All hail the epilogue! Alright, so this is just a short finush to wrap things up with 'Chapstick'. Hope you enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I wish I did...yeah, that's my dream...too bad I don't though...own Soul Eater! I don't!
On the steps of the DWMA, a girl with short blonde hair and a cowboy hat stood next to a tall girl with long blonde hair and identical outfit. The taller girl handed a wad of cash to a boy with black spiky hair and piercing blue eyes.
"Thanks for going along. The 'plan' worked perfectly." The taller girl said.
"Oh, no problem. You know, I didn't actually mind going out with her in the first place. Maka's not as bad as she was two years ago…she's pretty hot now, so I wouldn't mind-" He was cut off by the point of a gun to his throat.
"If you ever think about going after Maka, Patty and I will personally make sure you are totally incapable of doing so…or being able to do anything else, for that matter. Liz smiled threateningly with a deadly glint in her eye as Patty laughed maniacally and went into over excessive detail on how they were going to beat him to a bloody pulp.
"We'll smash you into little bits!" Patty laughed as the boy ran off, fearing for his life and money completely forgotten.
Liz smiled as Patty turned back to her human form. "That should do it…"
~outside of Soul and Maka's apartment~
"I KNEW IT! HA-mph!"
"Black Star, be quiet, what if they hear us?" Tsubaki scolded- quietly.
"My godly presence will be more than enough to make them forget it!"
"We should go back. After all, our work here is done and we need to tell the others that our plan worked." Tsubaki said reasonably. Then again, does reason ever work on Black Star?
"Nah, let's stay here. I, THE GREAT BLACK STAR, DESERVE TO-"
"Ack, what is Black Star doing here?" Soul's more-than-annoyed voice could be heard inside. Maka opened the window and came face-to-face with a very excited Black Star.
"Hey Maka. Your clothes and hair are messy. Shouldn't you go back to your make-out session with Soul? Hey Tsubaki, look, it's-"
"MAKA-CHOP!"
"I'm so sorry Maka for, um, disturbing you. We'll be going now. Uh, have fun." Tsubaki then quickly took Black Star, jumped off the ledge, and left.
"Idiot…what did he mean my clothes and hair…?" Maka took one look at herself and trailed off.
"Well since we're already in such a state, there's nothing to lose." Soul smirked.
"I've lost the mood." Maka said with a deadpan.
"Aw c'mon!...I'll get you some more of that strawberry chapstick."
"That's more for you than for me! You just want that because-"
"'Cuz you taste good? Yeah." Soul didn't let her reply because by then he had shut her off-with a kiss.
Maka was about to give him one of her chops, but then she melted right into him. And for once, she actually listened to Black Star.
And that's a wrap! It was kind of short, but there wasn't much to add. Review pwease!
