Chapter 2
The boys after they signed there contracts and Jiraya checked for anything that could possibly go wrong, the boys started there playboy business. They did the business wondrously leaving many people speechless. Naruto and Sasuke where usually on the cover of the magazines too.
There tutoring went on schedule with no problem and the boys soon had so many fans they even got fan-hate mail with hearts on it. Guys and girls were crazy for these kids and Naruto was mostly a girl so everyone thought he was and there was gossip going about stating Naruto or Kyuubi for his nickname and The dark prince being Sasuke's nickname were going steady at the age of 15 and when there 16 people said that they were going to be married. Things were crazy. (But back to 14-15 ages.)
There freshman year was spent at home at first because Jiraya was worried that the publicity would get in the way of learning, but that wasn't anything compared on what actually happened!
Everything was going great, but then they learned that most publicity from the magazines and movies were from high schoolers. The place they were going to go in centered on Playboy and without it the education could possibly collapse. Or worse the students will riot and most likely kill anyone who stood in the way of the business. Being there age Naruto and Sasuke thought that it would be a turn down thinking how most high schoolers were into older more mature people like in college. Boy were they wrong!
After shooting who knows how many photos and even got into a music video part to 'Scotty Doesn't Know' by Lustra from the movie EuroTrip and 'Animals' by Nickelback it was time to go to school. Because of all the publicity and Jiraya was worried about bad things happening to his boys he sent them to Konoha Private School. It had quite a lot of security, but Naruto and Sasuke could where just about anything except the basic school rules like no boobs, butts and well just other parts of the body that is inappropriate.
Their 1st day was coming up and everyone was getting ready. Tsunade was making sure their were plenty of security. Jiraya was checking off lists of thing the boys should need. Fans were making signs and staying at school to get good spots to see the famous boys. But Sasuke and Naruto were a different story. Picture them in there room in P.J.s playing goldfish together.
They had less then a day to get ready for the big move to sophomores and there they were, sitting on the bedroom floor, at 9:10 at night with poker faces on. "Do you have a" Da, da, da! As Sasuke looks around left and then right, "do you have a queen?"
Naruto smiled big and wide "Gold… FISH!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Do you have a seven?"
"Aww! How can you do that! You suck at poker, but when it comes to goldfish you get every single match!"
"Don't hate the player Sasuke, Hate the game! Plus I needed to finish the game. We have school in the morning and I want to be on time!"
"Yeah, yeah Mr.-I-want-to-have-perfect-attendance!"
"You're just jealous Sasuke cause you can't beat me at goldfish." Then Naruto stuck his tongue out at Sasuke.
"You stick that tongue out and I'll take it and won't ever give it back again."
Being a man of class and collectiveness this was his answer. "Nanny, nanny, boo, boo. Sasuke's upset cause I beat him playing goldfish!" Then Naruto put his thumbs in his ears and spread his finger out like mouse antlers and stuck out his tongue humming that toon like a child would. Then out of nowhere Sasuke's hand slipped around Naruto's tongue and putting him in a hold that frankly was quite awkward and too weird to explain. See Sasuke some how slipped around Naruto tongue still in his hands moving his arms tight around holding his hands up and Naruto sounding like he had no teeth.
"Sasuke let go of me" in weird mumbled words. (Trust me its not easy and it hurts)
Jiraya hearing some commotion walked over and knocked at the boy's door. "Hey you two alright?"
"We're fine Jiraya Naruto just fell. No problems here."
"Oh, ok well you should go to bed. Night boys!"
"Night Jiraya!" Sasuke yelled as he turned his attention back to torturing Naruto more. After squeezing Naruto tighter and tighter until it felt like not only his limbs but his tongue could fall off Naruto gave in to Sasuke's simple demands. 1st would be no more sticking his tongue out unless it's for work. 2nd was that Naruto had to let him take a shower that next morning 1st. Finally, was that Naruto had to eat a normal breakfast instead of his ramen. Why cruel world!
Naruto and Sasuke hopped into their beds and both of them said good-night. That had been 9:21. At 9:32 Sasuke could feel something moving around under his covers. He moved slowly thinking of all the things that it could be. Snakes, spiders, or the worst thing you could ever find, and I mean it is most eviler then Freddy, Jason and the Grudge put together. Fan Girls!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Slowly Sasuke moved around facing the lump on his bed under his covers. He shut his eyes and threw the covers up only to find a curled up Naruto sucking his thumb looking like a complete adorable baby, only cuter. Sasuke smirked a half smile at his kid like friend and curled himself around the boy putting his arms around him and gently dosing off with his friend in his arms.
