A/N: from now on, it should stay as MiMi's POV, just wanted to quickly say.83
I stayed up the night watching the night animals and odd people who must work at night. It was now time however, to find my target Zim. I remembered the green house he dwelled in and quickly found it. I waited by a streetlight, keeping my distance. When somebody came out, I was stunned at what I saw. Zim was actually although not much, taller then master! I was almost afraid to ask how, must have been a side effect from this planet or something. What drew me back even more then this was the fact that instead of the idiot dog I was used to seeing was a human! Either a slave or a perfect disguise, which was very unlike Zim since the last time I encountered him.
Following him further, I realized instead of the usual skool building I remember watching master and Zim go to, he went even further to an even larger building. What else could have possibly changed while I was gone?! Seeing as I now knew where I needed to go, I went to the front office and enrolled in the skool. Nothing is really that hard to get into here. They gave me a schedule and I followed it thoroughly. Time after time I was stopped by teachers who were extremely upset at the fact I didn't wear shoes. I couldn't help it! Hair was interesting, but human feet were just so curious and amazing, I didn't want to hide them! I think they're cool! Eventually they left me alone which was good. The classes were rather boring and I shared none with Zim which wasn't any help to my mission. I did notice in some of the classes, that one kid Tak kind of liked…Dib! He was in my history class. So was Gir or Luther as he was called at skool. I know its Gir though. Nothing else is really that stupid. Gee, I think to myself a lot.
"MiMi?"
"Hmm? Err I mean yes Mr. Steele?"
"Pay attention! Now answer me, what year did George Washington become the first president to tango with a live grizzly bear?"
"I KNOW A GRIZZLY BEAR! HIS NAME IS STEVE!" Gir burst out before I could say I had NO idea.
"No Luther." The teacher sighed. "You're excused this time, but try to control that yelling disorder of yours. Alright, yes Dib?" I just didn't understand why we had to put our hands in the air to talk.
"1974" Dib answered a little disgusted probably embarrassed of his silly human history. It made me laugh to be honest.
"Correct Dib." Mr. Steele smiled and continued his lesson. The day continued and I nearly jumped out of my seat when the lunch bell rang. I entered the cafeteria where I saw Gir piling his tray with muffins and delicious weenies and Zim disgusted as usual. I wish I could just kill them now, but that would just be too hard with everyone here. I grabbed a tray and filled it with a meat sandwich, a muffin, and a drink. It didn't look TOO bad, but then again it didn't look TOO good either. I ate it nonetheless and it really wasn't bad. In the middle of my lunch, I saw three guys surround the Dib. I watched from my seat, curious what kind of human lunch ritual this was. They laughed almost menacingly and one of them pushed Dib to the ground where his glasses were knocked off. Another pulled him up by the hair and spat in his face. Everyone except the Dib laughed. Something was wrong here though…This isn't a very fair ritual three against one…Hmm; I better go help them out! I walked over to the boy who was holding Dib up by the hair.
"What do you want girl?" He asked.
"To join your ritual!" I glistened as I grabbed his wrists where I twisted them around and flung him backwards. I'll have to learn more about this ritual, its fun! Dib shuffled for his glasses as the other two guys charged towards me instead of him. "YAY! THE MORE THE MERRIER!" I jumped up and punched one who fell to the ground cradling his face as the last one grabbed my arms.
"You should know better then to get in a man's fight." He told me.
"OH!! This is a fight! Got it!" I kicked my leg out and hit whatever I could and obviously whatever I hit must have been a weak spot because he fell down to the ground faster then the Tallest could run to their snacks. "I swear you human males are pathetic fighters." I giggled. It was then I realized the entire cafeteria (even Zim) had been watching me. They were talking amongst themselves something about how the new girl defeated the three toughest bullies in skool or something like that. I swear, these humans ARE weak! I returned over to my tray where I resumed my lunch as the Dib walked up to me.
"Hey, thanks for helping me out. No one else at this skool would have."
"Help you out? I was merely trying to enjoy a lunch rit…err fight!" I corrected myself.
"Well, thanks anyway." He waved walking off. He was cute for a human. I think it's the big head. I laughed, master would have secretly agreed. Lunch went by quickly, and as I threw out my lunch, Gir came running up to me.
"HEY, GUESS WHAT?!" He bounced.
"Umm, what?"
"I GOT A PLATYPUS IN MAH HEEADDD!" Gir told me as he reached his hand to pull something out, but failed. "Aww, the platypus is stuuuck." He sniffled.
"Aww, it's ok. Umm here! I took out a pen and paper and drew a picture of a bird of some sort and gave it to him. "I um freed the platypus!" It was fun acting like Gir, but I had to remember that's what ruined the mission the first time, so I couldn't do it often.
"YAY PLATYPUS!" He took the paper and promptly ate it. "Now they're friiiends! Like you and me!" He automatically assumed.
"Well, actually I…" Then I thought if I was friends with Gir, I could get vital information about Zim and his base. It was brilliant! "YEAH! Friends!" I smiled as Gir promptly pulled me into a hug.
"Aww nice human!" He stated as Zim came up behind them.
"Um yes! Human! Just like you er Luther! Please excuse my cousin, he is from the land of…FREE FORM JAZZ and hugging is how he says be goonnee!" Zim was a horrible liar. Even I am not THAT stupid when it comes to humans. But I went with it as he pulled Gir off to the next class. Hmm, this is proving to be pretty fun.
