"Well, Zabuza, what do you think?" Haku asked as the pair continued their observation of the boy with the weird power inside of him.

"Hell will freeze over before I willingly waste a even single pawn on him." Zabuza ground out. He didn't care what his gut was telling him about the kid's potential, he had a nearly a full days worth of observation in the back of his head screaming one word. Pervert.

Zabuza would sooner eat his own scarf raw than put the brat in a position with extended exposure to Haku. Cause either way, he'd get himself killed. And frankly, it was bad etiquette and a waste of time to kill one of your own pawn.

"Ah, someone is approaching the target." Haku whispered to her master from their hiding place behind a tree. A simple illusion spell and no one could even tell the tree seemed to have gained some odd-shaped growths on the side.

"Haku, am I seeing this right?"

"Yes."

"What does a fallen angel want with the pervert?" Zabuza mused, as the girl confessed to the brat. Something was up, he just didn't know what. Yet.

"Haku, follow the target at a distance and see if you can find their base of operation. Disengage at the first sign of detection. Right now -we- are the unknowns, and I plan on keeping it that way."

"Understood, Zabuza." Haku nodded before leaning over to give the taller man a kiss on the cheek. "If they have any sense, I won't be back in time to help with dinner, so I hope you don't mind waiting."

Zabuza just grunted, drawing out a small giggle from his female companion. "Not the time Haku, we are on the job."

"Hai, hai~" Haku grinned as she disappeared in puff of smoke to track down her target. Apparently Issei-kun had a date tomorrow.

Wonder if Zabuza would agree to a date some time this week? She thought as she cast another illusion spell over herself to blend into the crowd with her target insight.

Well, we could have date night tonight.. Haku smirked. That seemed like a good plan in her mind. After all they hadn't had one in the past week, so why wait any longer?


Zabuza slowly shook his head once Haku was gone. That girl was going to be the death of him one day with the damn teasing. Well, just be glad you have the chance to be teased. The swordsman reminded himself before dispelling the illusion spell, stepping back onto the road.

He flipped through his music player as he walked the crowded streets. One of most fascinating things he found in the human world was amount of music available, even if it had originally been foisted upon him by his queen. There was the purely instrumental songs that brought back memories of his past life, then there was everything else. A nearly infinite selection of genres.

It took him a minute, but eventually Zabuza settled on a song, nodding along quietly as he blended into the mob. This was the start, the first step towards realizing his dream.


"Settle down, settle down." The teacher called out as he walked in to take roll call, and if the rumors were true introduce the transfer students. But to Issei it was all icing on the cake. He was one the first step of his path to having a harem. Or specifically, he had his first date later tonight.

Issei gave the typical 'Here' when his name was listed off, as his brain went to work planning out his date, only to be dragged out by Matsuda constantly poking his side.

"What?" Issei whispered as he glared at his fellow pervert for disturbing his thoughts of Yuuma and his great first date.

Matsuda didn't say a word, he simply pointed towards the front of the glass room with a goofy smile on his face.

Once Issei turned his head he could see why. Ignoring the six-foot tall, pale skinned gorilla with the scarf around his face, there was an angel in his classroom. One with pure white skin, long black hair that framed her face, warm dark-brown eyes and a smile that seemed to be aimed directly at him.

Issei, you lucky bastard. It seems your luck is finally changing.


"Good morning everyone. My name is Yuki Haku. It is a pleasure to meet you. I enjoy romance novels, cooking and arts and crafts. I look forward to getting to know all of you, and enjoying our time together as friends." Haku bowed slightly after her introduction, giving time for Zabuza to roll his eyes at the greeting.

"Thank you Miss Yuki. It is nice to have you here as well, and now Mr.." The teacher looked down at his notes. Not to avoid the gaze of the large teenager before him, oh no. He'd been a teacher for years, and he'd dealt with enough delinquents, female or male that few of them had the chance to scare him. Still, the eyes on this one were enough to raise the caution flags. "Momochi."

"Zabuza Momochi. Likes. None of you. Dislikes. All of you. Dreams for the future. None of your business. I don't want to be your friend, so leave me alone, or I will make you leave me alone." Zabuza said in a dull monotone, like a child reading from a script. He was here for Haku, so long as she had fun, his school life was unimportant.

