TOTAL DRAMA ALL-STARS! Episode 2: An Aggressive reunion part 2.

"Last time on TOTAL DRAMA ALL-STARS… We met our all-star competitors, 24 in all, some carrying massive grudges against me, for their own reasons… arrows were shot at me, punches to my face we're thrown, and lawsuits issued against me came into effect, ugh… and I thought Courtney was the worst of my problems… anyways, after those troubles, Dawn and Scott revealed a surprizing blooming romance, and the sexual tension between Brick and Jo was ramped up to 11!

Should be great for ratings! Finally, the competitors were separated into their teams, as decided by fan vote. The hero team, the Honorable Knights, captained by Brick, Bridgette, and Lindsay with DJ, Owen, Trent, Dawn, Tyler, Dakota, Mike, Zoey, and Sam rounding out the roster.

The Villain squad, the Voracious Vultures, under the leadership of Heather, Alejandro, and Jo with Courtney, Duncan, Ezekiel, Scott, Izzy, Justin, Lightning, and Eva completing their roster. 2 Teams, 24 competitors, who will win the 10 MILLION DOLLARS? The Journey begins today on TOTAL, DRAMA, ALLL-STAARRSS!" "CHEF, WHERE'S MY LATTE?!" "Go get it yourself!" Chef replies angrily. "Good help is so hard to find…" Chris says.

(Title Screen, "I wanna be Famous)

At the Dining Hall…

Competitors are lining up for breakfast. "Is this actual food Chef?" asks Gwen. "Yes, Bacon and Eggs, NOW STOP ACTING ALL SURPRIZED THAT I CAN ACUALLY COOK! It's amazing what a clean kitchen and proper ingredients will do" says Chef, smiling with pride.

Confessional, Gwen: Sorry Chef, but after the horrifying gruel you've fed us the past 4 seasons, it's truly shocking to find you can actually cook decent food that poses no risk of killing us.

"So, Scott I have something to ask you…" Lightning says as he's enjoying his bacon and eggs to Scott, who's sitting right beside him. "Shoot Buddy" is Scott's reply. "How in the Sha-hell did you end up with creepy girl? I thought she hated your ass!" asks Lightning.

"First of all… if you call Dawn "creepy girl" again, you'll be meeting the many ends of my shark tooth necklace, got it? As for how it happened, now that's an interesting story…"

"CLEAR THE WAY EVERYONE! OWEN'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK!" Brick yells as he and Jo drag him into the dining hall, convulsing.

"OWEN?!" Izzy screams as she runs up to him, crying. "Does anyone have a defibrillator?!" screams a distressed Izzy. "Look, on the wall eh! I'll get it" says Zeke, trying to be as calm as possible.

He grabs it while Izzy rips open Owen's shirt. Zeke places the shock pads on Owen's chest as Izzy activates the defibrillator while everyone else looks on horrified.

The first charge runs through Owen's body, and he regains consciousness. "GASP" is the first sound heard coming from Owen to the relief of everyone. "Izzy? Zeke? Fancy meeting you here" Owen says weakly. "No worries eh buddy… I'll always have your back" says Zeke.

"Ok guys, the paramedics have arrived, it's all gonna be alright" Chris says as Owen is carried away on a stretcher by the paramedics. "Thank god, thanks for once Chris" says Gwen. "Yeah, you have no idea how many lawsuits I avoided!"

That's when Zeke loses it and punches Chris in the face so hard that he knocks him out cold. "Owen just had a heart attack eh, and you're WORRIED ABOUT LAWSUITS?!"

Zeke screams down on him as he prepares to unleash another wallop of a punch on Chris' unconscious ass when Scott grabs Zeke's "Let go eh! He deserves this and so much more!" Zeke screams as he struggles to get free.

"ZEKE! He ain't worth it, Holy Crap! Guys help me!" Scott yells as Zeke begins to change… his eyes change to a complete black, and his veins turn black as his skin turns as white as ivory. Brick, Lightning, Duncan, Tyler, and Scott combined managed to bring him to the ground where Izzy is screaming for him to stop.

"Zeke, if you can hear me, PLEASE STOP! EZEKIEL!" Izzy screams, crying. Finally Izzy manages to get through to him, "I-Izzy?" he asks as his irises go white again. "Thank god Zeke, you're back" Izzy says in relief.

"I was… gone?" he asks in confusion. "Yeah you were buddy, but you're okay now" says Brick. "Yes Ezekiel, it will be all right" Alejandro exclaims, to the shocked gasps of many others, and a smile from Heather. "What?"

