(Clapping and Cheering)
PancakePuff: Hello again, tonight we'll be interviewing....
Ring-Ring: Hello to all my fans~
Tobe: Why am I here, again...?
Master Soo: Ah, Hello people in TV-Land!
Dada: Hi, everyone!
Ring-Ring: WHAT??!! I refuse to be in the presence of such riff-raff!!!
Dada: (Frowns)
Tobe: Get off your high horse, princess!! You're just as annoying as Garu's stupid girlfriend!!
Ring-Ring: Why? Because you're in love with that "stupid girlfriend"? (Smiles smugly)
Tobe: SHUT UP!!!
Master Soo: C'mon, I'm 5 hours late from causing a storm!!
PancakePuff: Okay, our first question goes to Ring-Ring!
Ring-Ring: Naturally.
PancakePuff: "Dear Ring-Ring, why are you so mean?"
Ring-Ring: ME??!! MEAN!! (Turns into scary opera self) Pucca sent in that question, didn't she??!! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, PUCCAAAAA!!!!!
Dada: Eeep!
Tobe: .....
Master Soo: (Looks at watch and sighs)
PancakePuff: But, you didn't answer the question, Ring-Ring...
Ring-Ring: Grrrrr....
PancakePuff: (Cowers) Oh my....Okay!! Let's skip the answer for now!! Next one is for Tobe!!
Tobe: Finally, an intelligent asker.
PancakePuff: "Dear Tobe, why do you hate Garu so much?"
Tobe: Because he lost my Pokemon card when we were 8!!
PancakePuff: Isn't that a bit trivial?
Tobe: WHAT??!! That card was one-of-a-kind limited edition!! You couldn't find it anywhere else!!!
PancakePuff: Um, Okay. Never knew you were such a geek.
Tobe: SHUT UP!!!
PancakePuff: Next question for Dada!!
Dada: (Shakes nervously)
PancakePuff: "Dear Dada, Why do you love Ring-Ring?"
Dada: Well...
Ring-Ring: Because no one can help but love me!!
PancakePuff: That's DADA'S question, Miss Ring-Ring, if you please...Dada, continue your answer.
Dada: I love her because...
Master Soo: Come on!! I don't have time for dilly-dally!!
Dada: .....
Audience: (Groans)
PancakePuff: (Sigh) Okay, our final question goes to Master Soo!
Master Soo: FINALLY!!!
PancakePuff: "Dear Master Soo, Why do you have a yiddish accent when you're a Korean deity?"
Master Soo: Eh, budget cuts on the show.
Tobe: That's it?
Ring-Ring: How dissapointing...
Dada: I was hoping it would be a better secret...
Master Soo: Get used to it! When you're my age, you'll find out the world isn't such a big adventure, and you'll have to use your wits, and confidence, and determination, and good hygiene, and..(Ramble)(Ramble)
PancakePuff: I'm afraid that's all the time we have!! See you later!! With luck, this won't be the final interview!!
Ring-Ring: I'm leaving now, goodbye, fans~
Tobe: Where did those stupid vagabond ninja buffoons park the car?
Dada: Bye, everyone!
Master Soo: Goodbye, viewers!
PancakePuff: Bye! (Movie star smile)
(Credits roll with the song "Superstar" by Toybox)
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A/N: Hope you enjoyed!! I had my sister help me out with this one!!~