"Ah.. that was.. informative. Now Mr. Momochi, I do have to remind you of the school dress code, and ask you to please remove your scarf."

Zabuza raised an eyebrow at the teacher. "And if I say no?"

"Then you'll have to stay after class. You wouldn't want that on your first day, now would you?" The teacher threatened back, getting only a snort from the taller teen.

"Better men than you have tried Teach. Now shut up and tell us where we are sitting."

"Fine Mr. Momochi. For that you will be staying after school to clean up. As for your seating. You and Miss Yuki will be in the back of the class. Since you don't have text-" The teacher started only to be interrupted by Motohama's hand shooting into air.

"Sensei! Haku can borrow my text book for today!"

"Oh.." The teacher felt a sweat drop appear, as even he could see through the boys intentions. "That is rather generous of you Motohama. Now would anyone be willing to lend Zabuza a text-book."

To his surprise roughly five hands went up. Oh you poor young girls. The teacher thought with a shake of his head. Thinking a bad boys the guy for you. I foresee a few broken hearts in the future. "Well, how bout-"

"I'll share with Zabuza, Sensei." Haku spoke up beside him with a smile on her young face.

Oh sweet lord. The teacher sighed in defeat. "Alright Miss Yuki. Please take Motohama's text-book, and take your seat. We've wasted enough time as it is."


"So, Motohama. Report." Issei asked as he took his seat for lunch, and the daily meeting of the Perverted Trio. The topic of today's meeting? The three sizes of the beautiful new transfer student, and complaining about the sudden popularity of the dusk skinned gorilla that came with her.

"B85-H55-W82 cm." Motohama pushed up his glasses as he listed off his measurements with pride.

Matsuda nodded as he stroked his chin, deep in thought. "Not too busty, and for her size it works. Any ideas on what the colour of her panties and underwear?"

"White." Issei spoke up with finality. "An angel such as her would wear only white."


"Che. Perverted men should just die." Muruyama muttered under her breath as she munched on her sandwich. "Specifically those three idiots."

"Now, now. Boys will be boys Muruyama." Haku spoke up as she played with the food in her bento. Leftover beef stir fry from last night, along with rice balls and a few mini dango for desert. Zabuza spoils me. She thought with a small blush, thankful the school uniform had a collar to help hide the red marks running along her neck. In retrospect, she should have worn a turtleneck today.

"Please tell me you aren't defending their behavior, Haku. I know you are new here and don't want to make any enemies, but still. You don't have to be nice to those damn ero-monkeys." Katase warned as she began to pack away what remained of her lunch for after Kendo practice.

"Oh it's not that. I just find it kind of cute. Like a puppy that made a mess and still expects to get a treat." Haku popped a dango into her mouth, making a note to reward Zabuza later tonight for getting up early to buy them from the specialty shop.

"Pfft. A pet like that should be spade and neutered with prejudice." Katase snorted at the thought, getting a nod from Muruyama.

"Or simply thrown in the trash where they belong." Zabuza said as he placed his chair beside Haku to the shock of the other two girls. Their shock grew as the delinquent handed Haku a can of lemonade, only to receive a kiss on the cheek in return.

"Haku." The teenage swordsman warned.

"Zabuza." Haku teased back as her companion opened his lunch. "They are friends. You can open up a bit around them."

Zabuza looked over the stunned faces of Katase and Muruyama with a small grunt. "You've known them for half a day, if that." His answer got him a light smack to his chest as his chopsticks dove into Haku's bento box, swiping the cooked carrots and peppers, trading it for some of his beef.

"Eat. You're looking too thin lately." He commanded before starting himself, tuning out the conversation of the ladies to listen to the perverted trio, and keep a tally of exactly how many times they'd have to die to sooth his blood lust.

"So.. um.. how do you two know each other?" Muruyama asked as she looked over teen across from her. The academy uniform doing little to hide his muscular physique. The spiky black hair and constant scarf certainly gave him the appearance of a thug. Wait.. how is he even eating?

"Zabuza and I are partners." Haku answered with a bright smile on her face, to a blinking Katase, while Muruyama kept an eye on Zabuza. His food was held in the chopsticks one moment, then next it'd be gone and Zabuza's jaw could be seen moving.

What?!

Haku hid a grin at Muruyama's attempt to catch Zabuza in the act of eating. To this day she wasn't completely sure how he managed to make his food disappear.

