Chapter 2
The faint sound of a Pixie poofing into the fish bowl woke up Cosmo. This would be the thirteenth day in a row since it started that a Pixie has given Cosmo a cookie. The cookies taste delicious and have been making him feel really good for some reason, but Cosmo couldn't help but feel guilty for keeping a secret from Wanda, Poof, and Timmy. Pixies weren't exactly friends of Fairies, so Wanda would probably find what he's doing to be stupid. "Here," the Pixie said handing the cookie to Cosmo.
"I don't think Wanda would like this. Maybe we should stop." Cosmo said. He was kind of struggling to not eat it.
The Pixie just floated there for a second not talking. "You did stop," he eventually said, "This is a dream. Dream cookies are delicious and not guilt bringing in any way. Here."
Cosmo took a second to think if that was a good reason and decided it was. If he's in such a deep sleep that he can taste the cookies, then it would make sense why he's had more energy. Cosmo has had weirder reoccurring dreams than a Pixie giving him cookies. To Cosmo's trusting and ignorant self it made perfect sense and cured his guilt. Cosmo ate the cookie and the Pixie poofed away.
In Pixie World, the Pixie that delivers the cookies to Cosmo poofed up next to Head Pixie, Sanderson, and Ludba. "Cosmo is getting slightly suspicious of us. We should engage the rest of the plan," the Pixie said.
The other three Pixies looked at each other. "Eh, I see nothing wrong with starting. Anti-Cosmo can't use his magic anymore, so he's pathetically weak." Ludba said. He seemed to have given up using a monotone voice to pretend to be a Pixie, but still, wears the Pixie costume.
"We'll start preparing to take over Anti-Fairy World in the morning," Head Pixie said and poofed away. the others poofed away too.
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"Foop, poof up a flamethrower. I need to burn some medical books." Anti-Cosmo said. Spellementary school was currently on winter break, so Foop was reluctantly home all day.
"Can I use your wand?" Foop asked. "You can't use it and it's much more powerful than my baba."
Anti-Cosmo stared at his son. Anti-Cosmo has gotten progressively worse over thirteen days. His skin has gotten to be a lot lighter shade of blue and his hair was quite messy. He's also shown more symptoms like coughing, headaches, not being able to use magic, an anti-fever (His skin temperature is well below freezing), and the same symptoms of the Fairy Flu, but more bad luck oriented (the Fairy Flu is a FOP canon illness that fairies get that when they sneeze they have no control over their magic. One episode Cosmo accidentally made Timmy's head a toilet. it was a weird episode). Technically, Anti-Cosmo could use his magic, but it hurts a lot so he chooses not to. He also still has fatigue and can't fly.
"Anti-Wanda," Anti-Cosmo called.
"Yes?" Anti-Wanda asked as she poofed next to her husband.
"Foop's not being helpful. I need you to smite him and poof up a flamethrower." Anti-Cosmo said.
"I donno what 'smite' means, but here's yer other one," Anti-Wanda said smiling and poofed a baseball mit on fire in front of Anti-Cosmo. "It can throw dem flames for ya."
Anti-Cosmo stared at the flaming glove for a couple of seconds. "I'll destroy the books with other means." Anti-Cosmo started walking away but didn't get far because he got distracted by Anti-Fairies screaming.
"Father... what's going on?" Foop asked.
"I don't know," Anti-Cosmo said and started coughing.
"ANTI-FAIRIES," a voice said. It was monotone and sounded like it was coming through a poor quality microphone.
"Pixies?" Foop questioned.
"It's coming out of our pointy things," Anti-Wanda said, referring to her wand. All of their wands were pulsing blue. Foop's pulsing blue bottle had no milk inside of it
"WE HAVE COME TO CONQUER YOU. YOUR WANDS WILL NOW BE USELESS," The Pixie said.
"They're at the big anti-wand," Anti-Cosmo said, "But it can't just be turned off. They must be rerouting all the power to a certain wand."
"YOU WILL NOW BE RULED BY LUDBA AND HELP US TAKE OVER FAIRY WORLD," the Pixie said. It sounded like the microphone got handed to a new person.
"HEY ANTI-COSMO, MISS ME?" a new voice said. It was deep and full of evil. Definitely not a boring, monotone voice of a Pixie.
"I thought I banished him," Anti-Cosmo mumbled.
"Father, who is that?" Foop asked.
"ANTI-COSMO HAS NO REASON TO RULE! IT WOULD BE LIKE HIM BEING A GIPSY, TUBA PLAYING BELLY DANCER JUST BECAUSE COSMO ISN'T! IT DOESN'T MAKE SENCE. I'M HERE TO RECLAIM MY RIGHTFUL CROWN OF LEADER OF ANTI-FAIRY WORLD. FAIRY BINKY IS BASICALLY JORGEN'S ONLY FRIEND BUT HAS ZERO CHANCES OF EVER RULING SO ANTI-BINKY SHOULD RULE! BOW DOWN TO ANTI-BINKY ANTI-ABDUL, YOUR NEW LEADER!"
"He's at it again, ain't he?" Anti-Wanda asked.