Confessional, Alejandro: So the old Alejandro wouldn't have had any feeling for a person like Zeke, but now that I've pain like what that poor cabron (bastard) went through, I feel sorry for him, plus his strength and skill will come in handy later in the game. (He Chuckles evilly) Doesn't mean I have to LIKE him, he did cost me a million dollars afterall, I'll carry him as long as he's useful, then I'll crush him! (Static)

Bridgette: I can kinda see why Alejandro would feel sorry for Zeke, he was burned alive, and so he can probably empathize. I feel sorry for him too, I mean the reason Owen, and later I and Izzy went back to Wakanawa last year was to search for Zeke after he fell off the boat, we couldn`t find him though, poor Zeke… (Bridgette begins to cry as it goes to Static)

Scott: (Looking horrified at the imprint of Zeke's fingers on his arm) Yeooch! That hurt! I couldn't even hold him, he was freakishly strong! What the hell happened to him down in that mine?! (Static)

Izzy: What I saw from poor Zeke scared me; I mean it was nice of him to beat the crap out of Chris in Owen's honor, but when his eyes and veins went pitch black, and he went as (she shudders) white as sour cream… THAT was terrifying… and I've seen plenty of really scary things! I was just glad I was able to get through to him. Oh Zekers, what happened to you? (Izzy puts her head in her hands, and begins to cry in hysterics and beats the confessional walls as it goes to static)

Ezekiel: (Looking completely drained) Urrrggg… what happened to me eh? I remember beating Chris, then Scott grabbing me… (He looks at his hands, and notices the veins are A LOT blacker than usual, and recoils in terror) YAAAAHHHH! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME EH?! (He runs out of the Confessional screaming at the top of his lungs, plowing through the confessional door on his way out)

"Looks like both Owen is out of this competition for good" Blaineley says before shocked gasps and tearful cries from many competitors interrupted her, she continues after they calm down "And Chris has suffered a major concussion due to the beatings he's received from me, Scott, and Ezekiel, he will be missed… HA! Who are we kidding? He's finally getting what he deserves, right?!"

Blaineley exclaims, smiling impishly to raucous cheers and whistles from everyone in the room. "Uh, I've got a question…" Brick says "Shoot" Blaineley replies. "With Chris out, who's gonna host the show?" "My, my, THAT'S a really stupid question, I'll be hosting in Chris' absence of course" is Blaineley's reply. "I've got a question too, with Owen out, we're now down a man, and what do we do about that?" Zoey asks.

"Oh don't worry, we've already arranged for a replacement for Owen, can't have a team down a man before anyone's even eliminated, now can we?" "Who's the new teammate?" Mike asks. "Oh, you'll find out in due time, but we have to get to the challenge first, CHEF, Come on!" "Oh, go to you your cabins first and put your swimsuits on, and put your clothes back on top" Blaineley says

Chef pulls up to Blaineley in an ATV, she jumps on. "Follow me to the 1st Challenge of the Season guys!" She screams from the back of the ATV as the contestants run after her.

All of the contestants finally made it to the site of the first challenge… the other side of Kanakawa Island. "Welcome to the 1st challenge of the season! The Kanakawa Triathlon!" "YES! A TRIATHLON! I'M REGIONAL CHAMP 3 YEARS RUNNING!" Screams Jo as she jumps and down in celebration. "This is just like your typical Olympic Triathlon, except shorter, a few twists and turns along the way" says Blaineley, she continues "All of you will be competing in a 5 mile trail ride with

"Explosive" surprises and various other traps to the west shore of the Island, then a 2 mile swim through shark and Electric Eel infested waters to the smaller neighboring Island of Keckawa, then it's a simple half-mile run to the finish line!"

Blaineley exclaims. Scott facepalms himself "Hey, NONE of the challenges are my idea, they were all planned out weeks in advance by Chris" Blaineley says defensively. "Sigh… why am I not surprised?" asks Gwen.

"But before I explain the rules-"Zoey interrupts "There are actually RULES?" she asks incredulously. "YES, there are rules, I made sure of it" Blaineley says, slyly holding up a contract. "Gotta love fine print" She says, grinning.

Confessional, Duncan: (Grinning a smile that would make the Cheshire cat envious) Chris has used "the fine print" as his weapon to control us for 4 seasons now, so to see his own print used against him? Priceless man! I'm really starting to like Blaineley. (Static)

"Anyways, like I was saying, before I explain the Rules, Knights…" she says as a helicopter appears above the horizon, the door opens, a rope comes out… "Meet your new teammate, Classic competitor and notorious party boy, Geoff!" Blaineley exclaims as Geoff slides down the rope to the ground. "GEOFF!" Bridgette exclaims as she runs over to her Boyfriend, and gives him a deep Kiss.

