AN: okay im sorry, I know I told you guys that chapter two would be all about the pranks and games and chapter 4 would be Esme and Carlisle coming home to a house that's trashed but this chapter 2 is just WAY WAY to long to make into one single chapter. So now, chapters 2 AND 3 will be about the pranks and games and chapter 4 will be Esme and Carlisle coming home. Sorry sorry!

Disclaimer: I don't own twilight hmm…

EPOV:

We decided we were gonna start our weekend off with a game of truth or dare.

Emmett was jumping up and down "ooh ooh, I wanna start!"

"Okay go for it" Jasper urged him

Em was tapping his brain "Hmm, who I wanna ask?"

"Bella! Whoot, Whoot!" He decided and cheered "Truth or dare?"

"Truth, I have nothing to be embarrassed about" I thought into Emmett's mind trying to see what he'd ask her. I heard it, oh no, please not that. Nobody knows in our family except Bella and me. I have to stop this question.

"Oh Emmett, I wouldn't ask her that one. It's going to be an obvious no. And you wouldn't learn any secrets from that question" I tried to make him think that was a boring question so he wouldn't ask it but apparently he saw right through it.

"Oh Eddie dear? That was a good attempt to change my mind, but now I know Bella's gonna have an interesting answer to my question" Damn him Emmett

"Don't call me Eddie, Emmy dear" I shot back at him

"Okay, okay guys, cool it" Bella was obviously getting nervous at this question. "What is the question Emmett?"

"Okay here it is, when you were human, Edward told us you strictly only kissed because you were so fragile. But seeing how intimate you two have been over the last 60 years, Me, Rose, Alice, and Jasper don't believe the only went to kissing at all" Emmett laughed. "We know Eddie is far more needy of a sexual life than only kissing" now everyone was laughing when Bella and I would have been blushing like crazy if we were human. "So, my question is, what else did you guys do when you were a human Bella? Be honest"

"uh uhm, exactly wh-what Edward told you. We only ki-kissed. Quite passionately I would say so" Wow, Bella is still a horrible liar over 60 years. She's gonna blow it

"Mhm, yeah, not believing it Bells, if you weren't a vampire, you'd be sweating bullets right now. Come on, I said the I want the truth" Oh no, Emmett's gonna find out

"Fine fine, so I'm lying. Edward fingered me. TWICE!! That's it okay; he wouldn't let me return the favor either. 'Because I'm to fragile and he didn't wanna loose control having those sensations'" Bella mocked me from about 60 years ago.

*Woah, Edward turned down a blow job? What kind of man is he?* Thought Jasper

*Bella would have actually given him a blow job? I thought she was shy then*Alice

*Edward is a mad man, Emmett would have taken that offer quickly*Rosalie

*Yeah GO BELLA! Edwards dumb, I would have accepted her request easily* Emmett thought

Everybody was still laughing from what Bella told them while I was glaring daggers at Emmett for saying he'd get a blow job from Bella if she requested it. Nobody gets that kind of pleasure from my Bella, except me. Why would he even think that?

"Woah there Edward, chill, it was just a thought" Emmett just laughed it off

"Yay okay it's my turn to ask someone now! Hmmm, who do I wanna choose? Jasper, truth or dare?" Bella decided on Jasper. This will be great.

"Dare, I'm not a baby like you Bella" I growled at Jasper for that one.

I saw in Alice's vision what Bella was gonna do to him. Right on cue me and Alice were laughing so hard we were on the ground rolling around. Jaspers thought then got very weary. *Oh god, I'm a little afraid now. It must be bad if Alice is laughing. She usually tries to not laugh at me because she knows it'll hurt my feeling cause of my sensitive side. Well, Bella's not that creative so it can't be too horrible.*

"Jasper, you really shouldn't underestimate my Bella" I gasped out in between laughter

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Bella, what's the dare? Jaspers in for a good one

"Okay Jasper, I dare you to sit through a whole half hour of me and Edward and Rosalie and Emmett making out. You know the emotions are gonna get to you and make you feel all lustful, but no, Alice can't even touch you. Good luck!" Bella, that evil wife of mine

There was an identical chorus of "WHAT?" from Alice and Jasper

The other 4 of us were laughing knowing what the lust from us 4 making out would do to Jasper. He's gonna be so horny and he won't be able to let it out on Alice. HAHA this is gonna be great!

