Hello my fellow readers, after a long hiatus I am proud to present this fanfic!

Disclaimer: I do not own Rocky Horror or its characters. But I do own Roxanne Majors, just to let you know!

Chapter Two

Roxy grew into a bright, playful, clever girl. When she was two, her first word was Rocky. At age five she learned how to read and write. She started working alongside FranknFurter as his lab assistant when she started High school. Columbia had been the lab assistant after Riff Raff's death, but was forced to hand it over to Roxy when she turned fifteen. Now she was going to turn sixteen and her birthday was in two weeks.

"Hey Frank," said Roxy as she came into work.

"Oh hello Roxy, can I ask you a very important question?"

"If the question is Did Columbia do anything after I accidentally broke Magenta's vase, I'd say yeah, she grabbed me by the hair and shoved me into the corner. Such a bitch, but Magenta stopped her just in time,"

"That was not the question dear, although I will make sure Columbia doesn't go unpunished for her actions. The question was what would you like for your birthday since you've reached an important milestone,"

"Oh you don't have to get me anything. My mom already gave me a laptop for school projects and is running to the store to get me The Sims. Plus there will definitely be one from Magenta, Rocky and family,"

"Oh nonsense, it's not every day that a pretty young thing turns sixteen. I shall have to think of something,"

Roxy sighed jokingly and began to pour some strange liquids into a vial. She pushed her light blondish brownish hair behind her ear. Roxy looked quite a bit like her mother, but had astigmatism just like her father leaving her with glasses.

Roxy worked and Frank excused himself from the lab to go across the street and get lunch at Subway. Dressed in normal clothes and make up less (think of a young Tim Curry without make up and all the glitter!) he drove to the center of town. He couldn't give away that he was an alien transvestite and was going to be stuck on Earth indefinitely. Frank was going to go in when he saw an ad for a 2001 Mustang. Frank abandoned his lunch to go to the car dealership.

"Hello my good sir, I would like to purchase the 2001 Mustang, how much?"

"A thousand buckaroos," replied the salesman who had a very strong Indian accent.

"How about nine hundred, this is going to be a sixteenth birthday present for my god daughter,"

"Do you think that just because I'm wearing a suit means that I make too much money already, a thousand it is,"

"Nine hundred, you shady asshole! If you were any poorer you'd be wearing rags for clothing instead of that pathetic piece of a suit you're wearing!"

"I am sorry, yelling at me will not solve your problem,"

"I am sorry I do not understand how to solve my problem, if you are a part of it," said Frank mimicking the salesman's Indian accent.

"You are being very racist and I suggest you leave before I kick you in your problem area," argued the salesman.

They went back and forth until Frank was escorted out.

Frank was going to have to resort to a Plan B. But then, he spotted a car in an abandoned alley. The car looked like it hadn't been used in years and was no 2001 Mustang, but with a little elbow grease it would look like a dream car.

Frank worked on the car for the rest of the time until Roxy's birthday. He gave it a new paint job, fixed the breaks, fixed the muffler and got a new license plate for it. Roxy's birthday came.

Roxy got home from school and dropped her bag.

"Hey guys, I'm home!"

Silence.

"Guys, where'd you go?"

All of a sudden, everyone jumped out and exclaimed "Surprise, Happy Birthday!"

Roxy gasped and then laughed. "Oh my god, you guys scared the shit out of me!"

"We got you a cake and forced Columbia to participate," said Magenta happily.

Columbia gave Roxy a look of daggers which made her gulp.

"So let's head into the dining room to open presents and have cake," said Janet guiding her daughter to the dining room and away from Columbia. Everyone followed.

They sang Happy Birthday and Roxy blew out the candles. Everyone cheered, except Columbia who pretended to be interested in the cake.

"Why don't I cut the birthday girl a slice of cake?"sneered Columbia.

"I'll do it, I'm the maid and I'm pretty sure I know how to cut cake," said Magenta and shot Columbia a look that said "I got my eye on you,"

"Well, does it matter? It's just a birthday there will be plenty of others and I turned sixteen at one point. Then my uncle got hit by a truck," Columbia blurted out.

Before Frank could put Columbia in her place, Roxy did it for him.

" Gee I wonder if your dad was driving the truck, maybe you got some genes from him,"

"Roxy, you are treading on thin ice," warned Janet but Frank shushed her.

"How dare you talk to me that way. You're only sixteen, I'm twenty two I've seen more of the world and this place. I also know more comebacks,"

"Really? Your eyes make you look seventeen, your pretty red hair makes you look twenty and your figure makes you look twenty three. Add them up and that's really how old you look as a whole,"

Janet's mouth dropped open, Brad looked uncomfortable and Magenta and Frank were trying hard not to laugh. Rocky wasn't paying much attention. Columbia however tried to attack Roxy, but Rocky and Frank grabbed her.

"That's enough of your actions, Columbia. Get out of our sight and take your pathetic excuse of a present for Roxy with you!" yelled Frank and threw Columbia's present at her.

Columbia took it, stormed all the way up to her room and slammed the door loudly.

Then Roxy opened her presents. She got The Sims computer game from her dad plus a webcam to attach to her laptop. Magenta gave her a gift card to Spencers and joked to get something for Frank. Rocky gave her a bra with matching panties set which made Roxy blush, Magenta laugh and Frank get horny.

She had fun despite Columbia's outburst, but little did she know. Columbia was plotting to get rid of the girl. She had a huge crush on Frank and loved him. She was a bit misguided and thought Roxy was trying to get to Frank when Roxy had no interest other than being friends. Columbia was in her room plotting away...

Here's a nice long chapter for you. What will Columbia do? Plus did anyone bother to add seventeen, twenty and twenty three? lol Read and review please...