When their lips part he says "Nice to see you too Bridge" grinning. "Hey, Geoff, how's it going buddy?" Duncan asks as he walks up to him, giving him a fist bump. "Not bad dude, not bad"

Geoff says. He walks up to Izzy, and places his hand on her Shoulder, "Red, they told me about Owen, I'm sorry, he's a cool dude." "It's okay, I had already broken up with him, but he was still a good friend, you know?" she says, barely keeping herself together.

Geoff walks off to introduce (or in some cases, re-introduce himself) to all the competitors. "So, you must be Brick" "Yes sir" is Brick's reply. Geoff salutes him, and says "Dude, the fans couldn't have picked a better Captain" "Thank you Geoff that means a lot" Brick says.

Then Geoff briefly pulls Brick over to the side, and whispers in his ear "Hey dude, I actually like your Jacket and cap, gives you some nice flair man, and don't worry about what Jo says, she's only saying that because she wants a piece of the Brickhouse"

"Really? You think so?" Brick whispers back in surprise. "Dude, from the banter she dishes out, and the way she looks at you, I KNOW so" "How?" Brick asks back. "Because Jo's doing the same thing to you that Courtney did to Duncan" is Geoff's reply. This brings a grin to Brick's face.

"Ok, good, now that everyone's acquainted with each other" Blaineley says as she clap her hands once to quiet everyone. "The rules are simple… 1: Anyone who's knocked of their bike on the trail ride is automatically disqualified from the race. 2: 1st place in the Triathlon gets a bonus prize. 3. The team with the most competitors in the top 10 finishers will win immunity, that's all." "Now everybody, get to your bikes…" Both teams get to their bikes, all lined up at the starting line, and got on them.

"Ready, get set… GO!" Blaineley screams as she fires off a starting pistol. Everyone gets on their way through the trails making good time. The first one to hit a trap was Sam who hit a Landmine, which sent him flying into the air "AHHHH! THIS SUCKS WORSE THAN MASS EFFECT 3'S ENDING!" (1) Sam screams before he plummets back to the ground with a sickening thud.

Confessional, Sam: (With bandages wrapped around his head) Well… ugh, my head… that could've ended better… Ow. (Static)

"Ha-Ha! Gamer dork Sha-bites the dust!" Lightning exclaims. "Hey, NO ONE talks about my Sam that way!" Dakota screams in rage. She catches up to lightning, her Irises blood red, gets close to his bike, and kicks him off it.

She kicks him with such force, that Lightning is thrown into a nearby tree, and bounces into a pit trap. "Aw SHA- COME ON MAN!" he screams from the bottom of the pit.

Confessional, Lightning: (Holding a towel to his bloody nose) Damn… well, I learned not to screw with a Radio… Radii… Radi-iuh… Mutated! Yeah, that's the word! I'll never screw with Dakota or Sam again, or I might end up as a Sha-Pancake man! Ow! That smarts… WILL MY NOSE EVER STOP SHA- BLEEDING?! (Static)

Dakota: (Smirking evilly) Sha-jackass got what he deserved, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH MY MAN! (Static)

Unfortunately, Dakota hits a tripwire, which sends a massive log careening into her direction "Oh, you Gotta-"she starts to say before the log smashes into her, launching her into Eva's path, who can only show a deer in the headlights look before Dakota, all 6-ft-7 and 215 pounds of her, onto Eva, then they both crash into a nearby tree.

"Eva, are you okay?! Speak to me!" "ARRGH! GET OFF ME HULK BARBIE! Can't Breathe… (2)" Eva screams as She struggles to free herself from under Dakota, Dakota gets up and pulls Eva to her feet, who's now blue in the face, and just like that, 4 competitors are out of the running.

Confessional, Dakota: I can't believe I got Rammed by a log and survived! Sometimes this mutation has its advantages… (Static)

Eva: (holding an ice pack to her head) That Dakota, when she hit me, it felt like I was hit by a Bus! Gotta respect that, plus what she to Lightning was sweet! Her and that Jo are gonna give me a run for my money! But Damn… seriously this is the worst pain I've ever experienced in my life! (Static)

Finally, after another treacherous 2 and a half miles, the remaining contestants, 20 in all, manage to get to the beach, and strip down to their swimwear, and… some of them began gawking and ogling each other.

"See anything you like Jo?" Brick asks Jo, grinning ear to ear in his camouflage trunks. It took her about a minute, where she was practically drooling over his massive biceps, pecks, and delicious (in her mind) 8-pack. Brick was admiring her too, her nice curves, her perfectly (In his mind) sized breasts underneath her black swimsuit.

