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No! No! No! No! This was not right! This wasn't supposed to happen. That was what was going through Chris's head as he looked down, seeing himself in a white toga lined with gold. He saw he was bare foot. Part of his bare chest showed. He felt as if he was wet. Holding his hand up to his head he jumped. His hair was soaking wet as if he just came out of the shower.
"Th…this is…what that was supposed to mean." He mumbled not looking up at the other Charmed Ones who were gapping at themselves.
"What happened? What are we?...What are you?!" Paige asked him.
"You're…we're…gods!" He stammered. He was beginning to panic. He had barely met with the sisters for more than half a day and he was already screwing it up. He could hear Wyatt now.
"What are we wearing…What are you wearing?!" Piper demanded. "How are we supposed to beat the titans wearing sheets?"
"Um…Um…That is supposed to represent your new position and power." He could barely think. "Except it wasn't supposed to be me!" He hissed under his breath but of course his mother caught it. She was about to say something but he stormed out of the room. They followed behind him as he made his way to the kitchen and pulled out a small dish towel. He placed it out his head and rapidly rubbed it back and forth trying to dry his hair. No matter how hard he tried, his hair would not dry.
Finally Piper moved towards him and practically ripped the drenched dish towel from the young man's hands.
"Ok…Enough! You're going to go bald!" She yelled as she dropped the blob of cloth in the sink with a SPLAT!
"What are you…Poseidon or something?" Phoebe giggled. Then she stopped fairly quickly as she noticed them staring at her. "That wasn't a funny was it?"
"Chris…um…what's with the pitch fork?!" Paige asked shoving the weapon in front of her.
"That's not a pitch fork…It's a trident! You're goddess of war… Be careful…" He began before she began to dance around with it.
"I'm lover not a fighter." Phoebe sang as she played with her long blonde hair, leaning on the counter.
"You are the goddess of love." He softly told her. Still panicking here. Nice going Chris. What are you going to do now?! He thought himself.
"Naturally…that would make me the goddess of sanity because this I find this ridiculous." Piper moaned, looking at him. Having to explain to her made Chris panic level rise off the carts.
"You're act…actually…Leo gave you dominion over the earth and all it's elements." He could never lie to her when he was growing up and she still gave him the look she always did. Thoughts began to flood his head at this.
"Well, explain yourself water boy." She demanded again raising an eyebrow. "You master of the seas?!" She dripped with sarcasm with yet a slit hint of seriousness.
"NO!" He immediately said. Of course he was proven wrong as the faucet of the sink exploded sending water shooting out everywhere. He ducked down for cover as Piper jumped from the sudden explosion.
"You wanna re-answer my question?!" Piper grumbled. Chris gave her a weak smile that didn't last very long.
A/N: WOW!!I GOT LIKE TWO REVIEWS WITHIN LIKE TEN MINUTES OF ME POSTING...COOL. REVIEW...WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CHRIS BEING THE GOD OF THE SEA. I JUST FINISHED MY GREEK MYTH CLASS AND THIS JUST POPPED IN MY HEAD!