The next morning Sasuke woke up bright and early looking down at his friend. He smiled at him and slowly moved out of bed so he wouldn't awake from his sleep. He slipped out with his towel and walked over to the bathroom. After a 10minute shower and 10minutes of extra sleep, Sasuke came out with a towel on and Naruto sat up with wiping the sleep from his eyes.
"Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed Sasuke!"
"No problem Naruto and you know your aloud to sleep in it anytime."
"Yeah, thanks I just that well you know..."
"What?"
"Well we'll be sophomores this year Sasuke and that means that we will be growing up and well I just thought you might not want me sleeping in your bed anymore."
"Oh come on Naruto just because we will be going to a private school doesn't mean we can't share a bed. Grown ups do it all the time.
"Not men, only if there gay."
"Naruto we are not gay and we are more comfortable sleeping with someone next to us at night. Plus we kiss each other everyday. How much awkward can it get."
"That is true. I guess."
"Well Mr. Guess you should go take a shower." Said Sasuke while throwing a pillow at Naruto's face. He caught it and mumbled something about not needing a pillow to take a shower and something about getting dressed. Sasuke smirked as he walked away. The weird part is, is that he found himself staring at Naruto's butt. He quickly turned away with a small flush thinning out across his cheeks. All he could think was 'why was he just checking out Naruto. Wait a minute, he wasn't checking him out! No way. That would be disturbing. Right?'
But he just shook the thought right out of his head and started towards his clothes. He ran down the stairs and into the kitchen to find Jiraya cooking eggs and bacon. (I love Bacon!!) After eating his eggs he heard a "SASUKE!!!!!" Jiraya looked at him in a what-did-you-do-way. Sasuke only looked back in a unknowingly way.
He stood up and ran up stairs to see what the problem was. He opened the door to see a shivering wet Naruto looking quite pissed off with holding his P.J.s in his hands covering his loins. He looked at Naruto surprisingly who glared at Sasuke and asked "Where are the FREAKIN TOWELS!!!!!!"
"OH, right one second." With running out of the room, down the hall to the closest full of towels. He grabbed one and ran back to the room. Naruto looked numb and cold. "Sorry." He said soberly as he unfolded the towel and walked around Naruto wrapping his arms and the towel around him. Then he used his body heat to warm Naruto up and when this was happening Naruto started to blush a slight shade of pink.
At that time, Sasuke leaned in and whispered while breathing warm breath into his ear he said "Sorry, do you feel better?"
Naruto could only nod still speechless at his friend's action, but he did feel quite better and warmer then he had. Soon afterwards Sasuke walked back around to face Naruto and he said, "Hurry up and get changed then come downstairs. I do believe you have some warm eggs and bacon waiting for you." He gently kissed his forehead and turned away and paced out the door.
Naruto was still stunned, but he unfroze and went on his way with drying off and getting changed. He then strolled down stairs in baggy black khakis with lots of pockets and a bright orange shirt with a black zippered up jacket with a hood on the back. Sasuke was wearing dark baggy blue jeans with a tight black shirt and a blue zippered up overcoat. Both had black skater shoes that they loved to wear everywhere.
Jiraya could only smile and look back at all the good times the 3 had shared. But soon that wouldn't matter as the boys would go to school soon. "Alright boys time to go. You got everything?"
"Yeah I believe so" they both said in union. They stood up after eating and reading comics from the day's newspaper. Then a limo showed up at their front door. They strided over to it and Sasuke asks "I thought we didn't want to be notice? With this we'll never blend in."
"Don't ask me Tsunade wanted it." They went in and it drove to the school.
When they got to the school hundreds of students were screaming and waving there hands in the air and jumping up and down trying to get a glimpse of the stars. The limo stopped at the front of the school. Security was all around the place and trying to hold back the crazed fans with no avail.
The limo driver walked around the car and opened the door. 1st came Jiraya and then Sasuke and then Naruto. Every ones attention went straight on Sasuke and soon the crowds strength was to great and the security guards couldn't hold them back. Jiraya had somehow stayed with Sasuke, but once again the crowd pushed Naruto out of the way like at the orphanage or the first time at going to the playboy skyscraper.