It was only when Heather DiNozzoed (3) Jo upside the head. "Jo, you can ogle the man- candy later, we have a Triathlon to win!" Heather says. "I was not gawking at him!" she says as she dives into the water after Heather and Alejandro. "Yeah, and I'm a nun" Says Heather. "Sorry chica, but we all saw what we saw." "Whatever" is Jo's reply.

Confessional, Jo, still in swimsuit, arms crossed, scowling: Just to let you know, I wasn't ogling Brick… at his massive biceps, his perfect 8-pack… (She goes lovey-dovey for a sec, then realizing what she's doing, her eyes go wide) Uh, I didn't mean it like that! Blaineley, if you don't edit this I swear I'll shove my fist so far up your ass… (Static)

Brick, still in his Trunks, grinning ear to ear: Geoff was right, Jo is so into me, and she ain't too bad herself… whoa, did it suddenly get hotter in here? (Static)

Geoff and Duncan, Geoff in yellow board shorts, smiling, Duncan, in Black trunks, scowling: Dude, told ya I was right! Hand over the 20! (Switches to Duncan) Fine! Here ya go, damn Brick… (Static)

Justin, in a grey Speedo, with blue goggles around his neck, pouting and depressed: First, there`s Alejandro to steal my thunder, he gets burnt, so I think I'm back in the game right? But nooo… now they just have to bring in this Brick guy… he`s only 17 and he already has the body of a UFC Light Heavyweight! How am I supposed to compete with that?! I feel so inadequate… (Static)

Izzy, in a lime green bikini that ain`t leaving much to the imagination: Yummy! (Static)

At the same time, Duncan found himself in quite the predicament, admiring both his current girl, Gwen, decked out in a violet Bikini, while at the same time gawking at his ex, Courtney, who decided to go with her typical grey sports bikini with white outlining. Courtney, meanwhile was more interested in Justin. Seeing Courtney interested in him brought his smile, and she briefly swooned.

Gwen was having a similar problem with Duncan, in his black trunks with black flame tattoos wrapped around both arms, and HER ex, Trent, decked out in green board shorts with a black 9 on the left pocket, and his ace tattoo on his left arm.

Confessional, Duncan, with a sly grin on his face: While princess may still be as attractive as ever, that's all she's got, no loyalty to anybody at all. So I'll just let her believe that she's seduced me again, and then cut her loose at 1st opportunity, yeah that'll work. Hey, I saw princess looking (Cuts to Static)

Gwen, looking worried: Aw crap, both Duncan, with his rock hard abs, and Trent, with his tall, lean body, are both so… beautiful in their own way, what do I do?!

Courtney, with a satisfied smirk on her face: Well anyone who's not blind can see how bad Duncan was ogling my body… Ha! Now I can use this to crush him for good… besides, Justin is FAR more interesting than Duncan ever was... (she sighs dreamily as it cuts to static)

Trent, looking excited: You all saw how Gwen was looking at me right? YES! Gotta take advantage of this opportunity while I can. (Cut to static as Trent throws his fist in the air in celebration)

Justin, smiling: Well, at least Courtney's still interested, she's intrigued me since TDI, she's now single... hmm maybe its time for ol' Justin to make his move.

In the meantime, Zoey, Bridgette, and Lindsay couldn't help but gawk at their Boyfriends, Mike, Geoff, and Tyler, respectively, while they were doing the same thing.

Zoey, in her Lime green swimsuit, smiling dreamily: Sign… I am so lucky to have Mike around… He's… just… awesome! Hoo… did it suddenly just get hotter in here? (Cuts to static as she's fanning herself)

Mike, in Teal board shorts, with a similar dreamy smile painted on his face as Zoey: Man, Zoey's awesome… I do anything for her. What? You wanna speak Vito? OK "GASP!" (Mike switches over to Vito) Yo Mike, we're so lucky to have such a fine little number as our girl huh? I like her for her wild side. "GASP!" (Switches back to Mike)

Yep, we're pretty lucky "GASP" (Switches back to Vito again) Dude, you should tap Zoey's mighty fine ass as soon as possible "GASP!" (Switches back to Mike yet again) You Think so? "GASP" (Switch to Vito) Bra, I KNOW so! "GASP" (Switches to Mike again) Ok, but we gotta take it slow, we don't wanna be scaring her off, now do we? "GASP" (Switches to Vito for a final time) don't worry my man! We got all the time in the world! "GASP" (Mike again) Alright, let's do it! (Cuts to static)

Bridgette, in her surfer gear, blushing and grinning: You know, I almost forgot how hot Geoff is shirtless… (Cuts to static)

Geoff, Grinning: Yeah, my girl's still got it… (Cuts to Static)

