Hi guys! sorry i'm updating late, i was kinda in a writers block here. And sorry this chapter is not that good but its just leading in to the whole plot with Sasuke and Alice and stuff. Oh and sorry if i tend to write 'poop' a lot, its this tendency i have right now in order not to curse so much. Cyber cookies for you all! :) WARNING: there are slight spoilers here. Anyways have fun! And review please! :)

Disclaimer: Sadly i don't own any anime whatsoever :'(

Chapter 2

So I got the weird black coat. But I'm stuck with the one I hate most: Poop. And worse…I have to help him.

So I have noticed that I am in the part where Sasuke barely finished killing Deidara. That bastard Sasuke.

But the worst of all…Someone has to carry me. Yup I said it right, since I don't have chakra I can't induce my speed and will be slowing them down hence they settled on taking turns…on carrying me.

Talk about embarrassing!

I was currently being carried by Juugo on his shoulders.

Gah!

We were heading towards a village nearby to settle for the night.

Okay I got this.

"Hey can I pleeeease walk? I don't like being carried, it makes me feel super duper weird," I begged.

"No," Sasuke simply answered.

Damn you! You pig chicken head poop!

But I had a plan…hehehe

"Fine! If you guys don't let me walk I will leave this group and I will go and tell Konoha where you are and you will surely regret this!" I declared.

But I realized it wasn't my greatest idea yet, as Juugo dropped me on the floor (which hurt like hell!) and Sasuke raised a kunai to my neck.

Yup! This was defiantly NOT my brightest plan; all I did was anger a group of crazy ninja.

"You are the one who will regret this, you will oblige to my orders and you will NOT make such childish threats, is that clear!" Sasuke hissed venom spilling into the breeze, his sharingan flashing bloody red.

Gulp.

"Y-yes s-sir," I stammered.

Damn he can be even more menacing in real life. I felt hot tears starting to burn my eyes.

And this time it was Sasuke who took me and draped me over his shoulders.

And I definitely did not complain.

When we got to the hotel, the poop ordered us three rooms, which totally got me confused since we were five in total.

But even more confusing and gruesome was the fact that Karin and Suigetsu easily and pleasantly agreed to share a room.

I stared dumb-struck as Karin and Suigetsu walked out of the lobby and up the stairs to their appointed room.

And I could not keep silent about it, "What the hell! Aren't they supposed to hate each other?" I asked eyes wide in shock. Sasuke was clearly amused by my shock.

That bastard.

"Actually they like each other…meaning they are together and will obviously share a room," Juugo answered matter-o-factly.

What the hell!

"Yeah sure and I own a flying pig named Bob and my cow sandy jumped over the moon!" I said not believing one bit of what they were telling me.

"Aren't you supposed to know a great amount about us and you still are not familiar with this little detail?" Sasuke taunted lifting an eyebrow.

Curse you chicken head!

"Well I am aware that some things are different but…Suigetsu and Karin! NO WAY!" I bellowed in fear.

Scary!

Oh my! This is not happening I tried to console myself. Pigs don't fly, and cows definitely don't jump over moons, I am PERFACTLY safe. Tell me why I was having second thoughts about this?

It took all my awesome self control not to puke my guts out or faint green.

"B-but what I know is that Karin was supposed to be obsessively in love with you and tries to capture your attention like every single SECOND!" I shouted.

"Keep your voice down or I Will have your voice box cut out, you are going to attract unnecessary attention to us" Sasuke threatened.

And as if on cue Juugo mysteriously took a kunai out.

Gulp.

"Yes sir," I said quickly.

Juugo put the kunai back, "I will prefer my own room, Sasuke."

"Hn,"

Wtf!

"Noooooo way in hell am I going to sleep in the same room with this-this masochist!" I shrieked, "Over my dead body!"

Everyone in the room stared at us some with curiosity and some with fear in their eyes.

Juugo raised an eyebrow and I saw Sasuke take a kunai out.

"I warned you," Sasuke said advancing towards me with this dark aura surrounding me.

Yikes!

