Me: *Tears up*

Sasuke: why are you crying?

Me: I'm not okay! i just have something in my eye.

"Sasuke: yeah your tears…

Me: ITS NOT MY FAULT! THE REVIEWS ARE JUST SOO AMAZING! I just wanted to say, its you guys that get me through the day…. i love you all so much, kisses for everyone!

Sasuke: overdramatic much…

Naruto: SHES RIGHT, WE ALL JUST NEED TO LEARN TO LOVE!

Sasuke: …

TO THE STORY!

Chapter 2: KABOOM!

"TIME TO MAKE COOKIES!" So here we are again, back at the compound, with dinner over and done with Naruto and Lee want to make cookies, a lot of cookies. While Gaara and Sasuke plan to relax, dosnt that sound so nice…

"Wooh! cookies!" shouted Naruto. while they were baking Gaara and Sasuke were sitting in the study they were reading, rather pleased they don't have to babysit their other halves for a while.

"isn't it peaceful, i don't think its been this quiet for a while around here." Sasuke said smirking he looked over to Gaara, he had the same satisfied smirk on his face, he put the book down and glanced to sasuke.

"I know the feeling, I'm either being pulled somewhere, shouted or being cried into, I'm glad they found each other… wait, that sounds weird, but really, they act like there soul mates or something." they both looked at each other for a few seconds before they both let out a nervous chuckle.

"So, what made you fall for the crazy squirrel who looks like he's had way to much coffee to drink in the first place?" Sasuke enquired, this time he also put his look down, and crossed his legs.

"what made YOU fall for the crazy, hyperactive blonde?" asked Gaara, a smug look on his face. Sasuke glared.

"Touche" He said. "Well at least there not bothering us. Its so peac-"

"KABBOOOMMMMMM!" Sasuke and Gaara jerked up from their seat, looked at each other and ran into the kitchen. When they walked in they were shocked to find… white… everything was white, they couldn't see a thing.

"NARUTO! NARUTO WHERE ARE YOU!" Sasuke shouted Gaara was also calling Lee. They were both walking when Sasuke tripped on something… 'a leg' he thought… 'Naruto's leg' "Naruto! what the hell happened why is the kitchen WHITE!" Sasuke shouted, he didn't mean to sound angry, he was just scared something had happened to him.

"Oh.. er… Sasuke. Ahaha when did you get here?" he asked nervously, he was still sitting on the floor hugging Lee.

"Lee, what happened, what did you do?" Gaara asked, crossing his arms over his chest.

"Gaara, love, my darling, MY YOUTHFUL MATE! it wasn't us, i swear!" Lee shouted waving an arm for enthuses.

"Oh, and just who was it then?" gaara asked, Sasuke also had his arms crossed and was looking at Naruto eyebrows high as if daring him to lie.

"Well you see…." Started Naruto.

"…What happened was er…" Naruto and Lee looked at each other and shouted in unison.

"IT WAS THE OVEN!" And they were pointing at the oven. Sasuke and Gaara both sighed. 'Why us, i wonder if this is why Itachi never picked a mate'

"So" Sasuke started "Just how did the oven, an inanimate object manage to cover the ENTIRE kitchen, in white?" he asked pulling Naruto up, and Gaara doing the same.

"Well, er, thats a very good question Sasuke. and you see… um…. Oh Sasuke look whats that!" Naruto pointed at something, but Sasuke wasn't falling for it. "Fine, fine what happened is -Sneeze- Oh no Sasuke, honey, darling, pumpkin. i don't feel so good." Naruto pulled his pouty face, and grabbed Sasuke's shirt and looked into his eyes. 'Damn, how does he do that, Jeez'

"fine, Naruto. since your not feeling well, you'll just have to go and spend the rest of the day in bed." Naruto looked like he wanted to say something, but knew it's be better than reliving how the kitchen got like this.

"yes Sasuke." Naruto mumbled and made his way upstairs. Sasuke nodded and Gaara. "BYE LEE I'LL SEE YOU SOON!" Naruto shouted from upstairs.

"GOODBYE MY YOUTHFUL FRIEND, I SHALL NEVER FORGET YOUUU!" Lee shouted as he was being removed from the house by Gaara. 'Why does this always happen, well, at least life's always interesting with him around.' he smiled at Lee, Lee looked at him and felt better knowing Gaara wasn't mad at him. He smiled back.

Sasuke and Naruto were sitting on the couch, Naruto snuggled up close to Sasuke. "I like this." Said sasuke

"Like what?" Asked Naruto, he was in one of his much calmer moods.

