The Romance Of The Three Kingdoms The Re Up

Chapter 2


Time: 5:44 a.m.

Place: Luo Yang Palace

Date: January 23, 190

Diao Chan and Diao Lien watched as Dong Zhuo screamed and hollered about Fan Chou.

"That little bitch screwed up." Diao Lien whispered to Diao Chan.

"Who did this?" Dong Zhuo asked for the tenth time.

Nobody said anything in response. Dong Zhuo began growling.

"Who gave him the food?" Diao Chan asked feigning as if she didn't know about it.

Dong Zhuo looked at her with wide eyes. "Kill that maid!" He growled.

The royal guards grabbed the maid by the arms and began taking her to the execution hall. Diao Lien chuckled lightly and gently elbowed Diao Chan.

"Let's go." Diao Chan whispered.

Diao Chan and Diao Lien left the room and walked outside. "How in the hell did she mix those meals up?" Diao Lien asked.

Diao Chan shrugged and looked down. "That idiot messed up my mission! I could've ended Dong Zhuo right there and she could've taken the fall for it."

Diao Lien nodded. "I guess we gotta make a plan B now right?" She asked.

Diao Chan nodded. "We have no choice now. That stupid slut messed everything up. We can't poison him again, because he will be checking his food from now on."

"I just thought of something." Diao Lien asked.

"What?" Diao Chan asked.

"Dong Zhuo is supposed to be going to the palace theatre and watch a play tonight. We could disguise ourselves and assassinate him from the top of the room." Diao Lien suggested.

"From the top of the room? And just how are we going to get to the top of the room?" Diao Chan asked.

"We can use the saddles and attach them to the roof." Diao Lien said.

"That sounds like a pretty good idea. What time does the play start?"

"I heard it started at 8:30 p.m."

"Good. Now let's go find some wigs and outfits to disguise ourselves." Diao Chan said.

Time: 8:55 a.m.

Place: Allied Main Camp

Weather Conditions: Stormy Rain

Cao Cao finished setting up the camp in case Dong Zhuo's army actually does attack.

"You don't really think Dong Zhuo's army will attack in the rain right?" Xiahou Dun asked.

"Nothing is impossible, especially when you are dealing with Dong Zhuo." Cao Cao responded.

Xiahou Dun nodded. "Well I will get some troops set up at the front gate."

Liu Bei walked over and smiled at Cao Cao. "Lord Cao Cao, I didn't get to properly thank you for taking us in." Liu Bei smiled.

"Don't mention it. It was no problem at all. Especially with that Dong Zhuo running around." Cao Cao said.

"You said it. I hope after we stop his tyrant rule, the land can return to peace. I miss the days when I could walk to the store right outside my village and not worry about being killed." Liu Bei said.

Cao Cao laughed. "That's true. You can't do anything nowadays without getting killed."

Before Liu Bei could respond, loud yelling was heard. Whoever was arguing, they had some serious words for each other.

"Who is that?" Liu Bei asked looking concerned.

"I know exactly who that is…" Cao Cao muttered. He looked over and saw Xiahou Yuan and his daughter Xiahou Yue arguing.

"Can you guys please stop all that damn yelling? You're making my ears hurt!" Gongsun Sam screamed.

"Ears hurt? They're making me wanna kick somebody ass!" Hua Meiren yelled.

Xiahou Yuan and Xiahou Yue kept their screaming match going, until Cao Cao walked over and covered Xiahou Yue's mouth.

"Get your hands off my mouth! I don't know where your hands been!" Xiahou Yue yelled.

"His hands probably were on some nasty maid." Gongsun Sam snickered.

"Or he probably been doing himself." Hua Meiren added.

Gongsun Sam and Wen Yang looked at Hua Meiren shocked. Hua Meiren smirked and shrugged.

"What are you two screaming about?" Cao Cao asked.

"You wouldn't understand if we told you!" Xiahou Yuan said.

Cao Cao rolled his eyes and walked away. He didn't have time to play peacemaker for them again. Xiahou Yuan walked back into his tent and zipped it up.

"Lord Cao Cao, the Dong Zhuo army still has yet to make a move." A troop said.

"I didn't think they would. It's storming out here. Who would attack in a storm?" Cao Cao said.

Time: 10:34 a.m.

Place: Dong Zhuo's Army's Camp

Weather: Stormy Rain/ Flood Watch

Guo Si stood next to Li Ru scratching his head. He didn't know why Li Ru chose not to attack.

"Master Li Ru? Why are you not attacking the Allied Forces?" Guo Si asked.

Li Ru smiled. "The Allied Army's camp doesn't have a roof." He responded.

"And that means?" Guo Si asked.

"This storm that is going on is showing no signs of letting up. Our Main Camp has a roof, so the rain won't pour down on us." Li Ru laughed.

"How does the rain affect them?" Guo Si asked.

"Are you that stupid? Don't you know the cold weather and the rain will give them pneumonia?" Li Ru said.

"OH! That is a smart idea. Those puny little tents won't keep the rain off of them!" Guo Si laughed.

Li Ru smirked. "I'm smarter than you think." He boasted.

"Really? Not according to Diao Chan…" Guo Si said.

"What does Diao Chan say about me?" Li Ru asked.