Lindsay, in a baby blue bikini, looking very aroused: Mmmm… Tyler, my Tiger… Rawrrr, I just want to jump on him and tear him to pieces! (Cuts to static)

Tyler, in red trunks with white stripes on the sides, grinning mischievously: Holy crap, my girl is so hot; she could melt the South Pole dudes! And she's all MINE! (He rubs his hands together in anticipation, smiling like he just won the lottery as it cuts to static)

Everyone's eyes are all pulled away for a sec as Scott strips down to his red and black striped trunks, and they get a look at his chest, there's many scars covering his pecks and abs, including a very nasty one that runs down his ribcage in a sideways zigzag pattern. "Dude, that's gnarly…" Geoff says. "That's pretty bad eh?" Zeke asks. "Awesome scars Scott!" Izzy exclaims.

"Dude, that's just messed up!" Duncan says. "Urp… I think I'm gonna be sick…" Gwen moans, with several of the girls nodding and groaning in agreement. "Most of you may be disgusted by my scars, by I know at least one girl who digs em'" Scott says, grinning and winking in Dawn's direction, she blushes in response.

Confessional, Bridgette, looking horrified: Ok… just wow… that is the worst scarring from a shark attack I've ever seen, Scott looks like he dueled with Jaws himself! I don't even wanna know how much pain that guy goes through everyday… (Cuts to static)

Gwen, is going to say something, and then has to run to the adjoining bathroom: Urp…BLARRGHH, ugh… (She walks back to the camera) I'm okay now… Scott's chest is more horrifying than ANY horror movie I will witness, how did he survive?! Oh no, I'm not done… Urp… BLARRGGG! (Gwen continues to dry heave as it cuts to static)

Duncan, Eyes wide in shock: Ok, I've seen some screwed up crap during my time in Juvie, but NOTHING as messed up as Scott's chest… he looks like something straight out of shark week! (4) (Static)

Zoey, looking horrified, and a little green at the same time: Ok, now I agree with Scott, NO ONE deserves that… Urp; oh crap, OUT OF THE WAY! (She, like Gwen, runs to the adjoining bathroom to barf) BLARRGHH! (Cuts to Static)

Geoff: Dude, that's seriously messed man. (Cuts to static)

Chef Hatchet, looking at the broken door and all the pukey mess in disgust: Grrr… the things I do for this show… (Cuts to Static)

Dawn, in her violet swimsuit, smiling dreamily: I'm so proud of Scott; he's so unafraid to show off his body, despite the damage he's taken, one of the many things I've come to admire about him (she sighs lovingly as it cuts to Static)

Izzy, smiling manically: Did you know I love men with scars? That Scott… mmm tasty! (Static)

Izzy is gawking at all the Guys at the same time, but one really catches her eye… EZEKIEL. Zeke notices this, winks at her, jumps in the water, and yells "If you want me Izzy… YOU'LL HAVE TO COME AND GET ME EH!" Izzy grins at him, cackles in delight, and jumps in the water after him.

Confessional, Izzy, practically drooling: So much… man candy… Brick, Geoff, Duncan, Trent, Scott, Mike, Tyler, Zeke… Oh Zeke… now THAT'S a man after my own heart (She finally does start drooling at the thought of Zeke, and swoons so hard she falls off the confessional seat as it cuts to static)

Zeke, in grey trunks, with a smug smirk on his face: Izzy sure likes me eh, and I like her, but do I take it slow or speed up? Such a dilemma… (Cuts to Static)

This finally catches everyone else's attention, and everyone jumps in after Al, Heather, Jo, and Brick, both of them neck and neck with each other, with Izzy and Zeke behind.

At the half-way point, everyone is almost neck-and-neck with each other, struggling through the electric eel infested waters, most not enjoying it, with the one exception being Izzy, who even slows down slightly to get shocked more.

Suddenly though, the infamous mutant shark Fang appears and begins his chase of the contestants. Many of the Contestants REALLY starts motoring then, but Duncan and Courtney, who were already tired from competing with each other, fall behind, and Fang moves in for the kill.

Confessional, Scott, enraged: YOU BROUGHT FANG HERE?! Chris, if Ezekiel hadn't already put you in the hospital, I WOULD DO IT MYSELF! Seeing Duncan and Courtney like that, I wasn`t going to allow them to end up like me, I had to do something…

Scott spots both of them in trouble, and decides to take action. He swims to the nearest buoy, climbs onto it, and just as Fang as about to chomp on Courtney`s ankle, Scott screams "Hey fish breath, Remember me? I have all your Teeth!" pointing at his necklace, grinning.

Enraged at seeing Scott again, Fang growls, and charges towards the buoy, just as Fang jumps out of the water, mouth agape, Scott jumps in the water to avoid him. Fang's front teeth end up stuck in the buoy good.

