EVERYTHING BELONGS TO STEPHENIE MEYER!!!!!
EXCEPT THREASA AND MISS MARCH!!!
SADLY...
WE OWN THREASA....
BellaP.O.V: (YEAH! PLAYBOY MANSION!)
"No," I said sternly to Theresa. "I'm not gonna dye my hair blonde!"
"Why not?" she whined. "It would look so good! And it doesn't hurt!"
"Oh my god, Theresa," I "It doesn't hurt?, I cant believe it!" I opened my mouth in an o shape.
Theresa glared at me. "Your sarcasm hurts me…" she stormed off.
Oh my god…
SHE DUMBER THAN EMMETT!
And all these years I didn't think it was possible.
"Hi, Bella," Holly said coming into the room.
"Hey, Holly," I looked behind her. "Bridget, Kendra."
"Hey, Miss March," Kendra joked. "Theresa still trying to dye your hair blonde?"
I nodded.
"Why are you so down on changing yourself?… Not that we don't love you the way you are but still," Bridget asked.
"No reason," I muttered, thinking about Edward.
"Is it about that guy?" Holly questioned.
"What guy?" I asked sarcastically. "There are a lot of guys out there!"
"Okay, okay. Don't be so touchy," Kendra said, backing away.
"Sorry," I apologized. "I just don't like to talk about it," I pushed away from the table and went into my bedroom. Weird having a bed and not sleeping in it… at least it was good for something, sobbing into…
EdwardP.O.V:
"Edward," Bella's beautiful voice ran inside my head. "Edward!"
"Yes, love," I replied.
"Oh," a deep voice said. What the hell!? "So we're playing that game, huh? Fine. Stop zoning out… Sweetheart."
"Emmett!?!?!?" my head shot up. "You're not Bella!"
"You're right," he approved. "I'm not. Bella's shorter, has longer hair and perky breasts."
I glared at him "Say that again, and I will kill you!"
"Fine, fine, but get up, we need to get to the Playboy mansion!" Emmett commanded.
"Ohhhh no, your not coming with me!" I said shaking my head. "All you do is annoy me and burp…"
"Awwwww, plllleeeeeaassseee!" he whined "Your gonna need moral support!!!"
"Your not coming!!!!!!!!"
"Yes" he screeched
"No!"
"YESSSSS!"
"NO!"
"Fine" he said with a sigh… "I'll just get Alice to take me!"
"How do you know Alice is coming?" I said
"I… uh.. I don't, so can we all just come?!" I looked at him with disbelief "Come on Eddie, it'll be fun, you, me, Alice…"
"God…" I thought…. "Fine but if we drive, you have to sit in the bak seat… I can only take so much Emmett."
"YAY!!!!" he squealed.
"I get to see Bella?" Alice asked eagrly.
"Yes, Alice," I said. "Now can we LEAVE already?!"
"Sure, sure," Emmett and Alice ran out the door.
"Why are you leaving?" Rosalie asked before I could leave.
"Emmett new issue of Playboy will explain it all!" I saud before rushing toward my Volvo.
RosalieP.O.V:
WHAT THE FUCK!
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