Hello guys! Yes,this is the second update in a week but we couldn't care less. The season four premier finally aired last night and to be honest,it was a leetle underwhelming. I guess it's because the characters we've known and loved have pretty much dissapeared. I did like Blaine's performance of 'It's time' and the ending was rather sweet. And is it me,or was the whole picking on Marley's mum thing actually quite uncomfortable. I know it's fiction and all,but they reached uncomfortable levels on that. Peace Out! TG101 :-D x
Melissa sighed as she flopped onto the old couch she found at the flea market when she first moved in. She had come back from the drug store with a pregnancy test, unsure whether she was or not.
It had been two months since Blaine and Kurt had attempted IVF and even though the doctor said it may not work, she was willing to try. Grabbing the half eaten bag of Cheetos, she frowned slightly as she noticed several other packets already in the trash.
Dismissing the idea she went over the landing and knocked on the door, causing Ginnie to bark a couple of times.
Moments later, Kurt's face poked round, breaking out into a smile. "Hey cutie patootie!" she squealed, giving him a tight hug "How's Blainey?"
"Clingy." Kurt laughed, allowing her in "Very clingy. And the pain meds don't help much. They make him clingy and high. He's been singing Les Mis songs since he was administered the damn things. At the moment,it's Lovely Ladies."
"...long time,shor' time...any time my dear...costs a l'il ex'ra if...if you wanna take all year..."Blaine slurred,making Kurt roll his eyes.
"Has he got onto Master of the House yet?" Melissa mused,following her cousin in law through to the bedroom.
"Not yet. It appears he's doing it in order." he added dryly,sitting on the bed,giving Blaine a kiss. "Hey gorgeous,any better?"
"Kur'? Why...where's Fantine?" Blaine mumbled, blinking slowly.
"Oh bless! He's so doped up he doesn't know what he's saying!" she cooed,lying down next to her cousin. "Don't you my little Ferdinand?"
"I...no Fer'nand" he insisted, smiling lopsidedly "Ma new ti'le Mons'or Tenarday."
"He's been saying that all day. When he first woke up from the operation,he claimed he was Mrs Nesbitt." Kurt explained to a highly amused Melissa.
"What happened,anyway?" Melissa asked, stroking Ginnie,who grunted in pleasure.
"Woke up four nights ago with a pain on his right side, couldn't stop throwing up so I took him in and turned out it was appendicitis. I didn't want to tell you because you'd panic and..."
"Fuck yeah I'd panic! I don't know what I'd do without my gaysties!"
"I know but since you're potentially pregnant, with our baby might I add,we didn't want to risk it." Kurt apologised with a slight shrug.
"Kurt honey, I was more worried at the fact that I had no fuckin' clue where you were. If you at least had half the brain capacity to tell me,then at least I'd have known where you were. You could have informed me you locked yourself in the city morgue and I'd be cool. Just let me know next time,yeah?" Melissa asked, squeezing Kurt's hand.
"Okay" Kurt smiled "What were you over here for anyway?"
Melissa broke out into a wide smile, holding up the pregnancy test "I've just been to the drug store." she laughed as Kurt gasped, clapping his hands in a Rachel-esque way.
"Well?"
"Don't know yet. I wanted to share the moment with you guys so I thought I'd come over here. Mind if I...?"
"Nope. Be my guest."
"Now what?" Kurt asked, as she came out of the bathroom five minutes later "Do we just wait or..."
"Yeah that's it, pee in a cup and wait 10 minutes."
"...pu' i' in a mincer an' pre'end i's beef..." Blaine's increasingly slurring voice sang from his spot in the bedroom.
Kurt sighed, shaking his head "Do you want anything to eat?" he asked Melissa who nodded.
"Yeah, can I have a cheeto and ham sandwich?" she said, turning back to the living room, Ginnie hot on her heels "D'you mind if I watch Alice in Wonderland?"
"Not at all,as long as you don't mind the old one." he called back,his head in the fridge.
"You kidding? I practically grew up on the old one! The old one and the book is the entire reason my real name is Alice."
"Your real name is Alice?" Kurt said as he walked in, sounding surprised "I always assumed it was Melissa."
"Kurt, one must never assume, you make an ass out of you and me that way. Yeah, my real name's Alice but my middle name's Melissa. When I was younger,I absolutely hated it and demanded that I be called Melissa and the name's stuck ever since."
"Makes sense. Okay m'lady, here's your ham and Cheetos sandwich." he chuckled,pretending to bow down low.
"Thank you Jeeves, you may return to your duties." Melissa smirked,playing along.
10 minutes later, Melissa had finished her sandwich and was now engrossed with Alice in Wonderland.
"Um Melissa?" Kurt said, shoving her lightly "I don't want to be a nuisance but...the pregnancy test?"
"Oh right! Erm...be right back!"
Kurt shook his head and smirked as he shuffled over to the bedroom to see how Blaine was doing.
"Melli's looking at the pregnancy test..." he said in a soft sing song voice,leaning against the doorframe.
"Well?"
Kurt was about to respond when he was cut off by an excited scream emitting from the bathroom.
"I think we've just found out."
