Me:…I just had some cake so you know what time it is.
Night: Where the f*&! did THIS idea come from?!
Me:…hamerspace.
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT THE PLOT!
~~Don't ask~~
Malik and Marik were sitting inside the McDonalds restaurant talking about simple things.
"I still say bears lay eggs." Marik defended crossing his arms over his tan chest, he didn't want to wear a shirt and none of the girls in the restaurant seemed to mind, not many of the boys either.
"For the last time bears are mammals and therefore can. Not. Lay. Eggs." Malik glared stubbornly; sometimes he hated his Yami for being so stupid.
"What about a platypus?" Marik countered with a smirk.
"I thought we were talking about bears?"
"No birds."
"…penguin." Malik said just to see the reaction.
"They lay eggs and so does a bear!" Marik shouted earning quite a lot of strange looks.
"Sure Mar sure." Malik sighed eating some more of his French fries. Marik gave a victorious grin and sat back with a smile.
"Totally won that argument. Penguins are bears." Marik said to himself while Malik's eye twitched in annoyance.
"Marik you do realize you are quite possibly the stupidest person alive right now right?"
"No I'm the smartest because I figured out that platypus's are bears and penguins because they lay eggs." Malik face planted into the table while more people looked over to see what was wrong.
"Someone get me away from this idiot or at least shove some brain cells into that spiky head of his." Malik muttered.
The door of the restaurant jingled softly as a young boy stepped into the shop. It was the little boy we all know and love Ryou.
"Yes I think I'd like the chicken strips and a large cheese burger." He smiled at the blushing cashier who nodded her head and quickly rang off to place the order. Malik looked over at him and an idea formed into his head.
"Ry!" he called out as the boy stepped away from the counter to wait for his name to be called. Ryou looked up and gave a smile as he approached them.
"Hey guys! What are you up to?" Ryou asked sitting beside Malik.
"Ry I need help," Malik whispered into his ear so Marik wouldn't hear. "Marik thinks that bears lay eggs and are related to platypuses and penguins."
"How-?"
"I don't know just fix it please!" he whispered franticly. "I think I'm losing brain cells just sitting near him!" Ryou thought for a second, how was he going to convince a psychopathic yami that bears do not lay eggs and none of those animals were related.
"Marik?"
"Hmm?" he asked mouth full of fries.
"We don't lay eggs do we?"
"No."
"And we're mammals aren't we?"
"Yes."
"And mammals can't lays eggs right?"
"Right."
"Then bears can't lay eggs because they're also mammals right?"
"I never said they laid eggs." Malik's eye twitched.
"But-you-why-how-WHAT?!"
"Oh looky! The sky's blue!" Marik pointed out the window.
"…I think I heard my name being called. Got to go! Bye see you at school tomorrow Mal-y! Mar-y!" Ryou said quickly and went to the front leaving Malik twitching in his seat. Malik looked up and it took him a few moments to notice the smirk that was spread across his face.
"No." Malik said quietly still shocked.
"Oh yes! It's truly fun to mind-fuck people." Malik stood up and stood in front of his Yamis side.
"You. Fucking. Jackass." Malik muttered before being pulled down into Mariks lap.
"Yeah but you still love me." Marik muttered into Maliks hair. Malik sighed and looked up expressionless.
"That I do love." Malik leaned up and kissed him before pulling back and taking one of Mariks fries. "That I do."
Marik looked down pouting and halfway glaring at Malik for taking his French fry, after all you never steal another French fry because that's just asking for trouble.
"Bears still lay eggs by the way." Marik smirked.
~~Just don't~~
Me: XD
Night: You just had to do that didn't you?
Me: *nodes while smiling like an idiot*
Cleo,Fluffy,&Twilight: R&R
Jake: You might get more if you do!