Soon enough the crowd was gone with Sasuke and Ero-sanin. Naruto was alone, so he stood up and wiped off his pants and walked in the school. He had to find Sasuke and his first period room for math class. Luckily he had a map of the school. He just hoped that Sasuke would be alright. So Naruto went looking for room 120 of Mr. Kakashi classroom for math.
Back with Sasuke after he was split from Naruto he began to freak out where about he could be. Where did the Dobe go and what happened to him. After finally getting away from the creepy fan people Sasuke and Jiraya went searching for Naruto. They started with all the doors around them. After 10 minutes Sasuke said that they should check their first period class. So they headed there.
Back to Naruto he had gotten to his class fairly easy and he opened the door. Only the teacher who was reading (this is Kakashi. He's reading perverted stuff.) And a girl with gray eyes who was humbling with her fingers. She looked up and squeaked. The teacher looked up and saw the boy peeking in to the class.
"Ahhh. You must be Naruto. I've heard lots about you from Iruka sensei. So where's Sasuke?"
"He's somewhere getting trampled by fans. How do you know Iruka?"
"Why he's the vice principle and my boyfriend."
"You're his boyfriend? I would of thought you to be more like a P.E. teacher?"
"Oh I am. I just also teach math."
"Umm? Kyuubi?"
"Wow! Someone who has actually heard of me." She smiled and Naruto smiled back.
"I was wondering? Can I have your autograph?"
"Oh. Ok. Sure." She held up a magazine with Naruto's picture as a boy with Sasuke of the first picture they had shot. "Wow, you have this picture? It's my..."
"First picture. I know. I have all of them. Of you as a girl and a guy.""
"Really? You noticed? Wow what an honor?!"
Then she blushed and said "I'm your biggest fan."
Naruto smiled and said "No doubt you are. What's your name?"
"Hyuuga, Hinata"
"Well Hinata" as he wrote down something. "Thanks for being a fan!" and he handed the magazine back with giving a wink.
After that the door went smashing open with furious fans screaming and yelling about how they just missed The Dark Prince! After they all sat down at the desks, the door opened again.
"Naruto!!!" There was the Dark Prince right at the door panting hard at the door way. He ambled in the class and then collapsed, but Naruto quickly caught him before he hit the ground.
"Sasuke? Sasuke! Are you ok? Speak!" while shaking him to wake up.
"Oh my Gosh!!!!!!!! There he is."
Most people started to stand up but then Naruto yelled "You stay in your seats and if you dare touch him I will kill you!"
"Who are you?" asked one of the girls.
Hinata answered quietly "Naruto, also known as Kyuubi."
"No" one of the boys said "because Kyuubi's a girl."
"Dude have you ever heard of transforming? I do it because most people don't like gay porn unless your gay yourself!" Naruto yelled. Then Jiraya ran in the room and saw Sasuke in Naruto's arms and Naruto looking truly pissed off.
"Naruto is Sasuke ok?"
Naruto turned towards Jiraya and roared "Go get some water and HURRY!"
"Right water. Br right back!" running out the door again. After 5 minutes Jiraya came back with the water and the class was silent. Jiraya held Sasuke up and Naruto slowly poured the water into his mouth, but the water just came out. So Naruto took a drink of water and pushed his lips against Sasuke's lips while grabbing his back to hold him up.
The students then noticed Sasuke's arms moving around Naruto and then Naruto started wiggling trying to get free from the Prince's grasp. Everyone had shocked faces on now and one girl screamed "Sasuke's kissing him back!"
When Naruto finally broke free, he stood up and looked about ready to kill Sasuke. Sasuke had a huge smile on now trying not to laugh at Naruto's face which now was beat red. "Sasuke I thought we went over this. NO kissing IN SCHOOL!!!"
"You're the one who pushed yourself on me." Giving Naruto a sly smile.
"That was to save your freaking life, but obviously it was the wrong choice turning around and giving a pouty look on his face.
Sasuke stood up and put his arms around Naruto's waist and whispered in his ears "I'm sorry Naruto, but I couldn't help my self. You were just so innocent."
"Yeah, yeah Sasuke" crossing his arms still being pouty. "
"Thanks for saving my life Naruto." And Sasuke kissed Naruto's head while breathing in a deep intoxicating sent of Naruto's hair in doing so.
Everyone in the room 'ah' and 'ooo' in the background and some wanted to run and take both boys in there arms and hug them till death. Iruka and the principle of the school walked in when Sasuke was trying to get Naruto to look at him.
"Hey what's wrong with you 2?" asked Iruka.
