Jesse was the last one to be seated at the mid-morning brunch at the kitchen table. Finally it was Saturday. Luckily, Jesse would have the whole day to himself. Danny was taking the three girls to the zoo and Joey had a gig two cities away.

"Dad let's go!" Stephanie begged.

"Alright, Steph, don't worry, we'll leave soon. You ready Deej?"

"Yeah dad," she said, getting up and hugging Jesse and Joey, "Bye Uncle Jesse. Bye Joey. Good luck with your act today!"

"Thanks DJ, see you later! Bye Steph, bye Michelle," Joey kissed each girl goodbye and almost did the same to Jesse. Holding up a finger between his and Joey's face, he said, "Hold it. Nobody kisses Uncle Jesse goodbye."

Michelle whined, and Jesse softened up. "Except the girls..." he sighed, leaning down to let Michelle kiss him right on his nose. He giggled. "Have fun at the zoo!" he called out to the Tanners. Jesse waved to them as they drove away. Joey got into his VW and backed out of the driveway. Jesse closed the door and sighed. He was relieved to have a day off from the usual Tanner family chaos.

The phone broke the peaceful silence, making Jesse scowled. He picked it up.

"Talk to me...Becky, hi! Of course you can come over. Danny? Uh, sure, he's home. No problem. Bye." Jesse did his evil-genius laugh, the one he pulled every time he thought of a fool-proof plan.