Room of Terror

Victims!


A/N

To The Readers: You all are allowed to ask the characters that are in the room any questions, requests or even send them stuff, flame them or do what ever you all want with them. The freedom is all yours...

Note: Oh, I only respond to reviews.


Warning: Characters may be OOC or subjected to torments, proclamations of fangirl/fanboy love, bashing, death-threats, nicknames and all the other crap the world has to offer.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto although I wish I did but seriously do all mangakas hate sharing? Don't Kishi understand 'sharing is caring'?!

OMG! SO many reviews! Thank you!!!



Everyone is sound asleep on the cold floor of the empty room, until…

cherubchan: You have 8 mail!

Itachi: -stirs in sleep- Go away, mom… Five more minutes or I'll kill you…

Deidara: -snuggles closer to Tobi- Un…

Kisame: -snoring loudly-

Tobi: -mumbles in sleep- Good boy…

cherubchan: Alright you lazy bums, time to get up! Wakey wakey eggs and bacey!

Everyone: FIVE MORE MINUTES!

cherubchan: -sighs- WAKE UP!!!

Itachi: -opens eyes and rubs them sleepily- I'm gonna kill whoever tha-

Orochimaru: -inches away from Itachi's face- You're going to kill who?

Itachi: -panics and wide-eyed- GAH!!!!

Everyone else: -wakes up- Itachi what's wrong? –looks at Orochimaru-

All: -squeals like girls-

Deidara: OMFG, un! Ain't you dead, un?!

Orochimaru: Speak for yourself! –then leers at Itachi-

Itachi: WTF?! -twitches- You! –points at wall- Fangirl! Why is HE here and how'd he get here?!

cherubchan: Ita-chan! –whines- I'm cherubchan!!! You all needed to wake up to answer the reviews, so I thought inviting Orochimaru was a good idea! I have my ways to kidnap characters…

Deidara: Man, you are evil, un!

Tobi: -scared and hides behind Kisame- He's scary! Why?! Tobi is a good boy!

cherubchan: He scares me out of my sleep too, isn't that the point? Now onto the first review!

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From: ariana hatake

deidara what do u really use the mouths on ur hands for??

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Orochimaru: I didn't know Kakashi had a child? –licks lips-

Itachi: He doesn't, slimy-scales! It's just a normal reader. And stop licking your eww.. lips with your… tongue…

Orochimaru: -lick lips continuously-

Itachi: -feels sick-

Deidara: Ahem! It's MY question! Well, I actually have various uses for my mouth(s) on my hands. For one, I make clay bombs out of them-

Everyone except Tobi: We know that already! Just cut to the chase!

Deidara: -pouts- Fine! Have it your way then! I eat with them!

Everyone: -jaw drop-

Deidara: What else do you do with it?

Everyone: Like… talking?

Deidara: Ya, I do that too:3

Everyone: -sweat drops-

cherubchan: Okay… -freaked out- Next!

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From: Cute23Flower

Okay, so I want to say that Itachi is my FAVORITE CHARACTER! I love him so much! Itachi, you really are THE BEST! Oh well, I want to ask Itachi some questions:
1. What girl from Naruto would you choose as your girlfriend if you had to find a girlfriend?
2. Why did you kill the entire Uchiha clan? That was sad... but I still luv u!
3. Do you think that if someone has enough confindence in theirselves they can do whatever they want?
4. Does the Mangekyo really make you blind? That would be awful!

Oh, I almost forgot! This is an awesome idea! Don't forget to send Itachi a hug and a lovely kiss from me!

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Itachi: -twitches uncontrollably- I ain't receiving no hugs! No ways!!!

cherubchan: Aww… C'mon, Ita-chan… You don't wanna disappoint your fans now do you?!

Itachi: Nyaooo!! No!! No one in the right mind will make me!!!

cherubchan: Who'd ever said I have a 'right mind'?

-ZAP!-

-hugs and lovely kiss hits Itachi smack on the head-

Kisame: Ouch! That gotta hurt!

Itachi: You think…?

cherubchan: Answer the question!

Itachi: Ok! Damn… Um… I've only seen Haruno Sakura and Konan before… Pein will kill me if I say Konan, so Sakura.

Deidara: Eww, un! That's the girl that killed Sasori-danna, un!!!

Itachi: Like I care…

Deidara: -pouts-

Tobi: -hug Deidara and pats his back-

Deidara: -puchs him away- No touchie!

Orochimaru: You know, Sakura also likes your brother and she wants to kill you too…

Itachi: The hell? No one asked you!

Orochimaru: -sulks in little corner-

Itachi: I've got every reason to kill my clan! First it's to test my abilities. Second, they are all ANNOYING!!! (inner Itachi: maybe except Sasuke). The other reasons are highly confidential! You fangirls should go read Naruto chapter 385...

Itachi: For your 3rd question, that only applies to me and ME ALONE.

Deidara: Gag me! –rolls eyes-

Itachi: -glares- 4th question? Every great jutsu requires great sacrifice so… Ya, I'd go blind if I use it too much. –looks at Orochimaru- Right Kisame?

