Chapter Two Exploring the sin city


"The airplane will be landing in Las Vegas in 15 minutes, please buckle your seatbelts…"

Kurt yawned and looked at Rachel, who was peacefully sleeping on Kurt's shoulder.

Although Rachel tells Kurt she's too busy to be in a relationship, Kurt still notices the small sad smile on her face right now, and realizes truly how lonely Rachel is. Kurt also noticed a little drool hanging from Rachel's slightly opened mouth and frowned, she was not going to get drool on his fantastic new Gucci shirt he bought especially for this Las Vegas trip.

Kurt gently nudged Rachel, " Leave me alone." Rachel mumbled, Kurt laughed, " If I let you alone, you would end up in a plane going back to New York." Rachel's eyes flew open; she looked around and glared at Kurt. " Well I wasn't going to wait until you slept for 5 hours and than go to Vegas!" Rachel rolled her eyes. Waiting for the uncomfortable part of landing.

" Look momma! Look! Palm trees!" A little girl shouted in the luggage-pick up center.

The weather was hot, REALLY hot. Hot enough for a modest girl like Rachel to take off her cardigan, showing off her bare shoulders in a smugly fitting black tank top, earning a few stares from guys around.

"I wish I was treated like this in high school." Rachel sighed as she put on her shades.

"You would have been if you weren't wearing those ridiculous sweaters and knee socks." Rachel moaned in embarrassment as they got into there newly rented BMW.

Big tall palm trees sped past in a blur, the blue sky made the sun look more like a burning red fire ball. The wind was blowing in Rachel's hair.

" Weren't we supposed to be catching up on the airplane?" Kurt asked.

Rachel laughed, " Sure Kurt, how's life?"

Kurt rolled his eyes, " And if my gossip is accurate, you don't have a boyfriend yet?" Rachel bit her lip, " I'm too busy."

"We all know that's a lie honey, but nice try." Rachel sticked her tonugher out, " None of you business." So that was the end of this topic. At least for this car ride.

They drove into the Caesars Palace, even indoors, Palm Trees were everywhere; it was like a tropical forest, mist was hanging like clouds around the water fall, with beautiful white marble statues circling a fountain, the goddess of victory standing tall and proud in the middle, the sound of water splashing, the light music playing in the back round, and the soft laughter hanging around the air, Caesars Palace was truly heaven on earth.

Their president-suit was even better, with a bathtub big enough to be a swimming pool, a closet big enough to fit in Rachel's bedroom, and a plasma TV to make Finn have a heart attack.

No wonder they say lima-loser.

"Oomph!" Rachel fell into the satin soft king-sized bed. "Paradise…" Rachel mumbled into the bed.

"Oh my god, look at this view!" Kurt exhaled. Rachel lifts her head, "Whoa!" Yellow sand curved around Las Vegas, people moving around, palm trees swaying in the breeze. Rachel lowered her head into the pillows again, just as she was about to dose back to sleep, Kurt slapped her butt.

" Hey!"

"We are not going to spend our holiday in the bedroom sleeping." Kurt was standing in front of Rachel with his arms on his hips.

"HBIC much?" Rachel mumbled, Kurt giggled, " Get up, I have a full schedule for today, and we are already running late."

Rachel sighed and got off the bed, waiting for this wild day to begin.

*15 minutes later*

Kurt and Rachel were both sitting in the car under the sun, the only problem was, they weren't moving.

'Hurry up, Kurt! What's taking so long?You know that time is very important, time equals money, said a very important...' Rachel wined and started to ramble.

Kurt tilted the map to the right, 'AH-HA! Heres where we are, and heres our destination!' Kurt started the engines, 'Finally.' Rachel mumbled, Kurt rolled his eyes.

'Right now, we are heading off to Green Valley Ranch. The biggest mall in Vegas, and everyone knows the Vegas has the naughtiest shopping in the world.' Kurt gave a flirtatious wink.

After a non-stop marathon of shopping, lots of shopping bags, and painful feet, Kurt and Rachel some how managed to step foot on every surface in the mall.

" What's next?" Rachel exhaled as she plopped down on one of the many benches in the mall.

"What time is it?" Kurt asked with groan.

" Um... let me check. Fifteen minutes past six."

Kurt's eyes flew open, "Shit!"

