My Little Pony: Save the College

Chapter 2: Hoeincker Threatens to Close College

"Dad? Dad!"

In a tall towerlike fortress rising above a cliff in the jungle, Bennett Hoeincker stormed into his father's office, flanked by Smith and Wesson, two bodyguards.

Chester Hoeincker sat at his desk reading the newspaper. It had a picture of Bennett's face on it and said "College Flunks Math."

"I got thrown off the basketball team!" said Bennett. "I flunked chemistry!"

"How did this happen?" said Chester.

"We talked to the professor and told him to give Bennett an A," said Wesson.

"Obviously he didn't understand us," said Smith.

"I will not stand for this," said Chester. "This is what I want you to do."


On the moon, Malcolm, Edgar, Azazel, and Nina were eating moonrocks.

"There has to be more to eat than moonrocks!" said Azazel.

"I want off the moon!" said Nina.

"Nina! Shut up!" said Malcolm.

Parasprites flew by and bombarded them with rocks.

"They're throwing moonrocks at us!" said Edgar.

"Those aren't moonrocks," said Azazel.

They were pieces of Discord, a Spirit of Disharmony who had been turned to stone, sent to the moon by Celestia, and smashed by the Hydra and Parasprites. (AN: I know this can't have happened in the show because he returns in Keep Calm and Flutter On)

"RUN!" said Malcolm.

They ran and hid under a big moonrock. The Parasprites looked around, couldn't find the four, and flew away. The four climbed out from under the rock.

"I'm glad that's over with," said Nina.

"Nina, shut up!" said Malcolm.

Then the Hydra appeared. It roared at them with its four heads and chased after them.

"I'D TAKE MY CHANCES WITH THE PARASPRITES!" Edgar said.


Princess Luna read the newspaper. The front page had a picture of Chester Hoeincker on the front and said "Hoeincker Threatens to Close College."

"Oh no!" said Luna. "Close College is the best college around! If it goes... Just what kind of threat is this?"

She read the article about Chester's threat. It was a bomb threat.

"Can't he at least try to change the F to an A?" said Luna. "I've got to stop this!"

Luna flew to Hoeincker Tower. Smith and Wesson escorted the alicorn to Chester's office.

"This had better be important," said Chester. "I'm in the middle of something."

"I read about your bomb threat!" said Luna. "That's a little disproportionate for them flunking your son when he thought he could get an A by doing nothing just because of what your bodyguards said!"

"They need to learn what happens when you mess with us," said Chester. "I expected them to give Bennett straight A's in everything."

"Look," said Luna. "I can put him back on the basketball team."

"That wouldn't change his grade."

"Just this once I can change the F to an A, and I could even appear in his dreams and inspire him to do better."

"I want revenge. It's as simple as that. Nothing you say can get me to call off my threat."

"After you made your threat public, the college will probably be evacuated so there's no need to destroy it if your bomb can't kill them!"

"We both know that even if they don't die in the blast, without Close College everything will collapse along with people's best hopes for the future."

"You're sick!" said Luna. "I could kill you right here!"

Smith and Wesson each drew a Smith & Wesson gun and aimed them at Luna. Luna knew she could not take on three opponents at once when two of them were armed.

"I'm going to find your bomb and diffuse it," said Luna. She spread her wings and flew away.

"If I thought they could find the bomb before it detonates, I wouldn't have announced it," said Chester. "Still... Luna knows many of the college's secrets. Smith, Wesson, make sure she doesn't find the bomb."


Dick Dick, Hale, and Kellerman were hovering in the air. In the distance, in the direction they were facing, Cloudsdale could be seen.

"Cloudsdale is inhabited by pegasus," said Dick Dick. "They have rainclouds there! If you two destroy Cloudsdale, they could be prevented from making it rain, and we can figure out a way to kill all pegasi! I'll destroy more lakes and rivers while you two go and take out Cloudsdale!"

"Yes sir!" said Hale and Kellerman, and they flew over to Cloudsdale. There were pegasi everywhere.

"It's time for a Firespin!" said Kellerman.

"We could wipe out some pegasi," said Hale.

"The more we kill the better!" said Kellerman.

Hale and Kellerman breathed fire, forming tornadoes of fire that they sent directly at the weather factory in Cloudsdale. The factory was decimated, and Cloud Kicker was caught in the path and burned to death. A huge chunk of Cloudsdale was destroyed.

"What's going on?" said Derpy Hooves. For no apparent reason she was carrying a bag of Flubberized sports balls, like baseballs, golf balls, basketballs, bowling balls, footballs, and soccer balls.

Kellerman shot Derpy in the head, and as she fell, all the balls fell out and bounced high into the air.

"Not Derpy Hooves!" came several voices.

"What?" said Kellerman. "She was too much fanservice!"

"And she made fun of disabled people," said Hale.

"There's no such thing as too much fanservice!" said Hoofroy Jenkins. "And was she any worse than Snails? She's the top favorite background pony!"

"I could care less about your show," said Kellerman.

"Maybe if you tried an episode for yourself you wouldn't be so mean!" said Helia, a cyan pegasus with a blonde mane and tail.

"I'll watch it when hell freezes over!" said Kellerman, and he and Hale flew away.


Pinkie Pie was standing at the doors of Close College. Her tail suddenly started switching. Pinkie put on an umbrella hat.

Luna fell from the sky and landed in front of Pinkie.

"Hi Luna!" said Pinkie.

"How are you today, Pinkie Pie?" said Luna.

"Awesome!" said Pinkie.

"I could use your help with something," said Luna. "Chester Hoeincker planted a bomb in Close College and your Pinkie Sense could help me find it."

"Okey dokey Loki!" said Pinkie.

Smith and Wesson watched from the bushes.

"That pink pony could be a problem if she can predict the future," said Wesson.

"Should I eliminate her?" said Smith.

Pinkie's tail twitched.

"I wonder what's going to fall this time?" said Luna.

The golf ball fell and hit Smith on the head. Smith fell to the ground. Then a bowling ball fell, hitting Wesson on the head.

"That could kill somepony!" said Luna. "How does he survive?"

"He's got a really thick skull!" said Pinkie.

"Well, let's find this bomb!" said Luna. She and Pinkie entered Close College.


Chester Hoeincker and his gang, of course, are the villains from Flubber. Except their base here is based off Final Egg from Sonic Adventure.

And yes I know the Flubber newspaper said "Close" as in "Close the door" or "close down" I was just twisting it to mean something else.