Kisame: -pulls Itachi away, far, far away from smiling Oro- Ya, Itachi-san…

Orochimaru: -kinky eyebrows at Kisame-

Kisame: -shivers-

cherubchan: Oro! Behave yourself!

Orochimaru: Ceh… -turns away-

cherubchan: And thank you for saying that this is a great idea!

Everyone minus Oro: No it's not!

cherubchan: Well, that makes one of us. Next up…

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From: Serabella

Mwhuha, I like freedom.
-evil grin-
Let the torture begin...
First off,
I'd like Kisame to admit that he is a blue freak and very few people like you.
(I don't.)
Secondly,
Why is Tobi such a good boy?
Thirdly,
Deidara needs to hug Tobi so he may feel loved.
And lastly...
NO DANGO FOR YOU ITACHI!HAHAHAHAHA.
Ahem.I'm done.

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Everyone minus Oro: We want OUR freedom! Get us outta here!

Orochimaru: Actually, I don't mind being here. –looks at Itachi's ass-

cherubchan: Stop it! Don't visually molest Ita-chan!

inner cherubchan: Thank goodness he doesn't have Byakugan.

Deidara: Is it even possible to do that, un?

Kisame: HEY! I am so NOT a BLUE FREAK!!! And many people like me!

Deidara: But you are blue un... And it's true that not many people like you un..

Kisame: -glares at Deidara and pouts sadly- Fine! I am a blue freak! Happy now? But people like me! I've seen people impersonate as me in Friendster!

Tobi: Do we even have computers?

Kisame: I hate all you anti-Kisame fans! You all are retards!!! I'm sexy too:(

Itachi: No, that's me... ;P

Kisame: -goes to little corner and draws circles on the floor- I'm watching you, Serabella...

Tobi: Tobi's turn! Yay! Why a good boy? Doesn't everyone want to be good?

Everyone else minus Kisame: No!

Tobi: Tobi like being good boy! Tobi is a good boy! GOOD BOY!!! –chuckles maniacally-

Everyone: -moves away from Tobi-

Deidara: -reads mail- No way un! I'm not hugging Tobi un!

Tobi: -continues cackling like a psycho-

Deidara: Not like when he's like that at least un.

-Due to the safety of our characters, Deidara has refused to hug Tobi or he'll commit suicide-

Itachi: Man, Deidara, you're a pussy... Just hug him already! -/.\-"

Deidara: -holds kunai to wrist- Not a chance un!

Orochimaru: -reading mail- Hey, there's nothing for me!

Itachi: Because you just came! Gimme that! –snatches letter from Oro-

Orochimaru: You need me to help you read?

Itachi: -annoyed and kicks Oro away- No! I'm not that blind!

Orochimaru: Yeah, that's what you say! –points at the letter- It's upside down...

Itachi: -shock and death glares at Oro- I knew that! I'm just playing!

Everyone: Uh-huh... –sweat drops-

Itachi: -teary eyes- I want DANGO!!!! DAMN YOU, BITCH! You are so going to be DONE when I get outta here!!!

inner cherubchan: If he does... If is good...

cherubchan: Now...

Tobi: Are you like the announcer or something?

cherubchan: -smiles- Yes, Tobi-chan!

Tobi: She called Tobi 'chan'! –grins widely behind the mask-

Deidara: He returned to normal un...

cherubchan: Next!!!

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From: ScarletFirez

DEIDARA! ITACHI! I LOVE YOU!

XD

cough Anyway...

I have some few questions.

Deidara - Do you get mad when people mistaken you for a girl??
- Wanna go out with me? ;D

Itachi - DEP down inside you, I know you care for sasuke! So... DO YOU?
- Wanna go out with me if Dei says no?? xD

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Ita and Dei: -twitched a lot- Ugh... Another fangirl?

Kisame: Why the hell does Itachi-san and Deidara have so many fans?! –sulks-

Deidara: WHAT UN?! I AM SO NOT A GIRL UN!!! FUCK UN! WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT UN?! WHAT THEIR PROBLEM UN!!! THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS OF ME UN!!!! ):O

Tobi: Hehe... Sempai is a girl...

Deidara: -glares- And I'm so not going out with a fangirl un... If I do, there'll be a million of them chasing after me for not going out with them un...

Itachi: Uh, let me think... No, I don't care for that emo wuss... I never even consider him as a brother... He's just a tool I use to help me in my plans...

inner Itachi: Well... Maybe a little...

Itachi: And um... Fangirl? Do you only want to date me just because Deidara rejected you? Man, all you fangirls are desperate!

cherubchan: Not all, Ita-chan...

Itachi: -glares- I prefer 'sama' not 'chan'! Don't call me CHAN! -/.\-

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From: Safaia-chan

hahaha..i wanna ask some interesting quetion

okay itachi...do you have insomnia? i mean man the wrinkles...
for kisame...hmm...are you really a shark? what are the gills for? You are on land man...err...for deidara...have pein ever falls for u by mistake? i mean u look pretty...XD...ok i know, stupid question...

