"I've never seen anything like this"

Katara former wife and Sifu to Avatar Aang and Korra's Waterbending master had seen some strange and wondrous things over the years but this, well it certainly made the top ten list.

Katara ran a wave of water over Naruto's bare chest examining his chi path ways. Unknown to her what was really his Chakra Pathway System.

"Your energy is the strongest and biggest I've ever felt in just about anything"

"Really?" Korra asked as she sat was on the other side of the medical examining hut while holding onto Naruto's orange jacket; she couldn't help but spread a smile across her face "is it bigger than Aang's"

"Much Bigger" Katara said unintentionally she was to engaged in Naruto's physical to catch the double entendre "And I think he can last longer than Aang as well…..wait a minute"

Katara's face dropped in a deadpan expression as she stopped her exam and turned her attention to her young apprentice

"I'm sorry Korra how old are you again?"

Korra started cracking up and couldn't help but laugh at the words her old master had said.

Naruto sat up and started to smile too "ha I get it that was a penis joke ha ha ha, HEY!" at that moment Katara had released the water she was using on top of Naruto's head.

"Watch it granny Katara! I could get a cold or something" Naruto yelped as he started the shack his head dry.

Katara turned to Naruto "Young man if been a healer for close to half a century you're not going to catch a head cold form room temperature water" she turned around and started writing her diagnosis on a clip board.

"And don't call me Granny Katara" she said in a clam tone

"Sorry" Naruto replied as he scratched the back of his head

"You can call me Gran Gran" Naruto's face light up and smiled

"Ok Gran Gran Katara" Korra walked up to the exam table with her arms folded under Naruto's jacket

"You never let me call you Gran Gran"

As Katara jotted down her notes she replied without looking up "I'm your master and your my apprentice, it wouldn't be proper" she put the clipboard down as she started putting on a pair of surgical gloves "Besides you've never asked, now could you step outside"

"Why?"

"Yeah why? I don't mind Korra being here" Naruto said.

"I'm going to need to check for any signs of a hernia and examine your prostate, do still mind if Korra stays?" she asked the last part rhetorically

Naruto had a perverted grin as he looked at Korra "I don't mind, what do you say Kory you see mine and you show me yours" his eyebrows moving up in down in a flirty manner.

Korra responded by bending a stream of water at his face from a nearby basin.

"pfff, what's with you water users splashing people in the face!" Naruto said while spitting out execs water from his mouth.

"Just trying to cool you off big guy, I'll be outside." Korra throw Naruto's jacket at him which he the used to dry his face as Korra proceeded to exit the hut.

"Oh and by the way" Korra said stopping by the door "Don't call me Kory Sun Head" she then left the hut.

Naruto placed his jacket behind him and got off the exam table and started to run his hands through his hair "Sun Head? Most people call me Whisker Face when they want to get a rise out of me"

"Well then Mr. Whisker face I'm going to need you to remove your pants and under wear so I can start your last exam, then you're free to go."

Naruto nodded in understanding and proceed to do so only to wince at the sound of Katara snapping the ends of her gloves.

LINE BREACK THAT"S NOT HOW YOU SPELL BREAK SHUT UP

Korra exited out of the hut and closed the door behind her as she placed her arms behind her and just thought back to the last hour.

Just an hour ago she met Naruto, just an hour ago she met the nine tailed beasts living in Naruto's head, and just about an hour ago those nine siblings had formed some sort of mental link in her mind allowing Naruto to speak and understand Korra's native tongue. Just before asking her to take Naruto to get a checkup, then booting them out of Naruto's head.

"This has been one heck of a night" Korra said out loud.

"Really?" an all too familiar voice said "why don't you tell me about it"

Korra tuned to her right to see her Father Tonraq chief of the Southern Water Tribe along with at least half a dozen White Lotus Sentries.

"Ahhh, hi dad!" Korra said nervously with her hand raised up in a halfhearted wave. "I'm not so late to dinner that you'd have to round up a search party"

"This isn't time for jokes Korra is it true what the Sentries stationed at the lookout tower said did you bring a stranger to the compound?"

Korra knew there was no way around this dad had his tough Chief face on rather than his tough dad poise with his arms cross and stink eye out.

"Yeah, but he looked hurt and tired what was I going to do let him freeze to death out there, I'm the Avatar Dad saving people's kind in the job description."

"Be that as it may..."Tonraq said lessoning his tough chief face. "You should have alerted some of the Sentries or me before proceeding to take him to Master Katara."

"oh come on Dad, Katara doesn't need a bunch of bodyguards whiles she examining a guy so out of it he thought Naga was a giant bowl of magic flying rice." Korra said emphasizing her statement with arm waves

"And besides Naruto's a completely normal guy" Korra crossed her arms in a way as to back up her up.

Just then Naruto exited out of the hunt and walked up to Korra the White Lotus Sentries tensed and where ready if he tried something while Tonraq still stood in his same position.

"uhhh" Naruto began rubbing his butt in pain "I think Gran Gran Katara could have been a little more gentle I have the feeling the next time I have to go take a dump my poop's going to come out like burning lava"

Korra still with arms crossed and a serious look on her face said "ok maybe he isn't that Normal"

Naruto turned and faced Tonraq and his entourage "who the fuck are you guys"

The White Lotus Sentries where a little taken back at Naruto's colorful use of language.

Korra pointed at the group "Naruto these are the White Lotus Sentries who guard this training compound and my dad Chief Tonraq of the Southern Water Tribe"

Naruto walked up to Tonraq and stuck out his hand "nice to meet you Uncle Tonraq my names Naruto Uzumaki"

Tonraq shook Naruto's hand never breaking eye contacted "That's chief Tonraq young man"

Naruto never losing his smile replied "how about I call you Uncle Tonraq and you can call me what you really want to call me"

Tonraq couldn't help but grin at Naruto's boldness "alright kid you wouldn't mind coming with me and answering a few questions would you?"

Naruto let his hand go from Tonraq's and placed both his arms behind his head while giving off his fox face.

"Sure I don't mind" Tonraq moved to the side and guild his arm to the direction he wanted Naruto to start moving in.

Naruto started walking while being extorted by the Sentries. "See you later Kory I'll met up with you after your dad and his friends are done beating me up for hanging out with you" Naruto said jokingly

"Yeah see ya" Korra said turning her attention toward Tonraq who still hadn't left yet "dad you better not hurt him because if you do.."

"Korra I'm only doing what I'd do to anyone who came to this compound without an invitations I'm not going to be any harder on him than I would on anyone else even if he was a boy, with really strange hair." Tonraq shock his head lightly for losing his train of thought. "You should head on home your mother is expecting you for dinner I'll be there shortly"

Korra huffed "Dad I just met him ok you don't have to be super protective on me and his hair isn't that weird back on his planet"

Tonraq who was about to leave stopped and turned around "What did you just say?"

"Oh" Korra said happily getting a little joy at her father's confused face

"Naruto's not from this world he crash landed in a comet he made when he was sailing through space he's an alien from the planet Shinju"

AN: Sorry for Grammar and Misspelling