The dog laid still, unmoving. A large red cut went across its throat. Harry felt his cock throb hard at the sight of the dog.
"Rape the focking dog ya lil shit" His uncle told him. "Or I'll rape ye guts"
Harry stood up. He was excited that this could be an opportunity to get laid, even if the thing he fucks is dead. Harry walked to the dogs behind and stuck his dick into the dog. It felt great and Harry smiled.
The snake crawled out Harrys ass and harry felt like he was taking a long shit. The snake than says "thanks for the ride mate and slithered away. Cum appeared out the dogs ass as Harry pulled out.
2 in 1 necrophilia and beastiality! What a fucking record!
The window flew open and a letter flew out. Harry caught the letter with his dickhole and read the letter
Jesus' house
4 Pivet drive
Dear Harry Louis Nutsack-Pubic-Hair-Styles,
You have been asked to go to Wogharts School for retarded wizards. As you're retarded, you are allowed to go. Pick up a dildo, overused fanny and squirrel balls from Diagonal Dragon Alley. Avoid the red dragon named Bendydick Crumpetswatch.
Love, Ronalda McGonald
Beside McGonalds name was a strange looking M shaped as golden arches.
Harry smiled and jumped in the air. "Woohoo!" Harry shouted as he was happy to escape Jesus. Then his face hit the floor. Jesus had grabbed his legs and threw them into the air when Harry jumped. "Yer goin with me ya lil fucktard" Jesus said to Harry.
Harry was dragged out the room and downstairs. It hurt like hell when his head hit the stairs several times. At the bottom of the stairs Harry felt a bruise on his head. He was dragged out side and thrown into the side of the car.
It's more like the skeleton of the car. There is no door or roof of the car, just a frame. It looked like a Romanian car. Jesus started the engine and the seat jumped up with Harry in it.
"Stay in the focking car shithole!" yelled Jesus. Harry cant find a seatbelt so he hugged the seat.
Harry hugged the seat for a few hours until they reached a "Moetel" Harry got up and saw an old ugly balding man. Jesus walked up to the man and made out with him as the man was Jesus' lover. The lovers name was Moe. Harry ran inside to change his clothes.
Just as Harry got dressed, Uncle Jesus ran inside and grabbed Harry. He then dragged Harry to the car. "Get iside the fockin car ya shite." Jesus said. Harry replied "But theres no inside, cars outside."
Jesus pulled out a bat from his ass and swung at Harry. Harry dodged and ran from Jesus. He ran until he ran up to Moe.
"Help me!" cried Harry. Moe just smiled and started masturbating. Harry can't move his legs . He didn't know why. Moe masturbated until he nutted in Harry's eyes.
Harry went down screaming. The last thing he saw was a bat swung at his head.
Harry woke up later in an old cabin. He got up to look out the window. Or tried to if there wasn't a trumpet stuck up his ass. The trumpet made noise as harry struggled to the window.
He looked outside and saw he was in the middle of a sea. Lovely
Jesus walked into the room from a set of stairs, a musket in hand. "Doncha move Arry" Jesus said. Harry swung his hands up. Harry cried "please don't shoot me. I didn't have sex yet". Which was totally untrue as he clearly had sex with the dead dog early on.
Then there was a loud bang on the door.
