Jasper's POV

"Emmett, Edward is going to kill us."

"Calm down, we'll be fine."

"You know how protective he is of her," I warned. He did know, he was just choosing to be an idiot.

"It washes off Jasper. He will figure that out eventually," Emmett said, holding a up a can of the spray pain. It was supposed to be used on your car for decoration. A lot of the seniors spray-painted their cars with it after graduation. The only problem with that was no one, no one messed with Edward's car. You just didn't do it.

My only concern with Emmett's "brilliant plan" was that we wouldn't live long enough to tell Edward it washed off.

Emmett was obsessed with pranking Edward. It was so hard because he could obviously read people's thoughts so he knew if you were planning something. Besides the fact that Emmett couldn't hold a poker face to save his life, Edward would see in his mind exactly what was going on when he got back from Bella's. He was currently at her house, staying with her for the night like he always did. That was the only way we even got close to the Volvo without a threat of very serious bodily harm.

I was thankful that Emmett did not want to do this to the Vanquish. If he tried that I would not want to be here when Edward found out. In fact I would not want to be in the state when Edward found out.

So Emmett, who thought he finally was going to be able to pull one over on Edward, popped open a can of blue spray paint and began to make designs. He even drew a crude and very unflattering picture of Edward on the hood, like a giant decal.

"Come on Jasper, join the fun!" he called.

"Oh no Emmett, this is your mess. Feeling his rage will be enough. I don't need him pummeling me as well."

"Suit yourself, but when this one goes down in the history books―"

"As what the day Emmett was murdered by Edward because he is an idiot?"

"No as the greatest day EVER!"

I sighed and shrugged my shoulders. I was trying hard not to be influenced by his enthusiasm. I didn't want to be caught red-handed decimating Edward's car. The sky was beginning to lighten as Emmett finished up. He took the spray paint cans and tossed them in the trash just as Alice called out to us that Edward was on his way home. If we didn't get the hell out now we were both going to die.

I felt his emotions long before I saw him. He was content, the happiness of his night still in him. I winced, knowing what was coming. I saw him come through the woods near our house and then stop completely. Emmett was laughing quietly. He was in his room getting dressed but he was watching from his window.

"EMMETT!" Edward roared. Either he had read Emmett's not very well hidden thoughts, or he just knew who was stupid enough to do something like this. It didn't really matter which, what mattered was that Emmett was going to die.

I could feel his fury and I cringed. Alice was beside me, already changed and ready for school.

"You okay?" she asked, her voice quiet. I nodded weakly and she rubbed my back with her hand as she stared out the window herself. The feeling of her touch was slightly soothing, but it didn't block out the horrible feeling that I was getting from him.

Emmett breezed past us, a huge grin on his face.

"Why Edward, you're home. Wow, what happened to your car?" he asked. He was unable to keep the laughter out of his voice.

"AS IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW!" he shouted back. Emmett was trying so hard not to laugh anymore, but he was fighting a losing battle. He busted out laughing and almost fell to the ground. Before he had the chance Edward knocked him down himself. He was beating on him pretty thoroughly when Esme came up to the window.

"Oh my goodness! What is going on here?" she asked, her mouth agape.

"Look at Edward's car," Alice said, pointing to the Volvo. Esme gasped.

"Tell me he didn't," she said, shaking her head.

"I told him Esme, I told him. He's an idiot. It washes off though. I don't know if Edward is going to figure that out before he kills Emmett though," I explained. The two of them were wrestling around outside. Emmett's glee had dampened now that he saw how seriously angry Edward was. As they continued to growl and snap at each other Rose and Carlisle came over to the window.

"Did he go through with it?" Rose asked the group of us. We nodded, transfixed on the scene unfolding before us. Emmett knocked Edward back. He flew over the top of his now colorful car. He landed on the passenger side and looked down at one of the things Emmett had written and drawn.

"ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE YEAR OLD VIRGIN?! NOT FUNNY!" Edward bellowed. Emmett sniggered and the Edward launched another attack.

"They should really stop that," Carlisle said, not moving to say anything. Alice looked at me. Fine. I concentrated on a soothing feeling to dampen the anger that was rolling at me in waves. I saw it hit the two of them, slowing their movements.

"STOP IT JASPER!" Edward called. He looked in at the window and the rest of the family watching him.

"Edward it's washable. Take it through the car wash before you got to school and it wont even matter," Alice said to him. He looked at her thoughtfully, punched Edward once more in the face and then got up and brushed himself off.

"Fine."

"Can we ride with you today Edward? I don't think I will be able to stand Emmett's bragging," I said as he came in the door.

"Sure, let me get changed though. We obviously have to pick up Bella."

I nodded and then when he was ready to go we left in his car. He was fuming as we drove down the road. He was also incredibly embarrassed. He didn't want anyone to see his car in its current state but he didn't really have a choice.

"Crap," he said as we sat a t a red light.

"What?" Alice asked from the backseat. She was seated beside me, her tiny hand entwined with mine.

"I usually pick up Bella at this time. If I go through the car wash I will be late getting her. Its all the way across town…"

"So pick her up now, what's the problem?" Alice said, as though she didn't see a problem. She didn't wipe the smirk off her face.

"You know what the problem is Mary Alice!" he shouted. His voice was loud and angry in the interior of the car. He was seriously pissed. Even if I couldn't read his emotions his use of her full name was indicator enough.

But as we pulled through the intersection he turned onto her street. He was going to choose being extremely embarrassed rather than leaving her to wonder.

He went up to her door as Alice and I sat in the car waiting.

"What do you think she'll do when she sees?" I asked Alice. She only smiled.

"It was pretty damn funny huh?"

"Hilarious."

Bella came outside, took one look at his car and asked what had happened to it.

"Emmett happened to it. We have to go through the car wash before school. I hope you don't mind."

"Not at all," she said as the walked closer. Then she noticed Alice and I in the back seat and smiled. "Hey Alice, hey Jasper."

We waved. As she rounded the car to get in the passenger seat she paused before opening the door. She looked at the door, at Edward and then back at the door. Then she burst out laughing hysterically. Edward's rage flared up again.

Emmett was so going to die.

AN you just dont mess with his car