"Partners.. as in boyfriend and girlfriend?" Katase spoke cautiously, not knowing what the reaction to the question would be. Though she knew a few girls would pay an arm and a leg for this kind of information. He'd only been here for a few short hours, but the rumor mill had already spun a tale of forbidden love between the school's prince Yuuto Kiba and the mysterious transfer Zabuza Momochi.

Some say they were childhood friends, separated in a tragic move, only to be reunited through the power of love and fate. Others claimed them to be a modern retelling of Romeo and Juliet in life. The number of different theories and stories grew by the hour, to the point even Katase couldn't keep half of the tales straight in her head. There was one constant though. It was a general agreement that in the love between Yuuto and Zabuza, Zabuza was the top.

"Yes. Yes we are."

"Oh. Well then." Katase sighed. Guess I got the job of crushing everyone's dreams…

Haku nodded as the conversation lulled, allowing her to finish her lunch. Even the beef. Chicken is still better in stir fry… She thought as she remembered the small argument the pair had last night as they discussed the differences between beef and chicken stir fry. Sadly, she lost that night. Least it's not rabbit. The one meat Haku would eat in only the most dire circumstances.


"Today was fun."

Zabuza just snorted. To him it was like the academy all over again. Just worse. At least in the academy they taught something important, how to survive, instead of algebra and calculus. The former mist ninja saw a lot of cheating in his future. Specifically copying Haku's work.

"Oh don't be like that. You had fun too." Haku grinned as she slipped off her school slippers. Frankly the whole practice confused her, but she put it down to cultural differences.

"Excuse me, are you two Zabuza Momochi and Haku Yuki?"

Great.. Zabuza turned to find himself looking down on some blonde haired pretty boy. "And if we are?"

"Ah, I was sent here by my Club President to see if you had time for a chat."

"Not interested." Zabuza waved the boy off as he stepped around him, not sparing the kid a second glance. Devil or not.

"Please? It'll only take a moment. Miss Gremory really wishes to welcome you to the school."

That stopped Haku in her tracks. "Zabuza, why don't I start dinner tonight, while you talk to the Gremory Heir?"

Zabuza glared at Haku, not liking what she was asking him to do. They had each others back after all. "Are you sure you can handle it by yourself?"

Haku nodded with a reassuring smile, leaving Zabuza to only sigh. "Fine. Just be careful. I don't know how sharp that new knife is, and I don't want you getting injured."

The blonde whispered a quiet "Thank you" to Haku who only smiled back.

"Alright fuck boy. Let's go talk to your master before I change my mind." Zabuza said as he took off towards the old school building. It had the largest concentration of demonic power nearby, aside from a building inside that belonged to the student council. He might be incorrect and heading off in the wrong direction but screw it. They are wasting my time, might as well waste some of theirs.

"Is he always like this?" The blonde boy asked, getting only a smile out of Haku.

"Oh, he's just getting used to the idea of a school where everyone isn't trying to kill each other." Haku said with a giggle, to the alarm of the blonde boy, before he remembered it was his job to show him the way.

"Thank you by the way!" The boy called back as he ran to catch up with Zabuza. Haku simply waved as the boy left.

Poor, poor Zabuza. Haku giggled, knowing she threw him to the wolves. But she could worry about that later. Today she had a fallen angel to follow and a date to oversee.

AN: Yo, chapter dos. Haku and Zabuza haven't even had a full day at school and they are already ninja'ing things up. Next up to come, Zabuza meeting the Occult Research Club and more. Remember, there is a poll up on my profile for possible love interests for Zabuza and Haku, so don't forget to vote so I can take your opinions into consideration. Or leave a review, that also helps. (And for those of you saying that Zabuza really wouldn't want a harem since he has Haku, do not worry, I am taking that entirely into account for the voting and writing as well.)

On an interesting side note, as I was looking through the Highschool DxD wiki and the Naruto one, I found a rather interesting comparison. Asia and Haku are basically the same height, and weight, only off by Haku being a hair taller and a smug lighter. So I thought why not give them similar sizes for their chest, waists, hips and such. That's in case anyone was wondering. And while some may call that lazy writing, I call it efficiency.

Anyways, hope you enjoy the chapter, I'll see you around next time~