Authors note: Holy crap, you guys are awesome! I had just finished my exams and I checked the reviews, and you epic people had read mah thing! And I finally learned how to make new chapters! Holy frack, it's a revolution! Anyways, thank you all so much! I hope you enjoy this brand-freaking-new chapter! Enjoy!~
Crap I forgot the disclaimer! I don't own Pokemon! Please don't sue me!
After spending the night camping in Viridian Forest, they continued traveling to their next destination, but since nothing interesting happened, we'll just go ahead. Our hero soon arrived at the next town, Pewter City. Her pokemon were in their pokeballs, since I'm too lazy to include them whenever something happens. The girl looked around at the city and people in it in awe... wait, wasn't she emotionally unstable a minute ago? Whatever, she's Moonlight Amethyst Spectra Rainbow Gold Silver Ruby Sapphire Emerald Diamond Pearl Alpha Omega Element Marianna Susan Dolce Fantasia Luna Beauty Rose Flower Angel Raven Ebony Heart Dream Titania Dental Floss Quartz Savanna Aurora Flitter Twilight Shine Allure May Star Glow Noble Umbra Akuma Princess Aura Wish after all, she can be whatever the bleep she wants! The young girl made her way through Pewter, ignoring the mob of crazed boys and paparazzi. She was just that popular. Finally, she found the gym, which she immediately entered because she wants to be the very best like no one ever was, although she already was because she just freaking can! Inside were a couple of trainers, one of which jumped in front of her and demanded a battle.
"You're, like, one million light-years away from facing Brock!," he challenged. Moonlight put one of her small, delicate hands (which she could lift up a semi-truck with) on her chin.
"Actually," she corrected, "Light-years are a form of measurement, not time." Yeah, I know right? Not only was Moonlight super beautiful and talented and strong and stuff, but she was also super smart, with an IQ of 12... BILLION! The young boy's jaw literally hit the floor in amazement, because apparently she was, like, the smartest person he'd ever met.
"OMG!," he cried, "YOU'RE SO SMART AND BEAUTIFUL AND AWESOME! WILL YOU MARRY ME!?" Our hero giggled and politely declined, to which the trainer totally didn't freak out about. Bidding a farewell to the boy, Moonlight continued through the gym, and since she was like super awesome, none of the other trainers battled her. Finally she made it to Brock. His eyes were closed, so it kind of looked like he was sleeping, but since Moonlight knew everything, she knew he wasn't. The gym leader took one look at the young girl and had the biggest bone- um, I mean, moment of... loving somebody ever. But if I said what he really had, I would've said it literally hit the ceiling! He cringed in absolute pain when it did. In fact, he thought he would have to replace the roof because it legitimately almost went through it. Ha ha, oops. After that moment of irrelevant shenanigans, the battle was initiated. The judge stood on the sidelines of the battlefield.
"Pewter City's Gym Leader, Brock!," he announced, "Versus Moonlight Amethyst Spectra Rainbow Gold Silver Ruby Sapphire Emerald Diamond Pearl Alpha Omega Element Marianna Susan Dolce Fantasia Luna Beauty Rose Flower Angel Raven Ebony Heart Dream Titania Dental Floss Quartz Savanna Aurora Flitter Twilight Shine Allure May Star Glow Noble Umbra Akuma Princess Aura Wish from Pallet Town!" The judge immediately passed out from lack of oxygen. No one really gave a crap though, because this story's all about Moonlight! Striking a pose, Brock sent out his first pokemon, a level 12 geodude.
"KJHDFGDKJHVGDFKJGHBSDFGUHVKJZSHFDJBSFDJGSIEUFY!," the rock pokemon screeched. With a determined look in her now cobalt eyes, our hero sent out her beloved charmander, Solaris.
"Alright Solaris!," Moonlight shouted, "Please (she uses manners!) use Judgement!" Yes, Solaris knows Judgement. Know why? Cause he's Moonlight's pokemon! That's why! The fire lizard pokemon obeyed without question, and seconds after using the move, Geodude fainted. Brock squinted his already closed eyes in determination, clutching a pokemon in his hand, then sent out his second, and last pokemon, Onix.
"VHDSCDBCFYUWUVUYGSOIUGDFDIWAFFLEUGYROIGUFYFUY!," it screeched like its unconscious rock brethren.
"Onix!," Brock demanded, "Use Tackle!" The rock snake did so, slamming its massive body into its opponent, only to bounce harmlessly off. Moonlight struck a pose like the anime girl she is and yelled, "Alright Solaris! Please use Flamethrower!" At his trainer's command, fire shot out of the charmander's mouth, burning Onix and half the field in the process. The rock snake fainted instantly, even though it had a type advantage over fire... Oh well! Once returning his pokemon to its pokeball, Brock nodded his head in upmost respect, a sign of accepting defeat from a worthy trainer, as Moonlight hugged and congratulated her own pokemon. The gym leader walked over to the duo.
