ORIGINAL: 05/02/18
REMASTER: 10/01/18
Reviews
-d. felipe76: I hate to burst your bubble, but I have no plans for Loudcest in this story. Will Lincoln win? Only time will tell.
-qazse: No Loudcest
-Craig: I don't really have plans on using other characters, besides the main ones. Loudcest is fifty/fifty for this fandom, personally I like the fan art, & stories, that come from it.
-Guest: Alright... I never thought about using Loudcest in this story, maybe for comedy, but eh.
-XD: I'm glad you enjoyed that, because I was laughing my arse off writing those bits.
Chapter 2: It Has Hit The Fan (The title will make sense after seeing the ending of this chapter)
"Since, Lori's chicken out. Guess I'll just have to pick who goes next." Lynn Jr said with pride as she eyed the remaining sisters whom have not gone yet, Luna, Luan, & Lucy, all of them gulped noticing the way Lynn was looking at them
"Hold on for one minute, fifth oldest sibling unit." Lisa stood up, "The ground rules set by our oldest sibling unit states that the oldest will chose whom goes. As it stands, Leni is the oldest out of all of us, only in age, not in intelligence mind you." she sat back down, & took a sip from her juice box
Lynn Jr hissed, "Fine." she sat back down with her arms crossed
Luna looked over at Leni, "Yo, sis. You get to pick who goes next."
"Next for what?" Leni asked
Everyone sighed, "Pick either Luan, Lucy, or me."
"Okay." she nodded, "I pick... Luna. Now what?" her head titled
"This is going to take forever!" Lola complained
Luna pinched the bridge of her nose, "You're suppose to ask me, Truth, or dare."
"Oh! I get it now." she smiled happily, "Truth, or um..." "DARE!" Lynn Jr hit the living room table, leaving a imprint behind
"Yeah, that." she nodded
"Dare me, sis." Luna sat down on the living room chair Lori was sitting at before she left
"I know what you can do! I dare you to try on my newest swimsuit!" she was completely overjoyed as she ran upstairs
"Huh. Just trying on a swimsuit. Piece of cake." Luna kicked her feet up on the table
"Sigh. I don't think it'll be as easy as you claim it to be." Lucy stated
"Oh come on, Lucy. How bad can it be?" Lincoln asked as the sound of booming thunder roared in the distance, earning him the 'Really' expression on all of their faces, "What?" he chuckled nervously
Leni came downstairs, "I found it." she held out a thin blue two piece bikini, Luna instantly felt the colour drain from her face, there was no way in hell that will cover her girls she thought
"What's wrong, Luna?" Leni asked sounding concern
"Nothing!" Luna answer sweating nervously
"That's good to hear. I hope you totes love it! I saw Lori like checking it out at the mall, but I didn't get why she liked it so much, so I made my own version to try on, but I used Loris measurements, & my boobs are too big." she groped her breast
Lynn Jr was grinding her teeth in anger over her big breasted older sister, comparing Lenis big breast, to her own flat chest
"I'll do it." Luna walked into theirs parents bedroom to change in the master bathroom
A few minutes pass on by, "Did she fall in, or something?" Lola said annoyed at how long Luna was taking
"Maybe she slipped into a booby trap." Luan chuckled, "Get it?"
Everyone groaned
"I'm coming out." Luna said softly peeking her head out their parents bedroom door, "Bro... can you um... look away." her cheeks were burning red
Lincoln turned around, facing away from his sisters
"You're good, Luna." Luan gave her thumbs up signal
"The show must go on." Luna tried to motivate herself
She stepped out of their parents bedroom, her arms covering her breast, & crotch, her cheeks remaining red. "That look toes good on you, Luna." Leni was smiling admiring her handiwork
"Thanks, sis." Luna said standing behind the sofa, to give her some sort of cover, the top was a bit lose since her bust was just a bit smaller than Loris, but the bottom was tight on her, damn genes she cursed in her head
"You can look now, Linc." Lynn Jr told Lincoln
"You missed Lunas bikini bottom." Luan giggled
"Really, sis?" Luna was annoyed at Luan for making jokes about her wearing this stupid thing
Lynn Jr decided to join in on the teasing, "It's your turn little miss itsy bitsy teenie weenie bikini."
Luna growled at Lynn Jrs remarked, "Lynn. Truth, or dare." "Dare me big butt."
"Why you little..." she had to stop herself from cursing in front of her younger siblings
With a cocky smirk, Lynn Jr pressed another one of Lunas buttons, "Why are you hiding behind the sofa? Fraid your big butt will crush us all?"