" What's wrong?"

"I booked a reservation to the Shadow Restaurant at six thirty."

"Fuck!" Rachel exhaled as they hustled to the restaurant.

"Wholy Fucking Mother Crapping SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT"

Kurt yelled a string of swear words as he flung himself inside the restaurant, with Rachel panting along side with him.

"..., thank you!"

"Excuse me sir, I'm afraid you will have to repeat that again, slowly." The waitress starred at Kurt like he was some kind of pink puppy that fell out the sky with jellybeans in his mouth.

"Hi, we booked a table for two under the name, kurt Hummel." Kurt inhaled, " Thank you!"

The waitress shook her head, and flipped through her little booklet, "Pleases follow me, sir."


Once they were comfortably seated in a little corner in the restaurant, and back in breathe, they started to order alot of food, to make up for the workout in the mall, and the lack of food on the airplane.

'Yes, I would like to get the banana split with two slices of chocolate cake.'

'No, I'm pretty sure I can finish it.' Rachel exhaled through her nose, 'It's like they don't have ears or brains, Kurt, why in the world did you bring us to this restaurant?'

Kurt was watching Rachel with bemused eyes, ' First, I would like to state that maybe, they never saw a skinny girl like you eat like an elephant, and second, I choose this restaurant because it is one of the best restaurants in the world, not only do they provide exquisite food, they also have the most exotic and pretty dancers in the world here.'

'But why did you bring us here, we both would rather look at hot guys than girls!'

'It's still a sight worth seeing.' Rachel rolled her eyes, 'Think of it this way, you came here to enjoy the food, it's still worth it you know.'

And it definitely was worth it, this restaurant had the best food rachel has ever come across, even after touring around the US in her 'Chicago' months.

After stuffing themselves until they are about to puke, they are finally done.

'Oh god, I can't eat another piece, not even one!' Groaned Rachel.

Kurt moaned as he pat his new 'food baby', 'I can't even stuff another crumb, and I think my shirt is about to pop open.'

'It's a cardigan.' Rachel pointed out.

'Exactly.'

Rachel sighed, 'So when is this slut show starting?'

Kurt burped, and said, ' Approximately, eight o'clock sharp.'

Just as Rachel was about to check her watch, the lights dimmed down and dramatic drums start rumbling.

The guys start hooting, even Kurt gave a shout.

'And now, what you all have been waiting for, the most beautiful, sexy woman around the world are here to greet you and please you. Presenting-The Bluebell Ladies!'

Loud music pumped through the room, Women, hot young girls, with huge boobs, small bikinis and huge shimmering head pieces glided gracefully on to the dance floor and started dancing along to the tropical music. They swayed there body to the african drums, some of them bending there bodies in impossible ways, some of them twisting, sliding, grinding and also hanging in mid-air with there legs wrapped tightly around the pole. And somehow moving along with the music.

Half way through the song, Kurt figured out if you squinted your eyes, the whole stage was just blurs of long limbs, big boobs and shimmering clothe. Rachel laughed and tried it too, but before she could figure out a new way to look at the show, the song ended.

Everybody clapped and cheered, even Rachel was having a good time, surveying their interesting head pieces, and comparing it to the costumes in Chicago.

After another routine of tropical exotic dancing, the loud voice boomed thought the speakers, "And now presenting the one, the ONLY, Dianna Christal!"

Britney Spears 'Outrageous' started playing as the curtains slid open. A blond, slim girl wearing a gold shimmering one piece bikini was standing on a single tall balcony, a long shimmering draped under her like she was a angel throwing stars down. A very hot angel. With exotic girls around poles, twirling around, showing off their long limbs and big boobs. But not one girl could compete with the girl in the shimmering gold bikini with the dramatic blond curls. Her rough, sexy voice ringed though the restaurant, guys were literally humping the chairs, even Rachel was thinking about her in sexual ways. Her long limbs wrapped around me, helping on my hand while her boobs and her blond curls bounce along, sweat gliding-

'Hey, Rach, doesn't that sound like-' Just as Kurt was going to ask Rachel, the camera pulled close to the blond girl's face.

Even under the heavy makeup, and the fake gold feathery lashes and glimmer, they could still recognize the exotic singer who rachel was lusting over a minute ago.

It was Quinn Fabrey.


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