In Las Vegas, there was a young 25-year-old woman with brown hair and gray eyes; in that case, since she was at college, she wore her My Chemical Romance beanie, a black, grey and white striped HoodieBuddie hoodie with black built-in earphones and with a Regular Show T-shirt underneath, black distressed skinny jeans with the built-in matching fishnet insets in each leg of said jeans and matching Doc Marten boots. Her name was RoxieStar89, or Roxie for short.
Yes, she used to be Jewish, but when she turned 19, she converted to atheism and no, not the kind that Sara likes to portray other atheists as. When she first discovered that awful Super Smash Bros. fanfic called "Supper Smash Bros.: Mishonh From God", she immediately started hating Sara for what she did and how she ruined all things Nintendo with just that story. Yes, it's true, ladies and gentlemen. Roxie has been a longtime Super Smash Bros. fan since she was 9-years-old and Sara was the one who ruined it all for her and her fellow Smash fans (don't ask).
Anyway, when she got home from college and after she did her homework, made (and then ate) her dinner and then washed the dishes, she immediately went to her room to play Super Smash Bros. 4, so she turned on her Wii U. After that, she chose Fox and was about to fight an opponent (who, in that case, was King Dedede) when, much to her shock, nothing ever happened (the stage she chose was the Gaur Plain from the Xenoblade series).
"What gives?" Roxie asked herself.
Then, all of a sudden, something happened to her GamePad and in a weird way. It started to suck her in, much to her horror.
"No! Please! Help me!" she screamed as she tried to grab her desk and keep herself from getting sucked in, but only to no avail, so she lost her grip and then got sucked into her GamePad anyway...and it was just the beginning.
...
"Uuuugh, where am I...?"
As her eyes snapped open, she walked up to the large mirror and it dawned on her as she saw that she was turned into a Braixen, yet she still wore her hoodie.
"EEEEEEEEK!" she screamed. "I'M A POKÉMON NOW!"
"Well, well, well, if it ain't Roxie," said a voice.
Roxie then turned around and saw Wolf standing behind her.
"Who are you?" Roxie asked. "And really, why am I here? How do you know my name? What do you want from me?"
"First of all," Wolf stated. "I'm Wolf O'Donnell, the leader of StarWolf, but you can call me 'Wolf'. Second of all, Master Hand is the one who told us your name. If you want to know how and why you got here, why don't you ask Master Hand because he knows why he brought you here. Follow me."
He then proceeded to lead Roxie into the room with Master Hand, Crazy Hand, Rosalina and Luma, Pit, Sonic, Kirby, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Luigi, Mr. G&W, Lucario, Pikachu, Ness, and R.O.B. in it.
"THERE SHE IS!" Crazy Hand screamed.
"Calm down, Crazy," Master Hand hushed.
"Yeah, my ears are ringing," Mr. G&W groaned as he and the other surviving Smashers plugged their ears due to Crazy Hand's loud voice.
"Anyway, Roxie," Master Hand explained. "You're in our hiding place. I'm the one who brought you here and I'll tell you why, so listen carefully. It is because Sara had taken over Nintendo World and as much as Crazy Hand and I helped these Smashers escape, sadly, the rest of the Smashers aren't as lucky, so they became a part of her ridiculous imagination and even became "Christens" and "libruls" in their process. It doesn't matter if any of them is a "Christen" or a "librul", so even if one of them is a "librul", their eyes will still glow green anyway."
"That makes sense," Roxie said, allowing Master Hand's words to sink in.
"The only way to restore them to normal is to fight them," Master Hand continued. "Don't say that I didn't warn you, though, because you know it won't be easy, so I'll give you the weapon that you will need. Once you fight them and their eyes stopped glowing green, then this should mean that they're back to normal. I'll let you choose a weapon for yourself in the meantime."
Master Hand then led Roxie into another room, where he presented her with different weapons. Those respective weapons were the mace, katana, a pair of sais, a rapier, an axe, a crossbow, a kalashnikov rifle, an uzi, a dagger with a scabbard and the like. Roxie took her time to try out the said weapons prior to choosing one for herself. She chose the katana.
"I'll bet that the katana will work for me," Roxie said.
"That's a good choice," Master Hand stated.
All of a sudden, Pit barged into the room with Master Hand and Roxie in it.
"Are you ready to kick Sara's religious butt?" Pit asked. "Because we all are!"
"Well, if you say so," Roxie agreed, so Master Hand led her and the surviving Smashers in the Smash Mansion...and that was it. They were ready to try to stop Sara in her tracks.
