First actual chapter! That was written when I had free time. I get bored easily. ^_^;
Don't own Hetalia….. T^T
"And that's why if we use genetically altered super pugs we can defend all the countries of the world AND have a cute huggable sidekick for all of us!" Then Alfred stopped to take a breath. With a huge smile on his face he looked around the room at all the stunned faces of the other nations.
"Well….? What do you guys think? Awesome idea worthy of a hero right?" He asked with a smile still on his face.
"Oh, yes. It's completely 'awesome' I can't believe we weren't able to think of something like this before." Arthur said in a very sarcastic tone.
"Why does it have to be one of my breeds aru?" Yao perked up and demanded.
"DUH! Because pugs are in Men In Black of course!"
"YOU DECIDED BECAUSE OF ONE OF YOUR MOVIES?"
"Ve~ I think that pugs are cute!" Feliciano perked up this time.
"And you're the same dumbass who likes the potato bastard so shut the hell up already dammit!" Lovino yelled at Feliciano who whined, "But fratello! Ludwig's really cool! And he can tie his own shoes too!"
"I don't fucking care."
"Ahahaha~ don't be like that Lovi! Ita-chan's just trying to help!" Antonio chirped and hugged Lovino, and got a kick to his leg in return.
Then it let to more arguing between the nations. When it got to the point where it was close to shattering the windows Ludwig stood up and shouted, "All of you shut up right now!" Then he calmed down and said, "Fine. If all of you can't act like adults I suppose this meeting is over." Then he walked out of the room followed closely by Feliciano.
All of the nations who were left in the room stood and stared at each other for a few seconds. Then Alfred and Gilbert jumped up and yelled, "AWESOME! PAAAARRRRTTTTTTTY!"
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There was only one word that could describe the party…chaos. Complete and utter chaos.
"Hey Iggy! Ain't this party awesome?" Alfred asked as he flopped his arm around Arthur's shoulder.
Arthur pushed the arm off and scowled. "Ain't isn't a real word Alfred. Just because it's a party doesn't mean you have to act like even more of a brainless git."
Alfred just rolled his eyes. "Yeah, says the same guy who's always chugging down some type of alcohol. Speakin' of which..How come you're not drinking anything right now?"
"Because I was going to do my spell first! I need to make sure I'm sober for it!"
Ohhhh….RIGHT! The magic trick! Come on show us Iggy!" Alfred cheered.
Arthur nodded his head and got a piece of chalk out.
"Huh? What's that for?" Alfred asked with a confused look.
"It's for this spell! My new fairy friend Salvia helped me set this up."
Alfred just snorted. "Wow, Iggy. Don't you think that you'll a little too old for imaginary friends?"
"They are all real! And I thought that you wanted to see the spell!" Arthur yelled while being red in the face.
"Yep!" Alfred chirped.
"Well then step back and let me work." Arthur said then he went back to drawing the magic circle. When he was done he took out a spell book and flipped to a marked page. As he started chanting, 'Advocato in consilium omnes vires altissima nocte per aera vesper nocte sanctificat et dimittam omne robur' over and over, but each time he'd repeat it the light around the circle would glow brighter and brighter until it engulfed the entire room.
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As Arthur was starting to stir a little he could hear Alfred crying, "Please be okay Iggy! I don't want you to die!"
"Shut up Alfred! I'm not going to die!" Arthur sat up and yelled. Huh? Why does my voice sound so strange…? He thought as he looked at Alfred who looked like he was transparent like his brother Can…something or other.
"Yay! You're not dead!" Alfred cheered. Then he nervously turned his head away and said, "But..uh….you might wanna look in a mirror…."
"Why…?" Arthur started to ask but he got his answer right away…but her answer might be a better way to say it.
"WHA-! WHA-? WHAT THE BLOODY HELL? WHY AM I FEMALE?" Arthur screeched as she ran over to the mirror and turned back to Alfred.
Alfred shrugged, "Don't know Iggy. When I woke up everyone else was gone and you were like this."
After a closer look Arthur noticed that her eyebrows were actually normal sized and for some odd reason she was wearing a stereotypical witch's outfit, pointed hat and all.
Now why did the spell cause this….? She thought as she turned around and noticed something else. The reason why Alfred looked transparent.
"Um…A-Alfred…Did you see your body right there by any chance when you woke up…?"
He looked at her with a confused look. "Huh? My body? But…" Then he turned around and saw it. "WHHHHAAAAATTTTT! WHY IS MY BODY THERE? AM I DEAD? AM I A GHOST NOW? I DON'T WANNA BE A GHOST MAKE IT STOP IGGY!" Alfred cried as he started spazzing.
"Calm down! Freaking out won't do any good! We need to try to figure out exactly what happened and what to do about the situation!" Arthur shouted.
"O-Okay..I-I'm the hero! I-I can handle any situation." Alfred stuttered and turned away from his body to look at Arthur. "S-So…what do we do..?"
Arthur just turner her head away and sighed, "I-I….don't know."
Well…? How was that? ^_^
But the 'if we use genetically altered super pugs we can defend all the countries of the world AND have a cute huggable sidekick for all of us' makes me want to face palm. =_=
Oh, and warning thing from here on out some characters are going to be acting VERY OOC. But it'll be explained later so it's all good now. ^_^
OH! The translation! ^_^; (that's probably screwed up because I used google translate for the latin.)
'Advocato in consilium omnes vires altissima nocte per aera vesper nocte sanctificat et dimittam omne robur': 'Calling on all the powers of the deepest night course thru the air and release the strength of the All Hallows Evening tonight'
Review please! Tell me what ya think! Dogsrule out!
