16. Okay, here's an idea, John: pretend you're making notes, and in the meantime you can try to draw Rodney.

17. Hm, the paper isn't big enough…

18. Crap, they're looking at me again. Do I have to say something? Just... smile. Ah, works every time!

19. Whoa, wait… I heard the name Caldwell! What did I miss?

20. Man, why don't we just scratch meetings off our schedule?

21. It's pretty hot in here; maybe it has something to do with Elizabeth...

22. Or maybe it is the fact that you are wearing a leather jacket, you dumb ass!

23. We should be half way through by now... God, let us be half way through.

24. Ronon looks like a monkey…

25. Kevin, Joe, Steven, Steve… No, I already used that one…

26. Crap! I forgot to turn off my razor!

27. How would dreadlocks look on me?

28. Wait a minute… Did Rodney just say he blew up that wraith? I did! bastard...

29. I'm turning forty next year... weird.

30. Whoa, wait! Are they seriously considering promoting Kavanagh?

TBC