"Bella, come on, that's clearly not fair AT ALL" Alice whined

"Well too bad guys, Edward told you Jasper, don't under estimate me!" Go Bella

"Bella, love. I've taught you well over the last 60 years. Good thinking" I was proud

Bella started the fun "And let the make out session begin"

Bella climbed on top of me and found her lips to mine. She gently pushed her tongue in my mouth and we fought for dominance for a few minutes then I gave up and let her control the kiss. What that woman can do to me.

I broke away from the kiss real quickly to look at the others. Emmett was laying flat on the ground and Rosalie was on top straddling him and they were really into it of course.

Now here's the funny part. Alice was sitting on her hands bouncing up and down obviously trying her hardest not to touch her husband. Now Jasper, Jasper was hilarious. He had this look on his face which was a mix between anger, lust, pain, and frustration. Wow, Bella is amazing.

20 minutes later; 5 minutes of the dare to go

I heard Jasper get up and we all turned to stare at him. He ran upstairs, we all followed. When Bella and I walked into his room, there he was making out with the stuff animal panda bear Bella got Alice for her last birthday. He obviously couldn't take the lust anymore. OH MY GOODNES, JASPER HALE IS MAKING OUT WITH A PANDA!

We all had the same looks of shock and entertainment on our faces. I saw Rosalie go to her room, she came back within seconds with the camera and started snapping photos of Jasper and his new partner. Once we couldn't hold it any longer, we all burst into a huge fit of laughter. Jasper then got out of his trance with the Bear and chased us down to the living room.

Once we all contained ourselves and stopped laughing Alice said "Jasper honey, I'm hurt, was that panda a better kisser than I was?" and a fake pout came on her face. She was teasing him.

Jasper fumed "Bella, I'll get you back for this"

"Okay Rosalie, truth or dare" Jasper decided on Rosalie, hmm

"Hmph Dare" Rosalie's so vain, she thinks nothing will embarrass her. Well I saw what Jasper was planning and my mouth dropped into a huge O. Rosalie will NEVER forgive him for this.

"I dare you, to let Alice do your hair and make up. Your gonna take pictures and send them into a magazine and make seduce the publisher to put them on the front page"

"Wow Jasper, that such a good dare. I would love to be on the cover of a magazine. I'm beautiful enough, I don't know why I didn't think of that sooner, thanks!" Rosalie spoke too soon.

"HAHA, you wish Rose. I wasn't finished. The way Alice does your make up and hair is up to me. And I say she does clown make up. And spikes your hair into a mo-hawk then take the pictures, send em in, and seduce him!" Jaspers a genius

"JASPER WHITLOCK/HALE/CULLEN, whatever the fuck you want to be called I'm going to KILL you!" Rosalie screamed in his face.

Rose chased after him and Emmett had to hold her back. "Babe, come on, it's just a game" Emmett tried to cool her down.

Alice was excited as usual "Yes, a game, now Rose come on lets go give you your make over! Yay!"

Rosalie agreed and said none of us could see her until the final product, which were the pictures so we all sat in the living room and conversed waiting for Rose and Alice to be done. 35 minutes later Rosalie and Aly came down stairs. Rosalie had no clown make up on and obviously had taken a shower to get all that gel out of her hair from the mo-hawk. She looked just like she always does. Beautiful of course, but I don't think of her that way. She's a beautiful sister of mine.

Alice was holding the pictures and she had printed them out pretty big. "And voo-a-la-la, here's the pictures!"