Scott then spots several electric eels swimming around him, and gets an idea. Grabbing 2 of them, he clicks them together, making a small spark.

Seeing this, Fang's eyes go wide, and he tries desperately to free himself from the buoy, to no avail.

Scott says with a crazed look on his face that would make Izzy jealous "I hope you like eels for dinner, electric eels that is!" then he shoves the eels onto one of the buoy's metal bars, they bite it, and unleash their charge, shocking both Scott and Fang.

10 seconds later, the eels' charge is done. Scott's hair is standing up on end, but he's no worse for wear.

Fang meanwhile, isn't so fortunate. He's still smoking as his eyes roll up in the back of his head, and two of his front teeth break off as Fang slips into the water, dead. Grabbing the two broken teeth, he swims off grinning manically, to the cheers of everyone who stuck around to witness what just happened.

Confessional, Scott, with an excited smile on his face, his hair still standing up: I'm so relieved! I don't have to look over my shoulder anymore! You know how many nightmares that damn shark gave me? (Grins evilly) Guess you bit off more than you could chew this time, huh Fang? That's for turning me into chum! How does 20 000 volts taste?! HA! Sometimes I love being the Scottmiester. (He holds up the 2 teeth) Oh look I've got 2 new teeth to add to my collection… hmm… maybe I should frame these. Here's a lesson for everyone out there watching us… don't fuck with Scott Elliot Dawson! (Cuts to static)

Alejandro, in his red Speedo, leaning against the wall, arms crossed, with a smug smile on his face: I'm impressed… using electric eels to take down a mutant shark, it's crazy, Izzy-level loco, but when Scott did that, we were all shocked. (He facepalms himself) Ugh... that was a terrible pun, anyways it was… in Owen's words… awesome. He could become quite the asset… (Cuts to static)

Duncan, slack-jawed: That was… EPIC! Seriously though, I and Courtney owe him our lives. Scott thanks for saving our skins.

Zoey, smiling with her arms crossed: I all of a sudden have a lot more respect for Scott; I didn't think he would stick his neck out for anyone, CERTAINLY not like that. (Her expression turns stern and serious) I still do NOT trust that redneck snake... I've got my Eye on you Scott... (Static)

Izzy: HA-HA-HA-HA! That was so awesome! I never would have thought of that.

Mike: That was…

Geoff: so…

Trent: mind blowingly…

Tyler: EPIC!

Brick, saluting in respect: Scott, I salute you for showing no fear in the face of the enemy and sheer badassery. (He scratches his head in confusion) Now I have no Idea what to think.

Jo, scowling: I'm not impressed, so what if Scott took down a mutant shark 10 times his size using just a buoy and a pair of electric eels… (She cracks) OK! It was awesome, it was epic, and it was badass! It was like something out of a cheesy action flick! (She crosses her arms again) But it's still Scott, and Scott sucks in my mind. (Cuts out to Static)

Courtney, swooning: I can`t believe Scott saved us like that, saved me, what a man (like Izzy, she swoons so hard she falls off the confessional seat, she sticks her hand up) I`m okay! (Cuts to static)

Justin, looking really depressed: Sigh... or maybe not. (He facepalms himself)

Dawn, looking downtrodden: I understand why Scott did it; he had to save Courtney and Duncan, and Fang was a clear threat to anyone, the mutation simply made him too intelligent and adaptable. I just hate seeing animals get killed, even one that has it coming. Sigh… (Cuts to static)

After that, the swim to Keckawa was uneventful, the teams neck and neck most of the way. As they got to shore, several people slipped and fell on the sand, including Dawn, Tyler, Duncan, Courtney, Justin, Zoey, and Trent.

They quickly recovered through and continued running to the finish. Brick and Jo (Unsurprisingly) tied for 1st, Alejandro finished 2nd, 3rd place belonged to Heather, DJ 4th, Justin 5th, Tyler 6th, Zoey 7th, Izzy close behind in 8th, Bridgette in 9th, so the team who won came down which competitor would finish 10th, that position was being competed for by Ezekiel for the Vultures, and Mike for the Knights.

Both Zeke and Mike were neck and neck until Zeke trips on a rock just inches from the finish line.

"And Mike finishes 10th! KNIGHTS WIN! THE KNIGHTS WIN! Tough break Zeke! Scott finishes 11th, Ezekiel is 12th, Geoff is 13th, Trent is 15th, Courtney is 16th, and Duncan is 17th, followed by Lindsay in 18th, Dawn in 19th, and finally Gwen finishes dead last in the 20th, with Sam, Lightning, Dakota, and Eva disqualified, in that order" Blaineley announces.

