A/N: finally I have time to update (although it wasn't that long ago that posted chapter one) my cousin is here to stay and I'm way behind on others. New ones will come soon but for now please enjoy and don't forget to push that review button at the bottom .
What Demon Really Means
Whatever dies really does not die.
We see it not;
Therefore
We feel that it has died.
Death is only another shore
Of the Reality-sea.
Death is only another way
To God-Reality's Shore.
- Sri Chinmoy (7)
Kagome
'That fucked up dog really did it this time' Kagome was pacing back and forth nearby the waterfall. She was well aware that someone was watching her from the distance but couldn't find anyone in sight. She kind of figured that it had to be something like a demon but couldn't quit figure it out. 'If only that dam mutt was here… he could tell what or who it is.'
A rustle came from my right but movements were being sensed from my left. It was only a matter of time before the demon of some sort would show itself.
Sesshomaru
The trees were blowing lightly back and forth. It was just like another day. Only something was off. My beast wouldn't sit still there was something that was near that was setting him off. 'If only I could find out what…'
Just then her scent flew by. That stupid Miko who was hanging around my idiotic half brother was somewhere near. If she was the one of set off my beast like that then there would be trouble coming very soon.
Kagome
I looked over to my right just as Kikyo appeared. She had one of those smiles on her face that let you know she was up to something.
"Slut, why are you so far away? Isn't that bastered watching you?" she said looking at my directly.
"Well, if you must know that 'bastered' is the one who caused a hell of a lot of mess. You on the other hand tend to make everything situation worse or to your own benefit. I only watch out for everyone and I'm not a slut that sleeps with every guy that may or may not have a connection to the Jewel of Four Souls. Also I would like to point out that I'm not being used nor that I'm a dead bitch looking to pick fights every chance I get with some random person who is not of your time. Did I sum it up enough for you?"
"Quit well… this could be interesting. You don't like Inuyasha either do you?" Kikyo asked as I was still trying to calm down a bit. I had ranted on and on about the things that had been bugging me the most the past couple of days.
"What does that mean, bitch?" I shot back as the presences from the right came near and nearer. It stopped right when Kikyo stiffened up a bit and looked to the right. There in between the tree's was an Inu was a warning face.
"What does that shit head want?" Kikyo said as she slowly backed away at the now advancing Inu. It gave a warning growl as Kikyo fled the scene and it came closer and closer. It only stopped when it was only but an inch away from me. The white head came even with my own to my surprise.
"What do you want Sesshomaru?"
The Inu cocked its head before it started to grab my waist with it's over grown mouth. In doing so it started to get larger and then finally ran away in the direction of the Western Lands.
Shippo
"Songo?" asked a worried kitsune. Shippo could sense anger, regret, but mostly he could sense a strong urge to beat the crap out of Miroku. How he knew he would really figure out.
"It's okay… Miroku was just being an idiot, that's all. Now where is Kagome?" Songo asked quickly changing the subject.
"Kagome hasn't come back since Inuyasha was being an idiot. Although I wouldn't put it past that he ran off to Kikyo."
"That bitch has another thing coming if I ever see her again! That's worse then…then… Sesshomaru and Naraku being mated together…"
"Sippo! Oi, have you seen Kagome?"
Normal
Inuyasha was running from the river once again. He had been looking for Kagome for the last forty minutes but couldn't find her (A/N: she put up a shield anyway).
Miroku, seeing no Kagome, runs up to Inuyasha and starts hitting him with his staff. Songo, wanting some stress relief, joins the chase with her over grown boomerang. Kirara, being her, transforms and grabs Shippo to go and find Kagome while the rest were all busy.
Kikyo
"That damn Inu stood in my way… if only he wasn't there I could have had 93% of the jewel… this is going to be harder then planed…"
Little does she know a certain black haired female was listening in. she took a feather out of her hair and flew away on it.
Kagome and Sesshomaru
"Lor-Lord Sesshomaru, where are yu-you taking m-me?" the Inu just gave a growl and kept on running. Finally, by some miracle, he stopped in a cave.
As he dropped Kagome on the ground, he ran off to the North.
Kagome just gave a sigh and started to walk outside the cave when she saw Koga walking this way.
"Kagome, why are you way up here?"
"Well gee Koga, did you not just see that GIGANTIC INU run off? HE BROUGHT ME HERE!"
"Are you PMSing?" Koga asked with a straight face. "Or are you hungry? Maybe you're lonely? Or do you want to be left alo…"
"Shut up, you god forsaken wolf! I was kidnapped then you show I may be pregnant, now I may end up being mated because of the stupid beast! Kikyo is having issues choosing, Inuyasha has started masturbating over the fact that I will somehow learn to forgive and forget, which will be never. All my life its been this and this with no father! TO TOP IT OFF I'M A FULL BLOWN DEMON BECAUSE OF THE SASTERED THAT LEFT MY MOM!"
"I'll take you are PMSing…"
"You make mate mad! Must kill…" the Inu said as he lunged for Koga who barely dodged in time.
"You mean MY MATE!" Koga lunched for Sesshomaru but flew into a tree (like George of the Jungle) and Sesshomaru was seen sitting. Kagome had said sit, so he sat but got up later to finish Koga.
Koga
"You're just as bad Inuyasha! When I get out of here you'll be sorry that you ever met me!" Koga yelled at a retreating Inu. He was buried five feet in the ground with dog crap everywhere. Somehow the beast had an urge to shit before he left back to his soon to be mate.
A/N: okay this was not the funniest I could come up with but I'm trying and the fact that this now has two chapters proves this. Thanks for all the review! And yes, Hachi and Songo's little night will come into view. Plus, the fact that Kikyo is up to something and Kagura over heard it… REVIEWS EARN CYBER COOKIES -.-
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