"This, me you sitting here. its nice." Sasuke rubbed Naruto's stomach. "there really coming along huh?" Said Sasuke, rubbing Naruto's stomach in a circular motion. Then Sasuke heard a mumble from Naruto. "What was that?" Sasuke asked a hint of amusement in his voice.

"I said… I'm fat, i hate being pregnant… i can barley touch my toes anymore." He said rather sadly. Sasuke smiled at his little dobe.

"Naruto, your not fat, your pregnant. Pregnant with our cubs. And just think soon we'll have god knows how many kids running around the house. Little Naruto's and Sasuke's everywhere…" they both gulped.

"Ha, i suppose. How many do you think we'll have? 2, 3 maybe… how many do you want?" Asked Naruto turning to face sasuke. Then resting his head on Sasuke's chest once again.

"its hard to tell at the moment, but i want… 100 children." He stated proudly. Then Naruto's head snapped up and looked directly into Sasuke's eyes.

"Y-you're kidding right…? OH HELL NO SASUKE, IM NOT GOING THOUGH THIS EVER AGAIN YOU HERE ME NEVER!" He announced and crossed his arms, facing the other way. Sasuke laughed and hugged him from behind.

"calm down Naruto, i was just kidding…kinda." Naruto stiffened and he laughed again. "Kidding, kidding." He kissed Naruto's cheek and he turned around to face him. "Mmm.. i love you, and I'm gonna love all our children… no matter how many we have." He whispered to Naruto.

"Love you too, teme." Naruto whispered back just as softly." and wrapped his arms around Sasuke's neck.

"Come on." Said Sasuke, pulling naruto's hand.

"Where are we going?" Asked Naruto rather innocently. Sasuke tuned around a devilish smirk on his face and just winked. making Naruto blush and turn him into a tomato… (not literally people, i meant the colour of his face jeez… oops just reined the moment, hehe)

"Naruto?" Sasuke asked. Naruto was cooking and Sasuke had just returned from doing.. whatever

"I'm in the kitchen!" Naruto shouted back, a few seconds later Sasuke walked in.

"Naruto, have you seen Itachi? I havant seen him all day." Sasuke inquired, Naruto thought about it, now that you mention it he hadn't seen him all day.

"Hmm.. no i cant say i have… why is something wrong?" Naruto asked. He put the potatoes he was peeling down to look at Sasuke.

"I don't know, but i have a feeling somethings off, and now i cant find itachi." Sasuke was lost in thought, Naruto hugged him, and Sasuke looked down at the head of blonde hair stuck to his chest.

"Sasuke don't worry, its itachi… he'll be fine. Remember who your dealing with." Naruto smiled and looked up at Sasuke.

"yeah, your right. Id not know why I'm worrying, so whats for dinner?" Sasuke asked, looking into the pot.

"Oh, i wasn't sure what to cook, and we have to go shopping tomorrow, so i thought a simple stew would be nice for today." He said smiling, you couldn't tell but Naruto was waiting Sasuke's approval. Naruto never did cook much, but he's tried learning to be a good mate for Sasuke. Naruto began fidgeting under Sasuke's stare. 'i CAN'T BELIEVE THE BEST I COULD DO WAS STEW! STEW FOR GODS SAKE.' While naruto was having a meltdown (on the inside) Sasuke was smiling at his little mate. He was just too cute sometimes.

Sasuke walked over to him and pulled him into his chest. After a moment Naruto wrapped his arms around Sasuke. "Hmm.. Sounds great." He kissed the top of Naruto's head. "Naruto, don't worry so much. Your a great cook, and although you've only been cooking a while, your a natural." He squeezed him a little to give him a little reassurance. Naruto mumbled something. "Hmm.. speak up, i cant hear if you mumble."

"I said: your just saying that 'cuz you have too." He said not moving his head from Sasuke's chest. Sasuke kissed his head again.

"Am not. Now come on before dinner starts to burn." Pulling away from Naruto, Sasuke and walking over to the pot. "Oh, and Naru-"

"KAAABBBOOOMMMMMMM!"

-TO BE CONTINUED-

Me: Ohhhhhhh

naruto: OMG MY COOKING IS SO BAD IT EXPLODED!

Me: Relax your cooking didn't explode.

Naruto: oh… THEN WHAT THE HELL JUST 'KABOOMED'!

Me: Oh you'd like to know wouldn't you. *Evil Face*

Naruto: i'm scared.

Me: You should be… MWAAHHHAAAA!

There might be some errors, don't complain, i just did a drawing and i'm tired, i wanted to post it today, because otherwise i'd never get posted.

OH btw sorry it took so long, its harder than my amazing writing skills make it look people! IM JUST ONE PERSON OKAY! STOP JUDGING ME! Hehe jookkiiiinnngg…. a little…