"Oh umm n-never mind, I-I forgot. I'm p-perfectly fine with it, I-I take it back. I'm sorry!" I squeaked as Sasuke grabbed me by my throat and lifted me into the air.

Sasuke smirked evilly, "That's what I thought. Learn your place little girl or I WILL kill you."

Gah! The poop is going to kill me! How have I fallen so low as to being killed my talking poop!...wait aren't I already dead? The award winner question of the year! well the weird evil goddess said I WAS dead. So…

Juugo drifted onto a different room and everyone else went back to their own affairs.

Suddenly the dark aura left completely and Sasuke gently put me back on my feet. Wait! Gently! Gosh I knew I shouldn't have drunk that much weird ninja juice (Although it tasted like heaven…with a little mix of…tomato juice?) I'm definitely hallucinating!

Without further ado, Sasuke walked out the lobby and started up the stairs.

Even though he didn't say anything I knew I had to follow him.

When we got to out assigned room he unlocked the door, turned on the lights and stepped aside.

I went in and looked around. The room was little, only consisting of a small table, two chairs, what I believed was a bathroom, and two beds. Thank god!

I went straight to the bed closest to the small window, took my cloak and shoes off and sat down.

Gosh I was tired. Even though I was carried all the way here, it was a long day and just too much to take in.

Sasuke took the other bed after removing his shoes and cloak as well. He laid there with his arms crossed behind his head.

I stared at him.

Gah! Even though he was a poop, cynical, revenge crazy, and straight out cold guy…I had to admit he was handsome, with his smooth hair hanging over both sides of his face roughly framing his striking cheeks, his gorgeous onyx eyes, his well built body and- oh my bob! I mentally slapped myself. What in the world am I thinking! This is the guy set in revenge, who betrayed his village, the guy who in the future will join the murderous Akatsuki organization, make it his goal to obliterate Konoha AND the guy that threatened me not so long ago to kill me. I cannot be thinking about him like that. I hate him. I detest him!

I looked away and stared out the window at the starlit sky. Sighing I thought of what would my family be thinking right now, would they miss me? Of course they would, but will they be able to get over it? I hope so. They should move on with their lives and be happy without me…

My eyes were getting droopy and I made myself comfortable on the bed. What does goddess Eirene want me to do now? Something told me that I will soon find out.

Before I was lost to the coziness of sleep I clearly heard Sasuke whisper a "good night, Alice," to me.

My eyes opened wide, coziness of sleep forgotten.

Did Sasuke just wish me a good night's sleep AND for the first time address me by my name? God I believe I did drink too much of that ninja tomato juice, I'm going crazy!

I chased such words out of my head, forcing myself to whisper a good night sleep back, and ushered my poor self to sleep. Not knowing the crazy things that were going to happen in the near future, making the idea of utter death much more pleasant.


Sasuke sighed as he lay on the bed. Things had really turning out to be more interesting, especially this…insignificant little girl that came into his life. He had everything planned but this girl had to show up knowing crucial information. If this girl really holds such information, he cannot let anyone lay hands on her and learn such important information.

He has made her part of the group although he was certain she didn't know any combat skills whatsoever but information can become a great weapon, and he wanted it.

She is being obnoxiously childish; he almost lost his calm back in the lobby. He swears he would have killed her right there if it wasn't for the curious and fearing gazes they were getting. That's what was bothering him, up to this point she has been the only one to make him lose his calm, all in one day! She has been the only one that has altered his emotions in him and reminded him that he still held such emotions, and he has only known her for ONE day! She amused him, in an unsightly way, and that was unforgiveable.

But he decided to take care of that in the morning. For now he had to get his sleep. Those were the last thought he had as he drifted off to sleep.


Hope you guys liked it! pretty please review! :D oh and yeah i just had to pair Karin and Suigetsu off, it was this bright idea i suddenly got as i was writing the chapter, I hope you guys don't mind! I guarantee next chapter will be better if i don't get the dreaded writers block again, and there will be more sasuke/alice in the next chapter. Although i may be going too fast...what do you guys think?

Toodles :3