"You freakin' munchkin! I dare you to piss yourself!" she stomped in anger, her scowl aimed directly at her younger sister
"Whoa. That's hardcore." Lana said
"There's no way she'll do it." Luna was sure of that
"Sigh." Lucy let out knowing full well how far Lynn will go to win
Suddenly an awful smell had emerged in the living room
"No." Lola went wide eye as she held onto Lana in horror
"She wouldn't." Luan looked shocked
"She would." Lisa stated not at all surprised
"Really!?" Lincoln shouted
Everyone was staring at Lynn Jr standing tall, & proud, as she peed herself, a yellow trail going down her legs
"Ah." she let out a sigh of relief upon emptying her bladder
"Guess she really is number one... huh?" Luan couldn't even joke about this, fearing how far Lynn will go
"I'll be right back." Lynn Jr strolled upstairs with her head held up high
In her absent, the Loud children couldn't even muster up a single word, except for one
"EWWWW!" Lola pinched her noise, "Who's going to clean that up!?" she pointed at the pee strain on the carpet
"NOT IT!" everyone put their finger on their noses, "Siblings, I have the solution." Lisa pulled out a small remote control, she pressed one of the many buttons on said device, & a small robot rolled down the stairs
"What is that?" Leni asked
"This is my-"
"Just clean it up already!" Lola roared
"Science is wasted on all of you." Lisa stated as her miniature robot cleaned up the wet spot
"Whoa." Lincoln looked at the neat little thing, "I'm surprise this thing didn't blow up, or tried to kill us."
"Please. Not everything I build does that." the robot went over to Lisa, "Cleanbot, return urine sample to my room for future study."
"Ewwwww." everyone said hearing that
"Oh please, I've collected everyones stool samples before."
That seemed to put everyone at ease, even though it was still weird
Lynn Jr slide down the railings, & flipped over the couch, "Your champion is here." she gloated sitting back down on her spot next to Lincoln, & looked at Luan, then Lucy, "Who should I pick... Oh I know. Lucy. Truth, or dare."
"Sigh. I pick truth."
"Lame." Lynn Jr scoffed, "Is it true you bit Lincoln in his sleep?"
"WHAT!?" Lincoln yelled
"Sigh." Lucy lowered her head, "It's true." she admitted, "I was pretending to be a vampire..." she looked away from her siblings
"Why did you bite me though?" Lincoln wanted to know why him
"You would make a better slave than them." she answered
Lynn Jr chuckled, "Hear that, Lincoln? You can be Lucys slave. Have Leni make you that Princess Leia slave outfit."
"Guess I'm last." Luan said looking at Lucy, "I'll just pick truth. Give it to me, Lucy."
It took Lucy a good few seconds to recompose herself after having one of her most embarrassing moments revealed, "Sigh. Luan..." she looked up at her older sister, she was smiling at her, "Go ahead, Lucy." "Why were you making out with your dummy?"
"No way!" Lynn Jr had a wide grin on her face, as she, & the twins, all broke into laughter
"Fine! I practice kissing with Mr. Coconut sometimes! Who here hasn't practice kissing when they think they're alone!?" she was trying to defend herself, but that only made the three sisters laugh harder
Luna saw how upset Luan looked, "Hey! Leave her alone!" she stepped out from behind the sofa, only to remember she was wearing Lenis bikini, she quickly covered herself, & saw Lincoln staring at her, his face looked like he was sunburn, as he fainted blood pouring out his nose.
"Way to pull a Clyde there, Lame-O." Lynn Jr rolled her eyes
"Sorry, bro." Luna said completely embarrassed
Lynn Jr was glaring at Luna, she was jealous that her older sisters were better at her when it comes to sex, Leni was basically a walking goddess, Lori actually has a boyfriend, & lost her virginity, Luna with her fat ass, & girlfriend, & Luan, once she loses her braces, there's going to be an army of boys chasing after her. It wasn't fair, for fucks sake, Lincoln had a girlfriend, or whatever Ronnie Anne was to him. And she hasn't even had one boyfriend yet.
While Lynn Jr was deep in her thoughts, her sisters were dealing with something else, "I suggest we take a short break to care for our brother unit. Leni, can you please carry Lincoln to the bathroom." Lisa walked ahead, with Leni carrying Lincoln up the stairs
"I can use another drink." Lana reached for a can on the table, even though it was open, she chugged the entire can in one go, "Gross." Lola commented seeing her twin sister drinking out of Lincolns soda can
"What?" Lana asked letting out a burp
"Lincoln was drinking from that." Lola informed her twin, "It has his germs on it."
"So what? He wasn't going to finish it." Lana replied
"Awww. Lana just had her first indirect kiss." Luan teased her younger sister, "My what?" Lana scratched her armpit, "Lincolns lips were on that can, & you put your lips on it." Luan was going to explain it, but thank god someone was there to stop it
"Sis, just stop." Luna told Luan to do so
"I don't get it?" Lana asked, "She's basically saying you kissed Lincoln." Lola rolled her eyes
"Meh." Lana just shrugs, "I kiss Hops all the time. No big deal." Lola gagged feeling like she's going to throw up
Luan open her mouth, "Don't even think about making some stupid incest joke, sis." Luna scowled at Luan, whom closed her mouth
"What's incest?" Lana asked
"Sigh." Lucy shook her head
"I leave you all unattended for a few minutes, & this is what I come back to?" Lisa looked at each of her siblings in the living room
"Lincoln! Leni! Hurry up! I should've won five minutes ago!" Lynn Jr yelled for her two siblings
Leni walked downstairs, Lincoln behind her with tissues in his nostrils
Lynn Jr chuckled, "Nice look there, bro." she jabbed his shoulder, making him flinch, "Two for flinching!" she hit his shoulder two more times
Once everyone was seated again, the game could begin again
"Leni, get going. Pick someone already." Lola told her older sister
"Oh. Ok." she smiled, "Linky."
