Loonatics Unleashed: The Lab By Ralph-E-Coyote
Tech and Rev have thought out there best idea's for enviro-friendly technology and are in the process testing the MKI "Tac-Pac"
Chapter 2: Unleash the Beast!
Tech tied the last strap of the Tic-Tac jet-pack and secured it in place.
"Ready." He said."Energize Tic-thusters"
"Chages-Tech's-name-to-Data-and-puts-on-Spock-ears." Replied Rev.
"Oh, come on!" moaned Tech enthusiastically, "You've got to have a bit of fun..." said he cried
"I don't know which Tech I prefer, sexual Tech, or Star Trek Tech" questioned Rev
"No Tacky Jokes please" said Tech.
Rev cringed at the terriblenes of Tech's humour, before devising a counter-joke "Tick-that-of-the-list"said Rev.
"Oi, Tech you done yet?" came Ace's voice from outside.
"No yet, Captain Picard" Stated Tech.
"Who's Captain Picard?" asked Ace.
"You've-never-seen-Star-Trek?" Asked Rev in disbelief
"Here's the deal, Picard, you go and watch the first series. We should be done by then... assuming there isn't another enviroment issue. The first season box set is in my room somewhere." Stated Tech
Ace left the room in a sulk and went off to find Tech's box set.
"That's him dealt with" Said Tech
"Ok-Tech-the-Tic-Tac's-should-provide-enough-power-for-a-few-minuets-of-flight." Said Rev
"Alright!" exclaimed Tech, getting pumped up. "UNLEASH THE BEAST!" He shouted, now rather too pumped up.
A fizzing sound emmited from the Tac-Pac. Suddenly some bubbles came out of the exhausts but no actual lift.
"It isn't going anywhere!? But that's impossible!?" exclaimed Tech in disbelief.
"Hey-Tech-I-have-an-idea-that'll-put-so-much-fizz-in-that-thing!" Rev exclaimed.
"Are you sure? I can think of 8 possibility's and they all involve me going through the roof and exploding into a million pieces"
"Relax." said Rev. "Its-going-to-be-fine... probably"
He then opened the flap that led to the combustion chamber and poured some Lucozade in. Rev then stood back and waited.
A huge surge of bubbles shot the Tac-Pac and Tech up a good 2 feet before continuing to rise slowly towards the metal plated roof.
"Woo-hey!" exclamed Tech happily as he flew weightlessly upwards. The then noticed how close he was getting to the ceiling. He tried to hover, but it was no use, it just kept rising.
"Well done, Smeg Head, how do you stop this thing?" Asked Tech, beginning to panic
"I-dunno-Tech-you-built-it" Said Rev
Clang, Tech hit the roof He then fell to the floor with a thud.
"Hey Tech, you done yet?" asked Ace impatiently in the doorway.
"Oh get stuffed Ace" Said Tech handing Ace the battered remnants of the Tac-Pac and storming out.
"Gee, whats his problem?" Ace asked Rev
"Your-persistant-arrogance, and-its-annoying-me-too." Said Rev angrily "You-make-the-inventions-next-time..." He said storming out
