Chapter 2
In Jelly Fish Fields:
(SpongeBob's POV) Point of view
"Patrick, you've been running in circles hours, chasing the same dam jellyfish!!!! I need to get back to work!!! Mr. Krabs is going to kill me!!!" he yells. Patrick skids to a sudden halt and the jellyfish flies into the net, backwards. He raises his head and jumps joyfully. "COME ON BUDDY!!! That fag Mr. Krabs won't mind." Patrick tries to convince. "Come on! I will get you a free Krabby Patty!" he persuades. "OH boy!!!" Patrick shrieks. And they both run off to the Krusty Krab.
5 Minutes later
"I'm back from my lunch break!!!!" he yells. "SpongeBob, you ass! You are 12 seconds late!!!" Mr. Krabs scolds. "Sorry sir. Patrick was taking forever." He says pathetically. "AHH, the chubby fagot. I see. You should have just left without him!" They're bantering continued, well until Squidward enters the scene and Mr. Krabs gets distracted by a rich customer. "Hi, Squidward!!!!" he yells with enthusiasm. "Humph" Squidward replies. Patrick was standing at the register dazed. "May I take your order?" Squidward asks annoyed. "What is your problem? Where's your enthusiasm? You should be fired! You are just a sorry excuse for a cashier!" Patrick screams. SpongeBob taps his shoulder. "All he did was asking for your order." "Oh….sorry Squidward." Patrick smiles innocently. "I want an uhhh…….." he trails off and begins to drool. Squidward snaps once, twice, three times. "A Krabby Patty with onions, tomatoes, shoes, barnacles, and nose hairs." Patrick finishes. "WHAT!!!" Squidward loudly inquirers. "Here is your order Patrick" SpongeBob smiles. "uhh….Squidward. Would you taste it?" "No" he replies. Mr. Krabs over hears their conversation and runs over. "Squidward the customer is always first!" "But Mr. Krabs did you hear the order??" "No, but taste it or I will shank you." He whispers. SpongeBob whispers on Squids ears "That isn't really a Krabby Patty with onions, tomatoes, shoes, barnacles, and nose hairs." "Ohhh…I see!!" Squid takes a bit and spits it out immediately and stares at his tongue. "SPONGEBOB!!!!" Squidward yells. "Sorry, we were all out of onions." He looks down at the ground. Patrick was on the floor laughing hi head off. "What a loser!!!That eight legged idiot ate a burger with onions, tomatoes, shoes, barnacles, and nose hairs!!!!" Patrick stands, wipes his eyes and calms down. Squidward slaps him. "I quit!! Those barnacle heads are my neighbors that is bad enough!!! Go screw up someone else's dammed life!!!!" he walks out the door and it slams shut. "Pity." Mr. Krabs says and the other two nods. Their work continues. Orders came flying off the grill and money straight into the cash register. They had no idea what was coming for them.
N/A:Please review!!!! I would like to know what people think about this. :D anywho..enjoy..not sure when Chapter 3 will be out..so please be pacient...
