Something smelled like it was burning.

Raven looked over from her spot on the couch to the kitchen area. Sure enough, Cyborg and Beast Boy were arguing over breakfast. The green vegetarian and half-machine omnivore could never go more than a week without fighting over what the other was making for food. The only real question was who's food was about to catch fire this time.

If Raven had been a gambler, she'd have put money on Beast Boy's.

Sure enough, a few seconds later the changeling cried out. "Oh man! I forgot about my tofu burgers! Thanks for distracting me, Cyborg!"

"Psh, like you needed my help," Cyborg returned. "You have the attention span of a goldfish!"

Raven supposed the right thing to do would be to get up and make the boys stop their senseless bickering. She knew they didn't really mean it anyways. But on the other hand… did she really care enough to get involved?

Suddenly, the sound level rose and a couple crashing sounds were made. Shouts of "Take this!" and "Oh yeah?" were heard. Raven could hear pots being knocked over and food being spilled. She almost smiled to herself, the doofiness of her teammates really was too amusing sometimes… if not a bit irritating. Then with no warning, a piece of mushed tofu flew out of the fight and landed on Raven's cloak.

Everything stopped.

Cyborg and Beast Boy froze. It had been an accident, everyone knew that, but still, Raven wasn't known for her love of food fights. She rose up and turned to face the two boys.

Her eyes narrowed. Cy and BB held each other on the verge of panic, their differences forgotten in the face of their mutual doom. All at once, every food item lying around the kitchen became enveloped by a black aura and hurled itself at the helpless duo. Within seconds the two were covered in tofu, eggs, ham, ketchup, and soda from head to foot.

"You two should really be more careful," Raven said as she passed by them on the way to the laundry room. "It'd be a shame if there was an accident with our cutlery."

The two aspiring chefs looked at each other, blinked, and fell backwards on the floor. Yep, just another day in the Titan's kitchen.