Light stares at the stars.
"WHY ARE STARS SO FRICKEN CHICKEN LICKIN BRIGHT?" he asks.
Finally, Misa Misa, the dumb blonde, enters HQ.
"DAMMIT LIGHT-KUN! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?" she asked the oblivious student.
"I feel funny..." says Light. Sitting in his lap is a pink mint bunny. Rhyming and references ftw
Misa walks over to Light and slaps him across the face.
"UGHGHHH... WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DRUUUUGGZ?/?!1!" She exclaims.
Light is nikid, and lies down on his back.
"My nose is broken thanks to writer-san..." he says.
"WHAT? Stupid writer-kun!" Says Misa.
"YOU CANT SAY THAT!" says Light. "Writer-san doesnt have gender" Light makes a smug face.
"Light.. i'm sorry that this happened to you..." she says. "Kiss me, Light!" she says, puckering her ugly lips.
"EWW! COOTIES!" screams Light as he runs faster than Rainbow dash away from his moronic girlfriend.
WHATS GONNA HAPPEN?D?W:E:DEJNFJENFDFVJBD!D!1!sd1!D11!s!W!GAYYYYYYY
