This will be written in the first person, as though I am a viewer. Various fake comments are put at the bottom as though they are commenting on the video. Any similarities between my account names and real account names are purely coincidental. You may request the character to do certain tags and other things, just make sure you elaborate and tell me exactly what they are just in case I've been living under a rock and have never heard of it.

Also, the cover image is the character's profile pic.

P.S. My inspiration came from Mr. Invincible's The Girlfriend Tag, so go check it out.

IM GOING TO MAKE SOME SORT OF REFERENCE AT THE END IN THE COMMET SECTION TO ONE OF MY FANDOMS AND THE FIRST ONE TO FIGURE IT OUT GETS A GOLD STAR AND MY EVERLASTING LOVE AND RESPECT!

Disclaimer: I do not own PJO, YouTube, and the cover image was found on the internet, so rights go where rights are due.

As soon as I get home from school I went onto YouTube and checked my subscriptions.

I clicked on SeaweedBrain818's new video. It's title was "How to get really hot girls." I wondered how well this would go over with the girl from his last video.

Percy appeared on my screen, sporting his usual lopsided grin. This time, however, there was a short Latino sitting next to him. His hair was frumpy and frizzy, with elf-like ears popping up through the mass of brown curls. He had a smirk that made teachers stick you in the front row.

"Hey you guys!" Percy said. "This is my friend Leo."

As Percy introduced him, he began flexing his nonexistent arm muscles.

"Team Leo for the win!" The boy says while fist pumping. Percy pushes him out of shot of the camera.

"I invited Leo for this video because Leo has experience with crushing on totally unavailable hot girls-"

"And Percy has experience with hot girls crushing on him," Leo interjects.

I can believe that.

"Anyway, so we've made a list of things to do to get insanely hot girls to like you, with videos courtesy of...um...some of my relatives on my dad's side of the family. But first I have a few things to say. 1. Annabeth, don't kill me. This is totally fake. Unless it works. In which case you should probably let Leo know. 2. Like I said, don't sue me if this doesn't wok for you. I can't promise results."

Leo rubbed his hands together and said: "Let's get this party started."

The screen turned black and then the words 1. Almost kill her appear. The video cuts to a scene with Percy and redhead in it. Percy looks a couple of years younger and he's holding something; maybe a baseball bat or lacrosse stick. The girl sneezes and Percy turns around, swinging the thing in his hands. It almost looks like it goes through her, but I know that's impossible. She starts asking a million questions, but it's hard to catch what she's saying.

The screen then shows 2. Blow up a building. The video shows an explosion, and the Percy climbing out the window of the building out onto the street and almost running into Annabeth.

(You know you're doing it right if she kisses you) The video shows Annabeth kissing Percy in a dark dingy cave-like area. Percy looked extremely surprised.

3. Then, add another girl to the equation. The video shows Percy on some island with a pretty girl with long brown hair.

4. Leave the third girl. (Gotta let Leo get some action). Percy was then leaving the island on some sort of raft. The brunette was still on the island, looking extremely sad. It then showed a clip of an older version of the brunette girl and Leo kissing on the island.

5. Make those other two girls who like you go on an adventure with you. This time the video is of Percy, Annabeth, and that redhead girl. Annabeth is practically glaring at the redhead. Then the video cuts to the three of them going into a dark tunnel, the redhead leading the way.

6. Then you should let that other one kiss you. The redhead and Percy were sitting in a blue car, and the redhead leans right over and kisses him. Also, I'm pretty sure there was a horse on the hood of the car.

7. Fight in a war against a bunch of immortal beings, win the war on your birthday, kiss the first girl, and start dating her (even your mom and your teacher from camp were already shipping you two together). There was a video of Percy and Annabeth kissing at a picnic table, and then it switched to clip of them being thrown into a lake by a bunch on teens.

8. That second girl should probably become an oracle who's not allowed to date. There was a clip of the redhead with green smoke coming out of her mouth.

9. Just for good measure, you should probably go get yourself kidnapped by a psychotic goddess, get amnesia, and be missing for 8 months before your girlfriend can find you. (Don't worry, its actually romantic - the only thing you can remember is your girlfriend). Then there was a video of Percy and Annabeth running to each other and then kissing. Just then, they separate and Annabeth judo flips him and puts her knee on his chest and press her forearm to is throat.

It goes back to Leo and Percy.

"Hope that was helpful. And as far as Annabeth is concerned, number 6 never happened."

"Bye," Leo said, waving.

The screen goes black and I chuckle to myself. Percy must have quite the imagination to make that up.

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justanotherfangirl 6 minutes ago

Cute. I wondr how his relatives were able to get these vids.

Mabel Pines 10 minutes ago.

Yeah, boys are totally all over me just like those girls were all over him. It's probably because I successfully bedazzled my face.

jumpingjellybeans 30 minutes ago

Just a tad bit jealous of all the attention this guy gets from girls

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