Hi again! III'MMM BAACCKK! Now aren't you excited? It's sad how fast I updated this. Sadly, I have nothing better to do. (Cough I have no life cough) Anyway here's the next chapter! I do not own Hetalia or any of its characters yada yada you get the point. OK HERE IS DA NEST CHAPTER!

Alice was still wandering around. She couldn't tell where she was, exactly, but thought maybe she could get to America (America America, not the guy America) and see if her apartment was there, just anime. Even if it was though, she didn't think any one else was here, unless some one got into her apartment. She stopped suddenly, causing people to glance at her as they passed by. Maybe…some one DID get into my apartment…she thought. Her friends normally came into her apartment for a surprise birthday party on her birthday. Was it possible they were here too? Maybe the TV wasn't doing it's weird teleport-to-places-that-don't-exactly-exist thing anymore. But if it was…she decided to look around for her friends. This might take a while…

BACK TO HER FRIENDS: FOCUSING ON JADE

Jade's head throbbed. And her mind was all fuzzy. Where the heck was she? The last thing she remembered was jumping into Alice's apartment…

Wait. The TV had been funky. That she remembered. It was like…

"Hello? Hello? Are you ok? Wake up! You're not dead, are you? Oh, maybe I should call Germany! Uh, I have pasta! I'll give you some if you wake up! Please! You're starting to scare me!" wailed an Italian voice above Jade's head. She groaned and turned around, opening her jade-green eyes (hence her name) to see Italy's face two inches above hers. Italy? Wait…what was going on? "Ah!" he said, relieved. "You're awake! I was so worried." Everything was…anime? Jade shook her head, confused. "Um…" she said, unsure where to begin. She smoothed back her glossy black hair, which went to mid-waist, and looked to see if her friends where here with her.

They were. Beverly was asleep, her eyebrows scrunched up her blue eyes closed, her red hair a mess. Hailey was starting to open her green and gold/amber eyes. Her skin was dirty; all of theirs were, they were in the dirt, but with Hailey you couldn't tell, because she was so tan. She sat up, shook her head, her dark brown hair swishing around her head. Her eyes opened wider when she noticed everything was in anime. Rose was asleep next to Beverly, her blue-green eyes closed, her blond hair a mess like every one else's. She was going to freak about that when she woke up, Jade noted. She was obsessed with her hair and appearance. Emma was getting up, wiping dirt off her freckled face, her brown eyes hard, her dark brown hair in a pony tail. That was Emma. She was tough and brash, no matter were she was. Jade quickly checked on Carrie, her gentle friend asleep, her dark chocolate colored eyes close, her black hair making an almost halo-like figure around her head.

Jade sighed in relief that they were all together, and decided this is probably what happened to Alice. Her thoughts were interrupted when the Italian man (she wouldn't believe it was Italy, because that was way to crazy and impossible) spoke up and said, "Ah, okay, so you are all ok, ya? Do you need any help? I can call my friends Germany and Japan to come help? What happened?" he asked a bright smile on his face. He waited for Jade to respond, looking at her with a permanently contorted with glee look on his face. Jade just stared back, not sure what to say. Finally she spoke.

"Um, well, uh, er, you see, well, um…" was all she managed to stutter out. "You're not too good with words, are you?" he asked happily. She studied his face, and deciding that he didn't mean any offense, said, "Um, well, thanks, uh, I think, so, uh, we're ok, so you can, like, go now." She said, sounding some what breathless. Italy looked confused. "Are you sure you're ok? 'Cause I can help!" he said cheerfully.

"We're fine. Uh, thanks. So, um, by." She said, needing him to go away so she could talk stuff over with her friends. "Ok, see you later!" he said happily, before getting up and bounding away. Jade stared at him, then turned to her friends to ask if they knew what had happened.

BACK TO ALICE

Alice had decided she defiantly needed to join the Axis, because maybe they could help her track her friends down. Once she gained their trust and whatnot. Alice thought for a sec, then decided if she was to join, she needed to pretend to be a big country for a bit, and probably not be a girl. She didn't think that the Axis would want girls on their team. Except for maybe Italy, but then again he was obsessed with girls and plus he never really got a say in anything.

Alice was actually in luck. Once, for a school play, she had had to play a boy character. The teacher was WAY too into the play, and made her practice jutting out her chin and speaking in a gruff voice. Thank you, Mr. Tehran. She said silently as she went into a shop.

"Do you have any linen?" she asked at the register desk. The register gave her a weird look. "Linen? You mean to like bind your-"

"Yea, yea, I know it's weird, but I need to have a flat chest, ok?" she said, which some how didn't help her case in the register thinking she was a weirdo. The register gave her some, and said, "Uh, it's on the house." "Really? Thanks." Alice said, relieved because she didn't think she had any money on her. She also got the register to get her a free Alaskan army suit, and was on her way.

Alice decided to be Alaska, because she didn't think Alaska was ever introduced into the show. She bound her chest, put her hair in a bun, and put on the suit. The suit luckily had a cap, so she covered her long hair with that. She decided to leave out her bangs, because she had a girlish enough face for them to be suspicious, so she decided she would keep her head low, and cover her face with the bangs and cap. Alice looked in the mirror. I look hot. She thought, some what amused with her appearance. From any else's point of view, she looked like a shorter man…boy…could you call an eighteen year old a man? Anways, she looked like a shorter than other countries man-boy, with bangs covering her face along with a cap. Her suit was grey, matching the hat. She seemed to not have as much as a muscular body as the other countries, even though she was rather strong, but she decided to convince the Axis she was quick instead. Alice HAD taken karate lessons, but she didn't think Alaskans knew karate, so she decided to not show them her totally boss karate skills.

Alice went up to the beach, where in the episodes the Japan, Germany, and Italy seemed to meet. Sure enough, they were there. She went up to them, some what nervous. Ok, uh, jut your chin, speak in a gruff voice and stuff. Talk about…crap what do guys talk about? Guys where I live are all total pervs, but I don't know about these guys…well they all seem pretty bent on world domination and that stuff…what the heck I'm just winging it.

"Uh, hi." Alice said in a gruff, oh-so-manly voice. Germany and Japan looked up in surprise. Italy was asleep. "Hello. How can we help you?" Japan said quietly with a Japanese accent. Alice took a deep breath and righted herself.

"I want to join the Axis." She said some what bluntly. They looked up in surprise. Then Italy got up suddenly and said, "Of course you can join! Can you help me defeat Britain? Do you like pasta? I love pasta! Who are you any way?" he said in an excited puppy dog voice. "Italy!" Germany said angrily. "Don't be telling him he can join when we don't know who he is! He could work for the Allies!" Relief swept through Alice when she realized Germany thought she was a boy. "I am Alaska." She stated. "I want to join the Axis because I think you have a, uh, a noble cause. I heard from around the area about you, and decided I would like to come and join you. Looks like you could use some extra help." She said, looking at the small threesome. Germany considered. Please don't ask me how many men I have in my army. Please don't ask me how many men I have in my army. Please don't ask me…

"Well, let me think." Germany said. "How could you help us?" he said, staring hard at her. Alice had prepared for this. "I am fast and strong even though I don't look so. I work hard, and, um, I know a bit of fighting skill" she said, hoping putting in that last part wasn't a mistake. Germany looked thought full. "Well, alright. But, you must work hard and train hard. There will be no slackers on this team." He said forcefully. Alice nodded, wondering if he had noticed how Italy trained. (cough he's a slacker cough)

Alice was relieved. At least I got something done. After a bit I can ask if they have any tracker thing to help. And maybe they can help me find my way back. Alice noticed Japan was giving a weird, almost cautious look. Well, it had said in the episodes that he wasn't very social. Maybe this was just strange and awkward for him.

JAPANS POV

I wasn't sure if it was my imagination, but Alaska looked almost like…a girl. Germany and Italy didn't seem to notice, but still, I didn't quite trust him if he was hiding his true gender. I decided to keep an eye on him, even though I don't really like new people. Alaska was sitting down next to Italy, who was telling him all the wonders of pasta and food. I couldn't really see his face too well with the bangs blocking it, but maybe that was his goal. I decided to just keep an eye on him, and if he did anything out of line, I would go to Germany and Italy straight away.

A COUPLE OF DAYS LATER: IN THE ALLIES MEETING ROOM

"Hey people, did you hear the Axis got a new member joining their team?" America demanded as slammed a news paper down onto the table about the new member. "Where on earth did you get that news paper?" Britain asked. America ignored him and said, "Do you know what that means? It means their bribing people to join! Soon they'll have more people than us!"

"They still only have four, and we have five. So we have one more than them." France pointed out. He snagged the new paper to see if the new guy was cute, while Britain said, "I thought we kind of all are at a truce right now. I mean you've been hanging out with that swanker Japan, haven't you?" America said in a loud voice, "WELL THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT READY TO BLOW HIM OUT INTO SPACE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT! I'M AMERICA, PEOPLE!" Britain rolled his eyes and said, "Yes, we know, you always remind us."

Russia said, with a rather creepy smile, "Well we can attack right now, da? And then we will have the element of surprise, no?" China shook his head, and said, "No no no, you've got it all wrong. We will want to go MEET this new guy, become friends, discover his weakness, AND THEN we will attack!" Everyone looked at each other, and shrugged, deciding it was a good enough idea.

BEVERYLY'S POV

When I woke up, everything was anime. "Hhmmm…" I said, thinking about this new situation and how to handle it. I was rather calm under the circumstances, unlike Jade, who was rather hysterical. "GUYS WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?" she cried, her eyes wide as possible. "Jade, calm down. We'll find a way out of this." I said, still thinking. Jade was still talking hysterically but I tuned it out. A certain times, I wanted to strangle her, but right now I could understand why she was so upset. She didn't have to be so loud and obnoxious about it though. I sighed heavily, and said, "Look, how about we find Alice, ok? She probably got sucked into this too, and we need to stick together." I looked around. Rose was trying to fix her hair, Jade still hysterical, Carrie looking out at the buildings in the distance, Emma looking both amused and frustrated at everyone, Maggie trying to figure how we could survive and how to get food and water, Hailey just looking at everyone with a calm, almost bored expression on her face. I sighed again. Great troops.

A COUPLE WEEKS LATER

Alice was starting to get nervous around Japan. He seemed to be onto her "dirty little secret." Luckily, he seemed to be the only one. The Allies visited a couple weeks ago.

-FLASHBACK WWEEEE XD-

Germany got up, looking at the distance. "We have company." He said. Alice turned to see five figures making their way towards the group. America was in lead. "Hey dudes! We just heard about your new guy on the team, and wanted to meet him" he said, his usual happy-go-lucky self. Alice took a breath, then stood up and turned to greet them. Her bangs covered one of her eyes and half of her face, but the one eye they could see froze them. The Allies just sort of stared until Alice, beginning to feel uncomfortable, said, "So did you need something, or did you just want to stand here awkwardly?" she knew speaking up like this probably wasn't the smartest move, but being polite was really starting to get on her nerves. They shook out of it, and the rest of the meeting was spent them trying to get to know Alice better. Alice was cautious about what she said; in case she gave away she knew more about them than they thought she knew.

In the Allies conference room:

"I don't trust him." America said, slamming his fist into his open palm. "I say we just knock him into next week." France laughed obnoxiously and said, "Well I thought he was rather cute. Why not just make friends?" The two went on like that for the rest of the meeting. America wasn't sure why, but he felt he just couldn't trust this guy. France just thought he was cute but then again France thought everyone was cute. So the Allies are still undecided about what to do about Alaska aka Alice the man-boy-girl…thing…

-END FLASHBACK AAWWWW-

Alice was deep enough into thought that she didn't notice Japan until she quiet literally crashed into him. They rolled down the hill into a rather awkward situation, were Japan was on his hands and knees with Alice underneath him. Alice groaned, and opened her eyes. "AAAAUUGGHH!" she screamed when she saw Japan's face right above hers. "Geez, Japan." She said, panting, her heart going a million miles an hour. Not because she liked him, but because she was startled. Japan snapped out of his shock and apologized immediately. "Sorry." He stared hard at her face. Now that the bangs weren't covering it, she really did look like a girl to him. And why did she always have that hat on? "Um, do you want to get off me, or what?" she said, a bit nervous. Making a split decision, he pulled off her hat and undid her bun.

Japan caught his breath. Okay, so Alaska was obviously a girl. He could tell with the long hair, and her bangs out of her face and all. He got off her and sat back, staring. "Alaska…" he said hesitantly. She stared at him in shock, surprised he had gotten up the nerve to do that. He continued. "You're a girl?"