Green Missile is pretty deadly.

Cynthia: Oh, oh! Watch out for his little taunt! If you're on the edge of the stage and he taunt, you'll be in a load of wyvern dung!

America: Ew…

Lucina: Wyvern dung? What an… interesting expression, Cynthia.

Cynthia: Why thanks, Lucy! I try.

Cordelia: Let's provide Robin with some tips, why don't we?

Lissa: Yeah! Luigi has a Final Smash called the Poltergust 5000! It'll suck you right in and blow your right out!

Applejack: It's like bein' in a real scary whirlwind! I was caught in one of those nasty twisters one time! Thanks to Lightning Dust…

Sumia: Look at him jump! That gives him quite an advantage when it comes to recovery, doesn't it? Still, a Pegasus can do better! Right, Cordelia?

Cordelia: True, though please be wary of his Super Jump Punch. If he's in close proximity to you, the punch will deal a lot of pain to you. However, if he's slightly off, it'll just barely leave a scratch.

Rubin: And that spinning attack – Luigi Cyclone, I believe it's called – looks pretty serious.

Robin: Thank you for the helpful information. So, Cordelia, what's this about your wanting for The Year of Chrom?

Lissa: Good one, Robin.

Cordelia: ROBIN! Focus on your battle!

Applejack: Ha ha ha ha ha! Good one, y'all!

Cynthia: Hey, Owain, do you think we can induct Luigi into the Justice Cabal?

Owain: What?! No! Only those whose veins contain to blood of heroic, uh, heroes can fight side by side with the legends of the Justice Cabal! Besides, he doesn't have a cool weapon with a cool name.

Cynthia: He does have the Poltergust 5000. Watch out for that, too, Lucina; you'll really be sent flying, haha!

Tharja: If he hurts you, Rubin, just tell me. I'll prepare a curse quite quickly.

Rubin: Um, Tharja? It's Smash Bros. I'm going to get hurt.

Zecora: If you do the curse, don't blame me if you get called a jerk.

Tharja: Then I shall prepare a curse that'll prevent him from moving. Sumia, find me some wilted flower petals and six feathers of a black Pegasus.

Sumia: I don't wish to participate in such dark magic!

Zecora: I definitely agree. Why, Tharja and Owain, how is Luigi a problem to you? He's second place out of the smashers of all 52. He's known as the "Green Wonder", can't you tell? His Final Smash in Brawl puts you under a spell.

America: Yeah, and that actually sucked, right next to King Dedede's Final Smash in Brawl, too. Who the hell wants to listen to that annoying thing he does? For that, you get the permission to grab the TV remote and mute it.

Lucina: What made King Dedede's Final Smash in Brawl so horrid in Brawl?

America: *puts on ear plugs, then plays King Dedede's Final Smash in Brawl*

Lucina: …Never mind…

Owain: Poltergust 5000? What a lame name for a weapon! How about the Green Zealous Air-sucking Machine?

America: How 'bout the 'SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF HERE' Owain jerk?!

Owain: Geez, sensitive, are you?

Lucina: *sigh* Could you guys please go away now?