D. Gray-Man interview 2

TykiWife: Hello my precious children~

morningnight: Oh my god, everyone run for your lives while you still have your innocence!

TykiWife: Ignore her! The last one was fun :) And another was requested so we're providing!

morningnight: yes and I have NO idea what was going through that person's head...

TykiWife: Shhhh...just introduce our guests for today will you? and NO kicking people's asses this time!

morningnight: *sighs* okay fine, *directs attention to crowd* Today's guest's are Road, Sheryl, Wisely, and Jasedevi!

crowd: *Cheers*

Road: Where's Tyki? *looks around* he usually loves these things...

morningnight: He's not allowed!

Road: Why?

morningnight: Cause I said so! Not after last time!

Road:...*sweatdrop*

Wisely: *clears throat* Hello all my Masters. It pleases me to be here today.

morningnight:...what the fluff?

TykiWife: *whispers* he calls people "Master" dont ask why. Oh and he reads minds so shield all thoughts.

Wisely: *shrugs* It's too late I already saw all the deep, dark thoughts of her mind so what's the point in shielding them now?

morningnight: *innocently tilts head* I have deep dark thoughts in my mind?

Sheryl: Can we stop this talk on bad thoughts? I thought that was why Tyki was banned; he provided too much filthy language?

morningnight: *smiles* oh we haven't even reached PG yet sweetie

Jasdevi: Oooo Wee love it when things get R-Rated hehehehe!

Road: Isn't that a song about a transvestite who is wearing lingerie?

TykiWIfe: Nope we get off this topic now, this isn't a Black Butler Musical cross-over!

morningnight:...we can make it that ya know...we can do it...we have the power...*dramatic pose* HE-MAN!

Wisely: I am not sure that I feel comfortable with how this is going.

TykiWife: Babe, things haven't even started getting bad yet ^^

Jasdevi: Isn't this an interview? Aren't we suppose to, i don't know, get asked questions? About us?

TykiWife: Here's a good question: When did you two-or should I say YOU, since you're in full form- become the voice of reason?

morningnight: *whispers something in TykiWife's ear*

Wisely: *smirks* Haha she has a good point, TykiWIfe-sama

TykiWife: Shhh...the others don't need to know that. and eavesdropping is not polite.

morningnight: Who care's? He agrees!

TykiWife: ANYWAY! Here's a question for Road *turns* recently you were attacked by Apocryphos! Where have you been all this time?

morningnight: *whispers something to Tykiwife*

Road: Heyyyy, that's not very nice! *pouts*

morningnight: *whispers something to TykiWife*

TykiWIfe: *slaps* oh hush so she can answer the question!

morningnight:...*leans over and whispers something to Wisely*

Wisely: Ha ha

Road: *glares* ANYWAY...My Noah memory was damaged but...*shrugs* I'm repaired long enough to be here.

morningnight: *leans over and whispers something to Wisely*

TykiWife: FOR THE LOVE OF TYKI'S PENIS MORNINGNIGHT STOP BEING AN IDIOT!

morningnight:...*leans over and whispers something to Wisely*

TykiWife: THAT's IT! *stands up and points* CORNER FOR YOU! NOW!

morningnight: ...*smirks* Which corner would you like me to accept my punishment in my mistress?

Wisely: PERFECT! *high-five's morningnight* you did it just like i asked!

Road:...*turns and whispers something to TykiWife*

morningnight: *stands up and points at Road* NO! NO NO NO NO NO! That is MY thing!

TykiWIfe: THEN STOP DOING IT AND NO ONE WILL STEAL IT! *clears throat* Next question! Jasdevi, why when separated you're both boys, but together you're a chick?

mornignight: *leans over to Wisely*

Wisely: I already know what your going to say, and yes I agree, but SHHH

Sheryl: As of right now, both of you are dead to me.

morningnight: Oh~ Why? Tell us.

Road: Jasdevi...answer the question before the weirdos start AGAIN

morningnight: I'm not a weirdo...*gets hurt look on face*

Road: Yes you are. You're a complete weirdo

morningnight: *Stands up, dusts off pants before pulling down shirt a little and fixing hair* TykiWife, how do I look?

TykiWIfe: For fuck's sake NO! *pulls morningnight back into seat* We are NOT doing this again! Such things are banned! No one else answer that question if she asks!

Wisely: I think she looks good!

morningnight: *looks at Wisely, then TykiWife, then Wisely, then TykiWife* ...that's good enough for me^^

TykiWIfe:...you are SO banned from your vibrating pillow later. *turns to Jasdevi* I am so sorry. Your answer?

morningnight: my vibrating pillow broke months ago. It don't work no more

TykiWIfe: *smiles sweetly* now if you and Allen wouldn't have "played" with it so roughly then it wouldn't have broken, now would it?

Road: You played with Allen?

morningnight: *ignores Road* What? Allen and Tyki played with it! Tyki walked in my room in the middle of the night and said he needed to "borrow" it...i never got it back

TykiWife: Damn...after all the money I wasted on "toys" for those two...