"Teaming up with the Pixies? He must be desperate." Anti-Cosmo said.
"I thought they said Lubda was going to rule Anti-Fairy world, not Anti-Binky," Foop said. He was completely confused what was going on.
"You ignorant child. Ludba is Abdul backward. He's making fun of your name."Anti-Cosmo said. He sneezed and a black cat came out of nowhere and walked away.
"My name is bad enough without other Anti-Fairies making fun of it," Fop complained.
"BY THE WAY, ANTI-COSMO, PIXIES CAN MAKE A MUCH BETTER PRISON COMPARED TO FAIRIES. TIMMY WON'T BE ABLE TO BUST YOU OUT FOR SELFISH REASONS ONCE I GET YOU. THE PROTECTION SPELL ON YOUR CASTEL WON'T LAST LONG EITHER." Anti-Binky's voice said. the staticy sound of the bad microphone stopped. They must have stopped the transmission.
Through windows, the family could see the dark red sky turn bright gray as Pixies flew around.
"Dull and boring might not be so bad if they used a darker gray," Foop said.
"Stop complaining and come with me," Anti-Cosmo commanded and started walking, "over here I added a portal that can transport someone to where they need to go."
"Why would get that? We could just poof to where ever we want," Foop said. He lifted his magical bottle but the top deflated and turned even darker than before.
"I started to build it for when our magic supply is cut off you idiot, though I gave up on it after it started barely working. It'll probably break after one of us goes through." Anti-Cosmo said and opened a dark blue door. They were pretty deep into the castle and everything surrounding it looked identical. Foop wasn't surprised he never came across the giant metal thing in the room. the main part looked like a thick metal sheet with a hole cut in the middle that was only slightly bigger than the average Anti-Fairy. The metal sheet had wires and tubes coming out of it is weird directions. Anti-Cosmo flipped the black light switch by the door and the hole in the middle started glowing light blue.
"It looks kinda purty," Anti-Wanda said.
"What are we going to do when we get through?" Foop asked.
"You need to work on listening. Only one of us can go through, but I think my wand still has magic. I confiscated Anti-Binky's wand before I banished him, so it would make the most sense to redirect all the power into the wand that can only be used by a baby who's parents are too sick or not smart enough to use it." Anti-Cosmo said. Foop already knows that his father got his wand reprogrammed to only work when being used by his family, so Foop did seem like the best choice, but all the power in Anti-Fairy world might be too much for the anti-baby.
"YES! I finally get to use your wand!" Foop rejoiced.
Anti-Wanda floated to the floor to be eye level with her husband. Both of the were standing in front of the blue square in the middle of the machine. "Anti-Cozzie, what about Anti-Binky?" Anti-Wanda asked. She knows that Anti-Binky has tried to kill Anti-Cosmo after they moved from prison to Anti-Fairy world and got banished because of it.
"Oh parish the thought," Anti-Cosmo said.
"Can I get your wand now? Can I use it to turn Anti-Fairy world back to normal with just one wave or something?" Foop asked.
Anti-Cosmo turned his attention from his wife back to his excited son. "No, you're not nearly ready to do that. Don't get too crazy with the power or it'll destroy you." Anti-Cosmo said and hesitantly raised his wand for Foop to grab.
Before Foop's excited little hands could grab the wand, Anti-Wanda pushed Anti-Cosmo through the portal. The blue square in the middle shattered after a confused Anti-Cosmo fell through it. "MOTHER!" Foop yelled once he realized what she did.
"Anti-Binky really hates yer dad. And yer not ready for that kind of power," Anti-Wanda said. She learned a long time ago it's best not to question Anti-Cosmo because he's a lot smarter than her, but it was obvious that Anti-Binky wouldn't show mercy to him and Foop wasn't ready for all the power in Anti-Fairy World.
"Great. The one time she thinks she does this," Foop angerly muttered under his breath.
The both started floating there, not being able to do anything. Foop paced angerly in the air thinking about how stupid his mother is while Anti-Wanda reassured herself that her idea was a decently smart one.
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Anti-Cosmo fell onto a sidewalk and a bunch of light blue and pink butterflies flew out of his mouth. 'Great, I could add anti-barf to the list of symptoms the books failed to address' thought Anti-Cosmo as he looked around. He knew Anti-Wanda made the best decision with the options they had, but he was worried what Anti-Binky would do to his family to lure him back to Anti-Fairy World.
All the houses around Anti-Cosmo were vaguely familiar. When he looked behind him, Anti-Cosmo recognized Timmy's house immediately. 'I'll have to deal with my counterpart's incomitance, won't I' he thought rhetorically. Knowing that the fate of every Anti-Fairy basically depended on making Cosmo unhealthy again. But only if it is actually the anti-healthy disease. His illness has gone far beyond what the books say, but Anti-Cosmo decided not to think about it. The only hope he had was that Cosmo was super healthy because of something the Pixies probably did and he could undo it eventually. 'Those Pixies will pay for messing with the Anti-Fairies' Anti-Cosmo thought as he walked up to the front door of Timmy's house.
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