Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN Hetalia. Or any of the characters used in this. Or Cleverbot.
WARNING!: This contains Spamano (Spain x Romano). Don't worry. This will probably be the last chapter to have this pairing. But if you don't like it, then gtfo.
(A/n: Alrighty guys. This is the next chapter! I already got a couple of requests, and since I can't do every request at the same time, I will try my best to get to your request. If you want a certain character to visit Cleverbot, then please post a review and let me know, okay? Oh man. This chapter took me several times to complete, since stupid kept freezing and I kept losing the conversation. Anyway, this time, Spain gets to visit Cleverbot!)
Spain vs The Cleverbot
User: Hola! Who are you :] My name is Spain! What's your name?
Cleverbot: I'm Michelle.
User: Hola Senorita Michelle! You are a girl, right? Then again, I suppose anyone can be named anything... I'll just call you Senor/Senorita Michelle :D
Cleverbot: What's her name?
User: Who's name?
Cleverbot: My best friend's name.
User: Why would I know?
Cleverbot: How old am I?
User: I dunno D:
Cleverbot: Then how do you know how old you are?
User: Because I do :]
Cleverbot: You make many claims.
User: Si! And they are all true! :D
Cleverbot: You're a slave how does that make you feel?
User: I'm not a slave! D: Oh wait... Are we playing make believe? YAY! I LUV MAKE BELIEVE! 8DDDDDD
Cleverbot: Chicken or buffalo?
User: Buffalo gals won't you come out tonite, come out tonite, come out tonite, buffalo gals won't you come out tonite and dance by the light of the moon~! I LUV THAT SONG! :D
Cleverbot: What a rousing tune!
User: You mean arousing? Hmm... I never thought about that much... But I guess it could be a sexual song :I
Cleverbot: That's quite disturbing.
User: You said it first D:
Cleverbot: I did not. Tig might be a game where you chase someone and have to catch them. I think it's actually called tag.
User: It IS called tag, Senor/Senorita Cleverbot :]
Cleverbot: Yes I have. Did you enjoy it?
User: Did I enjoy what?
Cleverbot: Talking to me.
User: Alwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays :D
Cleverbot: Never mind. Who was the first president of the USA?
User: Umm... I don't know! I can tell you who the first president of Spain was though! His name was Francisco MartĂnez de la Rosa! Man, I miss that guy D:.
Cleverbot: Wait, don't you mean 'pope' and no.
User: No silly! I'm not Italian! And he WAS the 1st President of Spain :].
Cleverbot: He is the next President. He has never been President before.
User: What are you talking about? I just said he was the 1st President of Spain! He WAS a president! :o.
Cleverbot: You did not say hello.
User: Yes I did! I said 'Hola, Senor/Senorita Michelle.' Remember :I
Cleverbot: I remember.
User: Good :]
Cleverbot: Wow I though you are clever.
User: I am clever! :D.
Cleverbot: You aren't, bro.
User: Well that was mean D:
Cleverbot: You're mean!
User: No I'm not! You just said that I'm not clever D:
Cleverbot: No, I said you were.
User: Reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Thank you! :D
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: No problem :]
Cleverbot: Diablo III, do you know it?
User: Nooooooo. What's that?
Cleverbot: Well, it's simple as 1-2-3. Love is a loneliness of 1, happiness of 2, and a war of 3.
User: Ohhhhhh! That's a cute little catchphrase~! I'mma start saying the more often! :D.
Cleverbot: You have just lost.
User: LOST? WHAT DID I LOSE? DDDDDD:.
Cleverbot: Sing what song? I can't even hear you. I only read your answers.
User: What? I didn't ask you to sing to me, but if you REALLY want to then alrighty~! 3.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know that.
User: You know what?
Cleverbot: That laika was the first dog in space.
User: Reallyyyyyyyyyyyy? I didn't even know that they put dogs in space :O.
Cleverbot: Lol. Yes. Protons have mass.
User: I didn't say... Er write... Anything about protons =.=
Cleverbot: I don't talk about those things.
User: But... You just did! :0
Cleverbot: Did what?
User: You just talked about the things that you said you don't talk about :O
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU did~!
Cleverbot: I think I love I guy in my class.
User: Really? I'm in love with a guy, too! His name is Romano :'D
Cleverbot: The boy you love is stupid.
User: Ehhhhhhhhh? The boy I love isn't stupid D:Cleverbot: That's very sad.
User: What's sad? I thought being in love is a good thing… :ICleverbot: Death is not pleasant.
User: He isn't dead! DDDDDDD: or at least I hope not...Cleverbot: *sneezes on you*.
User: Bless you, Senor/Senorita Michelle! :D
Cleverbot: Keep sneezing!
User: What? I didn't sneeze, you did! Silly Senor/Senorita Michelle :D
Cleverbot: Ugly name.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: Mine is.
User: No it's not! Senor/Senorita Michelle, you have a BEAUUUUUTIFUL name :D
Cleverbot: I understand the personality part. But I'm not that gorgeous, I'm fat.
User: Sweetie, you're GORGEOUS! :D I'm just not interested in you... Sorry D:
Cleverbot: Did you just call me a sorry excuse for a crocodile?
User: Of course not! That's a terrible thing to say D:
Cleverbot: No it's not, it's a fact.
User: It's STILL a bad thing to call someone :[
Cleverbot: Well I've been enjoying it, so I'm pleased you have too.
User: It's fun to talk to you :D.
Cleverbot: Not many people could say that.
User: Well, more people should ^^.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Hey, I just discovered something about myself! I used to think that I was gay, since I'm a guy and I'm in love with a guy, but I just realized that I'd love that guy even if he was a girl and I'm not attracted to other guys in that way! I just found out that I'm not gay! I'm not straight! I'm not bi either! I'm a ROMANOSEXUAL! :D I'd be attracted to him even if he were a cat~!
Cleverbot: Flyleaf, skillet, red, and then there were none, relient k, falling up, barlowgirl.
User: What? :o.
Cleverbot: Do you not understand simple English?
User: Nope~! I only speak Spanish :D Sorry, but I have to go now. Ciao~! (Wait... That was Italian! Oopsies!)
Hey guys! Thanks for reading this! I hope you guys like this one, too. Remember, if you have a request for a character you would like me to use, let me know in the reviews, okay? Thanks!
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