"Naruto won't look at Sasuke becausehefakedcollapsedandNarutowasreally worriedthathewasdieingandthenSasukekissedNaruto." Then after talking so fast Jiraya took a big breath and continued, "Now Sasuke's trying to say sorry to Naruto. Oh and it's a pleasure seeing you again Sarutobi."
"AH yes Jiraya long time no see my faithful student. So what are you doing here?"
"What Iruka never told you?"
"What? Don't tell me you're a teacher. Because as the 3rd Hokage…"
"Oh no, no I'm a dad of these boys."
Right then Tsunade walked in and squeaked "oh boys you look so adorable as high schoolers!"
"Oh I see now. I always thought of you to being close friends, but never that close Tsunade and Jiraya. You should have invited me to the wedding." All of the sudden horror struck both grown-ups faces and Naruto and Sasuke guffawed in laughter. They even collapsed on the ground and held their torsos because of what the man had just stated.
"No, no, no, No!" yelled Tsunade.
"You have the wrong idea Sarutobi. We are just friends. Sasuke and Naruto work in the playboy business. I adopted them because well I could and I wanted too."
"Wait, wait, wait" yelled a pink headed girl. "Being the Dark Prince's fan club manager why didn't I know that you were adopted and why didn't I know about the guy you are with?"
"Who? Naruto?" as Sasuke started to stand up and he helped Naruto up too.
"Yes Naruto or Kyuubi or what ever his name is."
"His name is Naruto" starting to get really pissed that this girl was talking about his Naruto like that. Like? Like? Like he was nothing which was really making him mad.
"Yes, Naruto. If you guys are like brothers doesn't that make you feel some-what awkward?"
"Nope feels normal to me and biologically we aren't brothers, so it's ok right Naruto?" there's a pause with no answer. "Naruto?" Turning around you can see Naruto having head phones on, banging his head to a song no one can hear. "Naruto!" Lip singing the lyrics to him self. Sasuke walked over and ripped one ear phone from his right ear and put it up to his ear. "Oh Crazy Bitch."
"Is there something you need?"
"Oh come on Naruto, you're not still angry are you?"
"No just upset about you pretending to die. You scared the shit out of me Sasuke!"
"And I'm sorry Naruto" putting his forehead against his and putting his arms around Naruto waist sliding his a little into Naruto. Naruto tried to stay strong with a sad face and tried to turn his face away, but he couldn't and a small smile crossed his face. Sasuke smiled at his friend and asked "Better?"
""Yes" Naruto said and then murmured "stupid bastard."
"What was that Dobe?"
"Nothing!"
"I'm sure?" Luckily Naruto's back was facing away from everyone because right then Sasuke moved his hands down to his butt and pushed there waists hard against each other. Naruto gasped and whispered "Sasuke!" harshly at the boy who stood there smirking at the other boy's disclosure. "Need I remind you that were in school and are you sure you're not gay?"
"I told you once and I'll tell you again Naruto" and he leaned in. Naruto could feel his heart pounding against his chest. Sasuke slid his cool cheek over Naruto's hot burning one until he reached his ear. "I'm straight, but you're just that exception."
Everyone in the room had no idea what the Hell was going on between the two boys and then Jiraya cleared his throat. "So anyway. You're the principle now a Hokage?"
"What yeah" looking back at Jiraya from the boys. "And you and Tsunade are still friends, but you have kids and there porn stars."
"Yeah that's pretty much it. Oh Kakashi I can see you are interested in my book. Eh?" Kakashi looked at the author of the naughty book in his hands and saw the name Jiraya Sanin. He looked back up at the old man with whitish-gray hair who looked around 50.
"You made this?"
"Why yes I did." Putting his hands up proudly at his waist.
"Well then I have one question for you." Jiraya looked at the perverted teacher closely, glaring at each other.
"YYEESS?"
"Can I have you autograph?"
"Sure, why not."
"Really? GREAT!!!"
Back to the rest of the class and Naruto and Sasuke. Naruto and Sasuke where standing side by side as the old Hokage walked up to them. "Well it's a pleasure boys and I hope you enjoy it here at Konoha Private School."
Author's Note:
Hello fellow readers. Its weird I know. But Its coming from some one weirder so, anyway, I don't even know why I'm writing this because I don't know what to write, but anyway. Please review nicely. I don't like to be yelled at. It makes me sad because I'm already a weird loser anyway. Why am I writing this? Who knows? Probably just to type something weird. Keep reading fan-fics and Bye-Bye. SMOWEN1
