Woot! Woot! Chapter 2! Enjoy!
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"We are so fucked"
That was all the Eds could think as they sat in the principal's office. The man from the statue was head of the entire school, tapping his fingers on his chair, watching the three kids sweat. "You beat up a student." He finally said "One of the top students in this school…" as the minutes of silence passed, things felt more and more intense. The beads of sweat turned into bullets as soon as the principal coughed "I have looked at your records from previous schools, and I'm quite surprised." He took out three books "Eddward, 4.0 GPA and master swordsman. Ed, my own son, toughest skin I've ever seen. Eddy, prankster and user of the Gum-Gum Devil Fruit." There was yet another pause, causing the Eds to sweat MORE.
"You three… and PERFECT!" he laughed happily, making the Eds sigh in relief "In my time at this school, I have never seen someone take down Kevin!" he handed them golden badge, making Eddy drool "Welcome to Marine Academy 9. I expect great things from you." Ed smiled "So we're not in trouble?" he asked with hope, causing the principal to laugh "Oh you three, of course you're in trouble." The Eds turned white "Your punishment is to clean every bathroom in the school." "But there are exactly 400 bathrooms in this school!" Double-D protested "And if they are not all clean by the end of the year, you three will be held back. Do I make myself clear?" the three nodded, and the Eds had thought one thing at the end of this talk.
"We ARE so fucked."
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It was lunch time. Or as Double-D calls it, 'Catastrophe waiting to happen'. Eddy always had a knack for starting a food fight; which is less fun than it sounds. Especially when you're always pegged as 'responsible' for the fight, even though it was your friend who did it. But anyway, the kids were enjoying their meals. The tables were split into a system of 'Clans' as some called it. The jocks, the geeks, the popular kids, emo's, Frodo's, future mafia… you really don't wanna know.
The Eds got to sit with the jocks today, considering Eddy beat the shit out of Kevin, who now had a broken arm. A few were pouring gravy down Ed's throat, chanting "Go! Go! Go!" causing Double-D to rub his aching head. Eddy was telling how he beat up Kevin to a few jocks "So I stretched my arm back a LONG way, and shot it at shovel chin like a ROCKET! If his arm didn't take the pain, his face would've!" Eddy and a few of the jocks started laughing. "So Eddy dude, how'd ya got those fucking awesome powers?" asked one jock, making Eddy shrug his shoulders "I was out fishing with the guys, found it in the water, and ate it. Nothing special."
"Oh, oh!" Ed called out "Do the thing I like!" the lump was excited to see what Eddy was gonna do "Alright lumpy. But only once." Eddy pinched his nose, and his entire head inflated like a balloon! "Yaay!" Ed cheered happily. Kevin, who was sitting at the table, just scoffed "You think you're so special?" he asked, causing Eddy to look at him "The Grand Line is full of people who ate Devil Fruits. You're just one of the litters compared to them." Eddy gained a vein in his forehead "So what? I'm rubber! Nothing can hurt me!" this caused Kevin to laugh "It's a Level ONE Devil Fruit! It's nothing."
Double-D raised an eyebrow "Level One? There are levels of Devil Fruits?" Kevin nodded at the question.
"We all know Devil Fruits give incredible powers. Fire breath, diamond skin, even rubber body. But there are three levels. Level One gives random effects; random, sometimes useless powers. Level Two are the Animal Devil Fruits. Giving you the ability to become an animal; or a human animal hybrid. And finally… the Level Three. Elemental Devil Fruits. Known as the God Fruit. The user is virtually invincible. Their body literally becomes an element! These three types are separate, because of one fact. Devil Fruit aren't made equal."
Kevin gave a smirk "Get it now, dorky? To the rest of the world, you're nothing." There was a short silence. But of course, silence don't last "Are you done?" Eddy asked "I don't give a shit about that. I won't go down so easily." He gave a smile "If the world is strong, I just need to get stronger." Eddy got up and walked off.
Kevin sat there, once again dumbfounded "What the hell happened to that dork? Two years ago, he was nothing. Now… what the hell happened?" Double-D chuckled and answered "He met his father."
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