Sheryl: wha...wha...wha...wha...wha? *shocked look*

morningnight: All she did was buy dolls and things for him, what are you freaking out about? I mean, he is called the "Noah of Pleasure". Obviously he needs to be pleasured a lot and you aren't doing a well enough job of it so...

Road: *covers face with hands* I DONT KNOW IF THIS CONVERSATION IS STILL SEXUAL OR NOT!

TykiWIfe: Here's some advice: assume EVERYTHING is sexual here.

Jasdevi: What happened to the interview?

Sheryl: Note to self: Jasdevi can be reasonably quiet around strange fangirls.

Jasdevi: Nope, just morningnight

morningnight: *smirks*

TykiWife: *puts hand to forehead* please...answer the previous question or I will move on...

Jasdevi and morningnight: What question?

Wisely: Or you could always move on and ask meee about my mind reading powers...

TykiWife:...good idea. What am I thinking about right now Wisely? I'm testing you.

Wisely: *stares at TykiWife for a minute* I can't. It's not appropriate for such ears as those around us, but...*raises eyebrow* It is VERY interesting for me...

TykiWife:...who exactly has virgin ears here? and why is Tyki naked on a piano with whipped cream interesting for YOU? Do you have something you want to share with the class?

morningnight: *covers ears and flings self off couch* NO! Not THAT image! ANYTHING but that!

Wisely: My point exactly...

TykiWife and Road: Says the one who found it interesting.

Sheryl: *sinks to floor* that was the LAST image I needed of my brother...ugghhhh...

TykiWife: Says the one who is obsessed with Tyki creating a love life for himself!

morningnight: *rolling around on the ground, covering ears* no no no no no not that image...kill me *continues to roll*

TykiWife: you would like it if Allen was in that image instead.

morningnight: *stops rolling and looks at you* shut up *continues rolling*

Road: HA she didn't even try to deny it!

Wisely: Well you like it too so...*shrug*

Road: I PLEAD THE FIFTH!

Sheryl: No! *cries in corner* MY SWEET INNOCENT ROAD!

morningnight: hahahahahahahah she's far from innocent

TykiWife: I cant even remember any of the questions I was asking people now...this isnt even an interview anymore...

morningnight: I got one!

Road: Go for it

Wisely: HA i already know it

morningnight: What's this thing rated again?

TykiWife, Road, Wisely, Sheryl, and Jasdevi: Its Rated M.

morningnight:...not high enough

TykiWIfe: Was that your question? Or do we need a higher rating for your question?

morningnight: no...that was my question

Road: Your question was kinda laaaaaaame.

morningnight: *Stands up, dusts off pants before pulling down shirt a little and fixing hair* Wisely, how do I look?

TykiWife: Please dont make me stab you...

Jasdevi: *confused* Uhmmm...why does she keep doing that?

TykiWife: No reason and Wisely! *covers mouth* say it and I unleash the wrath on ninjas on you.

morningnight: ...*turns to Jasdevi* how do I look?

Jasdevi:...I'm scared...hehehehe...

morningnight:...*steps forward* Answer. The. Question.

TykiWife: No! *points finger in face* you beat up Kanda last time and the Director yelled at us for damaging his pretty face and told me not to let it happen to anyone else!

morningnight: ...*turns to TykiWife* ... Fine, lets do this the HARD way. *pulls out plate of Mitarashi Dango* ALLEN HOW DO I LOOK!?

Allen: *from off set* FUCKING SEXY!

morningnight: *yells back* THANK YOU! *attacks TykiWife*

TykiWife: *too busy laughing at morningnights fail typing to fight back*

(for those who dont know...she wrote "SUCKING" sexy earlier...xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd)

(you're an ass)

Wisely: I wasn't told I would be able to watch chick fight while I'm here...

Jasdevi: would you rather watch Cock fights?

Road: I thought she was suppose to attack me...

Sheryl: *looks at Jasdevi* What the fuck?

Jasdevi: You know, cock fights? Roosters? I mean he DID say chick fights...

Road: I am awed by your incredible lack of intelligence...*facepalm*

morningnight: *stops fighting with TykiWife* What about cocks?

Tyki: *off set* ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MINE AGAIN?

morningnight: *yells back* POSSIBLY!

TykiWIfe: *yells too* THERE'S AN AWFUL LOT TO TALK ABOUT, YOU KNOW?

morningnight: *looks at TykiWife*...*bitch slaps her*

Wisely:This has gone past weird and into new levels of insanity...

Road: Why did she slap her...i mean she wasn't talking about ALLEN'S penis...

Sheryl: honey please don't say dirty words like penis in your Daddy's presence!

morningnight: I slapped her cause...cause...*shrugs* just cause i guess

TykiWife: You're totally banned from all the chocolate in the house *pushes off* Asshole!

morninginght: *falls on ass and rubs it* YOU CAN"T DO THAT!

