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-Chapter two: Getting your BEARings-

"Now Hidan," Pain said, looking down at the still half-asleep immortal, "since your the one that got all the food eaten, you will be the one to gather supplys to get more,"

"And hurrrry!" Konan whined, talking for the first time in the whole trip and clutching her empty stomach,

"Fine, fine, ya' dickwads, I'll go get the food," He said slowly wakeing up.

"Now while Hidan is getting the food, Deidara and Sasori can go get the water, as me and Konan will go get Tobi. Itachi, Kisame and Kakuzu can stay here and be bodyguards.

"How come Uchiha gets to sit here and do nothing! hng?" Deidara yelled

"Stop whineing" Sasori said, ten times past annoyed,

"Ugh, asswads, I'll get the food now." Hidan said,

"Ok then Pain lets go get Tobi!" Konan sounded giddily grabbing Pain's hand, he jumped and turned three shades of red as they left.

"...Anyway, come on Brat lets go get the water." Sasori said

"But Sasori-No-Danna!"

"No but's now go." Sasori growled at him,

"fine, ughn," Deidara mumbled.

Everyone left the area leaving the last team, "I guess that's our que Kisame," Itachi said,

"Allllright," Kisame groaned, they walked to the edge of the lot and just stood there,

Kakuzu sat there, "I guess I'll man the money then,"

-Later

Hidan wandered around, not really knowing where any food was, he never really went to the ninja academy, just got really awsome jutsu and stole a headband, cause Hotsprings wasn't really the best ninja nation.

He looked around curseing under his breath, a little russleing got his attention, "What the hell?" He looked behind him into some bushes, "...OHMYJASHIN IT'S A BLOODY BEAR!" He roared, realizeing he didn't have any of his weapons because he was still in pajama pants and nothing else "KAKUZU! DO SOMETHING! OHMYJASHIN! OHMYJASHIIN!" He ran around (not being practiced in fighting without his sythe or sword) "Then he could've sworn the bear laughed, "...Zet-SUUUUUUUU!" He yelled, "I knew there were no green bears in Konoha!"

"Sure didn't sound like it," The white side laughed again as the black just shrugged and ignored the two,

"Oh screw you! I'm just going back!" He said stomping in the direction he came,

"We got fish anyway, we heard the commotion," Zetsu was of course always a few yards away from the camp site and at the Akatsuki cave

-Back at Camp

"OHMYGOD!" Konan ran over to the heaping net of fish Hidan had carried back (Zetsu stayed a few yards away like always) Konan grabbed a fish and held it over the fire to cook,

"Deidara?" Itachi looked at the sulking blonde, "Why is your hair wet?"

"Cause Sasori dumped the bucket of water on my head," He growled, crossing his arms sitting closest to the fire,

"I thought you were a giagantic bumble bee," Sasori said smirking,

Tobi had sat infront of the fire, "It's getting dark already!"

"Very good deduction Tobi, hng" Deidara growled,

"But it really is," Pain said, "We can all turn in now, get a good nights sleep everyone," He said, dragging Konan back into their tent as she gobbled down her last three fish at once,

-End Chapter-

Short and cutted, eh, silly sissy.

She's a SasoDei tard! JUZ LIKE HER BIG SISSY! HOW SWEET!

Or, well, maybe it's just that she feels the need to whore-out Deidara. eh, XD