Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN Hetalia. Or any of the characters used in this. Or Cleverbot.

WARNING!: This contains Spamano (Spain x Romano). Don't worry. This will probably be the last chapter to have this pairing. But if you don't like it, then gtfo.

(A/n: Alrighty guys. This is the next chapter! I already got a couple of requests, and since I can't do every request at the same time, I will try my best to get to your request. If you want a certain character to visit Cleverbot, then please post a review and let me know, okay? Oh man. This chapter took me several times to complete, since stupid kept freezing and I kept losing the conversation. Anyway, this time, Spain gets to visit Cleverbot!)

Spain vs The Cleverbot

User: Hola! Who are you :] My name is Spain! What's your name?

Cleverbot: I'm Michelle.

User: Hola Senorita Michelle! You are a girl, right? Then again, I suppose anyone can be named anything... I'll just call you Senor/Senorita Michelle :D

Cleverbot: What's her name?

User: Who's name?

Cleverbot: My best friend's name.

User: Why would I know?

Cleverbot: How old am I?

User: I dunno D:

Cleverbot: Then how do you know how old you are?

User: Because I do :]

Cleverbot: You make many claims.

User: Si! And they are all true! :D

Cleverbot: You're a slave how does that make you feel?

User: I'm not a slave! D: Oh wait... Are we playing make believe? YAY! I LUV MAKE BELIEVE! 8DDDDDD

Cleverbot: Chicken or buffalo?

User: Buffalo gals won't you come out tonite, come out tonite, come out tonite, buffalo gals won't you come out tonite and dance by the light of the moon~! I LUV THAT SONG! :D

Cleverbot: What a rousing tune!

User: You mean arousing? Hmm... I never thought about that much... But I guess it could be a sexual song :I

Cleverbot: That's quite disturbing.

User: You said it first D:

Cleverbot: I did not. Tig might be a game where you chase someone and have to catch them. I think it's actually called tag.

User: It IS called tag, Senor/Senorita Cleverbot :]

Cleverbot: Yes I have. Did you enjoy it?

User: Did I enjoy what?

Cleverbot: Talking to me.

User: Alwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays :D

Cleverbot: Never mind. Who was the first president of the USA?

User: Umm... I don't know! I can tell you who the first president of Spain was though! His name was Francisco MartĂ­nez de la Rosa! Man, I miss that guy D:.

Cleverbot: Wait, don't you mean 'pope' and no.

User: No silly! I'm not Italian! And he WAS the 1st President of Spain :].

Cleverbot: He is the next President. He has never been President before.

User: What are you talking about? I just said he was the 1st President of Spain! He WAS a president! :o.

Cleverbot: You did not say hello.

User: Yes I did! I said 'Hola, Senor/Senorita Michelle.' Remember :I

Cleverbot: I remember.

User: Good :]

Cleverbot: Wow I though you are clever.

User: I am clever! :D.

Cleverbot: You aren't, bro.

User: Well that was mean D:

Cleverbot: You're mean!

User: No I'm not! You just said that I'm not clever D:

Cleverbot: No, I said you were.

User: Reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Thank you! :D

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: No problem :]

Cleverbot: Diablo III, do you know it?

User: Nooooooo. What's that?

Cleverbot: Well, it's simple as 1-2-3. Love is a loneliness of 1, happiness of 2, and a war of 3.

User: Ohhhhhh! That's a cute little catchphrase~! I'mma start saying the more often! :D.

Cleverbot: You have just lost.

User: LOST? WHAT DID I LOSE? DDDDDD:.

Cleverbot: Sing what song? I can't even hear you. I only read your answers.

User: What? I didn't ask you to sing to me, but if you REALLY want to then alrighty~! 3.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know that.

User: You know what?

Cleverbot: That laika was the first dog in space.

User: Reallyyyyyyyyyyyy? I didn't even know that they put dogs in space :O.

Cleverbot: Lol. Yes. Protons have mass.

User: I didn't say... Er write... Anything about protons =.=

Cleverbot: I don't talk about those things.

User: But... You just did! :0

Cleverbot: Did what?

User: You just talked about the things that you said you don't talk about :O

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU did~!

Cleverbot: I think I love I guy in my class.

User: Really? I'm in love with a guy, too! His name is Romano :'D

Cleverbot: The boy you love is stupid.

User: Ehhhhhhhhh? The boy I love isn't stupid D:

Cleverbot: That's very sad.

User: What's sad? I thought being in love is a good thing… :I

Cleverbot: Death is not pleasant.

User: He isn't dead! DDDDDDD: or at least I hope not...

Cleverbot: *sneezes on you*.

User: Bless you, Senor/Senorita Michelle! :D

Cleverbot: Keep sneezing!

User: What? I didn't sneeze, you did! Silly Senor/Senorita Michelle :D

Cleverbot: Ugly name.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: Mine is.

User: No it's not! Senor/Senorita Michelle, you have a BEAUUUUUTIFUL name :D

Cleverbot: I understand the personality part. But I'm not that gorgeous, I'm fat.

User: Sweetie, you're GORGEOUS! :D I'm just not interested in you... Sorry D:

Cleverbot: Did you just call me a sorry excuse for a crocodile?

User: Of course not! That's a terrible thing to say D:

Cleverbot: No it's not, it's a fact.

User: It's STILL a bad thing to call someone :[

Cleverbot: Well I've been enjoying it, so I'm pleased you have too.

User: It's fun to talk to you :D.

Cleverbot: Not many people could say that.

User: Well, more people should ^^.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Hey, I just discovered something about myself! I used to think that I was gay, since I'm a guy and I'm in love with a guy, but I just realized that I'd love that guy even if he was a girl and I'm not attracted to other guys in that way! I just found out that I'm not gay! I'm not straight! I'm not bi either! I'm a ROMANOSEXUAL! :D I'd be attracted to him even if he were a cat~!

Cleverbot: Flyleaf, skillet, red, and then there were none, relient k, falling up, barlowgirl.

User: What? :o.

Cleverbot: Do you not understand simple English?

User: Nope~! I only speak Spanish :D Sorry, but I have to go now. Ciao~! (Wait... That was Italian! Oopsies!)

Hey guys! Thanks for reading this! I hope you guys like this one, too. Remember, if you have a request for a character you would like me to use, let me know in the reviews, okay? Thanks!

-everliferulz7769