Thanks for the reviews! I felt pretty special!

I think I needed a break from 'Vengeance' it was too depressing for my taste. Besides I'm more of a comedian anyways, I was voted class clown!

But enough about me….on to the Chappie!!

Disclaimer: Sorry never owned Naruto and never will.

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Naruto sat on the side of there bed pouting.

After they left from the Hokage's office he hasn't said a word. Well not to her actually, but to everyone else he shared to them his very colorful and unique vocabulary.

His mind wondered to the very people involved in tricking his Hina-hime to go on this mission.....

Stupid Tsunade, and her dumb ideas. Having giant breast must have really sucked the brain cells from her. Just because her life sucked didn't mean his had to too! Naruto rolled his eyes, 'Nobody told her to be an alcoholic.'

Stupid Shikamaru and Ino, and there mixed up relationship. He didn't even know whether they go together or not, Ino and her stupid pride and Shikamaru being lazy they could be stuck in this phase for some years, so why couldn't she go! Naruto thought about them and laughed to himself, he could see Ino bitch slapping Shikamaru and telling him to ask her out for crying out loud, while they're both in a cane around there 50s.

Stupid Neji and Ten-Ten, and there boring relationship. All they do is sit around and observe others, and if they're not doing that they're training. He could see them years later down the road, Neji sitting on a couch with a smoking pipe in his mouth while wearing reading glasses and Ten-Ten in the kitchen somewhere having a stroke in the oven. 'Serves her right…..she can't cook anyways.'

The finale stupid people were Sakura and Sasuke, and there……STUPID relationship. He wasnt calling them or there relationship stupid, just there....personalities. For god sakes no matter how much Sakura tried to tell evryone she had her own mind and her life wasn't being a fan-girl anymore, he could tell she she obviously lied. Once she got with Sasuke its been Sasuke this and Sasuke that……for heavens sake the guy wasn't something to really behold. Sasuke was like a brother to him and he loved him and all but DAMN, could that guy really pluck his nerves. He sometimes thought if Sasuke tried hard enough he could get Sakura to beat Choji in a eating contest if he wanted to.

Hinata looked at Naruto as he was in deep thought, she felt so bad for him. "Naruto-kun, what are you doing?" She was currently packing up her things and noticed Naruto stopped whinning. Ever since they got together Naruto and her has been joined to the hip.

Naruto's face wrinkled up when he spoke, "Thinking about our STD's infected friends." His face was still in the form of a pout and he didn't want to look at her. He wasn't mad at her, he couldn't do that! It was just the nerve of his friends, taking advantage of his Hinata-chan good heart for there own selfishness.

Hinata saw his face go from a cute pout to just plain anger, "Naru-kun don't be like that. You know its only fare. How do you think Shikamaru, Neji and Sas-……well Shikamaru and Neji felt when there girls were gone." Sakura never went on such a mission, but she was pretty sure once her Naruto-kun became 6th Hokage Sakura would be seeing more of these missions instead of the hospital.

Insert evil smile.....

"Well how would they feel-" Naruto stopped in the middle of his sentence and thought, 'How would they feel with there girls gone from them? If I cant have my Hina-hime for the next-'

He looked puzzled, "Hinata-chan how long will you be gone again?"

"Two weeks the most Naru-kun."

'Two weeks, then those bastards cant have there girls either. If I'M not getting laid, hugged, or loved for two weeks then those guys aren't either.'

Hinata looked on as Naruto's face went from anger to the oh-so-familiar mischievous face she grew to love.

And she kinda feared it too, " Naruto-kun, what are you thinking NOW."

Shhhh Naruto's thinking, "Plotting." He said it so casually, he was in his thinking mode so that alone took a lot of his brain power, so multitasking was out of the question. Hinata eyes widened at that, Naruto never was good at taking bad news so he always either held a grudge or got them back with a mean prank. "Uzumaki Naruto! You will do no such thing while I'm gone on this mission. Do you hear me."

Naruto still seemed to be in his own world and kind of waved Hinata's words off. Until he heard a evil, dark voice that kind of reminded him of Star Wars 'Dark Vader',

"I said DO YOU HEAR ME!?" Hinata really knew how to intimidate Naruto, because he immediately snapped back to attention and stuttered a, "yes".

Hinata smirked, 'Who's my bitch.'

Just like that she switched back to her sweet, innocent adorable self, "Good! Now Naru-kun I've finished packing and now you can carry my bags with me to the gates. Come along now." Hinata turned to walk out the door with Naruto behind her, he rolled his eyes at her back, 'Why am I so whipped?'

Then she stopped walking.

For a second there he feared she saw him roll his eyes or learned how to read minds, but when she turned around he saw no anger on her lovely face. "On second thought Naru-kun, they can wait. I want to give you a two week supply of me while I'm gone. Only enough to last you till then too." Her stance was sexy, her voice was sexy and that strip tease was REALLY sexy.

'That's why…..question solved."

"Naruto-kun, remove the pants NOW." Hinata smirked as she saw he obeyed her, 'Your my bitch'.

And insert one steamy two hours…..

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"Where are those two! They're late." Sakura was obviously fuming over the two lovebirds tardiness. The rookies all stood at the gates waiting for Naruto and Hinata to show up, they wanted to wish Hinata good luck. Plus possibly get Naruto drunk enough not to remember Hinata was gone. He could sometimes be a pain when Hinata wasnt there.

Pfft! Fat chance on getting drunk stopping him.

"Really Sakura, I just thought those two invisible people over there were them." Ten-Ten rolled her eyes, no duh they were late. Shit happens, what else could she say.

The vain in Sakura's forehead got bigger and Ino magically pulled out a ruler to measure it, "You beat my record Ten-Ten, seven and a half inches on the dot!" Ino and Ten-Ten giggled to themselves as they gave eachother a high-five, jeez it was just a joke.

"INO!-"

"Hey Sakura, mellow out. Its kind of too early for that. Here have my cinnamon roll…..I already had my sweets." Hinata looked over her shoulder at Naruto and winked at him. Both ended up giggling perverted.

Damn that vain was growing, "You two were doing that!……Hmmm, I actually cant blame you on that." Everyone stared at Sakura, "What, who hasn't before a mission of some sort?" Naruto looked at Sakura like she was an alien, 'Well I'll be damned, she does have a brain not related to Sasuke.'

Hinata just felt awkward in the situation rate now, Sakura could be so bi-polar sometimes. "Ummm yeah, I'm just gonna go now. I just wanna get this over with." Naruto looked at her with a 'I don't blame you, these people are weird' expression and gave her a long hug. "Now Hina-hime write letters whenever you can. I'll send you one everyday! Don't let those jackasses touch you! And-"

Naruto just kept going on and on even though Hinata was gone from site, "Naruto she's gone already would you give it a rest." Naruto slowly turned around to find the source of the voice, the first one that will be the victim of his 'two weeks celibacy' plot.

The voice that would soon feel his wrath was no one other then……

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Ohhh, Cliff Hanger!!

BURN!! Got ya!

Who will it be Neji, Shikamaru or Sasuke? Give me your guess!!

Guess you'll have to wait to find the 'victim', and I myself cant wait till they start writing letters to eachother...

You'll just have to wait, review and see!

TTFN.