You consider it a sport to drill through 28 inches of ice and sit there freezing your butt off hoping food will swim by
You decide you want to push a live moose off a moving airplane over Europe
You bungee jump and forget to attach your bungee cord to the safety pole (the little thing that keeps you from slamming into the ground)
You fish from the back of a giraffe
You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit
You wear a snowsuit and shorts at the same time
You put security devices on your garage and house but leave both unlocked
You jump out of a window when your friend tells you there is a hunk of cheese out there and forget you are on the 22nd floor
You confuse plums with elephants
You wash your shirt multiple times wondering why that fabric marker stain won't come out
You walk around central park with a license plate stapled to your forehead
Your tongue gets frozen to the back of a speeding bus
You play whack-a-mole 17 hours a day
People look at you like you're an idiot when you walk around town with those grapes stuffed up your nose
You are taking funny pictures and you stick a pair of green pills up your nose but cant get them back out.
You indulge in a long telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number
You discover that a 40-pound watermelon has been living in your colon for 8 years
Your parents as you what you did yesterday and your answer is "I woke up, did a bunch of stuff then went back to sleep."You think it's funny to stick your nose into a dictionary and shut it as hard as you can
In the middle of a friend's oral report you decide to let out some gas (this happened during a presentation we did at schoool)
You wake up in the morning with a role of ribbon stuck up your nose and your bed is on the roof
You stick a hose up your brother's nose and turn it on
You role a bowling ball down the hall and purposely hit your dad
You cant play with the power tools so you sit there poking holes in the wall with a screw driver
Your appendix bursts and you go into a laughing fit that lasts 23 weeks
You tell your friends you are gong for a trip and then jump screaming from the open window
You consider it a hobby to end up face down in the mud every 2 minutes
You dress up coke cans like dolls and play Fairy Princess
You consider cleaning your room throwing everything out the window until there is nothing left (my friend's sister did this once)
Your brother's suntan stops at the line just above his eyebrows
You often confuse candy syrup with shampoo and end up in the hospital every 2 weeks
You tend to knaw on random people's toes until they are just little stubs on their feet
You stick pens up your nose and see how long you can hang upside down from the showerhead