"It's okay Gwen, you did the best you could" says Duncan with his arm around her shoulder to comfort her, with Trent staring lasers into the back of his head.

"BUUUT, since Brick and Jo tied for 1st; I can't decide who to give the 1st place Bonus to, a Crimson 2012 Honda Hayabusa Street bike!"

Looking at the bike got many of the guys (Trent, Duncan, Tyler, Alejandro, Ezekiel, Scott and Mike specifically) and some of the girls (specifically, Izzy, Zoey, Courtney, and Eva were practically drooling) interested in what Blaineley had too say next.

"So I'm deciding to award it too… Scott! As a reward for saving his teammates from Fang, in a very innovative matter I might add" she says winking to him. "

"You also get the immunity that comes with it, as a rule, anyone who wins the 1st place prize in any challenge wins immunity, except for the Captain and assistant Captains of each team, who have automatic immunity until the merge" says Blaineley. "I get the sweet Bike, AND Immunity, EPIC!"

Confessional, Scott, with a smug grin on his face, leaning against the confessional wall, with his legs crossed on the other side: Heh… I could get used to this hero stuff… (Cuts to Static)

Jo, scowling: Unbelievable! At least I have auto immunity until the merge (She smiles) so does Brick, Heh, I like that idea… (She pauses for a sec, and then realizes what she said, wide eyed, then throws her hands up in protest or denial, your call) I didn't mean it like THAT! I meant he's a challenge, one of the few worth my competition, yeah, that sounds about right. (Cuts to Static)

Brick, smiling: Enjoy the bike Scott, you earned it yo! (He salutes Scott as it goes too static)

Dawn, looking concerned: I'm proud of Scott for saving Courtney and Duncan, but I'm concerned that all this attention will inflate his ego, and when that happens, he becomes an insufferable jerk. So I must do my best to ensure he stays humble, for my Scott at least. (She blushes as it cuts to static)

"So Vultures, you have a decision to make, who too send home tonight! Who will it be? Find out after this brief intermission" Blaineley announces.

AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK…

"Well, all the votes have been tallied, and will give all the people who are safe, in Total Drama Tradition, Marshmallows. The one who isn't safe won't get one, and won't come back, EVER! No comebacks under my watch" Blaineley says.

"The 1st Marshmallow goes to the Hero of the day, Scott!"

Scott catches it with a grin, and gets high-fives and fist bumps from his team, plus a Hug from Courtney, and a leer from Justin.

"The second, third, and forth marshmallows go to your Captains, Heather, Alejandro, and Jo"

They all catch them, and pop them in their mouths, satisfied.

"Justin, you're safe! Come up and get your Marshmallow" Justin runs up, grinning all the way, he winks to Courtney, and she blushes in return.

"Duncan" He catches it with a grin on his face, Courtney responds by giving him the evil eye.

"Izzy" "Yay!" she yells in celebration.

"Gwen!" She catches it, relief written on her face

"Courtney!" Courtney retrieves hers, sticking her tongue out at Duncan, Duncan responds by nonchalantly flipping her the bird.

"Eva… You're safe too" She catches hers with a smug grin on her face

"So now it comes down to two… Ezekiel, you tripped up, literally, costing your team the win, is it your time to go?" Blaineley asks rhetorically. Zeke looks down at the ground in shame.

"Lightning, in your arrogance, provoked Dakota by picking on Sam, into kicking you into a pit trap, causing your team to lose a potential game-changer, is your team sick of your attitude?" Blaineley asks. Lightning looks up at his teammates nervously.

"The final Marshmallow of the night goes…to…

"…"

Lightning begins to sweat profusely.

"…"

Zeke starts to tremor in fear.

"…"

"…"

"Zeke!" At this, Ezekiel picks up his 1st marshmallow in the entire Total Drama Series, beaming like he just got a date with the hottest girl at the prom. "It tastes so much better than I imagined eh" Zeke says, savoring the moment, then he grinns evilly at Lightning, walks up to him, and holds up an old Photo of himself, when he was still half-feral.

"This is what I looked like a year ago..." Zeke says to him. Lightning's eyes widen... "I...I strapped the bomb to YOU, didn't I?" "Yes, but you did far more than that..." Zeke whispers in his ear "Run to the dock, or you just might end up like Chris..." Lightning gulps, then runs to the dock, looking like he'd just seen a ghost.