(for those who don't know, I the great morningnight baked 10 dozen peanut butter blossoms last night and yea...)

TykiWife: Oh! That reminds me! *whips out tray of cookies* I have blossoms for you guys!

Allen: *suddenly next to TykiWife* THANKS! *runs away with full tray*

Wisely: DAMN IT

Sheryl: The fourteenth stole our food!

Road: Allen-kuuuuun! COME BACK!

Jasdevi: *munches on stray cookies that hit the floor* mmmm...blossoms...

TykiWIfe: *turns and glares at morningnight* GO. GET. YOUR. FUCKING. MAN.

morningnight: ...I'm afraid too...

TykiWife: *sigh* *turns and yells* TYKI USE ALL MEANS NECESSARY TO CATCH ALLEN!

Tyki: *Evil laughter in the distance*

morningnight: *eyes go wide* ALLEN RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!

Jasdevi: Wow Tyki is gonna fuck him up...literally...

Road: Images I don't need...*sigh*

TykiWIfe: Well it happens all the time here so...*shrug* unless you don't want cookies?

morningnight:...I just accused my dad of eating my blossoms...it was horrible funny...

TykiWife: They didn't need to know that but okaaaay...

Allen: *Distant scream in the background*

Sheryl: *low whistle* damn Tyki caught him in thirty seconds flat *laughs*

Road: Ouch...

Jasdevi: I kinda want to see what he does...

morningnight: *runs off set*

TykiWife: *rolls eyes* dont worry Tyki doesn't rape Allen. He's probably getting a spanking though.

morningnight: *screams from off set*

Tyki: *walks on set carrying Allen and morningnight* Sorry...they ate all the cookies. It was a tag team thing

Wisely: I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON SHE WAS BLOCKING HER THOUGHTS

Road: Alll our cookies...

TykiWife: *glare* Tyki did you rape anyone?

Tyki: Pffft no. morningnight wasn't too happy about being picked up though *dumps both on floor*

morningnight: *glares up at him*

WIsely: *looks at morningnight* WHAT!? THERE'S MORE!?

morningnight: *mumbles* well...I did say I made 10 dozen...

TykiWife: *looks at Tyki* Can you go get them while we watch the two idiots?

Tyki: *grin* What's in it for me?

Wisely: We all know damn well what's in it for you! *throws hands up* you're both thinking about it! Please spare me and just go get the cookies! *mumbles* sickos...

morningnight: *pouts and sits on floor*

Tyki: Sure sure...*laughs* *walks away*

Sheryl: Well this has been exciting...

Road: Wait...what's in it for Tyki? *confused*

morningnight: *mumbles* fucking Tyki up the ass

TykiWIfe: No! *hits with random rolled up newspaper* BAD MORNINGNIGHT!

Jasdevi: Wait...what?

Sheryl: IM SO CONFUSED! *cries*

morningnight: Sorry, it was suppose to be TykiWife...

TykiWIfe: I dont know what you're into, but for me and Tyki that's an exit not an entrance, sweetie.

morningnight: Same, but...*mumbles something*

Wisely: That is SO filthy! *gasp*

Road: What did she say!? Wisely is blushing!

Jasdevi: Can I leave?

morningnight: *looks at Wisely* Thats not filthy! Its cute!

TykiWIfe: I dont even want to know...I dont...

Sheryl: Me either...

morningnight: no...no you dont *smirks*

Wisely: Is this almost over? *examines cuticles* I have things to do today

TykiWife: What you don't like us? *gasp*

morningnight: *sighs* fine...One Word. Yaoi,

Road: What?

Sheryl: We just HAD to go there...

Jasdevi: hehehehehehehehe

morningnight: You asked *shrugs*

TykiWIfe: I have to end this...the director looks ready to kill us...

morningnight: hehehe At least I behaved this time!

Everyone at once: BULLSHIT!

morningnight: So mean lp

TykiWIfe: ANYway! you guys are free to go now! Thanks for coming I'm so sorry you had to endure this...

Wisely: ANd we never got our cookies...

TykiwIfe: Tyki will give you them on the way out.

Road: Kewl! *kisses allen on the cheek* bai bai My love!

Sherly: *stares in horror*

morningnight: *Stands up, dusts off pants before pulling down shirt a little and fixing hair* Mr. Director sir! How do I look?

Everyone at once: NO!


TykiWife: This was terrible...I'm so sorry you all suffered through this...

morningnight: BUT THANK YOU AWESOMEANGEL FOR REQUESTING THIS!

TykiWIfe: yeah we were looking for an excuse to make this xD

morningnigh:...true...

TykiWife: how many people do you think we scarred this time?

morningnight: too many...to many

TykiWIfe: Yeah...anyway! I hope anyone who read this enjoyed! Please review ^^

morningnight: yes please review!

TykiWife: BAI BAI~!