(Clapping and Cheering)

PancakePuff: Hello again, tonight we'll be interviewing....

Ring-Ring: Hello to all my fans~

Tobe: Why am I here, again...?

Master Soo: Ah, Hello people in TV-Land!

Dada: Hi, everyone!

Ring-Ring: WHAT??!! I refuse to be in the presence of such riff-raff!!!

Dada: (Frowns)

Tobe: Get off your high horse, princess!! You're just as annoying as Garu's stupid girlfriend!!

Ring-Ring: Why? Because you're in love with that "stupid girlfriend"? (Smiles smugly)

Tobe: SHUT UP!!!

Master Soo: C'mon, I'm 5 hours late from causing a storm!!

PancakePuff: Okay, our first question goes to Ring-Ring!

Ring-Ring: Naturally.

PancakePuff: "Dear Ring-Ring, why are you so mean?"

Ring-Ring: ME??!! MEAN!! (Turns into scary opera self) Pucca sent in that question, didn't she??!! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, PUCCAAAAA!!!!!

Dada: Eeep!

Tobe: .....

Master Soo: (Looks at watch and sighs)

PancakePuff: But, you didn't answer the question, Ring-Ring...

Ring-Ring: Grrrrr....

PancakePuff: (Cowers) Oh my....Okay!! Let's skip the answer for now!! Next one is for Tobe!!

Tobe: Finally, an intelligent asker.

PancakePuff: "Dear Tobe, why do you hate Garu so much?"

Tobe: Because he lost my Pokemon card when we were 8!!

PancakePuff: Isn't that a bit trivial?

Tobe: WHAT??!! That card was one-of-a-kind limited edition!! You couldn't find it anywhere else!!!

PancakePuff: Um, Okay. Never knew you were such a geek.

Tobe: SHUT UP!!!

PancakePuff: Next question for Dada!!

Dada: (Shakes nervously)

PancakePuff: "Dear Dada, Why do you love Ring-Ring?"

Dada: Well...

Ring-Ring: Because no one can help but love me!!

PancakePuff: That's DADA'S question, Miss Ring-Ring, if you please...Dada, continue your answer.

Dada: I love her because...

Master Soo: Come on!! I don't have time for dilly-dally!!

Dada: .....

Audience: (Groans)

PancakePuff: (Sigh) Okay, our final question goes to Master Soo!

Master Soo: FINALLY!!!

PancakePuff: "Dear Master Soo, Why do you have a yiddish accent when you're a Korean deity?"

Master Soo: Eh, budget cuts on the show.

Tobe: That's it?

Ring-Ring: How dissapointing...

Dada: I was hoping it would be a better secret...

Master Soo: Get used to it! When you're my age, you'll find out the world isn't such a big adventure, and you'll have to use your wits, and confidence, and determination, and good hygiene, and..(Ramble)(Ramble)

PancakePuff: I'm afraid that's all the time we have!! See you later!! With luck, this won't be the final interview!!

Ring-Ring: I'm leaving now, goodbye, fans~

Tobe: Where did those stupid vagabond ninja buffoons park the car?

Dada: Bye, everyone!

Master Soo: Goodbye, viewers!

PancakePuff: Bye! (Movie star smile)

(Credits roll with the song "Superstar" by Toybox)

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A/N: Hope you enjoyed!! I had my sister help me out with this one!!~