DO THE CHICKENS HAVE LARGE TALONS?

CHAPTER TWO

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"Dude," Eiko said when she Steiner. "That ain't a chicken, that's a turkey."

"No," Zidane insisted. "THAT's a turk-" he pointed over his shoulder at Reno. "-…ey…."

"Anyway," Eiko continued. "Did you know that turkeys are so stupid, that when it rains they'll look up at the sky with their mouths open and so their throats fill up with water until they drown?"

"That's not true!"

Then it decided to rain. Steiner looked up, and opened his mouth. The summoner and genome watched for about fifteen minutes, before he fell over, his throat filled with water.

"HA!" Eiko shouted triumphantly. "Told you!"

"Nu uh!" Zidane insisted. "He didn't DROWN." Steiner was beginning to twitch in death (deathtwiches). "…yet…"

"Good job, Zidane, we haven't even started yet and you've already killed someone."

"That's not my fault! It's the damn weather's!" Zidane insisted, burying Steiner's now violently twitching body and covering up all evidence that pointed to him.

"But that still doesn't get us a chicken," Eiko pointed out.

"DON'T POINT AT ME!!" Zidane screamed.

"I'm NOT! I'm just pointing out a fact!"

"Well . . ." Zidane thought a minute. "Where did Napoleon get HIS chickens?"

"What?" Eiko raised an eyebrow.

"C'mon." Zidane said, heading for Idaho.

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dopey: okay, I may be going way, Way, WAy, WAY out on a limb here, but don't worry. the next theme won't last very long, but let me know how you like it once I type it up. gotta go finish a science report now!

April 5, 2007

I hate science reports.

does anyone know of a website that has the life cycle of a rough skinned newt on it? I need to know by tomorrow morning!!!!!!!!!!

if you can help me, I will love you even more than when you review!