"Damn it." Lincoln said to himself
"Truth or-"
"DARE!" everyone shouted
"I don't want a repeat of last time... so dare."
"I dare you to put on that cute little orange swimsuit I made for you last summer! I want to know if it still fits you, or if I should make you a newer one."
Lincoln groaned, was this even worth it, he thought to himself
"Give me a minute." he walked upstairs dreading this game
"Huh..." Luna was trying to remember last summer, why did that swimsuit Leni made sound familiar to her... oh shit. Lunas eyes widen now remembering fully, "Sis you really dared, Linc to wear that now? Don't you remember how embarrassed he was at the beach?"
Leni had no idea what Luna was talking about
"Oh God I remember!" Lynn Jr laughed, "He looked like a massive dork!"
"Um.. Leni!" Lincoln shouted from upstairs, "I don't think this fits well."
"I thought it would. You haven't gotten much taller."
Lisa sighed, "I don't think he's talking about his height."
"Oh... Linky you haven't gotten fatter either. I think you've lost weight actually."
"Bro, just find something to cover your junk with." Luna shouted to Lincoln
"Yeah! Cause the sofa is in use!" Luan giggled
Lincoln walked down the stairs with a comic book over his crotch, "Ha ha ha! Hey, Linc. I didn't know comics were hardcovers. Get it!" she wiped the tears from her eyes in her laughing fit
"Luan!" Lincoln yelled red in the face
"Chill. It's not like we all haven't seen it already." Lynn Jr remarked, "Remember who use to chase your naked ass down when you were little?"
"He did that?" Lana asked, "You all did." Luna spoke, "Each, & every one of you didn't like to wear a diaper. If it wasn't Mum, or Pops, chasing after you, it was one of us."
"Remember when Lucy vanished from her highchair, & all that was left was her diaper?" Lynn Jr asked Luna, "Oh yeah. Dad totally freaked out." the older sisters were sharing a laugh looking back when they were younger
"Hey, Luan." Lincoln finally spoke up
"Huh?" "Truth, or dare." "Hmm... dare me." "I dare you to wear a pair of Dads dirty underwear."
"It's not so bad, I did that yesterday." Lana said
"Gross! Gross! Gross!" Lola shook her head feeling more disgusted by her twin sister
"Fine." Luan walked over to their parents room, & emerged shortly after, "Did you do it?" Lucy asked, "Well... do you see London, or France?" Luan lifted her skirt flashing their fathers dirty underwear at all of them
"Man, that's a good one, Linc." Lynn Jr complimented her younger brother
"Like that is totes gross." Leni looked away
"So disgusting!" Lola added
"Lola. Truth, or dare?" Luan sat back down on the sofa, "True. There's no way I'm going to let you losers give me a dare."
"Is it true you had an accident last night?"
"WHAT!?" Lola roared at Luan
"It's true." Lana told them
"A princess never poops herself!" Lola shouted
"Nobody said poop though." Lucy stated
"Nothing happen!" Lola screamed
"She cried to Dad to help her in the bathroom." Lana revealed the most embarrassing part of last night
"Lana!" Lola launched herself at Lana, the twins punching, & smacking, each other in a small dust cloud brawl
"Break it up!" Lincoln shouted from his spot, too shy to move around in his small speedo
His plea fell on deaf ears, the twins face to face, a fight about to break out between the two, "Truth, or dare, Lana!?" Lola growled, "Dare me shit stain!", her siblings gasped hearing Lana drop the 'S' word, but didn't have time to talk about it cause of Lola, "I dare you to shit yourself!" she pushed her twin sister away from her
Lana grunted, all of her siblings went wide eye watching Lana literally shitting herself
"Ah. There! In your face"! Lana shouted victoriously
While everyone was gagging for air, Lori had stomped downstairs, "What the fuck is going on!?" she yelled as the smell of shit filled the house
"Who shit themselves!?" she roared with a fiery anger
Shit has hit the fan, I repeat, shit has indeed hit the fan
Anyway if you have a suggestion for Truths, or Dares, please leave them in your review, or PM me, but be warned I don't always remember to look at my PMs.
I'm sorry this is a tad bit late, I wanted to release this a few days ago, but I fucked up my right hand, it still hurts, but I was almost done with this chapter, so I just pushed through.
Hope you enjoyed it. See you all later.