"Congratulations Moonlight Amethyst Spectra Rainbow Gold Silver Ruby Sapphire Emerald Diamond Pearl Alpha Omega Element Marianna Susan Dolce Fantasia Luna Beauty Rose Flower Angel Raven Ebony Heart Dream Titania Dental Floss Quartz Savanna Aurora Flitter Twilight Shine Allure May Star Glow Noble Umbra Akuma Princess Aura Wish," Brock inhaled loudly, nearly sucking all of the oxygen in the room into his lungs, "You have earned the Boulder Badge. You and your pokemon are amazing indeed, for you could conquer the world!" Luckily since Moonlight was just the best, she would never do such a thing. The younger trainer stood up after returning Solaris back into its ball.
"Thank you sir," she replied sweetly, causing Brock to have a giant nosebleed, "You and your pokemon were amazing." A sad looked then crossed her face while her eyes turned a deep dark blue, "I'm just sorry they got hurt." The memory of her powers resurfaced, specifically, her power to heal pokemon, "Oh, I know!" The girl placed her hands over Brock's balls (HIS POKEBALLS, YOU PERVERT!) and began to sing a song about healing, which wasn't cliche or anything. Suddenly, a soft glow enveloped the capsules. This meant that the pokemon contained in them were completely healed. Brock stared in wonder.
"Whoa!," he exclaimed at the miraculous sight. Moonlight shrugged her narrow shoulders slightly.
"It's no big deal," she admitted modestly, "It's just one of the many powers I've been burdened with... After all," Tears welled up in her eyes, "They're why my parents left me!" The girl began sobbing uncontrollably. They weren't loud, gross sobs either, and it didn't sound like Rarity on steroids. The gym leader gasped and wrapped his arms around her in an attempt to comfort her.
"Oh Moonlight!," he cried, "How dare anyone in this world mistreat you! I am truly sorry that you had to experience the awful hell you must have been put through! It brings agony to my heart to hear such sins committed to a beautiful angel such as yourself!" They cried, embracing each other for comfort.
"Thank you Brock," Moonlight sniffled, "Thanks to you my faith in humanity is restoring!" The two separated to look each other in the eyes (well, Brock's eyes were still closed, but you get the point).
"Oh Moonlight," the gym leader said, "I wish you the best of luck on your journey. May you always be successful!" He reached into his pocket and presented her with a badge and a pokeball, "Here. The Pewter City Gym Badge." He placed the badge into the girl trainer's smooth hands.
"And since you're a fragile angel, I want to give you a pokemon that's been passed down through my family for centuries." The ball as well was placed in her hands, "Good luck." Moonlight nodded gratefully.
"Thanks Brock. I will always remember you and the battle we had," and with that the girl left the gym, leaving a completely lovestruck Brock behind. Once outside, Moonlight explored the rest of the city before leaving, and since the plot still needs to hurry it up, we'll skip to something important. After reaching the city limits, Moonlight decided to meet her new pokemon/ best friend. The pokeball opened in her hand, revealing a Diancie (it was also shiny because this is Moonlight after all)!
"Hello Moonlight!," the rock fairy said using its telepathy. This wasn't a surprise to the girl, since she could already talk to pokemon, "My name is Jewel Shine. I've heard amazing things about you from my fellow legendary pokemon." Moonlight gasped, "You know them!" Jewel Shine nodded, "Yes. We go to lunch every Tuesday. But that's besides the point," Her tone changed to an urgent plea, "Please Moonlight, you must listen to me!" Moonlight already was, since she's an amazing listener. The fairy continued, "You are in grave danger! Several evil organizations are after you! They want to use and abuse you just like your parents did!" Memories of her traumatic past instantly began haunting her, causing Moonlight's eyes to fill with tears.
"No!," the trainer cried, covering her face with her hands. Jewel Shine placed a hand comfortingly on her new trainer's shoulder.
"Don't worry," she comforted, "I'm here to protect you." The girl immediately stopped crying and hugged the diancie to her (enormous) chest.
"Thank you!," she said excitedly, "I'm going to try to be the best trainer and friend I can be to you!" The rock fairy smiled, "You already are." After the touching embrace, Jewel returned to her pokeball, as Moonlight continued on her merry way. The next destination was Mt. Moon, to which our lovely protagonist was already heading to.
Hai friend! I hope you enjoyed this chapter! I'm sorry for the inappropriate-ness, in case you weren't expecting it, but it is T rated after all. There's a chance that I might use bad profanity, but I'll try to avoid that! Anywayz, thanks so much for the advice, the nice comments, the faves, and all the other kewl things you guys have done! Please review if you feel like it, if you don't that's totally cool too!
