Paige pov.

I don't know what she's planning for him but it must be something big. She hasn't stopped grinning since we left. Ok so I'll admit, I think I had a lot to do with that grin but its just...everytime I say something relating to last week, it widens. I swear its going to take up her whole face if she isn't careful.

"Lexi?" I call as we walk into the school.

"Yeah babe?" she answers casually but she's so...Ooohhh!

"Nothing he doesn't deserve." she says as we make our way to my locker.

"But baby, that's not telling me anything." I say with a pout. She kisses me quickly.

"Aww, don't pout Paigey. Lets just say...he's going to get in touch with his 'feminine' side." she says. I just give her a look.

"I worry about you two. No seriously." I say. She just smirks and tries to laugh evilly but she chokes. "She that's what happens when you smoke too much." I say. She just glares at me and we walk to class.

Marco pov.

I think Lexi might have let this whole revenge thing go. I mean she was hell bent on getting him back but things seemed to have calmed down between them now.

"Del Rossi, hows it goin?" I hear and look up and wouldn't ya know its my pal Jay.

"Great." I mutter. Ok so I'm still a little pissed at him because I was the one who went through hell but I'll get over it. Eventually. I think.

"Ah Marco! I said I was sorry you had to go through Lexi using you for target practice yesterday. I swear I didn't know she had bad aim!" see I had totally overlooked the fact that my face was attacked by a tennis ball yesterday. An all new reason to be mad at him. I just huff and turn away. Well I would have if the bell hadn't rang and I needed to get out. But this little roach is following.

"Go away Jay. go...annoy Manny or somebody." I say waving my hand. He shakes his head.

"I need to ask you something." he says and he seems serious.

"What is it?" I respond. He leans toward me a little and lowers his voice.

"Be honest. Do these jeans...do they...do they make me look...fat?" he asks. I look at him like he's lost it. But then I can tell he's absolutely serious. Where the hell is Alex when I need her?

"No?" it sounded more like a question but he usually never notices when I do that. But this time is different.

"You're lying." he says. Uh oh. I think I've hurt his feelings...what the hell!?

"No I'm not. They don't...make you look fat." I say. He gasps.

"You are so lying! Tell me the truth Del Rossi!" he says. I cower away from him.

"Well maybe you're hips look a little..." I trail off. He moves back like I just slapped him. What the fuck?

"You think my hips look huge?" he asks. Are those tears?! What is wrong with the world?!

"No!" I say. By now the hallway is semi clear but nobody is paying us any attention.

"Yes you do! You just said so!" it cries at me.

"No I didn't Jay, you're twisting my words around." I say. Now he looks pissed.

"So now I'm a fat lier?" he asks. I shake my head.

"No...no of course not." I say.

"Well then what am I Marco?" he asks crossing his arms over his chest.

"You're...jay?" I try. He just gasps.

"Oh I see. You're saying I'm a fat lier whose name is Jay but you don't like that. Well, thank you for the honest mr. Del Rossi." he says.

"Huh? When did I sa- Jay what the hell is wrong with you?!" I ask loudly.

"Oh, so now I'm crazy. Well Marco, you sure know how to make a man feel loved." he says. Then he does something I don't expect. He slaps me. Hard.

"Well hello mr. Locker door, my name is Marco whats yours?" I ask the locker door before falling. And jay stomps away. I'm going to kill Lexi.


AN: this is completely exaggerated for the record. it would take weeks and several birth control pills or any other estrogen containing pill to effect a male this way. review anyway.