Heck yeah! Second chapter!
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Is your face okay, Angel? (hands an ice pack)
Just a warning: Updates will probably slow down due to exams coming up. Also, I'm usually faster with these at the very beginning, so I'll try to update regularly every week or so...if you want to see it that is. If not, that's fine too.
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"...and I will see you, Inthenext video. Buh-bye!"
Markiplier turned off his camera. "Well, Chica, that was fun," he said. He looked to his side. His friendly golden retriever that usually lay near him while he was recording had moved. He heard a deep barking by the front door and went to investigate.
Chica had her paws on the windowsill and was looking out at the front yard, barking madly. "What is it, girl?" Mark asked. He looked outside. Standing in his front yard was a man wearing a purple coat. He held something that looked like a gun in his right hand. He pointed at Mark's door and fired. The door glowed for a moment, then disappeared. Mark yelped. "Hey! You're going to pay for that!"
Before Mark could blink, the man was leaning on the door frame. He smirked. "Knock knock," he said.
Mark shivered. "Uh, who's there?"
"Dildo salesman."
Mark picked up Chica and ran. "I will not be questioned, about my dildo buying habits!" He sprinted through the house, which is hard to do holding a golden retriever. Especially when said golden retriever is squirming and barking in your ear.
Despite the weight, Mark got to his backyard before Chica jumped out of his arms, running towards the intruder with intent to lick. The intruder would have none of it and slammed the dog with the butt of his gun. Chica yelped and bit the man's wrist, making him drop his gun.
"Good girl!" yelled Mark. He picked a pillow up off the couch. "Eat dong pillows, jerk!" The pillow bounced off the intruder, who glared at Mark and held up the gun. "So long, farewell, you are going to di-ie," he sang.
Suddenly, there was a flash of blue light and a segway crushed the guy. Mark stared. "Jack?" he asked.
Sean grinned. "Hey, Mark," he looked down and saw the squashed man. "Oops."
Mark laughed. "Man, you can have the best timing sometimes! I was gonna get vaporized or something!" He looked at Steve as Sean was mauled by Chica's kisses. "So, what's with the teleporting segway?"
Steve explained the situation as Sean struggled to get out from under Chica. Mark stared. "Oookay," was all he could say. "So, who's the next guy, or, gal, that we're gonna pick up?"
As if on cue, Chica looked up, barked, and ran out of the room. Sean sat up, sputtering. "Gah, your dog is slobbery!"
Chica came running back in, holding a picture in her mouth. On her back rode a small box with arms and a smiling face. Chica ran over to Mark and spat out the picture into his hands. Mark looked at the picture. There were two black pugs, both of which looked pretty bored.
Sean looked over Mark's shoulder. "Felix!" he gasped.
"Right!" yelled Mark. He held out his hands and Tiny Box Tim jumped into them. "Let's go!"
"Hold on," said Sean, "We can't all fit on one tiny segway!"
Steve shrugged and stretched. "I'll stay here. I'm just the messenger. You guys can take it from here. I'll stay in case anyone attacks again."
Sean and Mark looked at each other. "All right," said Mark, jumping on the segway, Tiny Box Tim on his shoulder. Sean got on beside him.
"SPEED IS KEY!" screamed Sean, pounding the button.
As they disappeared, the last thing they saw was Chica pawing Steve, looking for attention.
Chica's so cute :3.
In the next chapter: Mark and Sean meet up with Felix and figure out who sent Steve. Then things really start getting crazy
See you later!
