*Time skip: 3 days

Pein had dropped by early to observe the progress of his amusement and quite frankly…it worked beautifully as far as he could tell.

At the moment he was sitting with a giddy grin at the head of the table as he finally got the men to discuss their toys.

"Itachi, you may begin."

The raven merely murmured, "Fumiko is a fine girl, surprisingly talkative, and has a passion for books. I'm enjoying her company." His toy was a brunette with long hair up in a high ponytail with chocolate colored orbs.

Pein's grin grew wider and nodded in approval, "Deidara?"

The blonde chuckled with glee, "I couldn't have picked anyone better than Miaka. She understands what art truly is un." The artisan's toy had bright red, wavy shoulder length hair and green eyes.

Hidan grinned evilly, "You must have a fucking thing for red head's blondie." "What's that supposed to mean un?" "The puppet won't let you into his pants so you found a fucking substitute."

The blonde snapped, "Shut the hell up Hidan! I do not have a thing for Danna you freak un!" The jashinist laughed, "Your outburst just fucking proves it all the more."

The leader growled menacingly, "Enough you two. Now drop it!" Both men stopped from hitting each other, if barely, and then sat back down with brooding scowls.

Pein sighed and glanced at the shark, "Kisame?" The swordsman grinned, "She's interesting if anything; Hitomi is rather a pistol." The tallest woman of the captives: with long, curly black hair and blue eyes.


"Delightful. Sasori?"

The puppet murmured, "Ayame is quiet, which I prefer, and truly understands my ideals." His toy was shorter than him by a hair with neat aqua green hair put up in a cute bun, while also having golden eyes.

Pein nodded and looked at Zetsu, who merely smirked. "Akimi is a delightful and delectable companion." "Very tasty indeed." Seeing the horrified expressions from the group he clarified, "I'm talking about her skin and nothing more."

Mango colored hair that just reached past her ears in a slight curl and delicious grape colored orbs. The bipolar man moaned softly at the mere thought of her covered in fruit.

Pein tried not to laugh at the lustful look Zetsu had and turned to the next man, "Excellent. Kakuzu?" The miser was blunt, "I'm content." Deidara leaned over, "That's all you're going to say un?" "Yes."

Kisame growled, "Can you at least tell us her name?" The stitched man sighed, "Kiyomi."

His new pet with her short messy purple hair and fuchsia pink eyes: there was no need to say anything more, she belonged to him and it wasn't their business what he thought of her.

No one pushed for anymore answers out of him so it was left at that.

The leader was delighted that everyone was far more cheerful than before, that proved his scheme was working perfectly….until it was the priest's turn. "Hidan?"

The man snorted and crossed his arms in a huff, "I want to fucking trade. All the bitch does is cry!"

The all stared at him and yet were not surprised at all with his response. The priest's sex toy had blonde hair in a loose braid draped over one shoulder with jade colored eyes; her name being Yuki.


Pein scowled, "Did you rape her?" "NO! I just TRIED to have sex; then said fuck it and kicked her out of bed." Itachi sighed, "You obviously don't have ways with women." "That's an understatement un."

"Leave me the fuck alone and shut the fuck up all of you!"

The leader rubbed his temples and asked the question he had been dying to know, "Aside from Hidan's lack of seduction skills, who has taken their toy to bed?"

Sasori cocked a brow, "That's a private matter Pein." Kisame agreed, "Why do you even want to know?"

The pierced man chuckled, "That's mainly the reason why I got you each a toy. I don't need to know details just the facts. Those who have had sex with their toy raise your hand….except Hidan."

"AGH FUCK OFF!"

Zetsu, Kisame, Deidara, and surprisingly Itachi and Sasori all raised their hands. Hidan was appalled, "Are you fucking serious?"

The blonde gave him a broad grin, "Yes, we have ways with woman unlike you Hidan un."

"I don't fucking believe it, especially the fish and puppet!" Kisame growled, "Shows what you know."

Sasori glared, "Just because I'm a puppet doesn't mean I don't have the knowledge on how to seduce a woman."


Itachi smirked, "Maybe we can help you Hidan." "I don't need fucking help!" Sasori chuckled evilly, "Is that so? Then you don't desire for your toy to obey you."

The amethyst orbs lit up. "Don't you want her to come to you for sex un?" The priest nodded slightly with a mutter. The raven murmured, "Through our teachings she'll desire you with her very being."

Pein almost lost it with Hidan's expression: he looked like he was about to have an orgasm right on the spot. "Alright let's get this fucking lecture under way, tell me everything!"

The leader sighed, "Meeting dismissed."

Before he left the room right behind the miser and Zetsu he just had to ask. "Kakuzu? I'm curious to why you haven't taken your toy to bed yet?"

"She's my pet, not toy." The leader was intrigued with the reference; so the miser had a soft spot after all. "I see, but please enlighten me." Kakuzu grunted, "I'm contemplating."

Pein left it at that with a chuckle, "Makes sense, you can go now." "Pein may I ask you something?" "What is it Zetsu?"

"Why didn't you get a toy for Tobi? He'll be back today from his solo mission."

The leader sighed, "He doesn't need one and you know him, he'll probably make the girl do ridiculous things around here. Plus, I doubt he gets sexually active anyway so I didn't see the point."

Zetsu frowned, "He's not going to be pleased with the news once he finds out." "I'm not worried." "Oh you will be, trust me."


*The miser returned to his room to finish going over the accounts and felt a twitch in his groin once he saw his pet sprawled out on the bed.

Kiyomi was taking a nap in nothing but a tank, the blankets having fallen off her slender figure and revealing the lacy underwear, just barely covering her plush and round behind.

Growling under his breath he quietly went over, hesitantly reaching out to feel the soft looking skin but withdrew at the last second.

Instead, he replaced the sheet over her lower half and went over to his desk. Perfect, now the tightness in his pants just got worse.

It's like he just teased himself for no damn reason.


*The artisan was giddy from the session with Hidan, actually hoping it will work out for him instead of backfiring. The blonde had to admit the priest was a sexy guy and could have any woman he wanted, but that never happens because of his repulsive demeanor.

Maybe their talk with him will pay off, well, only one way to find out when he tries it. Going in to his room he called his toy, "Oh Miaka~ where are you un?"

The girl glanced up from her sketchbook, "I'm right here Danna." He waltzed over and took a look. He had to admit she was talented, the drawing was so realistic but nothing fully compared to his own art.

"It's lovely. What possessed you to draw an ocean theme un?" She held it up thoughtfully, "I've only been there once and wish I could get the chance to go again."

Gently taking the sketchbook away he murmured into her ear, "Maybe you will Miaka-kun, but right now let's focus on a bed theme." She turned pink and fiddled with her hands, "Are you posing or am I?"

The blonde chuckled and nipped her ear, "I am, but will you be able to handle it un?"

TBC: