You know you're a Whovian because:
If Captain Jack Harkness is involved, there will be slash in some form. This is a scientifically proven fact. Anyone who attempts to deny it will be thrown into the Void.
You would like a Jelly Baby, but only if Tom Baker offers it to you.
Playing the recorder (badly) helps you think.
If you see a statue covering its eyes, you will not blink until you are several miles away.
If you hear something fall down and break, you will run to where it fell, yelling 'ACE!'
You are going to learn all forms of Gallifreyan if it kills you.
'K-9 did my homework perfectly, and then shot it with his laser' is a perfectly legitimate excuse.
You can't re-write history, not one line! But then again, time can be re-written.
You want to go to Cardiff just so you can stand where the TARDIS landed in Utopia.
You want to get a laser spanner, then go back in time so Emily Pankhurst can steal it. (Cheeky woman!)
A/N: TaDa! Another one. There might be more up today coz I am obsessed with writing it. :D