Everyone screamed OH MY GOD! Rosalie had blue eye shadow, white pasty creamy clown cover up on, round red circles on her cheeks, and one of her lips was purple, and the other was yellow. Her hair was gelled up into a golden spiked mo-hawk. Rosalie looked terrible. *wow, what would I have done if wife looked like that everyday? I think I would die looking at her honestly* Emmett thought *Edward if you tell her that I swear to god I'll tear you up and burn you to pieces* I just laughed at his thoughts

"Wow babe, you look hotter than ever, I think you should wear your hair and make up like that everyday" Emmett joked with Rosalie. Rosalie just smacked Em in the back of the head and Emmett said "OW, I was kidding Rose"

"Okay now, Alice, truth or dare?" Rosalie's turn

"Dare, dare, dare, darey, dare, dare!" Alice really shouldn't have said that, when she hears what Rosalie is thinking, she's gonna have a panic attack.

"Mhm yeah okay Alice, hmm, considering purple is your favorite color, I dare you to…"

Rosalie then got up and lit the fireplace with a match, Alice's eyes widened and I cracked a smile.

"… go to your closet and ge—" Rosalie was cut off by Alice's pleas "NO! Rosalie, please, please, tell me your dare's not gonna have anything to do with my purple clothes and that fire right there" Alice pointed to the fire with eyes as wide as a golf ball.

"Hmm, you sound like your about on the right track there genius! Back to where I was, I dare you to go to your closet, get all your clothes that are purple, or have the color purple on them bring them down here and burn them all" Rosalie was laughing so hard.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no way. I can't do it. I can't!" Alice was dry sobbing as Jasper was comforting her.

"Okay well than, I guess I can do it for you" Rose dashed upstairs with an evil grin on her face. Alice's eye widened even more if that's even possible and she rushed up the stairs in a heartbeat. "NO WAY, don't you dare touch my purple clothes Rosalie, I need to have my last moments with these beloved clothes" Wow Alice is way to emotionally involved to her clothing.

30 minutes later Alice had created a pile of purple clothes in front of the fire. She was slowly throwing piece by piece into the fire and she was crying dry tears. Jasper was sitting there rubbing her back. I have no idea how he puts up with that little pixie of a wife. I love her to death, but I'd get fed up of her shopping love.

After Alice was done burning all her clothes she turned around and was all gloomy.

"Guys, I'm too depressed to play anymore for today. So Edward and Emmett, I'm sorry but you guys don't get your turns. Tomorrow we'll all pick up and finish off our games and pranks" she said with a pout

"Okay Bella, Rosalie, you NEED to come with me shopping to get more purple stuff or I'm going to have even more of a mental breakdown, lets go" Alice said to Bella and Rose

Bella groaned, she still hasn't liked shopping over the last 60 years. Alice didn't rub off on her.

"Oh shove it up your pie hole Isabella, you're coming with me because you let Rosalie do this to me so humph" and she stuck her tongue out at Bella, a growl came deep from my chest

*You know what Edward, shut the hell up and stop protecting her. She's a big girl, and she hasn't been a vampire for a whole 60 years, so just relax on the Mr. Protector man*

Whoa, Alice is very very mad right now from her dare. She would never say that to her favorite brother. I should just back off.

Rose and Bella followed her to her Yellow Porsche. She got a new one about 5 years ago. The one I got her is way out dated so she needed a new model. I heard them speed off and Alice was still yelling at Rose for what she did. Did she have to be so melodramatic about it jeez. My poor Bella has to be stuck in their arguments until Alice gets new clothes. I feel bad for her.

I can only imagine what tomorrow is gonna bring to us with our games and pranks. Surely, it'll turn out better than today because nobody is sabotaging one another. But then again, hey were the Cullens, anything can happen.

AN: and there you have it, chapter 2. tomorrow will be chapter 3 which will finish off the pranks and games! I hope you guys liked it. It was fun to write. Keep checkin in on this story. Save it to your favorites. And REVIEW. I'll make a shout out to the 5th review in my next chapter. Thanks guys.

Much love- Chelsea