Buio balla con la Luce-Darkness dances with Light
'Aight guys, this is the first day of the quest! Also, I'm like, obsessed with this fandom and this ship. So, let's go, my fellow shippers and readers! INTO THE STORY!
Nico woke up, hoping last night had been a dream. He turned to his side and looked down.
'Nope. Not a dream.'
"Solace. Wake up. We need to go on the quest." Nico said.
"Can't I just sleep a little bit longer…" Will replied.
Nico kicked Will in the side. "No, we have a quest that I would like to finish soon."
"Ehhh…No!"
"Wake up or I'm going to summon skeletons."
"Mean."
"Yes, very very mean."
"I don't like you."
"Same here. I despise you."
"Ugh."
Once Will was up, the two went to breakfast. When Nico tried sitting down at the Hades table, and Will at the Apollo table, Nico was pulled towards the Apollo table. Nico tried walking back to his cabin, but once he was ten feet from Will, he couldn't walk an further.
"Curse Aphrodite and her stupid curses." Nico muttered, sitting down at the Apollo table.
"Agreed." Will replied.
All the Apollo kids near them giggled, and then Nico gave them his Do-you-want-to-run-from-skeletons look, and they stopped. Jason stopped talking to Percy, (Since their tables were right beside each other, similar to the cabins) and glared at Will.
Then, he walked towards the canoe lake, and Percy followed. They talked to each other for a bit, and then got Annabeth and Piper. The four demigods walked to the Poseidon cabin. Nico immediately started shaking his head.
"Oh, gods, no. Please no." Nico muttered.
"What?" Will asked.
"Oh no. They're doing it. Next, they're going to have us go to the Poseidon cabin, too. I know these things. That look that Jason gave you… Why do they have to act like they're my older siblings!?"
Percy walked up to the two. "Guys, I came here to say, you're needed in the Poseidon Cabin. Come on."
"Percy, why do you do this to me?" Nico asked.
"I have no idea what you mean."
"Let's get this over with."
Will and Nico followed Percy to the Poseidon cabin, and went inside. There was an Iris message still connecting, but Nico knew exactly who it was.
"Again, why?" Nico asked the small group.
Hazel's face blurred into vision.
"Nico! What happened last night? Why'd you have to cut the IM short?" Hazel asked.
Nico's face reddened. He glanced toward Will. Hazel caught the glance, and turned towards Will. Her face got stern.
"You. I swear to all the gods and to the river Styx that if you hurt my brother, I will make you suffer." Hazel told him.
"Um, no. Hazel, we're not even friends." Nico told her.
"Oh, really? Then explain to me why you stopped IM-ing us last night. For him!"
"Oh, please. Spare me. I cut the IM because I knew that you and Reyna and Frank would just- is that a squirrel on your shoulder? Hey Frank. Let me guess, Reyna is hiding somewhere near you, too? Reyna, before you-"
"Will Solace, you will stay five feet away from Nico at all times, or I will hunt you down and kill you myself? Clear?"
"Yeah, um, in a few days that's going to be completely impossible. See, um-" Will started to say.
"Reyna, you're not my mom. You're not my sister. In fact, you are no more my sister, than I am interested in being near Will Solace." Nico interrupted.
"Well, it looks like you're pretty interested. I mean, you're standing pretty close to him."
"Oh my gods, Reyna! It's a curse from Aphrodite!"
"Sure it is."
"Bye." Nico waved his hand through the mist and then walked out of the Poseidon cabin.
Will followed.
"I despise you." Nico told Will.
"Okay. Good for you." Will replied.
Nico walked back to the dining area, and then sat down at the Hades table. Will followed Nico, grabbed his food and Nico's food, and sat down next to him. Will pushed Nico's plate toward the other boy. Nico glared sideways at Will, but picked up his spoon and started eating his cereal.
Dionysus walked up to Will, and said, "I'm not sure if you heard. You have to sit with your siblings during meals."
Will ignored him. Nico smiled a little bit, merely because the last person who defied Dionysus was stuck in grapevines for a day. However, when Dionysus spoke again and was ignored, Dionysus attempted to trap Will in grapevines. That didn't work out so well. Will was encased in a pink bubble that then became more of a suit. The grapevines; a) were incinerated on contact with the pink bubble thing, and b) began wrapping themselves around Dionysus.
Then, Chiron galloped out, glanced over at the grape vines, the pink bubble thing, and then at Nico. He walked (I assume the correct term is gallop, but I refuse to be so repetitive.) over to Nico and Will, and then said,
"I assume that Aphrodite will want to see you. In the attic."
Wil and Nico walked into the Big House attic, and then they saw pink smoke fill the room. They assumed it was because of Aphrodite and not the spirit of Delphi.
"I know these things are supposed to rhyme, but I'm not doing that. That would take too much energy. Basically, I was on a date with my boyfriend, Ares, and I lost this super cool rose that can make anyone fall in love with me, similar to my belt, but different because if I were to use it on, say, Annabeth Chase, it wouldn't work because she's in love with Percy Jackson. But, another thing is, only I can pick it up or touch it without it affecting me. However, my husband, Hephaestus, set a trap for me and Ares. And I am not going to get tricked… again. So, I'm sending you two! Because that's the other thing. See, if I sent only one of you, then you wouldn't be in any sort of relationship, so you would go insane. Therefore, I must send the two of you so that you can form a bond, and not go insane." The puppet in the attic told the two boys.
"We already have a bond. I hate him." Nico replied.
"Denial is always the first step."
"I hate you."
"Yes yes, just like you hate Will Solace."
"More than how much I hate Solace. At least he's not constantly meddling with my life."
"Anyways, I gotta go now. I have another date with Ares."
"Don't leave a scarf."
"Been there, done that."
"Leave nothing."
The pink mist vanished. and Nico glared at the puppet. Will started walking out of the attic. The two boys went first to the Apollo cabin so Will could grab his things, and then to the Hades cabin. The two walked straight out of the camp, and over to where Argus was waiting for them. A pink form appeared in front of them, and then it shimmered into a map. It had one are circled:
Washington D.C.
And this, kids, is what happens when you get bored at two thirty in the morning. Okay, but, can you imagine how outraged Nico would be if Nico and Will had a son who was dating Percy and Annabeth's son? He'd be all: Son, this is a bad idea. Percy's gonna- And then Percy would bust into the Hades cabin with his son and be like, Hey Nico! My son is your son's type! And Nico would face palm, and then Will and Annabeth would walk into the cabin and be like, Umm… Awkward… I'm so sorry you kids had to see that. Run along now. And then five seconds later everyone would bust out laughing and then Percy's son would be all, Well of course I am! I'm awesome! And then Nico's son would probably say something like, Yes you are. And Oh My Gods I need a whole new fanfiction for this just you wait because my babies will make babies! I have o idea how Will and Nico have kids. I'm just going to say that they made a love child… Or I should say… Love CHILDREN! I swear I'm going to die because of these ships and also, HEY UNCLE RICK! WHY IS PERCABETH IN TARTARUS! HOLY HEPHAESTUS WHY! I think I speak for the whole fandom when I say, you are our ultimate FRENEMIE, Uncle Rick!