Confessional, Ezekiel, looking relieved: Heh for a second there, I thought I was gonna be eliminated first again eh… I'm glad that's not the case. (Cuts to Static)

Final Confessional, Lightning, crying: "SOB… I'm Sha-sorry Pops, I 'CHOKE' failed you again… looks like your little Lukas is coming home early, I'M SO SORRY! I made a mistake last year, and it came back to haunt me... (He continues crying as it cuts too static)

Voting Confessionals

Scott: I have to vote for Ezekiel, what he did this morning was terrifying; I don't wanna see it again.

Heather: Lightning's got my vote; I've already had enough of his buffoonery, bye bye Sha-dumbass.

Alejandro: I didn't think Ezekiel would out-live his usefulness so soon (he shrugs) oh well.

Jo: I've had enough of "The Lightning" to last a lifetime; I hope this is the last time I have to look at his dumb face.

Courtney: Duncan has my vote! If Scott hadn't intervened, Duncan would've left me for dead, I just know it!

Duncan: I'm voting for Lightning, Ezekiel has never had a fair chance in this competition. Lightning, you had your chance, Zeke deserves his.

Justin: Lightning, you're the bigger threat, and I'm thinking long-term. Zeke's the lesser threat, and you left yourself vulnerable, goodbye.

Gwen: Lightning, you're one of the most arrogant, insufferable, and stupid people I've ever had the displeasure of knowing! Goodbye Captain Humility.

Izzy: Lightning, you're delicious, but you're as dumb as a rock. Zeke, on the other hand, has good looks AND the brains to match. So its sayonara to you, Lukas!

Eva: I'm voting for Ezekiel! He's unpredictable and unstable, and we don't need that on our team! Plus he STILL doesn't have the balls to confront me directly over what happened on TDI, so I'm going to keep around the competitor I respect, which is Lightning.

Ezekiel: I'm voting for lightning eh! I told everyone I'd get my revenge! Goodbye Lightning and Chris... HA-HA-HAHA-HA-HAHAHAHA!

Lightning: I'm Sha-voting for Zeke! When he lost it on Mclean this morning, I nearly Sha-shit my pants in fear. NO ONE makes the Lightning do that, NOBODY!

"Get me the SHA-HELL out of here!" Lightning says, tremoring in fear.

"Um... ok...Lightning, I would like to introduce you to our new elimination method, the SURESHOT OF SHAME! A pneumatic air cannon" says Blaineley

"A CANNON?! Are you Sha-serious?!"

"Oh, the woman is COMPLETELY serious, put this helmet on, you'll need it!" Chef Hatchet chuckles.

Lightning enters the Cannon, and is shot off, screaming "SHA-YAAAAAAA!" off into the distance.

"Well, that's our 1st contestant eliminated, and this was quite the episode! How will Owen recover from his grievous injuries? How far into denial can Jo go before she admits her feelings for Brick? How far will Izzy and Zeke go? Who will Courtney decide on, Hunky Justin, or badass Scott? Will Justin make his move before she can make her decision? How far will Alejandro string Zeke along?

How long can Mike keep 'Vito' a secret from his team? How will today's events affect Scott and Ezekiel in the long-term? Just how long will Zeke's beating keep Chris out of his hosting duties?

And how can we possibly top the excitement of this episode? Find the answers to these questions and much, much more on the next episode of TOTAL, DRAMA, ALL-STARS!" Blaineley exclaims to the camera.

(Credits Roll)

Votes against:

Lightning: 7

Ezekiel: 4

Duncan: 1

The Teams:

Honorable Knights (Heroes): Brick (Captain), Bridgette (Assistant Captain), Lindsay (2nd Assistant Captain), Trent, Dawn, DJ, Dakota, Tyler, Mike, Zoey, Geoff, and Sam

Voracious Vultures (Villains): Heather (Captain), Alejandro (Assistant Captain), Jo, (2nd Assistant Captain), Duncan, Courtney, Scott, Izzy, Ezekiel, Justin, Gwen, and Eva

Eliminated: Owen (Disqualification by injury, Honorable Knights Team 25th), and Lightning (1st true elimination, Voracious Vultures Team, 24th)

Added: Geoff (Replaced Owen on Honorable Knights)

Author's Notes:

Yes, (1) is a direct reference to Mass Effect 3's Disillusioning ending; anyone who's played and beaten the game will know what I'm talking about.

(2) is a reference to Dakota's comparisons to Barbie (because she kinda looks like her) and to Marvel's She-hulk (Because of her mutation-induced strength).

(3) In my family, being "DiNozzoed" is slang for what Gibbs does to Agent Tony DiNozzo on NCIS on a very consistent basis (a light slap across the back of the head to get one's attention, for those not in the know).

(4) Is the easiest reference, "Shark Week" is a Discovery Channel special where in one whole week in august since its creation in 1995, all they show is TV documentaries about Sharks, including accounts of shark attacks from survivors.

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