I love this fic...hahaha

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cherubchan: People love it!

Everyone: But we don't!

Itachi: I don't have insomnia... That's the Shukaku's jinchuuriki... What the hell? These wrinkles are my identity! If you don't like it go jump out the window!

Kisame: Why do you even have those anyway???

Itachi: It's all Kishi's fault! Me and my brother look alike so he has to draw something to differentiate us! But he favours him more... –sniff- So there! T.T

cherubchan: There, there Ita-chan...

Itachi: Stop it! –sob- T/.\T

Kisame: Who ever gaved you the idea I was a shark?

Everyone: -looks at Kisame- Aa, your beady eyes, gills, sharp fang, blue skin... Duh!

Kisame: I'm a elite swimmer with these gills... I'm born like that so I can't change it like how you can't exchange you retarded brain for a better one!

cherubchan: Don't be rude...

Itachi: We're Akatsuki for a reason, you know!

Deidara: Did Pein ever fell for me? No, why? o.\)

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Far, far away...

Pein looks at nude Deidara pictures and drool...

"So pretty..."

Konan enters room. "What are you doing?"

Pein stiffens and shoves pictures under the table. "Nothing, Konan-kun..."

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cherubchan: Next we have...

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From: ah sim

Kisa- ur a rotten fish..hehe u smell like one too...muakakaka
Ita- dango face fella...no more dango's instead take pasta
Tobi- no comment..or mayb give him a nice cute kitty P
Dei- Cut him bald man or dye his hair into...i think blue looks nice or even better PINK...hahaha

Let da games begin...lets see how they survive with that
survival of da fittest...Wotz

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Kisame: -cries- People hate me... I'm not a rotten fish!

Itachi: Yeah, but you smell like one...

Kisame: -stares-

Itachi: I'm just pointing out the obvious! '/,\'

Itachi: -Takes pasta- I wanted dango... –mumbles- But this will do :3 –eats pasta-

Everyone else: Hey! Why does he get stuff?

Itachi: Because I'm smexier!

Orochimaru: -leers- I agree... –smirk and licks lips-

Everyone else plus cherubchan: -shudders-

Tobi: -takes kitty- Oh! So cute:) I'll name you Fluffy!!! –hugs kitty-

Deidara: NO UN!!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY HAIR ALIVE!!! –threatens and holds kunai to wrist again-

Itachi: Is Sasuke's emo-ness contagious? XI

cherubchan: I need to get Deidara to do the reviews... Haiz... -.-"

Everyone: Oh, to ah sim, we'll survive alright! And it's not a game!!!

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From: peach

urm... i waNNa asK sum questionS...
okiez...itachi r u really WISE or ur jUst getting OLD cuz of the wrinKles...deidara...hm...honestLy are u really GAY? as in gay gay?

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Itachi: I'm not old... Have you got your Naruto knowledge in a vice? I'm only 21, dumbass fruit! Wrinkles rule!

Everyone: No, they don't!

Itachi: I'm not talking to you...

Deidara: That's it! I'm not GAY or a goddamn GIRL!!! ):O

Orochimaru: Really??? –flickers tongue-

Tobi: I always thought you were...

Deidara: -stanggles Tobi-

Tobi: Owie! Tobi is a good boy!

Deidara: -stand up- I'll prove it! –strips clothes off-

Everyone: -gasp- OMG! He is a MAN! O.O

Deidara: -sigh- See! -.\)

Sai: -looking at Deidara's ...- Your's is bigger than Naruto's...

Everyone: -stoned-

Deidara: -puts clothes back on and runs to a corner-

Sai: Hi! I'm Sai!

Itachi: What are you doing here? O/.\o

Sai: Ah, you must be Itachi, Sasuke-kun's brother... I just found a door and I was curious so I came in...

Everyone: A door?! A door OUT?! Where?!

Sai: -points at wall- Eh? It was there a second ago...

cherubchan: Once you enter, there's no escape! Mua ka ka ka! Now answer the review!

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From: kurocherub

hahahahaha can't wait for the next chappie. not bad quite intresting.. keep on the good job v

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Everyone minus Sai: But that's for you!

cherubchan: Really? Oh, thank you for the review! I'm glad you see it as interesting!

Everyone minus Sai and Oro: No it's not :(

cherubchan: And, you are suppose to ask the characters questions or ask them to do stuff or simply torture them... :D

Sai: So that's why you all are here? –backs away- I don't want to get involve so...

cherubchan: Oh, you're getting involve mister! Or I'll send fangirl after you! ;P

Sai: -quivers- Ok! Anything but fangirls!!!

Orochimaru: I want questions too!!! T.T

Everyone: SHUT UP, ORO!!!

TBC


A/N

Oh, by the way, I'm limiting the reviews that I'm going to post to 6 per chapter because it will be extremely long to write. But keep sending them in! It will be first come first serve!

So, will they survive? You decide that! QvQ

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Thank you :)