"Stuff about how you are dumb. She also said that your wife told her that you are horrible in bed…and she said your wife said the size of your…"

"Shut it! I've heard enough!" Li Ru blurted out.

Guo Si laughed loudly.

Time: 7:59 p.m.

Place: Luo Yang Castle Palace Theatre

Weather Conditions: Stormy Rain/ Extreme Flood Watch

Diao Chan and Diao Lien finished disguising themselves. Diao Chan wore all black and a warrior mask. Diao Lien wrapper her blonde hair up in a floral scarf and had all black on as well.

"You ready to take that swine out?" Diao Chan asked.

"Hell yeah, I hope this works. So which seat is he sitting in again?" Diao Lien asked.

"He should be sitting in the middle seat of the third row." Diao Chan responded.

"Where are the horse saddles?" Diao Lien asked.

"Right here, these should be strong enough to hold us up." Diao Chan said handing Diao Lien a saddle.

They began making their way to the theatre. Diao Chan couldn't wait to take out Dong Zhuo. She imagined how happy her father would be with him gone. When they reached the theatre, Diao Chan turned around to give her graceful daughter the instructions.

"We are going to enter the Theatre from the high grounds. When we get there, we are going to attach the saddles to the chandeliers. Make sure you don't fall because you might break your neck or die. Do you understand?" Diao Chan explained.

"Yes mother, I understand loud and clear. I'm ready to kill that swine." Diao Lien smiled.

Diao Chan hugged her. "I'm so proud to have raised a loyal daughter like you." She smiled.

She reached inside a backpack and handed Diao Lien a sword and a Bow and Arrow.

"Which one do you prefer him to die with?" Diao Lien asked.

"Whichever one you feel like using. Let's get in there before the play ends." Diao Chan said.

They entered the theatre from the high entrance. Diao Chan instantly sprang into action and attached the saddle to the chandelier. She was careful to not make any noise. She grabbed the rope on the saddle and mounted it. She grabbed her bow and arrow and aimed at Dong Zhuo. She never used a bow before but she could try. She steadied her aim and was about to shoot the bow, when out of nowhere her saddle snapped. Diao Chan began falling towards the floor. She started screaming as loud as she could. Luckily, Lu Bu had enough time to run and catch her. She landed right in Lu Bu's arms.

"Are you okay Diao Chan?" Lu Bu asked.

"Yes I'm fine…Thank you." Diao Chan panted.

"What were you doing up there anyways?" Li Jue asked while getting up from his seat.

"I was umm…."

"Why did you have a bow and arrow with you?" Dong Min asked.

"It was part of the play…" Diao Chan lied.

"You must continue our mission!" Diao Chan shouted to the actors onstage. She was pretending to be a part of the play.

The actors looked at her confused. They didn't recall her being in the play.

"YOU….Must continue our mission." Diao Chan shouted to the stage, but this time she was pointing her finger upwards but still looking at the stage.

Diao Lien knew exactly what that meant. She grabbed her bow and arrow and waited for the commotion to die down. Once everybody sat down and began focus on the play again, Diao Lien got up and aimed the bow.

"What the hell are you doing with that bow and arrow?" Chiyanjun asked coming out of nowhere.

Chiyanjun is Dong Zhuo's mother and she is very protective of her son.

Diao Lien instantly dropped the bow….but not the arrow. "I'm part of the play." She lied.

Chiyanjun folded her arms. "You really expect me to believe that? I know about you and your mother's plan to kill my son." She said.

"How do you know?" Diao Lien asked.

"My great-granddaughter Dong Bai told me everything. Do you think I am going to let you and your trifling ass mother do this?" Chiyanjun asked.

"I-I don't know what you're talking about…I'm part of the play." Diao Lien said.

"Diao Lien I told you to complete the mission and kill that swine didn't I?" Diao Chan asked coming inside. She froze when she saw Chiyanjun.

"You are not killing my son you little seductive bitch. I'm going to tell him right now." Chiyanjun said.

She turned around to walk away, when Diao Lien jumped on her back. Diao Chan began covering Chiyanjun's mouth. Diao Lien continued kicking Chiyanjun in her stomach and upside her head. Diao Chan reached in her outfit and pulled out a towel. She shoved it in Chiyanjun's mouth and began dragging her out of the theater.

"You really screwed up now you old hag! We about to hide your ass in a ditch somewhere." Diao Lien said.

Time: 12:45 a.m.

Place: Allied Forces Main Camp

Weather Conditions: Stormy Rain with 2 feet high water and 40 MPH Wind

"How the hell are we going to last in this weather when the only thing for shelter is a tent?" Yuan Shu asked.

"I'll have to think of something…We're not going to last long here." Yuan Shao replied.

"What we need to do is look for a village. They have buildings." Sun Jian suggested.

"That's a great idea. Tell everybody to pack up and let's move." Yuan Shao said.

"Everybody pack your stuff and let's roll up out of here." Yuan Shu yelled.

Everybody emerged from their tents and began packing. Some people were drenched in water from the water coming through the tent.

"Ugh! It's about time we can get our asses out of here! I was beginning to think you were going to let us catch a cold here." Xiahou Dun said.

Once everybody was packed, they began to march. They didn't know where they were going, but they knew a village would come up somewhere.


Ugh! Finally I finished this Chapter.

Diao Chan and Diao Lien beat the hell out of Chiyanjun :)

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